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F*ck me, Day 2 of trying to get through to the guy that's selling the graphics card i'm after and still no luck, that's 4 times I've called him and each and every time it's gone through to he's voicemail.

 

Sent him a message via Gumtree, nadda from him, left a voice mail message yesterday, nadda from him, called 4 times... No go. I'm f*cking not happy or impressed.. Please don't bother selling sh*t if you aren't prepared or in the position to take calls or messages from people (angry).png

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My mother blew up in anger over 5 dollars... Nice she has ruined my mood for the evening -_-

Just five dollars? I remember one time I wanted something for 2.98. "What do you think we are, made of money?" :lol:
yeah, apparently it's wrong to spend $5 on a pizza to repay a friend for going out their way to take me home from school

I asked my mom for $5 the other day(as a joke) for helping her clean her truck and I never heard the end of it. Like, f*ck, forget I even said anything.

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I cucked Alex Jones

I just chased my cat trying to get a piece of sh*t that was stuck to a hair coming out of his ass and now he's staring at me like I'm a bad guy.

 

What would yo do if I wasn't here to get rid of your sh*t hair cat?

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I just chased my cat trying to get a piece of sh*t that was stuck to a hair coming out of his ass and now he's staring at me like I'm a bad guy.

 

What would yo do if I wasn't here to get rid of your sh*t hair cat?

If someone chased you around trying to grab your ass you'd look at them like a bad guy too. lmao.

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Old Dinosaur

i spent most of today watching a guys youtube videos, f*ck i'm sad sometimes, i mean sure.. it's not the end off the world but i think we can all agree i could / should be making better use of my limited time on earth...

 

It's just that when i sit down i get so comfy and i don't want to get up lol, i got up a did some work this mourning but then when i got home at lunch i was planning on chilling for an hour but that turned into the whole day .... i didn't have anything to do it was purely free time but i still could of made better use of it, oh well theirs always tomorrow, i wonder what i'll do ?

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LincolnClay

Speed dating as in seeing how fast you can get out the door on the morning after?

Pretty much...

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DangerZ0neX

Reddit gives me cancer

 

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Reddit gives me cancer

 

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What the f*ck do people have against single player???

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Dangerous and sad

It doesn't take a f*cking genius to realise why people aren't playing SP anymore.

-No word of the "very exciting" story DLC in over two years

-Makong all online updates exclusive to online. No weapon since lowriders way back in f*cking October and not a single vehicle since IGG part 2.

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It doesn't take a f*cking genius to realise why people aren't playing SP anymore.

-No word of the "very exciting" story DLC in over two years

-Makong all online updates exclusive to online. No weapon since lowriders way back in f*cking October and not a single vehicle since IGG part 2.

I really think the whole leslie situation f*cked up a lot of things

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The problem with singleplayer is that it's generally very limited, there's little replayability and there's no/very little variation between playthroughs. That's not just a problem with GTA, it's an industry wide problem.

RPGs like Fallout and TES do it better, but even then, there's a limit.

 

Racing games and strategy games fair the best if you ask me. A lot of them have an incredible amount of replayability when it comes to singleplayer.

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The problem with singleplayer is that it's generally very limited, there's little replayability and there's no/very little variation between playthroughs. That's not just a problem with GTA, it's an industry wide problem.

RPGs like Fallout and TES do it better, but even then, there's a limit.

 

Racing games and strategy games fair the best if you ask me. A lot of them have an incredible amount of replayability when it comes to singleplayer.

 

GTA V has some of the worst replayability of any modern game if you ask me, the missions are incredibly hand holding and don't really offer you any flexibility in how you do them, if I was a reviewer I'd have straight up removed a score point for that deceptive stealth stat.

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Reddit gives me cancer

 

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What the f*ck do people have against single player???the shadowoperative virus spread and couldn't be controlled, way too late to save those fanboys.

 

I mean, wow, I went from +5 to 0 when the Americans woke up, it's pathetic, have a gander for yourself.

 

https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/4j4ien/gta6_and_the_future_of_online_what_if/d33t6ia

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Jerking For Soup

the shadowoperative virus spread and couldn't be controlled, way too late to save those fanboys.

This is exactly what I mean about this site.

 

Shadowoperative has done nothing to you, so why bring him up and label him as a 'fanboy' in a discussion unrelated to anything about him.

 

shadow is a great member. He doesn't care what anybody thinks of his ideology and his opinions. This site needs more of these users, who don't care about what people label them as, or what people believe them to be.

 

Ironically, if there was actually a 'shadowoperative virus' spreading, it would be great and would decrease the amount of Limp Bizkit Circlejerking on this site.

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Reddit gives me cancer

 

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What the f*ck do people have against single player???
the shadowoperative virus spread and couldn't be controlled, way too late to save those fanboys.

 

I mean, wow, I went from +5 to 0 when the Americans woke up, it's pathetic, have a gander for yourself.

 

https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/4j4ien/gta6_and_the_future_of_online_what_if/d33t6ia

 

Holy sh*t you snobbish whatever... flying that Saudi flag I'd think you'd be super careful to not throw stones.

 

 

 

Aww man, you said you left....

 

TGIF, right?

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Aww man, you said you left....

 

TGIF, right?

I'm less active on this site due to all the corruption and circlejerking that I have witnessed back when I browsed this site frequently, but I come back here every day or two just to get my daily dose of laughter.

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DangerZ0neX

Holy sh*t you snobbish whatever... flying that Saudi flag I'd think you'd be super careful to not throw stones.

What's that supposed to mean?

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shadow is a great member. He doesn't care what anybody thinks of his ideology and his opinions

It is possible to not care what anyone thinks without troll posting, spamming topics and disregarding numerous staff warnings and second chances.

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Holy sh*t you snobbish whatever... flying that Saudi flag I'd think you'd be super careful to not throw stones.

What's that supposed to mean?

 

 

He doesn't get that it's a prank (GONE SEXUAL).

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shadow was a great member.

FTFY. Now he's in the shadows forever.

 

OT: I feel very grumpy when my laptop starts to malfunction. It's so unresponsive and unpredictable these days. The thing will work when it wants to work. It has its own sets of rules and guidelines. I have to give it some rest, I have to give it some that. I can't even play games on it anymore. Games lag pretty badly, even when the texture/graphic level set to low. Guess I gotta buy a new one. Can't rely on something forever.

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Me: Just a trim on the sides and on top, and a tiny bit off the back, thanks.

Barber Girl: No problem!

 

*Comes out looking like a lawnmower ran amok over my scalp*

 

Barber Girl: That's €50,- please.

 

f*cking hell.

– overeducated wonk who fetishises compromise

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Me: Just a trim on the sides and on top, and a tiny bit off the back, thanks.

Barber Girl: No problem!

 

*Comes out looking like a lawnmower ran amok over my scalp*

 

Barber Girl: That's €50,- please.

 

f*cking hell.

That's one hell of a pricey hack-job, Raavi.

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Quite. Even more so considering the first thing I did when I got home was run clippers through it trying to un-f*ck it best I could, that's to say I pretty much shaved it all. Suffices to say it's the last time I've set foot in that shop.

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Me: Just a trim on the sides and on top, and a tiny bit off the back, thanks.

Barber Girl: No problem!

 

*Comes out looking like a lawnmower ran amok over my scalp*

 

Barber Girl: That's 50,- please.

 

f*cking hell.

Dude, I can get my beard and hair trimmed down to a zero and it would still cost $10.
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make total destroy

I cut my own hair for free.

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Dude, I can get my beard and hair trimmed down to a zero and it would still cost $10.

 

I don't mind paying, haircuts here usually range anywhere from €30-60, so that's to be expected. I do very much mind paying for a haircut that looks like a lawnmower could have done it, a single cent is too much for that sh*t.

– overeducated wonk who fetishises compromise

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Here's what you need.

 

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Just hook it up to the vacuum.

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Me: Just a trim on the sides and on top, and a tiny bit off the back, thanks.

Barber Girl: No problem!

 

*Comes out looking like a lawnmower ran amok over my scalp*

 

Barber Girl: That's 50,- please.

 

f*cking hell.

Dude, I can get my beard and hair trimmed down to a zero and it would still cost $10.

 

i use to shave my own head my wife does it now, but its pretty easy to do

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