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Why my girlfriend is such a hypocrite 🙄 She tells me not to do certain stuff - I don't. But she can do it & gets mad when I bring it up? Lmao.

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Nvm, Voodoo probably beat the sh*t out of me this time.

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I was a Junk

i'm more upset about the comments joking about population in the temple fire in India that killed 75 article. Seriously tempted to punch those types of people sometimes.

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The roads in San Antonio... :sui:

 

It feels like I'm riding in a carriage half of the time. Granted my mom's car has a "sport" tuned suspension - apparently sporty means crappy dampening - but the roads are AWFUL. When we go to Houston the ride is silky smooth. But here? Bump bump bang bouncy up and down, uneven road textures. Horrible.

You should come to Indonesia. You will change your minds about roads in San Antonio.

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The roads in San Antonio... :sui:

 

It feels like I'm riding in a carriage half of the time. Granted my mom's car has a "sport" tuned suspension - apparently sporty means crappy dampening - but the roads are AWFUL. When we go to Houston the ride is silky smooth. But here? Bump bump bang bouncy up and down, uneven road textures. Horrible.

Try Libya. Half the roads here are broken. And if (and I quote, IF) the government decided to fix a road, they proceed to break it apart and re-build it, while taking their sweet time dealing with it. We're not talking about 1-3 weeks sh*t, we're talking about 3 MONTHS business.

 

 

Dear bullsh*t governments on both sides, hang yourselves.

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am I late for the pissing contest?

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I think the Libyan will beat the resident of Norway in the pissing contest "who has the worst roads?".

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It's Fox news, what do you really expect?

Of course people without a brain or their proper thoughts are going to leave mindless comments which don't make sense or just stir sh*t up even more leading to a massive comment section war.

 

On topic through, my Dumba$$ neighbors begel (hunting Dogs) are breaking at sweet fudge all again, 9 f*cking AM and i'm already about to set a rocket off in my head if they don't shut the f*ck up. Doesn't really help either when your Neighbor is on a little hill (he's house) and he's got the begals in this small pen at the far bottom of the hill where the wire fences are.

 

Not to mention I can't even walk down the track very quietly without setting the f*ckers off, seriously why the f*ck does he have 6 or 12 of them, I could understand for security purposes but 1 he doesn't let them in doors, 2 he has no other animals beside them and a orange tubby / ginger cat (Which my dad saved 1 time from ticks / fleas and my neighbor wasn't grateful for that) this is an residential area i'm in not a farm land. Pretty sure he doesn't even use them to hunt anyway so what's hes point of having them? Oh and before I leave this grumpy post for everyone else to read let's not forget then I'm also the bad guy here because the dogs went off because I was innocently walking down the track down photography as quietly as possible. The neighbor then has the guts and looks to make it feel like it's my fault they go off (yes he gave me and my sister a death stair once as we went past he's house to do a u-turn down the Cul-dul-sac) My dad is fed up with it too and no matter how many times he's submitted reports to the council about diary logs or videos of them barking nothing happens.

 

F*ck i was enjoying life in this area until people decided to turn into sleezy scums and not give 2 f*cks about anyone else in the area. Barking dogs? Too bad you must try to sleep with them barking. YEESH!

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This is my open letter to America:

 

Damnit America, we need to take a good long look in the mirror. We have to re-compose ourselves. We were once the greatest nation in the world; envy to many a country. What happened? Our healthcare is abysmal, corruption is running rampant across the nation, and our infrastructure is crumbling. There are bridges and interstates that are literally rotting and crumbling to pieces. Meanwhile, we're paying trillions of dollars on cutting-edge weapons and planes. I think it's time we focus on making ourselves great again. We need better healthcare. More low-income support, better roads and bridges. We need to focus on green energy, not fossil fuels. We can do this, America. I have faith.

Reagan happened.

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I'm getting pretty tired of waking up early for a job I don't even like.

 

I work with a bunch of old people who just like to argue all the time,and the hottest woman there is some 45ish year old Israeli women.

 

I should've thought long and hard about how people work at the dry cleaners only if they can't find work anywhere else before I decided to go through this this - I could've found work somewhere else. I need to find work somewhere else before I end up trying to flirt with that Israeli lady and accidentally cause her to commit haram.

 

Sucks even more that I'm having trouble sleeping lately , mainly because all I ever can think about is car modding nowadays, it's like an addiction..

 

I also feel like I've been addicted to eating food lately ...

 

Idk it's like I have some void in my conscience and I'm trying to fill it up with food and car parts.

 

I'm kinda tempted to go back to smoking hookah pens. Nicotine is bad but at least when I was constantly smoking hookah , idk I felt more "functional" and productive.

 

But yea, I need a new job. It's gonna break my managers heart and I'm gonna leave the store in chaos when I go but I seriously despise working there. There's this old lady I have to work with and I'm fairly certain she's insane , gets mad too easily, I'm surprised she hasn't had a stroke or anything yet based off of how stressed and angry she allows herself to get. Sometimes when things get crazy she'll blame everything on me and constantly talk sh*t about me under her breath or to other people throughout my whole shift. All the old people I work with act like angry little children tbh. The place smells also. And I hate the uniform I have to wear. I actually hate having to wear uniforms period, tomorrow I might see if I can get away with wearing a t-shirt.

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I've never understood why people felt the need to stay in jobs they didn't like out of some misplaced sense of loyalty to a company or individual. Employees are eminently replaceable, but time you waste doing something you hate isn't.

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My father losing his sh*t after he saw my Scores during school. He kept complaining about how I'm sh*t at physics (5/12), even though I told him that I had a week point in Physics. And then he complain about "everytime i pick u up ur liek da exam iz 2 eezy". What do you want me to tell you? "oh hai daddy i didnt answer well in da exam"? What are you, insane?!

 

 

He keep wingling like this because he wasn't in my place. When and if he saw our exam Questions he would've swallowed his tongue out. Ugh.

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My father losing his sh*t after he saw my Scores during school. He kept complaining about how I'm sh*t at physics (5/12), even though I told him that I had a week point in Physics. And then he complain about "everytime i pick u up ur liek da exam iz 2 eezy". What do you want me to tell you? "oh hai daddy i didnt answer well in da exam"? What are you, insane?!

 

 

He keep wingling like this because he wasn't in my place. When and if he saw our exam Questions he would've swallowed his tongue out. Ugh.

There are only two things in your life that make you grumpy.

 

1. Skyrim

2. Your dad

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been driving my sister all around today while I had to finish m homework online. Almost do enough to get a decent grade on the assignment and the f*cking assignment is past due at midnight . Now any questions I work out will be considers late and will make my grade worse.

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I think the Libyan will beat the resident of Norway in the pissing contest "who has the worst roads?".

 

Believe me, I had no intention of taking part. It's just that every time someone posts a problem, someone comes flying in with "well you think that's bad? hear how much worse I have it!!!!"

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1. Skyrim

2. Your dad

Replace Skyrim with "videogames" and add "annoying sh*tbags on the internet (obviously not at you but whatever), stupid people IRL and school" and you'll have me.

 

OT: Re-downloading GTAV's updates, planning on stopping at 1,16 (SP-wise every other update after all that is sh*t). The day before yesterday I reached 1.12 I think. Came today, fired up my PS3, nothing. The screen froze. usually when you turn on your PS3, the PS3 Logo appears, fade away, then the Health Warning sh*t appears for a few seconds before fading away. This time, this didn't happen. The PS3 logo appeared all normal, faded away, nothing. The PS3 froze at that. Waited for a good 5min, nope. Turn off. Restart. Same issue.

 

 

For f*ck's sake. Can't I just enjoy playing a game without something happens to f*ck up my time?!?!?

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I've read the news about how most criminals vehicle assets are abandoned by the government after they are confiscated. It really pissed me off that the fact they just abandon it in an open yard with minimum protection and bare maintenance. Really wasted good assets that can be auctioned for better funding and charity. f*cking idiots.

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My father losing his sh*t after he saw my Scores during school. He kept complaining about how I'm sh*t at physics (5/12), even though I told him that I had a week point in Physics. And then he complain about "everytime i pick u up ur liek da exam iz 2 eezy". What do you want me to tell you? "oh hai daddy i didnt answer well in da exam"? What are you, insane?!

 

 

He keep wingling like this because he wasn't in my place. When and if he saw our exam Questions he would've swallowed his tongue out. Ugh.

 

Personally I think it's good that your father cares a lot about your education. One day you'll probably be glad he was there to look out for you. Father-son relationships are never easy.

 

Also Khan Academy was pretty good for physics when I was a teenager:

 

https://www.khanacademy.org/science/physics

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Hate how when I write for long my hand gets super tight for some reason. Was completing the writing portions during my Sociology midterm today and my hand felt like it was going to explode twice during the time. Seriously had to stop and put the pencil down for a minute.

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Personally I think it's good that your father cares a lot about your education.

I'm all for being a dick to your children when it comes to education. But I had good scores on most of them excluding 3 (read: 2 were on-par [3/6 and 4/8 to be exact], one was horrible). No reason for him to be a total dick the way he was to me, even though I told him sometime ago when they showed us the First Semester Exams that I had a "bad" score in 2 subjects (one was a mistake, the other I actually didn't answer well). He kept wingling about the one I had a bad score in, even though I did tell him later that I didn't answer well.

 

Ugh. I started to hate Chemistry (fear it, to be fair), Statistics (thanks to the good-for-nothing wannabe-teacher) and Physics (I hate anything related to Electrics, physics is not an exception). This entire thing is confusing.

 

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Anti-Complaint: Been forever since I watched a video in 720 HD Quality, which is actually a good thing.

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I've read the news about how most criminals vehicle assets are abandoned by the government after they are confiscated. It really pissed me off that the fact they just abandon it in an open yard with minimum protection and bare maintenance. Really wasted good assets that can be auctioned for better funding and charity. f*cking idiots.

Even worse in the UK, they destroy things like cars that have been seized as assets, waste of a car and money if you ask me,

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I'm sick of seeing f*cking fetish posts on instagram of those filthy bastards that dress up and live as babies, wearing diapers and sh*tting themselves. Then you have the idiots who live as a cat.

I think it's funny when they try to defend their actions as 'it's not sexual'. Despite the fact a FETISH is a SEXUAL thing.

 

I don't give a sh*t if you like it rough, like being tied up or eating marmite of someone elses genitals but I won't accept people blatantly sexualising infants and animals.

What the f*ck.. It's the silly girl I found on instagram explore that has set me off. I can't understand what goes through the minds of these people.

BDSM shouldn't include baby/animal fetish's. End of.

Ugh.

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I've read the news about how most criminals vehicle assets are abandoned by the government after they are confiscated. It really pissed me off that the fact they just abandon it in an open yard with minimum protection and bare maintenance. Really wasted good assets that can be auctioned for better funding and charity. f*cking idiots.

Even worse in the UK, they destroy things like cars that have been seized as assets, waste of a car and money if you ask me,

 

In the US they either destroy them, use them or sell them at the police auction (which is a very good place to buy cars)

I'm sick of seeing f*cking fetish posts on instagram of those filthy bastards that dress up and live as babies, wearing diapers and sh*tting themselves. Then you have the idiots who live as a cat.

I think it's funny when they try to defend their actions as 'it's not sexual'. Despite the fact a FETISH is a SEXUAL thing.

 

I don't give a sh*t if you like it rough, like being tied up or eating marmite of someone elses genital but I won't accept people blatantly sexualising infants and animals.

What the f*ck.. It's the silly girl I found on instagram explore that has set me off. I can't understand what goes through the minds of these people.

BDSM shouldn't include baby/animal fetish's. End of.

Ugh.

thats why the only social media i do these days is forums and news sites

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I'm getting really exhausted of being designated driver for my family.

 

Like as in literally my bones feel heavy , feels like I've been on a road trip for the last three days.

 

My gas tank feels the same way.

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Mr. Scratch

I've never understood why people felt the need to stay in jobs they didn't like out of some misplaced sense of loyalty to a company or individual. Employees are eminently replaceable, but time you waste doing something you hate isn't.

Money.

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Ten-a-penny: I'm fairly busy right now but I should be able to give you a hand at the end of May or so. Feel free to PM me.

 

School can be tough, and I imagine your schooling system isn't as soft as it's become in the West.

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I'm sick of seeing f*cking fetish posts on instagram of those filthy bastards that dress up and live as babies, wearing diapers and sh*tting themselves. Then you have the idiots who live as a cat.

I think it's funny when they try to defend their actions as 'it's not sexual'. Despite the fact a FETISH is a SEXUAL thing.

 

I don't give a sh*t if you like it rough, like being tied up or eating marmite of someone elses genitals but I won't accept people blatantly sexualising infants and animals.

What the f*ck.. It's the silly girl I found on instagram explore that has set me off. I can't understand what goes through the minds of these people.

BDSM shouldn't include baby/animal fetish's. End of.

Ugh.

Jesus Christ, you need to follow some different people on Instagram! :lol:

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the two absolute biggest melts on social media i can think of are these two

 

https://www.instagram.com/lukevsmith/

 

https://www.facebook.com/McJustinn?fref=nf

 

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f*ckin white people

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