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It's worrying how weakly his views were challenged within Labour. I still want to believe that Labour has a sense of decency, but I've been completely turned off the party as have many of my friends.

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It's been a few days since I stopped wearing my ear tunnels and my right lobe now has a rock hard lump in it, it's huge (it doesn't hurt, but it's huge). Fabulous.

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I'd like to take this opportunity to express what an absolute thunderc*nt Ken Livingstone is.

Livingstone has been an absolute thunderc*nt for quite some time, my man.

 

He's George Galloway, with an English accent.

bash the fash m8s 

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Rent is so expensive where we live, it's f*cking insane. I was doing a bit of research & online searches and found that even if we went upstate about 60+ miles, we would be paying less for rent while gaining an additional bedroom and bathroom.. what the f*ck, New York?

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I knew this windows 10 sh*t was f*cked from the start and i never wanted to download it but no they f*cking force it on me and surprise surprise it's broken !!! so i spend a day trying to install something thinking it's the company who made the disks fault only to find out it's miscorsoft changing f*cking setting on my computer without my permission

 

how is it i can download f*cking anything but i put a disk in a suddenly it's '' computer doesn't trust the app'' mutherf*cker im intalling it , i trust it, f*ck me... and of course it's sunday so i can't ring them today i'm busy all f*cking day tomorrow obviously... so f*ck knows when i can call these f*cking assholes but they will cope it when i do call them because they f*cked up !!!

 

and i want to know how that sh*t auto downloaded on me !? i never clicked download in the first f*cking place, i didn't stop it because i didn't want my computer to crash...

 

f*ck !!!!! just once can companies not be complete f*ck up's jesus christ...

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WARNING, SERIOUS DEATH CASES & BLOOD IS EVERYWHERE

 

> Halab (a Syrian city) is burning over the hands of a fuccboi who's too much of a lion to leave the throne when his people say so so he started bombing everything

> This has nothing to do with religion

> People in the comments cry and whine "theeeeereeez noooo reeeeeliiiiigooooon

 

 

Exactly how is religion has anything to do with the Halab Bombing?! It's that pussyguard so-called "president" who's doing the bombing, not the Islamic State Wankers. Watch the f*cking news.

 

 

Idiots.

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People keep saying that I look like that guy out of the vampire diaries, yeah I know so what.... It has gone beyond banter. THEY WON'T STOP. **screams and runs across the room**

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f*ck me I went To gamestop to trade in my controller for a controller that hopefully works, ended up with a controller , an upgraded GameStop card and a subscription game informer.

 

I need to learn how to say , "no, I don't the money for that" instead of getting flustered with what the customers behind me must be thinking.

 

 

That's okay though. In the summer I'll take on more hours and get myself straight.

 

Now it's just a matter of continuing the search for a job that I don't despise.

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Gnocchi Flip Flops

I knew this windows 10 sh*t was f*cked from the start and i never wanted to download it but no they f*cking force it on me and surprise surprise it's broken !!! so i spend a day trying to install something thinking it's the company who made the disks fault only to find out it's miscorsoft changing f*cking setting on my computer without my permission

 

how is it i can download f*cking anything but i put a disk in a suddenly it's '' computer doesn't trust the app'' mutherf*cker im intalling it , i trust it, f*ck me... and of course it's sunday so i can't ring them today i'm busy all f*cking day tomorrow obviously... so f*ck knows when i can call these f*cking assholes but they will cope it when i do call them because they f*cked up !!!

 

and i want to know how that sh*t auto downloaded on me !? i never clicked download in the first f*cking place, i didn't stop it because i didn't want my computer to crash...

 

f*ck !!!!! just once can companies not be complete f*ck up's jesus christ...

I turned off updates because I don't want that crap forced on me. Never had a problem with Windows 8.

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Not A Nice Person

My mom wants to move out of New York in the future, I don't blame her but she want to go everywhere but the North.

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AboveAndBeyoncé

f*ck me I went To gamestop to trade in my controller for a controller that hopefully works, ended up with a controller , an upgraded GameStop card and a subscription game informer.

 

I need to learn how to say , "no, I don't the money for that" instead of getting flustered with what the customers behind me must be thinking.

 

 

That's okay though. In the summer I'll take on more hours and get myself straight.

 

Now it's just a matter of continuing the search for a job that I don't despise.

What's wrong with saying no... f*ck what others think I'm my own person and could care less what people think of me declining those stupid sale offers that they ask every customer

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Aaaaand I got Flu. Again.

 

f*ck's Sake.

 

 

E: I shouldn't be forced to download a f*cking software just to download a single f*cking mod. Creating a new account is fine, but to download a f*cking useless tool (AKA Steam) JUST for a single mod? Uf.

 

 

f*ck's Sake. Why there isn't any good Greater Power Transformation mod on the Nexus? All what's around is just Werewolf retextures/overhauls (that are useless for my current character) and/or bullsh*t transformation mods that can't and won't fit for my character. I don't even use Werewolf Overhauls on my Were-Bosmer character. Besides, ever seen a wolf-cat?

 

 

I'm stuck with a Werewolf Overhaul for my Khajiit character (half-a-dog/half-a-cat, yep) because there isn't any other option. He's SUPPOSED to turn into an evil monster when he Fraage, but being a Werewolf doesn't make any damn sense. Fffffs.

 

 

E2: Download Steam, try to login, type the right f*cking password and username, type in the pointlessly stupid "code" they gave me and they say something is wrong without even saying what's wrong.

 

Yeah, "Steam iz da best ding eva" my f*cking ass.

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They ruined math in school by giving us scientific calculators.

Not because you were using a calculator, it was because you could flash the suckers and upload snake or something like that to it.

Take that math!

 

I'm grumpy that you are calling it 'Math', and not Maths as it is called in Aus. :angry:I hate maths. Or math or...arghhh whatever
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AboveAndBeyoncé

 

 

They ruined math in school by giving us scientific calculators.

Not because you were using a calculator, it was because you could flash the suckers and upload snake or something like that to it.

Take that math!

 

I'm grumpy that you are calling it 'Math', and not Maths as it is called in Aus. :angry:
I hate maths. Or math or...arghhh whateverIt's called "Mathematics" boys ;)
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a f*cking useless tool (AKA Steam)

thems fightin words

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LincolnClay

 

 

 

They ruined math in school by giving us scientific calculators.

Not because you were using a calculator, it was because you could flash the suckers and upload snake or something like that to it.

Take that math!

I'm grumpy that you are calling it 'Math', and not Maths as it is called in Aus. :angry:
I hate maths. Or math or...arghhh whateverIt's called "Mathematics" boys ;)Whatever that monstrosity is, I'm glad I'll never have to go to school again. That stuff tortured me mentally
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Aaaaand I got Flu. Again.

 

f*ck's Sake.

 

 

E: I shouldn't be forced to download a f*cking software just to download a single f*cking mod. Creating a new account is fine, but to download a f*cking useless tool (AKA Steam) JUST for a single mod? Uf.

 

 

f*ck's Sake. Why there isn't any good Greater Power Transformation mod on the Nexus? All what's around is just Werewolf retextures/overhauls (that are useless for my current character) and/or bullsh*t transformation mods that can't and won't fit for my character. I don't even use Werewolf Overhauls on my Were-Bosmer character. Besides, ever seen a wolf-cat?

 

 

I'm stuck with a Werewolf Overhaul for my Khajiit character (half-a-dog/half-a-cat, yep) because there isn't any other option. He's SUPPOSED to turn into an evil monster when he Fraage, but being a Werewolf doesn't make any damn sense. Fffffs.

 

 

E2: Download Steam, try to login, type the right f*cking password and username, type in the pointlessly stupid "code" they gave me and they say something is wrong without even saying what's wrong.

 

Yeah, "Steam iz da best ding eva" my f*cking ass.

 

Steam used to be awful. There was uproar when Valve made it mandatory to play Half Life 2. The service was sluggish and rife with bugs until well into 2008. I remember trying to crack my Steam games so they'd work without the service.

 

Now it's become such a convenient tool that I add non-steam games to it. I still miss Xfire in a way--it was nimbler, and it supported CoD4 before Steam did.

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My problem is that I can't even login to the Steam App at all. All because of a f*cking mod.

 

Was it really difficult to allow signed-in users to download whatever mod they wanted directly without being forced to use the app? Ugh.

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I find some other so called "car guys" to be huge tools sometimes.

 

Exhibit A:

Guy on YouTube is sh*tting on a GTR because it's an automatic , says automatics are for girls and would rather have an R8

 

Exhibit B: r34 GTR and r32 GTR rev off, and some guy in the comments is all like , "I'd rather the one that doesn't look like a Honda Accord"

 

The GTR , manual or not , has a pretty damn deserving reputation.

 

And who gives a f*ck if a high performing car looks like an economy car, if I had the money, I'd buy a new wrx in a heartbeat despite it looking like a Corolla.

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Affalterbach

R35's where never sold as a manual, ofcourse its gonna be a auto...

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Gnocchi Flip Flops

I find some other so called "car guys" to be huge tools sometimes.

Exhibit A:

Guy on YouTube is sh*tting on a GTR because it's an automatic , says automatics are for girls and would rather have an R8

Exhibit B: r34 GTR and r32 GTR rev off, and some guy in the comments is all like , "I'd rather the one that doesn't look like a Honda Accord"

The GTR , surmised or not , has a pretty damn deserving reputation.

And who gives a f*ck if a high performing car looks like an economy car, if I had the money, I'd buy a new wrx in a heartbeat despite it looking like a Corolla.

The car community is so full of condescending pricks, elitists and tools. It's sad. Because we can be so close and yet so rude.
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My mom wants to move out of New York in the future, I don't blame her but she want to go everywhere but the North.

You and your family should definitely get as far away as possible. What a sh*thole.

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R35's where never sold as a manual, ofcourse its gonna be a auto...

I would rather have an R8, though.
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I'm only 19 and white hair started to appear. WHAT?

Not that I'm worried, I'm just surprised.

 

And don't ask "pics or gtfo". Snapping a pic and uploading it using Imgur is a pain in the ass.

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GOTTA f*ckING LOVE BRAZIL!

 

Once again, someone is screwing things... WHAT A f*ckING SURPRISE!

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make total destroy

I'm only 19 and white hair started to appear. WHAT?

 

It's all that Skyrim-induced stress tbh

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Pissed off and embarrassed.

Some guy knocks on the door, I've only just woken up so.. I answer, hair a mess, no make-up, can't see sh*t and he starts talking to me about the tree in our back garden, I try to be polite about it and say well, it's not my say - my Mom decides what happens in the garden.

 

He's very very persistent. He keeps looking me up and down and then I realise I'm just wearing a top and my underwear. I eventually managed to convince him to leave after taking his number, saying my Mom would phone him.

Never been so creeped out, I've never dealt with someone so persistent about coming into the house, especially considering they way I dressed.

 

It's made me really uncomfortable (he was a good looking guy aswell, but I'm still very uneasy. I can hear his truck/van outside - so he's still here). I don't want him to come back :/

 

EDIT - He's still outside.

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ten-a-penny

 

I'm only 19 and white hair started to appear. WHAT?

It's all that Skyrim-induced stress tbh

Hah, you're probably right. Finding a decent non-Werewolf Mode/Form mod is a pain in the ass.

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