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I'll answer you back, just after I'll dare to stop LOOKING AT YOUR AVATAR.

Hope you won't get perma banned meanwhile...

stare at it. patrick wants your soul.

 

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You know what f*cks me off?

Omfg this is obviously the best thing I have ever read OMFG I'M LOSING IT ON HOW FUNNY IT WAS. (Honestly, it was pretty damn funny. I ain't joking. You deserve a gold medal.)

 

Thanks?Don't pay him no mind he seems like a troll wanting attention from my perspective
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You know what f*cks me off?

Omfg this is obviously the best thing I have ever read OMFG I'M LOSING IT ON HOW FUNNY IT WAS. (Honestly, it was pretty damn funny. I ain't joking. You deserve a gold medal.)

 

Thanks?
Don't pay him no mind he seems like a troll wanting attention from my perspective

 

How do you know somebody's seeking attention and not being nice and getting a laugh out of someones comment? Did you ask?

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For the first time this year, I've just seen someone describe something as "the one". The one what? How is coffee "the one"? What is it the one of? I agree it's one cup of coffee, but to brand it as "the one" seems a little hyperbolic. What if you have a better cup, does that push "the one" coffee to "the second" or "the two"? I'd like to know which brands rank where on this all-praising list.

My father do this all the time. "Hey, would get me <something here that, instead of saying what it is he end up saying that>?" and if I didn't give him what he wants he start yelling.

 

Well, how about you TELL ME the name of <that> object instead? :angry:

 

Just lost a 2TB striped drive. f*ck!!!!!...It was my games drive.

 

But f*ck all that...I don't even care what saves I may lose it's just the f*cking time it is going to take to recover.

 

f*ck!!!!

Ugh. You reminded me of my loss of my PS2's memory card. Well, I didn't *lose* it but it got mixed up with my father's friend's son. His PS2 for some reason didn't want to save and I tried using his memory cards and my memory card.... only to forget pulling my memory cards back.

 

I lost....

  1. GTA:SA's 100% run (Tags were the only thing left);
  2. Digimon Rumble Arena 2 (with only ONE f*cker that was left to unlock);
  3. Ratchet: Gladiator (Deadlock in American version);
  4. Ace Combat 5 and all the stupid planes I unlocked;
  5. Spyro: A Hero's Tail 100% playthrough (same case with #1, only about 1-3 crystals left to 100%).

 

 

 

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Gnocchi Flip Flops

I'm mad that I got mad this past week and wasted my time being mad.

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You know what pisses people off?

 

When they ask directions. For example, say you saw someone from Colarado, and they're going to NYC. You'd think they'd done all their planning to find a hotel, but they go ahead and ask you instead, interrupting your conversation.

 

 

Yes, because obviously when you plan ahead, it is entirely impossible for anything to then go wrong.

 

idiot

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You know what pisses people off?

 

When they ask directions. For example, say you saw someone from Colarado, and they're going to NYC. You'd think they'd done all their planning to find a hotel, but they go ahead and ask you instead, interrupting your conversation.

 

 

Yes, because obviously when you plan ahead, it is entirely impossible for anything to then go wrong.

 

idiot

 

If you can read you would see (below)

 

 

 

You'd think they'd done all their planning to find a hotel, but they go ahead and ask you instead, interrupting your conversation. (That is, if you're even in a conversation, or reading while having a coffee.

 

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If you can read you would see (below)

 

 

 

 

Yes, because obviously when you plan ahead, it is entirely impossible for anything to then go wrong.

 

idiot

 

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@Krashadam Not everyone can buy a map you know.

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Definitely if it's about my home state.

 

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Is your alien cosplaying Kratos?

 

Nah, it's for Bowie. I need a Star Trek thing in there somewhere....

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If you can read you would see (below)

 

 

 

 

Yes, because obviously when you plan ahead, it is entirely impossible for anything to then go wrong.

 

idiot

 

 

 

The idiot part wasn't needed...

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The Dedito Gae

 

 

If you can read you would see (below)

 

 

 

 

 

Yes, because obviously when you plan ahead, it is entirely impossible for anything to then go wrong.

 

idiot

 

The idiot part wasn't needed...

After reading your posts, i say it was needed.
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AboveAndBeyoncé

 

 

 

 

You know what f*cks me off?

Omfg this is obviously the best thing I have ever read OMFG I'M LOSING IT ON HOW FUNNY IT WAS. (Honestly, it was pretty damn funny. I ain't joking. You deserve a gold medal.)

 

Thanks?
Don't pay him no mind he seems like a troll wanting attention from my perspective

 

How do you know somebody's seeking attention and not being nice and getting a laugh out of someones comment? Did you ask? it looks pretty sarcastic in my eyes....

 

But anyways I'm grumpy cause my friend gets bitchy if I don't text him any time past two days since the last time we talked or texted, he thinks this is a relationship and it's not, I'm going need him to get his sh*t together 🙄

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You know what f*cks me off?

Omfg this is obviously the best thing I have ever read OMFG I'M LOSING IT ON HOW FUNNY IT WAS. (Honestly, it was pretty damn funny. I ain't joking. You deserve a gold medal.)

 

Thanks?
Don't pay him no mind he seems like a troll wanting attention from my perspective

 

How do you know somebody's seeking attention and not being nice and getting a laugh out of someones comment? Did you ask?it looks pretty sarcastic in my eyes....

Again, you didn't answer my question...

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If you can read you would see (below)

 

 

 

You'd think they'd done all their planning to find a hotel, but they go ahead and ask you instead, interrupting your conversation. (That is, if you're even in a conversation, or reading while having a coffee.

 

 

 

Ehh... Because sh*t happens? Maybe they were using their phone as a GPS and they lost signal, or they were using a map and accidentally took a wrong turn. Either way, is it really that big of a deal? You're more of an asshole than them if you feel the need to make such a big deal about someone asking a simple question. I mean for christs sake

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Horses aren't as hardy as they used to be. I live in the British countryside so people riding horses are commonplace. What happened to horses from cowboy films? You could have shoot outs, chase trains and even punch one drunk after being thrown out of a saloon. Now you have to carefully manoeuvre around them at a snail's pace, being careful not to make any noise whatsoever else you'll startle them. Horses have been coddled. Coddled I say.

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YouTuber's who do the whole "5 things I..." thing. Five things I hate about this car. Five reasons why I hate this car. Five things I love about this car. Five things I love about this toilet. Five things I hate about my girlfriend. Five things I'd love to f*ck. Et cetera.

 

How about Five Reasons Why I Should Unsubscribe?

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YouTuber's who do the whole "5 things I..." thing. Five things I hate about this car. Five reasons why I hate this car. Five things I love about this car. Five things I love about this toilet. Five things I hate about my girlfriend. Five things I'd love to f*ck. Et cetera.

 

How about Five Reasons Why I Should Unsubscribe?

 

 

Sounds like you've already made your decision, you don't need five reasons. I tend to watch a few videos before subscribing. I do like top 10 lists to some degree, but the content has to be something I give a sh*t about in the first place.

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Rest in Peace Savage Skies. You'll never be forgotten and I will miss you dearly.

 

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My poor ol' copy of Savage Skies started freezing to death. Open game, select Single Player. BANG, freeze. Restart PS2, select Single Player again, wanted to prove to my friend that Pytt is "that big schoolyard bully when controlled by the game, a peasant when controlled by the player" so I started a mission where Pytt is the "boss". Game froze as soon as I select my flyer (Ulamander). Pulled disc from PS2, turned out the thing is heavily scratched, even though I didn't pulled out the game for like forever.

 

 

 

R.I.P

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The Dedito Gae

Why the i'm not allowed to run in the f*cking pool area?

Bunch of gaiboys.

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Why the i'm not allowed to run in the f*cking pool area?

Bunch of gaiboys.

 

Just get some Aqua Socks bruh, then the gaibois cant stop OR catch you.

 

Plus,

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I mean, like, come on.

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changing "pussy wagon" to "catty wagon" in the grease live musical. that's dumb

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I hate it when people rant. My mum has been going on about Sainsbury's reward scheme for about ten minutes now.

C'mon, you're British... we know what irony is.

 

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PewDiePie has turned into a sh*tsucker. Making vlogs, hardly gaming (he did go back, but he played Undertale). The guy isn't himself anymore.

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PewDiePie has turned into a sh*tsucker. Making vlogs, hardly gaming (he did go back, but he played Undertale). The guy isn't himself anymore.

The guy was never really "himself". PewDiePie is a constructed character designed by Felix to appeal to a certain audience. The real "PewDiePie" (aka Felix) is only really seen in vlogs, unless his vlogs have changed recently.

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PewDiePie has turned into a sh*tsucker. Making vlogs, hardly gaming (he did go back, but he played Undertale). The guy isn't himself anymore.

The guy was never really "himself". PewDiePie is a constructed character designed by Felix to appeal to a certain audience. The real "PewDiePie" (aka Felix) is only really seen in vlogs, unless his vlogs have changed recently.

 

The PewDiePie I remember was a gamer who actually made people laugh. Now he's just f*cking boring.

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I really don't understand why the UK has started to name storms all of a sudden. We're already on the letter I and its only been six weeks. At this rate we'll have reset by March and it won't be long until we start scraping the barrel for names that don't sound utterly ridiculous for a storm. Names like Harry and Frank are all well and good but it won't be long until we have to start using Susan, Tarquin and Christopher. These names belong to elderly characters in a Catherine Cookson novella, not a storm. I don't even know why we're naming them. For the frequency we experience them, you may as well name sunny days instead. That way they'll be easier to reference.

 

"Remember Sunny Day Sally?"

"Ah yes. It was a fine four hours."

 

Ridiculous. I think what we should do is tax everyone who shares the name of the storm and then they have to pool together and help pay for the damages it causes. That will put a stop to this senseless fetishism and anthropomorphism of weather conditions that could potentially kill the weak and vulnerable.

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I really don't understand why the UK has started to name storms all of a sudden. We're already on the letter I and its only been six weeks. At this rate we'll have reset by March and it won't be long until we start scraping the barrel for names that don't sound utterly ridiculous for a storm. Names like Harry and Frank are all well and good but it won't be long until we have to start using Susan, Tarquin and Christopher. These names belong to elderly characters in a Catherine Cookson novella, not a storm. I don't even know why we're naming them. For the frequency we experience them, you may as well name sunny days instead. That way they'll be easier to reference.

 

"Remember Sunny Day Sally?"

"Ah yes. It was a fine four hours."

 

Ridiculous. I think what we should do is tax everyone who shares the name of the storm and then they have to pool together and help pay for the damages it causes. That will put a stop to this senseless fetishism and anthropomorphism of weather conditions that could potentially kill the weak and vulnerable.

 

It's dumb as all hell. It's not as if high winds are uncommon in winter in a country in the northern hemisphere that is exposed to cold winds from the Atlantic and the Arctic(!) I'm starting to question whether these days of inclement weather should actually be classified as storms. People are too soft in this country when it comes to dealing with slightly interesting weather. What makes me laugh is that we've not had a proper winter in about 4 years yet people start loosing their sh*t over some wind.

 

Personally, I blame Coldplay, who are just a Radiohead tribute band which occasionally transition into a U2 tribute band (all of whom I cannot stand).

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What annoys me about storms, is not the whole naming thing, as I can see where they are coming from. No what annoys me is that when it's blowing a chuffing gale outside they send some poor shmuck of a journalist to stand on some wave battered, windy and rainy as f*ck promenade getting smacked over the face with everything that the elements can think of to throw at them... for what?!?... just to make a point that it's blowing a f*cking hurricane... we get it, just prop yourself up in a pub and point the camera outside the window. We don't need your death taped for posterity just to prove a point that it's not exactly sunbathing weather.

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