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Aaaaand Bullsh*t *ahem* Restricted Mode on YT is back on on itself again.

 

 

For f*ck's sake, whoever controls YouTube now. If I set something, do me a f*cking favor, and DON'T CHANGE IT.

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Standing at a bus stop on the side of the road, no shelter, in the freezing cold waiting on a bus that's over an hour late praying that it doesn't start snowing in April again.

 

I'm still shivering.

If a bus in the US is over an hour late... it's not coming.

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the bus here (well one of them) is supposed to come every 10 minutes

 

that usually means 3 will come at the same time every half hour because theyre uncoordinated idiots

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Standing at a bus stop on the side of the road, no shelter, in the freezing cold waiting on a bus that's over an hour late praying that it doesn't start snowing in April again.

 

I'm still shivering.

If a bus in the US is over an hour late... it's not coming.

 

Mine probably didn't. It was supposed to be every half hour.

 

Is it a holiday over there? Official Crumpets Day or like the Queens Anniversary?

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im sick of these f*cking stereotypes not all of us eat f*cking crumpets 24/7 365 every hour of every day besides official crumpets day was last week

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I'm extremely annoyed by this math test I just took.

 

There was this one problem, the problem seems so simple , but no matter which way I tried to solve it I just couldn't figure it out.

 

It was something like :

 

X^2-4+y^2+3=33

-6X=y+2

 

I plugged in y=2+6x in the first equation and ended up with imaginary numbers.

 

I expanded the first equation out some, and then plugged in 2+6x and still ended up with imaginary numbers.

 

I was stuck on that question for like 20 minutes before I rage quit. :angry:

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in that case it'd be y= -6x-2, cus you subtract 2 from both sides of the second one

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It was actually -2x=y+6 but I see what you mean .

-2x+y=6my bad

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Ah, though if you have the question I'm sure people will be willing to help ya if ya feel it would be useful :p

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make total destroy

math is so bourgeois

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It was actually -2x=y+6 but I see what you mean .
-2x+y=6my bad

 

you should never spend that much time on one question. limit yourself to five minutes a question (or if a question is really long to do, then ten minutes.)

 

math is so bourgeois

 

translation: i'm bad at math ;)

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They ruined math in school by giving us scientific calculators.

Not because you were using a calculator, it was because you could flash the suckers and upload snake or something like that to it.

Take that math!

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They ruined math in school by giving us scientific calculators.

Not because you were using a calculator, it was because you could flash the suckers and upload snake or something like that to it.

Take that math!

 

I'm grumpy that you are calling it 'Math', and not Maths as it is called in Aus. :angry:

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They ruined math in school by giving us scientific calculators.

Not because you were using a calculator, it was because you could flash the suckers and upload snake or something like that to it.

Take that math!

I'm grumpy that you are calling it 'Math', and not Maths as it is called in Aus. :angry:

Playing with guys from abroad have turned my Aussie English into some hybrid of American/Canadian/English/Australian English lol. I should be banished

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I cook dinner then realise I don't want it anymore. Nearly everyday this happens. I feel very hungry but when I get my dinner out of the oven/microwave, my stomach decides it's not playing along anymore.

I'm going to start living on bloody rice, at least I can stick that in the fridge and safe it for later.

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I cook dinner then realise I don't want it anymore. Nearly everyday this happens. I feel very hungry but when I get my dinner out of the oven/microwave, my stomach decides it's not playing along anymore.

I'm going to start living on bloody rice, at least I can stick that in the fridge and safe it for later.

This happens to me almost all the time, minus the cooking part.

 

I go hungry, I get up to see what I eat, then my mind go "no, you're not eating anything", making me wonder what to eat. Even if I do figure out what to eat I end up feeling full right after I swallow something.

 

 

STOMACH! Get your sh*t together! :angry:

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bloody rice

That doesn't sound very appetizing at all.

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They ruined math in school by giving us scientific calculators.

Not because you were using a calculator, it was because you could flash the suckers and upload snake or something like that to it.

Take that math!

I'm grumpy that you are calling it 'Math', and not Maths as it is called in Aus. :angry:

Playing with guys from abroad have turned my Aussie English into some hybrid of American/Canadian/English/Australian English lol. I should be banished

 

The best of many worlds, friend. :alien:

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bloody rice

That doesn't sound very appetizing at all.

 

 

Maybe she's a vampire? In that case, I can definitely see the appeal of bloody rice.

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Jeeze What has the f*cking world come too? Seriously I was on the Google News page and I came across this article (lots of other sites are reporting it so it's not just WP reporting on it) and a Teen is suing Snapchat for negligence because apparently snapchat has a "feature" that allow you to see what speed you are going at. I don't use Sc (Snapchat) so I don't get why that feature would be there anyway.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/04/28/lawsuit-blames-snapchat-for-107-mph-crash-in-mercedes-caused-by-teen-girl-using-speed-filter/

Hehe. Bugging you about this post again.

 

I looked into this a bit more, and I think you (or washington post) have it wrong. It's not the girl that crashed that is suing, it's the Uber driver's family that are suing because they (the uber driver that is) were left with permanent brain damage and are no longer able to take care of themselves. It's still a tad ridiculous that Snapchat is getting the blame, but it's not as dumb :p.

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They ruined math in school by giving us scientific calculators.

Not because you were using a calculator, it was because you could flash the suckers and upload snake or something like that to it.

Take that math!

Common Core ruined math, yo

 

Non-US people will most likely have no idea what I'm talking about.

 

Also, how the f*ck do you flash that kinda stuff onto a calculator?

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I don't know how to put this in a spoiler, every time I try to do it, it doesn't bloody work. Anyway watched a Leafy video for the 1st time ever (was on my recommended) and he showed this video..

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU1uTpaXYyU

 

This is the kind of sh*t that takes my grumpy ass to the next level.. I mean what is this? I'm glad I saw it because it's so hilariously bad BUT I'm also bummed out that these kind of teens still exist.

I thought they died out with my generation, guess I was wrong.

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f*ck man, wish I made enough money to go to baseball games and pay for HBO subscriptions and what not. Or like have my own wifi in my room. Or like have a social life and do stuff on the weekends.

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Gnocchi Flip Flops

f*ck man, wish I made enough money to go to baseball games and pay for HBO subscriptions and what not. Or like have my own wifi in my room. Or like have a social life and do stuff on the weekends.

Baseball games are fun to go to, save up and try going to one. I don't even like baseball lol.

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bloody rice

That doesn't sound very appetizing at all.Don't knock it till you try it, sweetie...

 

OT: I came in second place in sales this week by just 100 pesos, dammit...

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My pc is getting on my effing nerve. For some reason my phone doesn't charge as fast when I actually plug it in a Power Surge so I decided to make the thing charge by plugging it in my laptop. Double win: phone is nearby, allowing me to search for anything I want while playing Skyrim (Alt + Tab is a deathwish for some reason), and it charges in the same time.

Problem? Every time I accidentally touch the phone's cable, *connects* *disconnects* *rinse/repeat forever*. The phone is charging and all, but it's annoying as f*ck.

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I'd like to take this opportunity to express what an absolute thunderc*nt Ken Livingstone is.

 

When pretty much every authoritative figure on Nazi Germany tells you that you're wrong in thinking Hitler supported Zionism, it's probably prudent to back the f*ck down, but no- we see a man who casts himself as a figurehead of the "news Left" in the UK continue to assert his anti-Semitic comments are accurate.

 

What a twat.

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