Grumpy Old Forumers

[The Dedito Gae]

I found my second ever grey hair today It's time to embrace age. I can only hope that by the time all of my hair is grey it turns ice white like some badass she-wizard, instead of peppery grey.

I have found grey hairs in my hair since i was a kid, no sh*t.

 

 

I had a grand grandpa that was like 100 years and still had all his hair, no bald spots at all, like Leslie Nielsen or something, hope i get a badass stripe to the side of my hair before going full cotton.

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

Why do some men go bald in their late twenties or early thirties? f*ck I'd be miserable.

Edited May 7, 2016 by Scaglietti

[Mr. Scratch]

Because testosterone. I'll be getting hair implants or some sh*t when I start losing hair. I look like f*cking Shrek if I'm bald.

[ten-a-penny]

Oh i kid.

 

But seriously, you should get one of those big-ass cases that protect your phone from a fall. Cheeper than a new phone.

Ugh. These things are annoying. I do have one but I ended up throwing it in the trash.

[PhillBellic]

I found my second ever grey hair today It's time to embrace age. I can only hope that by the time all of my hair is grey it turns ice white like some badass she-wizard, instead of peppery grey.

Has a Cat been climbing over you? Could be that.

 

OT: Parents who do not control their Children on Public Transport make me Grumpy As Fu*k.

[DangerZ0neX]

lately, a lot of people I passed by during this week made me mentally think "man, what a f*cking retard" because they lack any form of common sense.

[Mister Kay]

lately, a lot of people I passed by during this week made me mentally think "man, what a f*cking retard" because they lack any form of common sense.

this week I'm still working. grrr

[LincolnClay]

lately, a lot of people I passed by during this week made me mentally think "man, what a f*cking retard" because they lack any form of common sense.

Huh, basically everyone I was exposed to in high school. Feels like yesterday because there were so many of them. I'm rambling on about my childhood, I going to stop now...

[ten-a-penny]

OT: Parents who do not control their Children on Public Transport make me Grumpy As Fu*k.

Kids in general gets on my nerve. No, you're not being f*cking cute by running all over the place and being an annoying asshole. Dear parent, TIE YOUR TROLL TOY SOMEWHERE OR ELSE I'LL THROW THEM ON THE GROUND.

 

Yeah, hating children because they are annoying dicks, just like me when I was in THEIR age..... perfect double standards....

[sreyazsec]

I'm quite looking forward to going grey/white when I'm older.

Although my Grandma (Thai one) had thick black hair until the chemo, she was in her 50s/60s, so maybe my hair will stay the same. I guess I'd be happy either way, but I like the fact we may go grey/white.

 

OT - My older cat, the one whose senile, keeps flicking his food around and I keep finding dried out meat chunks on my floor. He lives in my bedroom, so my room always smells like cat food and cat litter

Bloody horrible, but I can't kick him out so I have to live with it. Despite his confusion, he's a really selfish little nobhead.

[make total destroy]

f*ck

 

i'm never drinking again until later tonight

[drifter.]

I wish I never got a car, or least waited a little longer to get a car actually worth getting financially f*cked over.

Fourth paycheck at my new job have all gone to paying off my credit card.

[ten-a-penny]

Proooobably the first time I rant about a game that doesn't happen to be Skyrim. This time its AC4.

 

Spend like an hour trying to get Pirate Hunters on my back. The only thing that prevents me from getting to Level Four, is a single ram to any ship or boat.

 

Level 3 PHs approach. A lvl39 Frigate and another ship (didn't pay attention). Now, I have this bad habit of abandoning my ship, jumping into the sea and swim after said ships. Unlike all other ships and/or Gunboats, which they continue to sail towards their destination, since Pirate Hunters track YOU down, if you leave the wheel they'll stop too. I used this to my advantage and swam towards the Frigate. But! A Schooner was coming! Yay! I have climbed over EVERY boat and ship in this game, except for Schooners. Climb it all up, murdered everyone, about to dive. F*ckass who happened to be Edward found it a good idea to fall off..... to his death.

 

RELOAD

 

Okay, same time as before. Frigate and another ship (forgot what it is, either Brig or Schooner) hunters popped out. I usually leave the wheel in the perfect time before they start the fight. This time I f*cked up and the battle started before I had a chance. Said Frigate was lvl39, way higher than mine. A Naval Convoy spawned nearby. Got slaughtered in a split second because Frigates are OP. f*ck.

 

RELOAD

 

Now my damn Wanted Level got reset.

 

 

Edited May 7, 2016 by ten-a-penny

[Crokey]

You guys wanna talk old and grumpy about hair? I have to use that scary attachment that came with my beard trimmer to trim the hair in my ears.

 

Hey...all you folks under 40 or whatever. Mark my words on this one. Eventually you will come to accept that you aren't indestructible. Oddly enough that part of aging is easy. But but but nothing prepares you for ear hair. I'm serious. I thought I was exempt. I really did. I can accept my grey, my thinning, my hair loss, but nothing prepares you for accepting ear hair. I'm honestly being very serious here.

Pluck those f*ckers out, you might take a few of the roots with them and stop them growing back again.

[trip]

 

You guys wanna talk old and grumpy about hair? I have to use that scary attachment that came with my beard trimmer to trim the hair in my ears.

 

Hey...all you folks under 40 or whatever. Mark my words on this one. Eventually you will come to accept that you aren't indestructible. Oddly enough that part of aging is easy. But but but nothing prepares you for ear hair. I'm serious. I thought I was exempt. I really did. I can accept my grey, my thinning, my hair loss, but nothing prepares you for accepting ear hair. I'm honestly being very serious here.

Pluck those f*ckers out, you might take a few of the roots with them and stop them growing back again.

 

I do that too. Same with my heavy nose hairs. Plucking brings me to tears. The pain...oh the pain.

[sreyazsec]

People talking about nose hair plucking reminds me of bad habits.

Right now my lips are sore, and I can't eat. (See, keeping it on topic, my lips hurt and yeah, it's pissing me off). I tear the skin off my lips I don't mean just ripping off dry skin, I have ripped deep into my lips and I can't actually stop doing it.

 

It's an awful habit. I will spend sometimes an hour or more ripping as much skin off of my lips as I can it feels uncomfortable if I don't, it drives me mad. I even use tweezers sometimes.

 

I can't even remember when I started doing this. It's really a bad f*cking habit. I mean hey, if anyone else does this - I'd love to hear ways I can stop this. I even do it in my sleep. I wake up with blood on my chin and fingertips. I will literally dig into my lips no matter how painful it is. This is the only habit of mine that really pisses me off, I have zero self control.

[ten-a-penny]

People talking about nose hair plucking reminds me of bad habits.

Right now my lips are sore, and I can't eat. (See, keeping it on topic, my lips hurt and yeah, it's pissing me off). I tear the skin off my lips I don't mean just ripping off dry skin, I have ripped deep into my lips and I can't actually stop doing it.

 

It's an awful habit. I will spend sometimes an hour or more ripping as much skin off of my lips as I can it feels uncomfortable if I don't, it drives me mad. I even use tweezers sometimes.

 

I can't even remember when I started doing this. It's really a bad f*cking habit. I mean hey, if anyone else does this - I'd love to hear ways I can stop this. I even do it in my sleep. I wake up with blood on my chin and fingertips. I will literally dig into my lips no matter how painful it is. This is the only habit of mine that really pisses me off, I have zero self control.

Are you my clone?

 

yep, this also happens to me too. My lips are dry (don't drink water enough, and every time I want to try and drink more I keep forgetting), which means dead skin will be everywhere. Which means I'll start tearing the f*ck out of it. Sometimes I even end up wounding myself.

 

My advice? Try to "fix" your lips ASAP. Put anything that fixes one's skin on your lips, eg Vaseline. That's what my father usually stuffs into my mouth. The sooner your lips return to normal, the harder it'll get to tear the dead sh*t out, the more unlikely you'll find anything to tear out, the better.

[sreyazsec]

I had really soft lips that never gave me any trouble but they just started drying out randomly now I keep forgetting to use lipbalm. Is Vaseline okay to put on open cuts??

I'm sitting here right now trying to ignore how dry they feel.

Sod it, I'ma find some Vaseline and put it on now. Fingers crossed.

[Mister Kay]

Always had dry lips when I was smoking. Hard to resist when they can be peeled. So yeah, fixing them is the only way to keep them from worsening. Fortunately for me, they got back to normal once I stopped smoking.

[Voodoo]

If your lips are at the point where they are so chapped that nothing seems to work, see if you can find some of this and try it.

 

 

It will clear up the problem in a day or two.

[ten-a-penny]

I had really soft lips that never gave me any trouble but they just started drying out randomly now I keep forgetting to use lipbalm. Is Vaseline okay to put on open cuts??

I'm sitting here right now trying to ignore how dry they feel.

Sod it, I'ma find some Vaseline and put it on now. Fingers crossed.

Should be. Sometimes my lips are turned off due to me tearing them apart yet I "always" put Vaseline without anything bad to happen. Obviously when I said "always" I mean when my father yells at me for not using it.

 

OT: Continuing the AC4 ranting.

 

Gave up on getting a high wanted level so I can get the goods. Decided to just reach Level One where Brigs start chasing me out because Brig = Metal. Upgraded my ship the way I want to. Start Proper Defenses. Tracked down the fatass Galleon, got to the point when that braindead Charles Vane with his low-level SCHOONER attacks the motherf*cking LEVEL SIXTY GALLEON. When I first spotted the ship I Tagged it so I can see the distance. When Vane started the attack I un-tagged the ship. Game froze the moment Edward said "Is he one of your friends?".

 

Play Skyrim on PS3, game freeze. Though maybe because my PS3 Skyrim is an used copy. Play GTAV, freeze again. Blame the buttload of updates the game have on LG. Play AC4 which NEVER froze before, now the game froze. I'm starting to think that my PS3 started to die out. And if it DID die, I am *not* gonna buy a PS4. Not now, probably never, unless the damn XBone stop being a f*cking myth. The NewGen consoles have been out for, what? Two years now? Yet not a single sign of a damn XB1. PS4's & their games are everywhere, yet no signs of XB1's. Only spotted THREE XB1 games, and not a SINGLE Xbox One. For f*ck's sake already.

[DangerZ0neX]

Have any of you met someone so unbelievably stupid that you felt like a part of your brain just died?

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

Have any of you met someone so unbelievably stupid that you felt like a part of your brain just died?

Can't say I've run into someone that dumb, I can say I've run into many who've I wanted to pop in the head.

[Andreaz1]

Couples who keep kissing and making out in public need to be punished by jail time in different countries, along with cold showers for the rest of their days. The sound of you two exchanging tongue and bodily fluid is the grossest and most annoying sound in f*cking history and no one else wants to listen to it. You're in love, we get it. We just don't care.

Edited May 8, 2016 by Andreaz1

[drifter.]

Sometimes I feel myself getting so f*cking jaded towards what people online have to say about me.

[sreyazsec]

Sick of my posts getting deleted. Never started sh*t with anyone, however it's always my replies that get deleted.

Ha, I guess you can start as many fights as you want but God forbid someone reply and defend themselves.

[ten-a-penny]

Couples who keep kissing and making out in public need to be punished by jail time in different countries, along with cold showers for the rest of their days. The sound of you two exchanging tongue and bodily fluid is the grossest and most annoying sound in f*cking history and no one else wants to listen to it. You're in love, we get it. We just don't care.

I don't care what your sexuality is. Hetero, Homo, whateverthef*ckeverwehumansinvented. If I see you ass-kissing someone, I *will* throw a f*cking stone at your face.

 

I hate seeing people making out, be it in a game (inb4 Bully) or IRL. If they were "hiding" somewhere and I interfered by accident, fine. But when I turn a corner and I see you cuddling your f*cker, piss off.

[mr quick]

why is that so bad?

Edited May 8, 2016 by Marwin

[The Dedito Gae]

Some asshole just blocked me from a PM.

Maybe you should put some effort on PMs m8, people have a limit Edited May 8, 2016 by Midnight Hitman

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

People who bitch about couples kissing in public need to be popped. IMO.