Grumpy Old Forumers

[Voodoo]

EDIT - He's still outside.

If he doesn't go away, call the cops. Ted Bundy was good looking, too.

[make total destroy]

Ted Bundy really gives us good looking people a bad rap.

[sreyazsec]

 

EDIT - He's still outside.

If he doesn't go away, call the cops. Ted Bundy was good looking, too.

 

Jesus Christ, Voodo.. Thanks for that.

[sreyazsec]

 

Pissed off and embarrassed.

Some guy knocks on the door, I've only just woken up so.. I answer, hair a mess, no make-up, can't see sh*t and he starts talking to me about the tree in our back garden, I try to be polite about it and say well, it's not my say - my Mom decides what happens in the garden.

 

He's very very persistent. He keeps looking me up and down and then I realise I'm just wearing a top and my underwear. I eventually managed to convince him to leave after taking his number, saying my Mom would phone him.

Never been so creeped out, I've never dealt with someone so persistent about coming into the house, especially considering they way I dressed.

 

It's made me really uncomfortable (he was a good looking guy aswell, but I'm still very uneasy. I can hear his truck/van outside - so he's still here). I don't want him to come back

 

EDIT - He's still outside.

 

Why would you answer the door in your underwear anyway?

 

He woke me up, so I just ran down and opened the door without thinking. I only realised when I felt a breeze

I really am half asleep for a good hour after I wake up, especially if I'm woken up abruptly.

[make total destroy]

How the f*ck am I gonna be 24 in a week and a half?

 

This whole aging thing is bullsh*t.

 

 

 

 

[Ai®a©ob®a]

How the f*ck am I gonna be 24 in a week and a half?

 

This whole aging thing is bullsh*t.

 

 

 

 

If makes you feel any better i'm gonna be turning 31 around the same time

[make total destroy]

That doesn't make me feel any better tbh

 

Ignoring your signature does tho so thx

[Spaghetti Cat]

Pretty soon you'll give up this punk lifestyle, move to the suburbs, purchase a minivan, and spend your weekends picking out paint samples.

[make total destroy]

nah bruv

 

 

[mr quick]

wow that is a surprising age for you

 

 

kinda ruined the whole thing

 

 

B'- (

[AlienTwo]

wow that is a surprising age for you

 

 

kinda ruined the whole thing

 

 

B'- (

Too old or too young?

[feckyerlife]

 

 

Pissed off and embarrassed.

Some guy knocks on the door, I've only just woken up so.. I answer, hair a mess, no make-up, can't see sh*t and he starts talking to me about the tree in our back garden, I try to be polite about it and say well, it's not my say - my Mom decides what happens in the garden.

 

He's very very persistent. He keeps looking me up and down and then I realise I'm just wearing a top and my underwear. I eventually managed to convince him to leave after taking his number, saying my Mom would phone him.

Never been so creeped out, I've never dealt with someone so persistent about coming into the house, especially considering they way I dressed.

 

It's made me really uncomfortable (he was a good looking guy aswell, but I'm still very uneasy. I can hear his truck/van outside - so he's still here). I don't want him to come back

 

EDIT - He's still outside.

 

Why would you answer the door in your underwear anyway?

 

He woke me up, so I just ran down and opened the door without thinking. I only realised when I felt a breeze

I really am half asleep for a good hour after I wake up, especially if I'm woken up abruptly.

 

did he get too see the toe of the camel

 

wow that is a surprising age for you

 

 

kinda ruined the whole thing

 

 

B'- (

Too old or too young?

 

probably too old. you know we like em young here

[DangerZ0neX]

There's a dumbass smiley face that is popular with people here and tend to put it onto their cars as decal, I can't find a picture of it on the internet sadly.

 

Anyways, when they put it on their automobiles they suddenly become the biggest 4-wheel douchebag on the road and always tailgate you and cut lanes infront of you and sh*t, it's aggravating as f*ck.

[AlienTwo]

There's a dumbass smiley face that is popular with people here and tend to put it onto their cars as decal, I can't find a picture of it on the internet sadly.

 

Anyways, when they put it on their automobiles they suddenly become the biggest 4-wheel douchebag on the road and always tailgate you and cut lanes infront of you and sh*t, it's aggravating as f*ck.

Is it this?

 

[make total destroy]

wow that is a surprising age for you

 

 

kinda ruined the whole thing

 

am i 2 old?

 

<| 8^[

[DangerZ0neX]

 

There's a dumbass smiley face that is popular with people here and tend to put it onto their cars as decal, I can't find a picture of it on the internet sadly.

 

Anyways, when they put it on their automobiles they suddenly become the biggest 4-wheel douchebag on the road and always tailgate you and cut lanes infront of you and sh*t, it's aggravating as f*ck.

Is it this?

 

NoExperienceInPolitics.jpg

Now that you mention it, yes, it almost looks like him with that exact f*cking smug smile minus the toupé.

[DangerZ0neX]

oh sh*t I realized I posted in the grumpy forumers thread instead of the feelings one, ironically my post actually belongs here more.

 

Is it okay to post here even though I'm not old?

[RedDagger]

not if you double post tbh

[Voodoo]

oh sh*t I realized I posted in the grumpy forumers thread instead of the feelings one, ironically my post actually belongs here more.

A friendly, helpful staff member may have moved it to the correct thread for you.

[mr quick]

 

wow that is a surprising age for you

 

 

kinda ruined the whole thing

 

am i 2 old?

 

<| 8^[

 

f*ck off, grandpa

[AlienTwo]

 

 

wow that is a surprising age for you

 

 

kinda ruined the whole thing

 

am i 2 old?

 

<| 8^[

 

f*ck off, grandpa

 

It is too old.

 

sh*t. I'm like the three-eyed-raven in comparison.

[mr quick]

it's ok tho because i always knew you were you

 

 

 

 

bro

 

 

<3

[Star-Lord]

 

There's a dumbass smiley face that is popular with people here and tend to put it onto their cars as decal, I can't find a picture of it on the internet sadly.

Anyways, when they put it on their automobiles they suddenly become the biggest 4-wheel douchebag on the road and always tailgate you and cut lanes infront of you and sh*t, it's aggravating as f*ck.

 

Is it this?

 

Could it be this one?

I've seen it on a few cars on the freeway... isn't it a creeper. Gives me the jibee-jibijibeees.

[DangerZ0neX]

-snip-

Nah it ain't that, the smiley face has no borders, it's just a pair of rice grain shapes eyes with a t-shaped smile, it's better if I find a parked car with one or something and take a picture.

[ten-a-penny]

Aaaaaaaaand my flu became ten times worse. And I have a Chemistry-Biology exam tomorrow.

 

YAY!

[PhillBellic]

 

-snip-

Nah it ain't that, the smiley face has no borders, it's just a pair of rice grain shapes eyes with a t-shaped smile, it's better if I find a parked car with one or something and take a picture.

 

Is it similar to this?

 

[DangerZ0neX]

 

 

-snip-

Nah it ain't that, the smiley face has no borders, it's just a pair of rice grain shapes eyes with a t-shaped smile, it's better if I find a parked car with one or something and take a picture.

 

Is it similar to this?

 

I decided to draw it up to resemble it as much as possible.

 

[ten-a-penny]

Now, I'm not sure if its fine ranting about this subject.....

 

We all know about the "war" between Sunni and Shia Muslims, right? Well, I don't belong to any group (nor should I), but I started to know why the Sunni hate the Shea.

 

These Shia "Muslims" do nothing but insult anyone who doesn't dickride Ali (May God Rest His Soul), and insult YOU if you so dare talk to them. There's no point of being nice -- talk to them nicely and politely, they'll attack you. Be a rude asshole, Trevor-Style, and they'll insult you. Unless you're an Ali-Dickrider, you can "kindly f*ck off. and dont forget to bring ur imaginary sister that doesn't exist so I can lick her vag!"

 

They start sh*t up (on the Internet ofc) by insulting those who "raped the 'leadership' from Ali" (AKA Abubakr, Omar Ibn Al'Khattab nd Othman, all of which are Mohammad's best friends) and anyone who's related to them - up to, and including: Aisha Abubaker (the Prophet's second wife after the death of his first wife), everyone from the Prophet's family (most of his friends are not only his friends but are also tied to his "ancestral tree" like Ali) and some of them even insult the PROPHET himself (and you're a Muslim exactly how?!).

 

 

Take this idiot for example. He attacked literally EVERYONE excluding Mohammad and Ali (and everyone from Ali's side, eg his children), yet when I counterattack him he uses the ole "gimme ur mamma sista's vag". I lost count of how many times I told him I don't have any siblings (well, not really - I do have BROTHERS but no females so my point still stands) yet he continually "call my nonexistent sister out", saying that "she loves his dick" (because "she" somehow knows where the f*ck he lives, and because somehow whatever country that f*ckwit lives in allows Libyans to come in that easy). Well, go ahead and bang "my" sister then. Like I care about a ghost anyway.

 

 

People like him wants me to side with the Sunni and beat the f*ck out of the Shea. Won't be surprised if that f*ckass is from Iran. I mean, preferring one of the "four way gangers" is fine alright, I personally prefer Omar over all the other four, but to the point of worshiping him and attacking anyone who DARE not be an idiot like you? Now that's far. Hate them for all I care. But don't go around, saying that "Mohammad stole the prophecy from his uncle!" (because apparently Ali and Ahmad are the same name), or that "Abubaker/Omar/Othman buttraped the leadership from Ali!" like an idiot. No, people voted Abubaker first because he was basically a mirror of Mohammad. No, people chose Omar over Ali because Omar is generally more "hard" compared to the others (seriously, we Muslims needs a thousand of him). No, people chose Othman over Ali. It was done the same way we choose a president these days - who gets the highest votes becomes the "president" of Mekka. Quit acting like spoiled babies.

 

And if they REALLY stole the leadership from Ali, why did he stayed a close friend to them? Why did he wed one of his sons to Abubaker's daughter? Why did he named THREE of his children after his "supposed backstabbers"? I dunno about you, but if someone betrayed me I would hate them for the rest of my life unless they deeply apologized and I will NEVER name any of my future children after their name.

 

/Rant from an angry Muslim who doesn't dickride nobody and is sane enough NOT to hate X because people voted for Y to be their leader instead.

 

tl;dr

 

 

Some loser under the name of Shea is trying to be a smartass by insulting anyone who doesn't ride Ali's dick, Shea are idiots unless proven wrong by a MINORITY, no, Abubaker, Omar and Othman didn't "backstab" Ali and stole the "leadership" from him, it was a legitimate "vote for president" selection, and if they did backstab him, you wouldn't find him wedding one of his children to one of the "backstabbers" daughter, and you wouldn't find him naming THREE of his children after the "backstabbers'" names

 

 

 

Bonus Complaint: Stupid YouTube. I search for an Assassin's Creed 4 walkthrought (Sequence 1 Mission 4 I believe, to be exact), sh*tty search gives me: ASsCree 3, AC4 Seq. 5, etc. For f*ck's sake already!

[Mister Kay]

Seems like a good point for divide and rule. Prophets must be so proud to hear their followers wanting to ride non existent sisters of young 'infidels'.

[AlienTwo]

Mohammad Ali is the cause of a war??