Grumpy Old Forumers

[TheMcSame]

I'm done. This is some next level stupidity.

 

http://insider.foxnews.com/2016/03/25/google-maps-mistake-led-wrong-home-being-demolished-texas-company-says

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

I'm done. This is some next level stupidity.

 

http://insider.foxnews.com/2016/03/25/google-maps-mistake-led-wrong-home-being-demolished-texas-company-says

Welcome to Texas.

[Crokey]

I simply can't do this socalled 'superman exercise' since I put so much weight upon my cock and it literally feels like I'm crushing it.

 

How the f*ck can other guys do this? Are their dicks incredibly small or what?

 

Erm.... The tuck, you know when.... in the mirror, you pretend... you know...

[Mr. Scratch]

It's called the Buffalo Bill.

 

 

 

Edited March 27, 2016 by Mr. Scratch

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

Sometimes I am convinced I live in a city full of idiots. They can't drive, can't walk, I've seen and heard some of the most ass backwards and/or ghetto sh*t and everybody looks at you like they're some kind of cholo/chola or hardass. It's a rude ass town. Austin is hipster-ish but at least they're nice. And well Houston, they've always been cool.

Edited March 27, 2016 by Scaglietti

[Rhoda]

How the f*ck can other guys do this? Are their dicks incredibly small or what?

 

Come on John Holmes, it isn't that tricky. Tuck everything between your legs and give it another go. We get it, you're gifted (maybe) but that doesn't render exercise impossible.

 

No pain, no gain.

 

In other news, I'm absolutely full of the flu. If anyone wants a day or three off work, come here and I'll blow my nose on your sleeve.

[shadowoperative]

I simply can't do this socalled 'superman exercise' since I put so much weight upon my cock and it literally feels like I'm crushing it.

 

How the f*ck can other guys do this? Are their dicks incredibly small or what?

 

 

The smart ones either make a knuckle child right before doing it or pore a bucket of ice down there.

[mr quick]

I'm grumpy over people having to pretend that they have massive members (clearly not understanding how floppy dicks work) in futile attempts at impressing people on an internet forum.

[make total destroy]

I simply can't do this socalled 'superman exercise' since I put so much weight upon my cock and it literally feels like I'm crushing it.

 

How the f*ck can other guys do this? Are their dicks incredibly small or what?

 

You're supposed to balance on your core not smash your pelvis into the floor (heh that rhymed)

 

do u even lift?

[No Use For A Name]

Sometimes I am convinced I live in a city full of idiots. They can't drive, can't walk, I've seen and heard some of the most ass backwards and/or ghetto sh*t and everybody looks at you like they're some kind of cholo/chola or hardass. It's a rude ass town. Austin is hipster-ish but at least they're nice. And well Houston, they've always been cool.

Hmm, the ghetto sh*t makes me think SA, but the horrible drivers and general rudeness makes me think Dallas

 

I'm in Austin. The drivers here are awful.

Edited March 27, 2016 by Coninefan

[MikeMyth]

It was a reference to a race where two people start to piss and the winner finishes first. I don't how common they are but my favourite game is to flush the toilet as I start to piss, then I try and beat the flush. I never win.

I'm gonna try this now, I'll be the first to win.

[sreyazsec]

Mom gave the dogs a bath, they smell nice, the bathroom however smells like a pack of musty wet dogs.

My bedroom is right next to the bathroom. The smell has crept underneath my door and infested my room.

Easter officially ruined by moist dog aroma.

[mr quick]

thank god my mom is a professional poodle groomer and keeps all that stuff in the basement

[bodyparts]

thank god my mom is a professional poodle groomer and keeps all that stuff in the basement

Mrs. Marwin Fritzl

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

 

Sometimes I am convinced I live in a city full of idiots. They can't drive, can't walk, I've seen and heard some of the most ass backwards and/or ghetto sh*t and everybody looks at you like they're some kind of cholo/chola or hardass. It's a rude ass town. Austin is hipster-ish but at least they're nice. And well Houston, they've always been cool.

Hmm, the ghetto sh*t makes me think SA, but the horrible drivers and general rudeness makes me think Dallas

I'm in Austin. The drivers here are awful.

Never been to Dallas. I was up in Austin two weeks ago and the drivers were okay but that's probably because we stayed on the west parts of town. Y'all do got a lot of morons who like to hog the left lane on I35 though. But SA? Oh my god. The drivers in Houston are aggressive but look like they know what they're doing. In SA they look like they want to kill you. Trucks ride your ass, motorcyclists rev 247 and cut you off via the emergency lane. Last week a Maserati blew right past us and cut people off swerving like the driver was drunk. And as soon as you enter the south side of town, your risks of being either rear ended or T-boning someone who randomly pulled out right in front of you increases by 50%.

[make total destroy]

my mom is a professional poodle groomer

[Mr. Scratch]

thank god my mom is a professional poodle groomer and keeps all that stuff in the basement

 

Yes, next to your dead prostitutes. The smell is unreal, Marwin.

[ten-a-penny]

In other news, I'm absolutely full of the flu. If anyone wants a day or three off work, come here and I'll blow my nose on your sleeve.

I feel your pain bro. The past Wednesday was f*cking Hell. I couldn't go to school for the next day (aka Thursday).

 

 

f*ck Flu.

[Flachbau]

Sanders sweeps three states yesterday, CNN decides to talk about Trump instead.. what the f*ck?

[mr quick]

literally capitalism tbh

[Mr. Scratch]

literally capitalism tbh

Triumph knows what's up with Trump.

[Sean O'God]

Just arrived in the 21st century; I bought a smartphone. I must say, holy sh*t these monthly plans are expensive. No wonder more than 70% of Canadians are in debt lol.

 

Speaking of which, I'm probably going to end up balls-deep in debt, since I'm eventually going to Toronto for university. Maybe I'll have a million dollar condo, possibly a $100k Benz, but I'll be working at Starbucks, and be 7 figures in debt by the time I'm 25. Just like everybody else there. I mean, if the cool people are doing it, I don't mind giving myself a wet willy...

 

 

 

inb4 someone takes this seriously

 

 

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

Just arrived in the 21st century; I bought a smartphone. I must say, holy sh*t these monthly plans are expensive. No wonder more than 70% of Canadians are in debt lol.

 

Speaking of which, I'm probably going to end up balls-deep in debt, since I'm eventually going to Toronto for university. Maybe I'll have a million dollar condo, possibly a $100k Benz, but I'll be working at Starbucks, and be 7 figures in debt by the time I'm 25. Just like everybody else there. I mean, if the cool people are doing it, I don't mind giving myself a wet willy...

 

 

 

inb4 someone takes this seriously

 

 

Serious though, isn't college in Canada cheap? Or cheaper? I mean sh*t, I'mma bout to be eyes deep in debt soon.

[Ai®a©ob®a]

Just arrived in the 21st century; I bought a smartphone. I must say, holy sh*t these monthly plans are expensive. No wonder more than 70% of Canadians are in debt lol.

 

Speaking of which, I'm probably going to end up balls-deep in debt, since I'm eventually going to Toronto for university. Maybe I'll have a million dollar condo, possibly a $100k Benz, but I'll be working at Starbucks, and be 7 figures in debt by the time I'm 25. Just like everybody else there. I mean, if the cool people are doing it, I don't mind giving myself a wet willy...

 

 

 

inb4 someone takes this seriously

 

 

Are you on one of those plans where you pay for Minutes, Text & Data all seperately?

 

Unless you're on a plan with other people it's not really the best way to go, The best way to go for those who are single plan owners are to go with those budget $45-$50 month plans you get unlimited everything including Data and you can use your own phone.

 

Most people don't realize these companies actually use the same cell towers as those big companies use.

[Sean O'God]

 

Serious though, isn't college in Canada cheap? Or cheaper? I mean sh*t, I'mma bout to be eyes deep in debt soon.

 

 

The average yearly cost for university here is about $6,000. That's only for tuition, it doesn't include the cost of books nor other course materials. My main concern is that, since the school I'm planning to go to doesn't have student residence, I'll have to get a place either in Toronto or near it. A low-tier place in the city can be more than $1,000,000, and houses in the surrounding countryside aren't much cheaper. So, I'm going to try to find enough people so that we can rent a place together. So why are you gonna be in debt? What do you plan to do? Are colleges/universities worse in the States in terms of cost?

 

Are you on one of those plans where you pay for Minutes, Text & Data all seperately?

 

Unless you're on a plan with other people it's not really the best way to go, The best way to go for those who are single plan owners are to go with those budget $45-$50 month plans you get unlimited everything including Data and you can use your own phone.

 

Most people don't realize these companies actually use the same cell towers as those big companies use.

 

I have an unlimited everything plan. It's $35 a month for the plan, $5 a month to pay off the phone, and an additional $10 a month for a phone protection plan. Relative to other people, I feel like I'm getting a good deal, but I still find the price to be ridiculous. When I was at the phone store, I overheard a customer say to the salesman, "I'm going to be broke for months." I understood his pain ha ha.

[Ai®a©ob®a]

 

 

I have an unlimited everything plan. It's $35 a month for the plan, $5 a month to pay off the phone, and an additional $10 a month for a phone protection plan. Relative to other people, I feel like I'm getting a good deal, but I still find the price to be ridiculous. When I was at the phone store, I overheard a customer say to the salesman, "I'm going to be broke for months." I understood his pain ha ha.

$35 a month isn't bad compared to what i pay but then again my plan is for 2 lines unlimited phone/text 4GB Data, IPhone6s and Samsung Galaxy 6 i think plus an iPad Air 2 W/ 3G

 

But here in the U.S $50 is considered cheap for unlimited phone/text/data

[drifter.]

1st world problem but my 20 ft iPhone cable broke. Now I have to use this 3 ft cable. It was so much more comfortable using the 20 ft cable when laying down in bed.

[Devyl]

My internet speed is getting bumped up from 50/5 (current fastest speed offered) to 300/20 in a few days. WHY IS IT TAKING SO LONG TO ROLL OUT?!?!?

[ten-a-penny]

Not a single site that teaches drawing in Photoshop helped. All of them starts with "draw some sh*t up on a paper, scan/photograph it, open in in PS and do this". This will take me at least a f*cking hour since I need to erase some sh*t up, over and over because I'm sh*t at drawing traditionally, then take a photo with my phone's kind-of sh*tty camera, then torn off the phone, open the phone up, pluck the Memory SD, insert said card in my laptop, wait a f*cking century for the heads-up to pop up, and then FINALLY toss the image on my laptop, before returning everything back on my phone because my craptop hates Bluetooth and Bluetooth hates this sh*tty rig, why because f*ck you, that's why.

 

I can't draw sh*t on paper, so I have to draw digitally straight up, and I can't draw sh*t up digitally because I have to use the Mouse (because for some stupid reason my father doesn't like Tablets) and I'm used on using my left hand for using the Mouse USB (read: pressing LMB and then using the laptop's motherboard with my right hand) and I can't do f*ck all that way. Literally the only thing I know about Photoshop is coloring sh*t up.

 

 

f*ck.

[make total destroy]

$3 for a 40 oz? C'mon I'm not made of money here.