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I remember when the whole Emo scene thing started. Trust me, no one hated Emos more than rock & metal fans. Well, maybe punk fans too.

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Father forcing me to take a (seemingly) useless pill over something that was ended a f*cking lifetime ago. Even though the idiot COMPLETELY knows that I can't swallow pills no matter how small are they and no matter how much water I shove in.

 

No, I don't feel like I'm gonna throw up over the simplest thing in the morning anymore. No, I only feel that I'll go apesh*t is if I'm biting/eating something that my body hates (read: vegetables/fruits that aren't apples, carrots and potatoes). I don't *need* this sh*t anymore. Piss off!

 

I had to break the stupid thing with my teeth to "swallow" it (read: only swallow a fragment of the entire thing, I kept the gigantic part under my tongue) which resulted in having a sh*t taste in my mouth.

 

 

f*ck.

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Father forcing me to take a (seemingly) useless pill over something that was ended a f*cking lifetime ago. Even though the idiot COMPLETELY knows that I can't swallow pills no matter how small are they and no matter how much water I shove in.

 

No, I don't feel like I'm gonna throw up over the simplest thing in the morning anymore. No, I only feel that I'll go apesh*t is if I'm biting/eating something that my body hates (read: vegetables/fruits that aren't apples, carrots and potatoes). I don't *need* this sh*t anymore. Piss off!

 

I had to break the stupid thing with my teeth to "swallow" it (read: only swallow a fragment of the entire thing, I kept the gigantic part under my tongue) which resulted in having a sh*t taste in my mouth.

 

 

f*ck.

 

Care to tell what it's for? You can pm me if you'd like.

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I've always wondered why pill swallowing is so hard for some people.

I used to be awful with it when I was young but now it's a piece of piss.

I do feel bad for people like my Mom who have to take more than 10 pills at one time. She's a pro.

 

You could do the 'dog tactic' put it in food to help.

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I've always wondered why pill swallowing is so hard for some people.

I used to be awful with it when I was young but now it's a piece of piss.

I do feel bad for people like my Mom who have to take more than 10 pills at one time. She's a pro.

 

You could do the 'dog tactic' put it in food to help.

Does it make you grumpy?

 

Also... what the f*ck is with the useage of the word "piss" lately? It seems to have a million and one usages across the pond. That does make me grumpy. I like understanding my own language.

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I've always wondered why pill swallowing is so hard for some people.

I used to be awful with it when I was young but now it's a piece of piss.

I do feel bad for people like my Mom who have to take more than 10 pills at one time. She's a pro.

 

You could do the 'dog tactic' put it in food to help.

Does it make you grumpy?

 

Also... what the f*ck is with the useage of the word "piss" lately? It seems to have a million and one usages across the pond. That does make me grumpy. I like understanding my own language.

 

Lack of appreciation for the word 'piss' makes me grumpy.

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I abhor the usage of 'piss' in American slang in a representation of anything but urinating, I got you, bro.

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I abhor the usage of 'piss' in American slang in a representation of anything but urinating, I got you, bro.

 

Not even "piss off"? I love piss off.

 

Not a piss off. That's quite different altogether...

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Well us British appreciate the beauty of the word and its many uses. Open your hearts.

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feckyerlife

im glad i never went full emo i mean i had a weird music taste and wore some weird clothes but i never like dyed my hair full black with a backcombed fringe

 

mostly cus i wasnt allowed

i started skating at 10, im 35 right now im wearing dickies and fallens. i guess i never left the life style even though i havent been on a board in 7/8 years

 

im glad i never went full emo i mean i had a weird music taste and wore some weird clothes but i never like dyed my hair full black with a backcombed fringe

 

mostly cus i wasnt allowed

I did go full emo for about two months when I was 13.

I'm not proud of myself.

 

at least your honest

 

I've always wondered why pill swallowing is so hard for some people.

I used to be awful with it when I was young but now it's a piece of piss.

I do feel bad for people like my Mom who have to take more than 10 pills at one time. She's a pro.

 

You could do the 'dog tactic' put it in food to help.

Does it make you grumpy?

 

Also... what the f*ck is with the useage of the word "piss" lately? It seems to have a million and one usages across the pond. That does make me grumpy. I like understanding my own language.

 

its a British thing. i think its their version of sh*t

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Care to tell what it's for? You can pm me if you'd like.

Back before, in every morning I can't even put anything in my mouth without feeling like I'm going to vomit. Sometimes this continue even later although its not as bad. The past month I overcame this feeling and started eating almost everything I want in the morning without feeling anything.

 

Yet that densehead STILL wants me to take pills that "combat vomiting". Like dude, I don't feel terrible anymore. I only cough (that sh*tty cough you get when you're about to vomit) over things that actually makes one's stomach go apesh*t mad, or when you start eating like a f*cking hippo. Anything else is dealt with.

 

I've always wondered why pill swallowing is so hard for some people.

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You could do the 'dog tactic' put it in food to help.

Even I'm wondering why I can't take pills without having to smash them with my teeth. I can only swallow VERY small pills, and even that is a far stretch.

Didn't work for me. Been there, done that. Still feel sh*t. Seen as how I still need to chew to push everything in my mouth "inside" its so easy to "accidentally" bite off the pill, causing my stomach to go berserk. Nope, don't work with me.

 

 

I can however crush the pill with my teeth and swallow it.

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thankfully thats the furthest my emo stage went

Wait...live shot. Should I be concerned? I am.

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>Trying to watch

>Video is buffering @ 1:57

>Download a mod someone mentioned in the comments section

>Check video back

>STILL buffering.

 

 

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Like, for f*ck's sake. The mod's page had TWO videos, one lasts for 5 minutes, another for a minute and something, and neither of them stopped. Yet this two-minutes-somethin' is stuck at 1:57 for like an hour for f*ck all reasons and don't want to continue.

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Mr. Scratch

Not really grumpy but just felt like dropping in and saying hi.

 

Hi.

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I abhor the usage of 'piss' in American slang in a representation of anything but urinating, I got you, bro.

 

Not even "piss off"? I love piss off.

 

Not a piss off. That's quite different altogether...

 

Dumb American again... is a piss off just as it sounds? A pissing competition? Or is this a new usage?

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It was a reference to a race where two people start to piss and the winner finishes first. I don't how common they are but my favourite game is to flush the toilet as I start to piss, then I try and beat the flush. I never win.

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Wow....

 

When I was in preschool I was once yelled at from the main classroom by the teacher (bathrooms for little ones were just adjacent to the main group room)because I always flushed as I peed. I was trying to be efficient, or a race, but I ended up just embarrassed.

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im glad i never went full emo i mean i had a weird music taste and wore some weird clothes but i never like dyed my hair full black with a backcombed fringe

 

mostly cus i wasnt allowed

i started skating at 10, im 35 right now im wearing dickies and fallens. i guess i never left the life style even though i havent been on a board in 7/8 years

 

 

all about the 873s and a pair of halfcabs aint no time for this skinny jean sh*t

 

anyway f*ck travel sickness sh*t got me grumpy as f*ck

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Wolf of Badenoch

I had a black-out in the bathroom on Thursday morning (at around 1:15 AM), and it was f*cking terrifying...

 

Suddenly felt woozy/lightheaded and my arms/legs began feeling like lead. I struggled to my feet (foolishly in hindsight) off the toilet and everything just went blank after that. Next thing I know, I wake up sprawled in the corner of the bathroom with my back against the door. First thought was; 'What the f*ck just happened?' Felt something running down my right cheek. It was blood from a gash (which itself was on a huge lump) on my face from when I hit the sink (I fell forward, striking the edge of the sink, rebounding and falling backward onto the door). Shaking, I stumbled back to my room. telling my dad when he woke up a few minutes later. Woke up at roughly 7:15AM the next morning with one hell of a swollen black eye. Struggled through college, as striking the sink must have also given me a mild concussion, as I was struggling to get any work done, as hard as I tried. Thank god it was only a half-day (9 to 12)...

 

I tell you, few things are scarier than waking up after a black-out, not remembering a thing about what happened. As of now, the swelling has gone down significantly, the black eye obviously remaining.

 

PS: I ain't disclosing the reason why the blackout occurred publicly (it is subtly hinted at above anyway). If you really wanna satisfy your morbid curiosity, PM me...

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If I hear "don't mod your legacy, trade it in for a wrx" one more time , I'm just gonna go ahead and buy the POS used wrx until it breaks down and I'm in a sheer financial crisis and complain to them everyday about how they were the ones that pushed me to do it.

 

A healthy wrx is probably like $20,000 and I'm far from having that kinda money.

 

Trade in my legacy ( plus saved up money) I could probably get a a loan and buy a wrx around $15,000 that'll only last me three months.

( although it is tempting)

 

As far as I know , modding my legacy is the perfect medium between me being practical and me having fun.

 

These wrx and lgt cult followings are just gonna have to deal with it.

 

Although I was so close to having a legacy gt so this whole situation just kinda f*cking sucks.

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Which Legacy generation do you have? My opinion is definitely unpopular, but I think the WRX is overrated. I find the Legacy to be more attractive. Don't sell what you have already to buy a car that'll need way more work. Financially speaking, it's not smart at all. I have an Explorer, but you don't see me going around trying to mod it to hell :p I doubt they even sell mods for Explorers anyway. Sure, I wish I could have something cooler, but at least I'm dominant on the road in such a huge vehicle.

 

Seriously, though. Don't listen to other people. They're not in your shoes or your situation, so f*ck them. Keep what you have :^:

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Thanks haha and I have a 4th gen. Gonna do a spoiler delete and debadge soon. Not sure if I want the JDM legacy badges yet.

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That's perfect. You can add some Legacy GT inspired mods. The fourth generation is pretty much the best looking one.. you have a great car on your hands.

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Some guy keeps messaging me whenever I play online, offering me money..

Not only is this making me grumpy, it's creeping me the f*ck out.

Why would you go round offering your GTA $ to a stranger?

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Mr. Scratch

Some guy keeps messaging me whenever I play online, offering me money..

Not only is this making me grumpy, it's creeping me the f*ck out.

Why would you go round offering your GTA $ to a stranger?

 

He's probably a loan shark.

 

 

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A motorbike hit me when he was overtaking me from the right WHILE I'M GOING TO MAKE A RIGHT TURN. I even use my turn signals and keep it on the right lane, FFS!

 

Luckily, my car didn't look dented or scratched, but I was very pissed that he ran away after he hit me.

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A motorbike hit me when he was overtaking me from the right WHILE I'M GOING TO MAKE A RIGHT TURN. I even use my turn signals and keep it on the right lane, FFS!

Luckily, my car didn't look dented or scratched, but I was very pissed that he ran away after he hit me.

The news is always telling us to watch out for motorbikes. They're idiots, that's why nobody likes them. Every time I see a performance motorbike on the freeways they're swerving in and out of traffic revving at high RPMs and being obnoxious. This one time we tried to report one of them with his plate and everything and the cops acted like they didn't give a sh*t. What else is new? But oh, it's the motorists fault, we're why they end up on the side of the road with broken bones or even dismembered. It's not them.
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paperbagdude

I simply can't do this socalled 'superman exercise' since I put so much weight upon my cock and it literally feels like I'm crushing it.

 

How the f*ck can other guys do this? Are their dicks incredibly small or what?

 

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A motorbike hit me when he was overtaking me from the right WHILE I'M GOING TO MAKE A RIGHT TURN. I even use my turn signals and keep it on the right lane, FFS!

 

Luckily, my car didn't look dented or scratched, but I was very pissed that he ran away after he hit me.

That can teach us all a lesson. Motorbikes should never be passing on the right at all (in a scenario like this, at least), but to leave this scene without any damage is pretty great I'd say. Thankfully, we have more concrete road laws in NY, which some people hate, but if you violate them you'll most definitely land yourself a nice ticket. Just gotta keep your eyes peeled for the idiots on the road.

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Trying to buy the first four volumes of a manga and for some reason volume 2 is triple the price of the other three.. Ugh. I begrudge buying it for that price but I cannot find the 2nd volume anywhere else.

Robbing bastards.

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