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I'm tired of these no good millinials asking for free stuff when they can't even be bothered to work more than 20 hours a week. They get upset about student loans when they don't realize they're for school and books, not paying for your overpriced luxury apartment, car payments, and smoking/drinking habits.

I'm with ya.

 

I can't figure it out.

 

However, I don't think it is all millinials. I work with some and they aren't adverse to hard work, but they do seem to expect a higher payout.

 

It's almost an opposite of the 80's were people worked their asses off in the interest of making a sh*t ton of money...just so they could "show off".

 

But hey, show me one generation that doesn't claim that the current generation is "f*cked up". :)

True it's not all of them. This whole everything's a conspiracy, everyone and their mothers are racist, all cops are killers, feel the Bern nonsense is looney tunes. This world gets more backwards by the day. Girls are proud to be "sluts" these days because it's empowering to sleep with a bunch of guys. "Empowering" lmao

 

Hey, don't worry! Trump likes Tacos and hispanics now, so you have a quality candidate representing your views in the election!

 

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I knew that before viewing that image. I'm glad it only took you a tweet about a taco bowl for you to figure it out though ?

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Sometimes I wish certain old timers would just kick the bucket.

 

Scratch that, I wish God was real and totally wrecked us with a huge meteor, I feel like we've overstayed our welcome on Earth.

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Gnocchi Flip Flops

Why is there always some dumb motherf*cker whining "X ain't like what it used to be anymore, now it's X" always with every god damn thing.

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Mister Kay

I wish God was real and totally wrecked us with a huge meteor, I feel like we've overstayed our welcome on Earth.

That sounds like: "I'm too tired to live so everybody should die."

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I was kidding about that, i was extremely pissed off when I type that due to offline things that happened and then I logged on here and just snapped and let my emotions get the better of me.

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Eh i'm p*ssed enough as it is at the moment after dealing with a little cable for my graphics card that was responsible for a half hour outage with 2 of my PC monitors.

Anyway I'm not sure what the heck is going on but my PC was fine this morning and I shut it off as I left the house, come back close to 4:00 PM today and first thing I did was jump on my PC, I hear my computer make it's start up beep and that but my Samsung SyncMaster P2350 screen is totally black. It's been doing this all week

Anyway I spend half hour trying to find why my Monitor was displaying a black screen, the little Led was on but was flashing red rapidly, okay perhaps it's a problem with the monitor

Swap over to my old Dell monitor I used with an older PC i bought off Gumtree years ago... Same problem, yellow light on the monitor power button and black screen. Now I should state that both my Monitors (Dell and Samsung) don't have HDMI ports so i'm forced to use the good old Blue RGB / DVI cable.

I take the side casing off my PC off and see a pin like this but the smaller end of it http://www.build-your-own-computer.net/image-files/6-pin-connector.jpg now the moment I saw that I had a feeling that was the likely culprit. One end of that cable is plugged into the Motherboard, the other just seems to magically stand up on top of the GC chip (My card faces downwards to the case, not up so I see the chip when I normally look at it)

Luckily I had taken a photo a few days back showing the inside of my PC so I pull out the good and trusty Cannon 505D and scroll through my pictures and I see the pin pictured above in it's spot where it should be, I move the pin back to where it should be and plug my PC back in and BAM! PC powers up and I have Picture again

Now I just gotta find the effort to switch my monitor back now, maybe after tea?

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It would be really nice if I could go in the back garden to catch some sun for more than five minutes without getting set upon by bees and wasps.

Just wear a sheet. Cut eyeholes and "bam" you can relax.

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The Dedito Gae

 

It would be really nice if I could go in the back garden to catch some sun for more than five minutes without getting set upon by bees and wasps.

Just wear a sheet. Cut eyeholes and "bam" you can relax.Don't do that, you might scare the neighbors by making them think your backyard is haunted.
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Or they might think I'm becoming muslim.

That comment is a little bigoted, don't you think? Casper the ghost was clearly a protestant christian.

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It would be really nice if I could go in the back garden to catch some sun for more than five minutes without getting set upon by bees and wasps.

Just wear a sheet. Cut eyeholes and "bam" you can relax.
Don't do that, you might scare the neighbors by making them think your backyard is haunted.

 

Or they might think I'm becoming muslim.

 

Double bonus, your neighbors will leave you alone.

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This member makes me grumpy, he never contributes anything worthwhile to the topic. And he's also trying his best to provoke other members. :angry:

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make total destroy

Report his posts and move on with your life dawg.

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This member makes me grumpy, he never contributes anything worthwhile to the topic. And he's also trying his best to provoke other members. :angry:

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Got this idea from a TV show called 'Grumpy Old Men' and it's counterpart 'Grumpy Old Women' where middle-aged folk (celebrities) just rant on about all the daft things of the world which when I watch I agree with almost everything they've said and I ain't old (chronologically), before I start a few guidelines

 

Don't use this to flame other members

Just let it flow and rant about ANYTHING

UPDATE: Don't use this topic to drag sh*t in from other topics that were either locked or you got warned in, therefore wipe your feet before you enter.

 

To start off with, why oh why in the name of the wee man, is it that when you ask for 'cream' with your coffee or tea in cafes and small resturants you get this tiny little plastic pot thing with a tiny little drop and that's all it is of something which might have resembled cream, execpt it's never been near a cow in its life. And what do you get for it, something which only colours the coffee, does it flavour it... no, does it cool it down a lttle to stop it burning your tounge... no. And to top it off why do you get a little shard of plastic to stir it with, and no doubt if you've got it in one of those polystyrene cups you'll try frantically hard to stir it enough to disolve the sugar and burst a hole in the bottom of the cup

 

Update 1 (20 April 2014): Added new rule.

 

Not what this thread is for. Specifically.

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sreyazsec

My phone is broken. It's the only phone I've ever had that I haven't smashed and it's busted. Won't charge. I've bought over geniine Apple chargers, regular cheap ones and nothing is working.

I can take apart a phone and often fix the issue, but this time there is nothing visibly wrong, it's just given up.

Fine by me, gives me an excuse to save a bit of money up and get an iPhone 6.

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make total destroy

 

Fine by me, gives me an excuse to save a bit of money up and get an iPhone 6.

This is exactly why it died, so you'll buy a new one.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planned_obsolescence

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sreyazsec

 

 

Fine by me, gives me an excuse to save a bit of money up and get an iPhone 6.

This is exactly why it died, so you'll buy a new one.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planned_obsolescence

 

Sneaky bastards..

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dudclub55

Sony products = epitome of planned obsolescence.

All their new products are flimsy pieces of sh*t that are designed to break after at least 1 year of use, it's the case with their Gold heatset, DS3 and DS4 controllers, their piece of sh*t cheap glass phones and now their consoles.

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make total destroy

Sony products = epitome of planned obsolescence.

All their new products are flimsy pieces of sh*t that are designed to break after at least 1 year of use, it's the case with their Gold heatset, DS3 and DS4 controllers, their piece of sh*t cheap glass phones and now their consoles.

That reminds me of one of my favorite Onion bits:

 

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Sony products = epitome of planned obsolescence.

All their new products are flimsy pieces of sh*t that are designed to break after at least 1 year of use, it's the case with their Gold heatset, DS3 and DS4 controllers, their piece of sh*t cheap glass phones and now their consoles.

It's like the PS3 was designed to die under 10 years. My PS3 worked fine until March. Then all of a sudden it reset the resolution by itself and has since decided to lag every disc game. It might be the hard drive even though downloaded games and demos run as smooth as butter. But the lag for disc games makes them damn near unlayable. And this all happened out of the blue. I take care of it. What is it, designed to just f*ck off after a certain time? That's what it feels like.
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dudclub55

The PS3 is aight, it's all their other products.

Thank f*ck I don't have any of their TVs, it probably has a mechanism in its backside that's designed to detach the screws of the wallmount so it falls off. That way, Sony can blame you for being careless and charge you 200% of the TV's retail price to repair it.

f*cking cocksuckers.

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It's just the way of the world now, gents. You might as well get pissed at water for being so f*cking wet.

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feckyerlife

Or they might think I'm becoming muslim.

i'd figure they would think you would be a klansman, not a muslim

My phone is broken. It's the only phone I've ever had that I haven't smashed and it's busted. Won't charge. I've bought over geniine Apple chargers, regular cheap ones and nothing is working.

I can take apart a phone and often fix the issue, but this time there is nothing visibly wrong, it's just given up.

Fine by me, gives me an excuse to save a bit of money up and get an iPhone 6.

my last 2 iphones both died from that, so i switched to samsung. much better

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feckyerlife

 

 

Or they might think I'm becoming muslim.

i'd figure they would think you would be a klansman, not a muslim

Not without the pointy hat or a crucifix burning on my front lawn.

 

I think the sheet with 2 holes is good enough

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My old Samsung phone (dunno what version/type) must have fell off a dozen times and nothing happened. How it died? The charge post got broken apparently. The thing stayed with me for a looooooooong time.

 

Then my "XTouch" piece of sh*t died just over a VERY small fall that my wacky Dell laptop survived TEN TIMES worse than it. As I was playing on my PS3 my phone fell off (I ALWAYS sit on my bed when I play pretty much everything, and usually I put my phone anywhere close to my legs, so sometimes getting up means the phone falling off) on its side and the back cover blasted open. Not a big deal, this happens with my current phone (GS5Mini). Problem? It stopped working. Nobody fixed it, so I just gave up.

 

 

Samsung >>> Everything else.

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Spaghetti Cat

Keep dropping my phone and for some reason it has stopped working. Any thoughts gang?

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Keep dropping my phone and for some reason it has stopped working. Any thoughts gang?

Yo

 

The reason why my old Samsung phone died is that the external outpost is the same outpost for pretty much everything else. Current phones have at least two different outposts (one for charging, another for the headset). That one however only uses one outpost for everything. Since I was a "earbud maniac" I used the f*ck out of that outpost to the point it broke. It had nothing to do with falling.

 

And the whack-of-a-phone (XtouchSh*t) died over a SINGLE fall that isn't even that high when you think about it. The bed isn't that high and I was bent which means the edge of the bed will also be bent due to my weight which means the height isn't even that high. And it broke.

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Oh i kid.

 

But seriously, you should get one of those big-ass cases that protect your phone from a fall. Cheeper than a new phone.

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I found my second ever grey hair today :( It's time to embrace age. I can only hope that by the time all of my hair is grey it turns ice white like some badass she-wizard, instead of peppery grey.

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I feel your pain. I'm going grey, my hairline is starting to recede and I still can't grow a sodding beard properly!

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You guys wanna talk old and grumpy about hair? I have to use that scary attachment that came with my beard trimmer to trim the hair in my ears.

 

Hey...all you folks under 40 or whatever. Mark my words on this one. Eventually you will come to accept that you aren't indestructible. Oddly enough that part of aging is easy. But but but nothing prepares you for ear hair. I'm serious. I thought I was exempt. I really did. I can accept my grey, my thinning, my hair loss, but nothing prepares you for accepting ear hair. I'm honestly being very serious here.

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