Grumpy Old Forumers

[make total destroy]

I'm grump i cut my finger pretty good and i don't have any bandaids, So i jerryrig a bandaid with tolietpaper and scotch tape it'll do the trick but for how long?

 

 

After making the homemaid bandage i get dressed to go to the drug store to get some, Walk outside the battery in my car is dead and i've already bled though the first homemade banage

'homemaid [sic] bandage' lmao

 

bruh you taped toilet paper to your finger.

[PhillBellic]

 

I'm grump i cut my finger pretty good and i don't have any bandaids, So i jerryrig a bandaid with tolietpaper and scotch tape it'll do the trick but for how long?

 

-Snip-

 

After making the homemaid bandage i get dressed to go to the drug store to get some, Walk outside the battery in my car is dead and i've already bled though the first homemade banage

'homemaid [sic] bandage' lmao

 

bruh you taped toilet paper to your finger.

 

 

I hope it was clean Toilet Paper. Otherwise, Welcome to Sepsis Town; Population, him.

[Triple Vacuum Seal]

To hell with decorative fruit. The decoration is more expensive than actual fruit. It's pretty damned tolerable and downright impressive when sculpted or something. But fake fruit in the kitchen? Get the f*ck outta here. The biggest waste of money since those spinning rims that were popular about ten years ago. Wanna see the next World Press Photo of the Year? Snap a picture of a starving child's facial expression when they see $40 worth of fake fruit sitting in glass dish.

Edited March 8, 2016 by Triple Vacuum Seal

[Ai®a©ob®a]

 

bruh you taped toilet paper to your finger.

 

 

I hope it was clean Toilet Paper. Otherwise, Welcome to Sepsis Town; Population, him.

Hey it worked so no complaints from me.....

 

C'om bro, Did you really think i'd be stupid enough to use a used/dirty piece of toliet paper?

[ten-a-penny]

 

Stupid sites that force you to sign in to download a f*cking song.

 

 

It makes me want to punch a pillow.

Or some GTA Modding Sites that require you to create an Account, before you can Download Files.

 

GRRR!

On the topic of GTA games.....

 

GTA:SA > legal copy > Mod-Free > yesterday it froze 3 times.

Skyrim > Illegal copy > f*ckload of mods > only CTD's if I f*cked up the mod load order, which means some mods may/will conflict one another, AKA the issues are/were on my end.

 

gg Rockstar. Seriously.

 

I may have used cheats in GTA:SA but its still not an excuse. During "my" PS2 Era I must have well over 3k cheats on a modded PS2 GTA:SA copy and didn't have a single problem, well not until the disk got too scratched due to overuse.

[HaythamKenway]

So, I go check the news and see this big title: "Newcomers to Batman and Spidey". I click the link and first thing I see - this massive photo of J. K. Simmons as JJJ. And I'm all "F*ck yes, finally, it's happening."

 

And then I read the article. "lol nope, Jim Gordon it is".

 

Now, I'm definitely looking forward to Simmons in that role. He's a brilliant actor. But speaking as a Spider-Man fan, what a let down.

[Affalterbach]

Peter Parker is the only Spiderman I know of.

[Crokey]

Peter Parker is the only Spiderman I know of.

You mean, you've never heard of Italian Spiderman?!?

 

 

Well then, that's a shocker...

 

[mr quick]

my sister uses like, a half hour drying her hair with the blow-dryer. drives me up the walls

[feckyerlife]

 

Peter Parker is the only Spiderman I know of.

You mean, you've never heard of Italian Spiderman?!?

 

 

Well then, that's a shocker...

 

 

i will have to one up you

with.......Filipino Batman

 

 

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

To hell with decorative fruit. The decoration is more expensive than actual fruit. It's pretty damned tolerable and downright impressive when sculpted or something. But fake fruit in the kitchen? Get the f*ck outta here. The biggest waste of money since those spinning rims that were popular about ten years ago. Wanna see the next World Press Photo of the Year? Snap a picture of a starving child's facial expression when they see $40 worth of fake fruit sitting in glass dish.

My mom bought some fake apples. Don't know why. All I know is when some guy came over he tried putting one in his mouth. That didn't go so well...

[Ai®a©ob®a]

My feet have swollen up so big they feel like they're about to pop. Hurts to walk...

 

I have to take 80mg for the swelling to go down in a short amount of time while the average person can get relief with just 20mg.

 

While the Lasix helps get rid of the swelling in a hurry i spend most of the night running to the bathroom as Lasix is a diuretic makes me need to pee every 20 minutes by the end of the night i'm peeing just straight water

 

Wish they could figure out what causes this swelling and why it comes on so fast and then figure out how to prevent it.

[Star-Lord]

 

Stupid sites that force you to sign in to download a f*cking song.

 

 

It makes me want to punch a pillow.

Or some GTA Modding Sites that require you to create an Account, before you can Download Files.

 

GRRR!

 

QFT:

 

Today I was trying to dl an add-on to a game and everywhere I tried the same BS. Where they all wanted me to fill out some survey, give em my personal information, agree to get a colonoscopy and buy some sh*t, maan f*ck that. So I uninstalled the game in question - felling less grumpy now.

[Mister Kay]

 

 

Well, no one can beat THIS Mary Jane.

 

WARNING: Watching the video can give you cancer.

 

Edited March 9, 2016 by Mr.Monk

[Rhoda]

Remind me again why we're getting another Spider-Man reboot so soon? It's barely been two years. Every other movie now seems like a superhero one. Maybe it's just me not giving two hoots about superhero culture in general, but surely this level of over-saturation is a little much even for fans? I don't know how people keep up with it all.

[AlienTwo]

Remind me again why we're getting another Spider-Man reboot so soon? It's barely been two years. Every other movie now seems like a superhero one. Maybe it's just me not giving two hoots about superhero culture in general, but surely this level of over-saturation is a little much even for fans? I don't know how people keep up with it all.

I would normally agree, but in this case the re-boot allows Spider-man to be a part of the Avengers team and merge all of his properties and villains into the regular MCU. Which, as a huge fan of Superhero culture, is a pretty great thing to me. My first reaction wa the same though... but I'm okay with it if it puts my Spidey in with Iron-Man and the lot.

[018361]

I spent the last two weeks turning in papers to the county offices so that my insurance wouldn't get cancelled and they lose the papers I handed to them directly and cancel my insurance anyway. Now i'm running out of medicine which costs upwards of over $1000 for just one of them and I can't get anymore until I have this straightened out. Hopefully it will be fixed before I have my doctors appointments this month otherwise I won't be able to make them and will have to reschedule.

 

TLDR: The county office here is a bunch of monkeys slamming their heads onto keyboards...

[PhillBellic]

 

Remind me again why we're getting another Spider-Man reboot so soon? It's barely been two years. Every other movie now seems like a superhero one. Maybe it's just me not giving two hoots about superhero culture in general, but surely this level of over-saturation is a little much even for fans? I don't know how people keep up with it all.

I would normally agree, but in this case the re-boot allows Spider-man to be a part of the Avengers team and merge all of his properties and villains into the regular MCU. Which, as a huge fan of Superhero culture, is a pretty great thing to me. My first reaction wa the same though... but I'm okay with it if it puts my Spidey in with Iron-Man and the lot.

 

If only it also happened with the Fantastic 4. My Cousin would love that.

 

The last F4 Movie was an abomination.

 

I spent the last two weeks turning in papers to the county offices so that my insurance wouldn't get cancelled and they lose the papers I handed to them directly and cancel my insurance anyway. Now i'm running out of medicine which costs upwards of over $1000 for just one of them and I can't get anymore until I have this straightened out. Hopefully it will be fixed before I have my doctors appointments this month otherwise I won't be able to make them and will have to reschedule.

 

TLDR: The county office here is a bunch of monkeys slamming their heads onto keyboards...

If only the US had an Australian Style Medicare System in effect Decades ago...

 

The US seems to be the only Country in the World that has a disliking of Affordable Healthcare. Oh wait, Lobbyists...

 

Silly me.

[drifter.]

My laptop is so slow.

 

It shouldn't take up to 10 minutes to open up a document.

 

Everytime I scan for a virus , nothing ever shows up.

[Mister Kay]

My laptop is so slow.

It shouldn't take up to 10 minutes to open up a document.

Everytime I scan for a virus , nothing ever shows up.

Try defragmenting. Clean up the internals for dust, especially the RAM. Use something like ccleaner. If nothing works, f*cking format the sh*t out of it and if even that doesn't work, your hardware is a piece of sh*t.

 

Look out for worms and rootkits though.

 

Just get a macbook, that's what they want you to do.

Edited March 10, 2016 by Mr.Monk

[Shaundi.]

- Stream movie

- Heavy buffering

- Pause for nearly 30 minutes

- Still buffering

 

[ten-a-penny]

Watching The Avengers online is just f*cking impossible. I can't find a single YouTube video/site that shows the entire movie. "hurr durr copyrightz" Bullsh*t, I was able to watch The Negotiator from the start to the end back a few years ago.

 

 

I just want to see the beginning! Ugh.

[paperbagdude]

My laptop literally sounds like a fan and it's annoying and embarrassing when I sit in class with it.

 

I'm too lazy to clean it and also too lazy to get a job and work towards financing a new PC with greater hardware.

[feckyerlife]

 

Watching The Avengers online is just f*cking impossible. I can't find a single YouTube video/site that shows the entire movie. "hurr durr copyrightz" Bullsh*t, I was able to watch The Negotiator from the start to the end back a few years ago.

 

 

I just want to see the beginning! Ugh.

find someone with a Starz or Epix account and stream it from there

Edited March 11, 2016 by feckyerlife

[drifter.]

This old lady I work with. She's not a very nice lady. I always seem to piss her off when I'm just trying to help.

 

Today her bad mouthing me got so bad that I reached a point where I daydreamed rigging her car with a bomb.

 

Eventually, I might even up asking her why she hasn't kicked the bucket yet.

[mr quick]

My laptop literally sounds like a fan and it's annoying and embarrassing when I sit in class with it.

 

I'm too lazy to clean it and also too lazy to get a job and work towards financing a new PC with greater hardware.

 

that's because it literally has a fan inside it

[paperbagdude]

 

My laptop literally sounds like a fan and it's annoying and embarrassing when I sit in class with it.

 

I'm too lazy to clean it and also too lazy to get a job and work towards financing a new PC with greater hardware.

 

that's because it literally has a fan inside it

 

I was referring to one of those big ass fans, fam.

 

[mr quick]

thanks for clarifying, fam.

[ten-a-penny]

Finding a proper Dragon race mod for Skyrim is f*cking impossible, ugh. I spent the last hour searching for any race-editing mod that suits my liking and all I found was either human-looking "creatures" or naked sluts. smh

 

 

Moments like this makes me want to get the CK, Google any antrho/two-legged dragons (or any "non-Tamriellic" race for that matter) and make one myself.

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

I'm genuinely wondering is Google is run by a bunch of idiots who try their hardest to make good things and then ruin them with updates. They got their heads out of their asses and stopped f*cking with YouTube. But now they've ruined Google Maps. Now I'm forced to use Google Earth if I want a satellite view of something. Don't want 3D on? Turn it off but the resolution will suck ass. Don't want it to suck ass? Use Lite Mode but then the map system as a whole sucks ass. God dammit Google, nobody likes your god damn Google Earth, get rid of the god damn sh*t and bring back regular Satellite view!