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Some people wanna support the forums, m8. GTAF is the only site where I have AdBlock disabled.

 

EDIT: Also, I think the ads are based on your browsing history or some sh*t.. I just get a bunch of ads from CarGurus and then some more about vinyl records.

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I keep refreshing the index to support the forums and not a penny do THEY pay me out of those millions THEY make out of MY efforts.

 

I'm incognito, never leave create history on family tablet. I'm so obsessed about words.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah, yeah, I'm about to call it a night.

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I keep refreshing the index to support the forums and not a penny do THEY pay me out of those millions THEY make out of MY efforts.

 

They repay you by letting you wear that pip :p

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Bro, you don't get it?

im a selfless monk. What's your is mine. Or the other way round. Or both.

im not capable of possessions. I might be possessed though.

 

 

 

The government is the problem. Fxck the government. Fxck NSA

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f*ck!!!

I did two session of Twitch totaling over 2 hours only to realize the game I'm playing is so old that my broadcast software can't stream it. I just had to delete 2+ hours of my little head in the corner window with game audio happening, but no game graphics. f*ck!!! And I really wanted to twitch Bad Mojo(and other really old games - I'll figure out a way).

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If III is making you grumpy, then you're in the right topic, afaic.

Well, I'd imagine that Shotgun Wielding Insta-Kill Mafia Types would make anyone Grumpy. :D

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Fighting Games. I have a love and hate relationship with them. So here i am playing Mortal Kombat Komplete which i got cause i have some friends come over so we play, anyways i decided to do the story mode, i played Injustice and i liked its story mode.

So im on Liu Kangs chapter and i swear that fight against Scorpion and Quan Chi is so f*cking frustrating, Especially Quan Chi his stupid teleporting move goddammit plus by some reason i keep messing up the combos for the special attack especially the bicycle kick which happens to be the only effective move this asshole has that works .. i must have restarted the match a dozen or so times.

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Fighting Games. I have a love and hate relationship with them. So here i am playing Mortal Kombat Komplete which i got cause i have some friends come over so we play, anyways i decided to do the story mode, i played Injustice and i liked its story mode.

 

So im on Liu Kangs chapter and i swear that fight against Scorpion and Quan Chi is so f*cking frustrating, Especially Quan Chi his stupid teleporting move goddammit plus by some reason i keep messing up the combos for the special attack especially the bicycle kick which happens to be the only effective move this asshole has that works .. i must have restarted the match a dozen or so times.

I feel ya. Fighting games are the few that would get me so riled up I'd almost wanna through my controller. But whenever you win a match or land a sick move, so satisfying. I have a craving for soul calibur 2 now...

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Last night I went to see Deadpool with my girlfriend. It was her idea. I'm not much for superhero films, and I feel like there's too many out now (and even more planned) for me to even get slightly caught up on. By the time I've watched them all and graced the relevant films with second viewings to make sure I haven't missed anything, I'll be queuing up for my pension muttering like Stan Lee whispering into a desk fan. Anyway, I get up to leave and let a couple up out of their row before me only to notice they'd brought a baby to the cinema. I was stunned - alright, the baby was about three or four months old and probably wouldn't know the word "fuck" if it was written on their highchair table but it isn't like the film is a slow moving, gently edited biopic about Morgan Freeman. It's full of explosions, loud music, tits and all that stuff. I'm surprised I didn't hear the little tyke crying. If you can afford cinema tickets nowadays, you can afford a babysitter.

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"But it's his first time! He'll remember it forever!" :turn:

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The baby was a girl, so they may develop unrealistic expectations about wise cracking anti-heroes in red spandex.

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The baby was a girl, so they may develop unrealistic expectations about wise cracking anti-heroes in red spandex.

Do you think the Parents/Guardians are irresponsible?

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Definitely irresponsible. If not for the content, it's more the environment and what potential discomfort it may have caused the baby. I know everybody has a different approach to parenting and different opinions on what is right for their child. I also know I have no background knowledge on their circumstances, but come on - a baby? It's not on.

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The baby's not going to understand the content, but the loud noises and dark, cramped environment must have caused the lass some discomfort. It's also a bit unfair to other cinema-goers to bring a baby to the cinema.

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@Craig - Paragraphs, some line spacing or just hitting Enter every now and then (even if in the middle), would help a lot on reading through your posts.

 

Don't get me wrong, I like most of what I've deciphered so far.

Friendly advise & just sayin'.

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@Craig - Paragraphs, some line spacing or just hitting Enter every now and then (even if in the middle), would help a lot on reading through your posts.

 

Don't get me wrong, I like most of what I've deciphered so far.

Friendly advise & just sayin'.

 

Advice*

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@Craig - Paragraphs, some line spacing or just hitting Enter every now and then (even if in the middle), would help a lot on reading through your posts.

 

Don't get me wrong, I like most of what I've deciphered so far.

Friendly advise & just sayin'.

You struggled reading seven lines?

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Lot of conjunctions and commas in there, Craig. I don't know about him but I did struggle.

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Even threw a question mark in there, the madman.

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make total destroy

subjecting your baby to a superhero movie is child abuse imo

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@Kirsty - F*ck me and that misspelled s/c autocorrect (hardly some English native...).

 

@Craig - Yep, I did.

It's kinda "cool", I guess - no punctuation, though if some punctuation was used it would be kinda "cooler".

I just need to enter on my "8y old daughter's mode" and I'll fully understand it.

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@Eram your autocorrect corrects advice to advise? Very active autocorrect, only believes in verbs. I like that.

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Shame on me !!!

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I don't f*cking spend £24 a week on bus fair only for them to be f*cking late!

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i hate summer because of the f*cking insects

 

f*ck moths

 

 

that a a north east thing? cos i swear ive never had a problem with moths..theyre practically bloody butterflies. i dont generally get bit by insects anyway..must be the maltese blood or summin

 

there was a rumour a few years back marilyn manson got two ribs removed to suck his own dick maybe look into that

 

 

that was a rumour about Prince afaik

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i hate summer because of the f*cking insects

 

f*ck moths

 

 

that a a north east thing? cos i swear ive never had a problem with moths..theyre practically bloody butterflies. i dont generally get bit by insects anyway..must be the maltese blood or summin

It's not that moths bite, they're just annoying f*cks. If they aren't flying around the light, they're all up in your face.

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Last night I went to see Deadpool with my girlfriend. It was her idea. I'm not much for superhero films, and I feel like there's too many out now (and even more planned) for me to even get slightly caught up on. By the time I've watched them all and graced the relevant films with second viewings to make sure I haven't missed anything, I'll be queuing up for my pension muttering like Stan Lee whispering into a desk fan. Anyway, I get up to leave and let a couple up out of their row before me only to notice they'd brought a baby to the cinema. I was stunned - alright, the baby was about three or four months old and probably wouldn't know the word "fuck" if it was written on their highchair table but it isn't like the film is a slow moving, gently edited biopic about Morgan Freeman. It's full of explosions, loud music, tits and all that stuff. I'm surprised I didn't hear the little tyke crying. If you can afford cinema tickets nowadays, you can afford a babysitter.

Agreed. Thankfully my theater has a section where it is adults only. Worth the extra cash IMO.

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i hate summer because of the f*cking insects

 

f*ck moths

 

that a a north east thing? cos i swear ive never had a problem with moths..theyre practically bloody butterflies. i dont generally get bit by insects anyway..must be the maltese blood or summin

 

there was a rumour a few years back marilyn manson got two ribs removed to suck his own dick maybe look into that

 

that was a rumour about Prince afaik

That rumour about Maz has been going around for years.

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i hate summer because of the f*cking insects

 

f*ck moths

 

that a a north east thing? cos i swear ive never had a problem with moths..theyre practically bloody butterflies. i dont generally get bit by insects anyway..must be the maltese blood or summin

 

there was a rumour a few years back marilyn manson got two ribs removed to suck his own dick maybe look into that

 

that was a rumour about Prince afaik

That rumour about Maz has been going around for years.

 

i heard the rumor about manson when i was in high school in the 90s lol

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