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I'm fine with feral cats, so long as they don't attack MY cat and eat her food while leaving her starve. :die:

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El Perro y El Gato Boutique.

We call them Pet Shops.

Some do have weird names like for example; El Perro y El Gato Boutique. :p
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Skyrim is really testing my f*cking patience right now. Just reinstalled the f*cking game 3 or 4 days ago and when I wanted to turn on the DLC's/mod stuff the list is f*cking blank.

 

 

If I'm gonna be stuck playing the f*cking stock version of the game, I'll just play the f*cking game on the PS3. At least it ins't as glitchy.

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Just ham and bread? Savage...

Word.

 

You have to slap tons of Mayo in between the ham and bread. Tons.

 

I'm currently grumpy because I ran out of Mayo.

 

Mayo?!?!

 

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Satan's Man Fat deserves no place on this Earth

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how the f*ck do the cats get INSIDE your house

 

gr8 house security there kiddo

 

 

also i put mayo on bacon its f*cking dank son

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Just ham and bread? Savage...

Word.

 

You have to slap tons of Mayo in between the ham and bread. Tons.

 

I'm currently grumpy because I ran out of Mayo.

 

Mayo?!?!

 

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Satan's Man Fat deserves no place on this Earth

 

Mayo is God's gift to bread, meat, chicken, fries.... good good Crokey. Maybe it's the lack of Mayo making your tits so bad? Try eating some and you might not have the worst tits after all.

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how the f*ck do the cats get INSIDE your house

 

gr8 house security there kiddo

 

 

also i put mayo on bacon its f*cking dank son

you guys dont have BLT's over there?

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how the f*ck do the cats get INSIDE your house

 

gr8 house security there kiddo

 

 

also i put mayo on bacon its f*cking dank son

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Not a single animal is *inside* the house. All of them are outside. Even my cat. E: In the garden if you haven't noticed by now.

 

Quit making sh*t up, dude. smh

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Bleh. I got to school early to find parking and I found parking right away. I've been waiting for like 15 minutes. I have around 10 more minutes to walk over to class.

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cats suck yeah

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how the f*ck do the cats get INSIDE your house

 

gr8 house security there kiddo

 

 

also i put mayo on bacon its f*cking dank son

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Not a single animal is *inside* the house. All of them are outside. Even my cat. E: In the garden if you haven't noticed by now.

 

Quit making sh*t up, dude. smh

 

 

 

 

how the f*ck are they stealing your cats food then stop feeding it outside????????????

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Coming from a cat magnet, I actually kinda feel his pain.

 

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how the f*ck are they stealing your cats food then stop feeding it outside????????????

 

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BECAUSE I CAN'T GET THE F*CKING CAT INSIDE THE GODDAMN HOUSE.

I'm not even gonna bother anymore.

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Coming from a cat magnet, I actually kinda feel his pain.

 

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how the f*ck are they stealing your cats food then stop feeding it outside????????????

 

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BECAUSE I CAN'T GET THE F*CKING CAT INSIDE THE GODDAMN HOUSE.

I'm not even gonna bother anymore.

i think his point is. why don't you guys stop feeding the cats, then they will stop coming

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as someone who has had 4 cats and a multitude of other animals you're either a sh*tty owner or an idiot

 

so do you just leave the cat outside 24/7 365? anyone with 2 brain cells could figure out the feral cats are only coming because you keep putting the f*cking food outside just wait until the cat is actually indoors to feed it its not hard to domesticate a cat

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as someone who has had 4 cats and a multitude of other animals you're either a sh*tty owner or an idiot

 

so do you just leave the cat outside 24/7 365? anyone with 2 brain cells could figure out the feral cats are only coming because you keep putting the f*cking food outside just wait until the cat is actually indoors to feed it its not hard to domesticate a cat

Here, let me re-spell it for you:

I

CAN'T

LET

MY

F&CKING

CAT

INSIDE

THE

EFFING

HOUSE.

SHE

MUST

STAY

OUTSIDE

EVEN

IF

I

WANT

HER

TO

BE

INSIDE

I

f*ckING

CAN'T.

I can't get the f*cking fur ball inside the goddamn house. Not because its f*cking hard, but because my parents are retards. They don't want a f*cking animal inside the f*cking house.

 

 

Please tell me you can read. For f*ck's sakes.

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I'm quickly beginning to wish I couldn't...

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today:

 

someone stole my diet coke out of the fridge at work.

i stepped in dog sh*t coming back from lunch.

some old hoe with a receding hairline stole a seat i was going for on the bus home, it had the most leg room.

rock* deletes most of my saved outfits and resets my crew rank to 2.

 

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At least my girlfriends cat chases feral cats away. The guy always comes for food at night with another scratch or missing a bit of hair somewhere. He earns his keep.

Our local government supplies cat traps for feral cats and non-registered cats. Seem that the gov treats non-registered cats and feral cats as pests by law and will quickly do anything to stop them breeding and spreading.

Its a weird system, because it doesn't stop owners abandoning kittens all over the shop.

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I dont know why I keep coming back here. I dont know how to make f*cking friends an the ones I sorta clicked with here are long gone or moved on or I did a sh*t job. I treat gtaforums like facebook without a filter. Left facebook months ago for my sanity.

 

Disassociated. Grumpy with my inability to grasp human connection. Maybe it's the cherrytussin. Master lurker. The only f*cking reason I bought a ps4,twice, was for gta.

 

Just standing around being useless. Playing stupid. When there's nothing left to say, is it cause my minds rot or its all been done already?

 

Grasping in the dark for a connection to a humanity I gave up on, I reckon long ago.

 

Gtaforums an old modest mouse. Nostalgia stirrers. Reminders I belong no where an every where.

 

f*cking universe

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I love cats but feral cats are another story. I know it's not the same as whatever the hell is going on at Ten Penny's but in Australia feral cats are one the worst predators of native animals. They have been a major factor in a number of species becoming endangered or extinct. They get absolutely huge in the wild here. Feral cats weighing over 15 Kg's are relatively common in some parts of Australia (Maine Coon's weigh about 7.5Kgs for comparison) and they have no predators besides dingoes or eagles.

 

http://www.australiangeographic.com.au/topics/science-environment/2013/06/huge-feral-cats-wreaking-havoc-in-arnhem-land/

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I love cats but feral cats are another story. I know it's not the same as whatever the hell is going on at Ten Penny's but in Australia feral cats are one the worst predators of native animals. They have been a major factor in a number of species becoming endangered or extinct. They get absolutely huge in the wild here. Feral cats weighing over 15 Kg's are relatively common in some parts of Australia (Maine Coon's weigh about 7.5Kgs for comparison) and they have no predators besides dingoes or eagles.

 

http://www.australiangeographic.com.au/topics/science-environment/2013/06/huge-feral-cats-wreaking-havoc-in-arnhem-land/

Let's not forget that no matter how well fed a Cat is, it will kill for fun, not survival..

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Let's cut the petty bullsh*t please.

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Pretty grumpy since it seems that I have to clean my desk every day since there's so much dust in my room. Maybe it's just because it's glass and it shows more.. it's whatever, though. I don't mind cleaning but it's like three layers of dust show up every day.

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Pretty grumpy since it seems that I have to clean my desk every day since there's so much dust in my room. Maybe it's just because it's glass and it shows more.. it's whatever, though. I don't mind cleaning but it's like three layers of dust show up every day.

Yeah, you gotta pay in elbow geese for that classy glass.

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f*ck me, I got new tires for my car but apparently my hubcaps have a special key that most tire shops don't have and now I have to go find one myself.

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Yeah, you gotta pay in elbow geese for that classy glass.

 

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I had a pretty good day. That goose is starting to piss me off, though.

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> plays GTAV *CRASH*

> plays GTA:O *Kicked out of PSN + buggiest game I have ever experienced*

> plays AC4 *finding ships with Metal cargo is like finding a sane GTAO kid*

> plays AC3 *boring AF*

> plays GTA:SA [PC] *CRASH*

> plays PlayStation DooM Total Conversion (ala PlayStation DooM TC on PC) *can't remember map design, stuck in final map for The Ultimate DooM "Episode"*

> plays Skyrim *stupid game not registering .ESP files, forcing me to play a stock Skyrim*

 

f*ck It, I'll go back to the PS2 era.

 

> plays Savage Skies *aimbot enemies are dangerous even on Easy difficulty*

> plays Biker Mice From Mars [PS2] *game is buggy as hell*

> plays Digimon 4 *ran away from GTAO's grindfest, fell right into another one*

> plays Crash: Tag Team *game is beyond boring, at least for Single Play*

> plays Ace Combat 5 *sh*tty controller is sh*tty which means I can't aim properly*

> plays Bakugan Battle Brawlers *may as well play Online and Digimon 4.... No.1 worst grindfest ever*

 

 

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