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f*cking kids probably like 15-16 who congregate around shops on a friday just waiting for some unsuspecting c*nt (in this case me) to appear at which point you get hounded with requests of going in and buying their alcohol for the friday night session

 

now i cant lie i drank underage but i didnt stand outside f*cking shops asking strangers to go and buy alcohol for me

you should buy them some O'Douls

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i dont know what that is im guessing non alcoholic sh*t

 

usually you get asked to buy this which is f*cking rocket fuel

 

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but not rocket fuel in a good way more in the sense if you make it through a whole bottle of that sh*t youll be puking with enough force to send a rocket off

 

absolutely grim one way ticket to puking a hangover and a loss of dignity

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^^^ I guess the temp ban didn't helped you much, just sayin'.

 

It did... just that it doesn't help people try and pick at people who don't want another argument.

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If you don't want arguments, don't reply to them, or at least in a way that isn't light-hearted ;)

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im pretty sure the first couple post on the day you joined, you were starting arguments. it was nothing positive you came in and started attacking. that sh*t don't fly

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f*cking kids probably like 15-16 who congregate around shops on a friday just waiting for some unsuspecting c*nt (in this case me) to appear at which point you get hounded with requests of going in and buying their alcohol for the friday night session

 

now i cant lie i drank underage but i didnt stand outside f*cking shops asking strangers to go and buy alcohol for me

Just take their money, say "thanks for the donation", and leave. I did that once.

 

What're they gonna do? Run to their parents that someone walked off with the money they were going to use to get someone to buy them alcohol?

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Maybe it's because I'm from the London area, but my first thought to "What're they gonna do" is stab ya

 

those kids that hang out to ask for alcohol/cigarettes are the kind of idiots that'd do that, really

 

either way yeah they still suck

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ye if i did that id prolly get f*cking jumped lol

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This.

 

See something you agree with?

 

This.

 

This this this. Stfu. If all you're gonna say is "this" then like the damn comment and move on you little sh*t.

 

/rantotd

 

Back in the day, you'd get warnings for it (as did I).

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If you don't want arguments, don't reply to them, or at least in a way that isn't light-hearted ;)

 

How is this "light hearted?"

 

You know what f*cks me off?

Omfg this is obviously the best thing I have ever read OMFG I'M LOSING IT ON HOW FUNNY IT WAS. (Honestly, it was pretty damn funny. I ain't joking. You deserve a gold medal.)

 

^How?

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Maybe it's because I'm from the London area, but my first thought to "What're they gonna do" is stab ya

 

those kids that hang out to ask for alcohol/cigarettes are the kind of idiots that'd do that, really

 

either way yeah they still suck

He's from the US though so "shoot you" would probably be more accurate. :p
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You know what pisses people off?

 

When they ask directions. For example, say you saw someone from Colarado, and they're going to NYC. You'd think they'd done all their planning to find a hotel, but they go ahead and ask you instead, interrupting your conversation.

 

Which also reminds me of another thing that pisses people off. It's when people ask if you have any change, or randomly say something stupid while you're talking with another person. Of all the people they can ask, they ask you the stupidest f*cking question of all. "Do you have change to spare for a coffee? Haha, that's funny, you got into a car accident." Why the f*ck do people do this sh*t?

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So, Krashadam came back from his temp ban?

 

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Yay!

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So, Krashadam came back from his temp ban?

 

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Yay!

 

I'm sorry, but in order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though.

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I'll answer you back, just after I'll dare to stop LOOKING AT YOUR AVATAR.

Hope you won't get perma banned meanwhile...

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Ah, here we go again.

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You know what pisses people off?

 

When they ask directions. For example, say you saw someone from Colarado, and they're going to NYC. You'd think they'd done all their planning to find a hotel, but they go ahead and ask you instead, interrupting your conversation.

Really?

 

Like would it kill you to kindly shut the f*ck up and help the poor guy?

 

You know what pisses me off? Melts who are too stuck up to help someone with something simple like getting directions.

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For the first time this year, I've just seen someone describe something as "the one". The one what? How is coffee "the one"? What is it the one of? I agree it's one cup of coffee, but to brand it as "the one" seems a little hyperbolic. What if you have a better cup, does that push "the one" coffee to "the second" or "the two"? I'd like to know which brands rank where on this all-praising list.

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Maybe it's because I'm from the London area, but my first thought to "What're they gonna do" is stab ya

 

those kids that hang out to ask for alcohol/cigarettes are the kind of idiots that'd do that, really

 

either way yeah they still suck

He's from the US though so "shoot you" would probably be more accurate. :p

 

Word.

They shoot first ask for change later.

 

I don't go anywhere after-hours screw that noise.

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For the first time this year, I've just seen someone describe something as "the one". The one what? How is coffee "the one"? What is it the one of? I agree it's one cup of coffee, but to brand it as "the one" seems a little hyperbolic. What if you have a better cup, does that push "the one" coffee to "the second" or "the two"? I'd like to know which brands rank where on this all-praising list.

 

when people say the one here it's like f*ck how do i explain this

 

its just really good i guess

 

like youre dehydrated as f*ck and finally get a drink - thats the one

 

i guess its insinuating its the best

 

retarded but theres worse words out there i guess

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You know what pisses people off?

 

Colarado

*Colorado.

 

Yeah, that pisses me off. It's first, but still...

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You know what pisses people off?

 

Colarado

*Colorado.

 

Yeah, that pisses me off. It's first, but still...

 

Nothing goes unnoticed by the Alien. :p

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Definitely if it's about my home state.

 

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I knew it, you're from that keppler's newly found planet that circles Colorado State's white star @ the US's flag constelation.

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Nice avatar, AlienTwo. It's amazing how it captures all the things you love so neatly.

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Definitely if it's about my home state.

 

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Is your alien cosplaying Kratos?
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Just lost a 2TB striped drive. f*ck!!!!!...It was my games drive.

 

But f*ck all that...I don't even care what saves I may lose it's just the f*cking time it is going to take to recover.

 

f*ck!!!!

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Just lost a 2TB striped drive. f*ck!!!!!...It was my games drive.

 

But f*ck all that...I don't even care what saves I may lose it's just the f*cking time it is going to take to recover.

 

f*ck!!!!

 

I feel you, I recently lost a 1TB drive whilst moving house. Had some stuff I probably won't find again. I really should install one of those alarms on it that screeches at you when you whistle.

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Gnocchi Flip Flops

Just lost a 2TB striped drive. f*ck!!!!!...It was my games drive.

 

But f*ck all that...I don't even care what saves I may lose it's just the f*cking time it is going to take to recover.

 

f*ck!!!!

I would bang my head against a wall. Damn! That sucks!

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