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f*ckin nothing to do this f*ckin weekend like r u serious?

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NO f*ckING WAY!!!

 

Hear me out.

 

So I haven't played GTA III since it's initial PC release(not counting sampling it on 360 and Android). Bottom line is I forget/forgot most of the last half of the game. Friday night is computer night here in my house which means my wife is in her adjoining office playing games. That also means I can't Twitch broadcast because it would just be endless mocking from her.

 

Anyway I just finished the last mission in III which takes the game to the credits. It took me nearly all week of endless attempts while streaming. So tonight when I finally finished it wasn't captured. I didn't realize it was the final mission. f*ck!!!!

 

 

*side note: I did complete it once while streaming but the game locked up when it should have gone to the cut scene. Also, I may force myself to replay it tonight(after the wife leaves) so that I can feel I completed the broadcast.

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Well, you know what this means - people will be watching you do taxi missions instead! Only thing I can think of is downloading a save and streaming from an earlier point. Not only will people not know the difference, but you'll have done the missions already so they'll be a little easier.

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I have my save right before the mission. I'm cool to replay it...just not sure if I have the energy and drive since it took me nearly a week to successfully complete. That and next up is Bad Mojo and I've been kinda chomping at the bit to play it since I haven't played it since it's release in '96.

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I have my save right before the mission. I'm cool to replay it...just not sure if I have the energy and drive since it took me nearly a week to successfully complete. That and next up is Bad Mojo and I've been kinda chomping at the bit to play it since I haven't played it since it's release in '96.

 

If you get the AP Stretch early on in the game that mission becomes somewhat of a breeze since you can run the majority of them down with it and then use it for cover to pop the guys up on the stairs ;)

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I have my save right before the mission. I'm cool to replay it...just not sure if I have the energy and drive since it took me nearly a week to successfully complete. That and next up is Bad Mojo and I've been kinda chomping at the bit to play it since I haven't played it since it's release in '96.

 

If you get the AP Stretch early on in the game that mission becomes somewhat of a breeze since you can run the majority of them down with it and then use it for cover to pop the guys up on the stairs ;)

 

Trust me. I'd love to continue this conversation but Voodoo or someone might tell us to take it to the III section...and I'm not about to do that.

 

But holy f*ck - any stretch would make that drive from your safehouse to the start of the mission take like forever. I need a Stinger for that leg of the run and even then I seem to manage to crash and explode them on my way.

 

When I try the 'run the guys' over technique I always exploded so I gave up with that approach.

 

 

Oh and hey...for the record. Even though I've been playing video games forever I have never claimed to be any good. I only claim skills at Donkey Kong arcade(and maybe the original Punch Out).

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If III is making you grumpy, then you're in the right topic, afaic.

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I have my save right before the mission. I'm cool to replay it...just not sure if I have the energy and drive since it took me nearly a week to successfully complete. That and next up is Bad Mojo and I've been kinda chomping at the bit to play it since I haven't played it since it's release in '96.

 

If you get the AP Stretch early on in the game that mission becomes somewhat of a breeze since you can run the majority of them down with it and then use it for cover to pop the guys up on the stairs ;)

 

Trust me. I'd love to continue this conversation but Voodoo or someone might tell us to take it to the III section...and I'm not about to do that.

 

But holy f*ck - any stretch would make that drive from your safehouse to the start of the mission take like forever. I need a Stinger for that leg of the run and even then I seem to manage to crash and explode them on my way.

 

When I try the 'run the guys' over technique I always exploded so I gave up with that approach.

 

 

Oh and hey...for the record. Even though I've been playing video games forever I have never claimed to be any good. I only claim skills at Donkey Kong arcade(and maybe the original Punch Out).

 

 

thats where the AP Stretch comes in useful :p If 3 works like VC you should just be able to leave the Stretch near the entrance of the dam and itll stay. Since this is grumpy thread and I don't wanna be off topic f*ck sony vegas

 

no real reason why apart from it crashing alot

 

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f*ckin nothing to do this f*ckin weekend like r u serious?

Same! I thought I was going to the movies tonight with my friend but apparently he's going with some girl I presume it's ok but... It makes me lowkey mad and now as I'm typing this my brother has pissed me off 😡 Edited by AboveAndBeyoncé
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> tell parents certain entheogens/psychedelics can help treat depression and social anxiety amongst certain other mental issues.

> wont let go of their stigmas and they tell me to give them a reputable source, I tell them they could be biased, they say I'm being biased.

> I tell them Ph.D.s Of the the John Hopkins university of medicine have written extensive reports backing that psychedelics could be used to treat mental issues. ( John Hopkins university of medicine is like the top school of medicine in America btw)

> parents say their research is biased. They imply Ph. D.s write biased reports of their research.

 

This is probably the 8th time we've had this conversation.

 

It sucks because they say they want to help me, and I believe assisted psychedelic therapy could honestly be the key to retiring my brain to stop viewing the world so negatively. But they just won't let go of their stigma.

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f*ckin nothing to do this f*ckin weekend like r u serious?

Same! I thought I was going to the movies tonight with my friend but apparently he's going with some girl I presume it's ok but... It makes me lowkey mad and now as I'm typing this my brother has pissed me off

 

 

tell girl he has an std so she stays away from him, make plans with him then cancel to go f*ck her then film it and send it to him

 

i got bathory motives

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f*ckin nothing to do this f*ckin weekend like r u serious?

Same! I thought I was going to the movies tonight with my friend but apparently he's going with some girl I presume it's ok but... It makes me lowkey mad and now as I'm typing this my brother has pissed me off

 

 

tell girl he has an std so she stays away from him, make plans with him then cancel to go f*ck her then film it and send it to him

 

i got bathory motives

 

 

lol.

 

Also protip don't listen to blaze.

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-Sorry I just need to say it somewhere and since this is where I was bitching-

 

I managed to replay and complete the final credits mission in GTA III again - this time with camera. Took an hour...but I've been drinking and such.

 

Oh wait. Ya know what? I will be grumpy. I touched on it elsewhere but anyway...GTA III is not that great of a game. It was totally ground breaking for its open worldness at the time but all in all it isn't that great. The story is so disjointed, shallow and near pointless; A weak vehicle to transition between the minigame/missions.

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Oh wait. Ya know what? I will be grumpy. I touched on it elsewhere but anyway...GTA III is not that great of a game. It was totally ground breaking for its open worldness at the time but all in all it isn't that great. The story is so disjointed, shallow and near pointless; A weak vehicle to transition between the minigame/missions.

You have to applaud it was the first of his kind, it is outdated but was the sh*t back on the day, better than Driver miami or other sandbox.

 

IMO gta 1 and 2 are utter sh*t by today standards.

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f*ckin nothing to do this f*ckin weekend like r u serious?

Same! I thought I was going to the movies tonight with my friend but apparently he's going with some girl I presume it's ok but... It makes me lowkey mad and now as I'm typing this my brother has pissed me off

 

 

tell girl he has an std so she stays away from him, make plans with him then cancel to go f*ck her then film it and send it to him

 

i got bathory motives

 

 

lol.

 

Also protip don't listen to blaze.

 

 

atleast i dont put my password openly in irc you venezuelan c*nt

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Oh wait. Ya know what? I will be grumpy. I touched on it elsewhere but anyway...GTA III is not that great of a game. It was totally ground breaking for its open worldness at the time but all in all it isn't that great. The story is so disjointed, shallow and near pointless; A weak vehicle to transition between the minigame/missions.

You have to applaud it was the first of his kind, it is outdated but was the sh*t back on the day, better than Driver miami or other sandbox.

 

IMO gta 1 and 2 are utter sh*t by today standards.

 

More than applaud. It was groundbreaking and it made you sh*t your pants back when. It's just that sometimes when you revisit sh*t on the pedestal you just go 'meh'.

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AboveAndBeyoncé

 

 

f*ckin nothing to do this f*ckin weekend like r u serious?

Same! I thought I was going to the movies tonight with my friend but apparently he's going with some girl I presume it's ok but... It makes me lowkey mad and now as I'm typing this my brother has pissed me off

 

tell girl he has an std so she stays away from him, make plans with him then cancel to go f*ck her then film it and send it to him

 

i got bathory motives

That's great idea I should use it but then I'd feel like an asshole because that's a major cock block move lol :D
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get a threesome started then

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The Dedito Gae

Is hard to be grumpy with f*ckers like Blaze.

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all about positivity n sh*t @ dr wga lamborghini try the sh*t in that vid

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sharing is caring

 

unless its stds

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Y duz it hav 2 b 2 folders 4 program files on 64bit cystms?

 

I keep having to open both in order to browse for a program when a file type isn't associated to any..speeeeedbreaker gettouttamaway.

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it's to do with keeping 32bit and 64bit programs in seperate places so there's no conflict between dlls or some sh*t

 

also just pin said program to start menu

 

done

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O I C

 

Pinning wasn't a solution in this case though. It was the .eml files for which I downloaded a free eml reader. The file type wasn't associated to any program so had to browse twice or thrice for the exe as I kept missing the checkbox to set it to default in hurry.

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The Dedito Gae

sharing is caring

 

Would you share your girlfriend then?
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atleast i dont put my password openly in irc you venezuelan c*nt

 

 

 

Yeah, haha Tomasak is such an idiot, right?

 

hue

 

 

 

 

Is hard to be grumpy with f*ckers like Blaze.

 

Get off his dick u f*ck

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The Dedito Gae

 

Is hard to be grumpy with f*ckers like Blaze.

Get off his dick u f*ck

Lol

Just saying he makes me laugh you clitface.

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Would you share your girlfriend then?

 

 

yeah bruv hit me up spitroast

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The ads on here make me pissed too often.

 

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No Facebook, I don't want you in my life. Stop targeting my emotions for friends, family and country. I don't belong to anyone.

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