Grumpy Old Forumers

[dudclub55]

Ugh, we have a sex ed every year in January. we had our 3rd sex ed today, the tutor said "well I'm sure we've all been in relationships" No I bloody haven't, and at the end of the session she said "free condoms" that's my third unused condom .... and then I was in the canteen today with free a couple of friends and then their girlfriend(s) arrived, they left me. I'm there seeing everyone with their girlfriends and all I've got is a f*cking sandwich. I'm not ugly, wash/shower every day, ware aftershave, clear hair, be as nice as I can, don't act like a yob, don't ware my pants half way down my legs, dress smarty etc... girls like me, as a friend, they say I'm cute, and that's as far is it goes. it's horrible, I just want someone to hug, love, go on long walks with, hang out with, give gentle kisses to... and when you see everyone around you and your friends with other girlfriends, it's the worst feeling out...

 

f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck!

 

/rant

 

Just stop being picky and marry PsychoGamer already.

[AlienTwo]

I'm there seeing everyone with their girlfriends and all I've got is a f*cking sandwich.

Does it count that I'm jealous of you right now? I'm starving and would kill for a f*cking sandwich.

[GTA36362355]

Talking about dysfunctional families, I am grumpy because I will be returning home after the fiasco at my b-school. Apparently, my attendance was too low for the final semester as well and I cannot afford to live in this city without a job.

[Sombra]

forreal

 

atleast a sandwich wont leave you unexpectedly

[Aqua97]

 

I'm there seeing everyone with their girlfriends and all I've got is a f*cking sandwich.

Does it count that I'm jealous of you right now? I'm starving and would kill for a f*cking sandwich.

 

Are you sure, It's ham, unbuttered? Unbuttered sandwiches are the best.

Edited January 27, 2016 by Aqua

[AlienTwo]

Just ham and bread? Savage...

[ten-a-penny]

One of the stupid cat-lady-intruders got hit by a car when she was crossing the road, according to my father. I looked outside and I find the witch dead.

 

 

Good f*cking riddance. One intruder down. I hope the same thing happens with the f*cking army that took resident in our home.

[bodyparts]

 

I'm there seeing everyone with their girlfriends and all I've got is a f*cking sandwich.

Does it count that I'm jealous of you right now? I'm starving and would kill for a f*cking sandwich. You would kill for a lot of things, wouldn't you? Remind me to not mention the vanilla-glazed donut I'm currently holding in my hand. Wait, f*ck. Edited January 27, 2016 by HipsterHillbilly

[AlienTwo]

 

 

I'm there seeing everyone with their girlfriends and all I've got is a f*cking sandwich.

Does it count that I'm jealous of you right now? I'm starving and would kill for a f*cking sandwich.

You would kill for a lot of things, wouldn't you? Remind me to not mention the vanilla-glazed donut I'm currently hlding in my hand. Wait, f*ck.

 

Normally the donut would be tempting, but I know you Billy, and I know to stay far away from anything in your possession with a hole.

[PhillBellic]

What's the obsession about Sandwiches? Is that the new Forum Fad now?

[trip]

One of the stupid cat-lady-intruders got hit by a car when she was crossing the road, according to my father. I looked outside and I find the witch dead.

 

 

Good f*cking riddance. One intruder down. I hope the same thing happens with the f*cking army that took resident in our home.

Huh?

Is there some sort of background story to this that someone can point me to? Genuinely intrigued.

[make total destroy]

ten-a-penny has a bunch of stray cats living in/under his house or something

[trip]

Lots of cats in Whiterun.

 

 

 

 

Well...now I'm grumpy because ten-a-penny celebrated the untimely death of an innocent cat.

[PhillBellic]

Lots of cats in Whiterun.

 

 

 

 

Well...now I'm grumpy because ten-a-penny celebrated the untimely death of an innocent cat.

Bye bye, Ten-a-penny, Banned by Kirsty.

[Flachbau]

its all one big dysfunctional family

 

yes but most of the time it's less awkward so it's even better

[bodyparts]

 

 

 

I'm there seeing everyone with their girlfriends and all I've got is a f*cking sandwich.

Does it count that I'm jealous of you right now? I'm starving and would kill for a f*cking sandwich.

You would kill for a lot of things, wouldn't you? Remind me to not mention the vanilla-glazed donut I'm currently hlding in my hand. Wait, f*ck.

 

Normally the donut would be tempting, but I know you Billy, and I know to stay far away from anything in your possession with a hole.I f*cking love you for not writing something along with "I donut want to eat that", man.

 

But this pastry is decent. Atleast I don't think that my man, the donut-guy, has ejaculated on it.

 

sh*t, I took my time editing the llast post, so i'm just gonna post it here.

 

@aqua: When it feels like you're going through hell, keep going. Put your mind on something else, and all this won't feel that bad. Chances are you'll be lucky, due to your self esteem going up. It worked for me.

 

Either that, or holler at Paperbagdude. I hear he is selling brides at a discount

Edited January 27, 2016 by HipsterHillbilly

[Crokey]

 

 

 

I'm there seeing everyone with their girlfriends and all I've got is a f*cking sandwich.

Does it count that I'm jealous of you right now? I'm starving and would kill for a f*cking sandwich.

You would kill for a lot of things, wouldn't you? Remind me to not mention the vanilla-glazed donut I'm currently hlding in my hand. Wait, f*ck.

 

Normally the donut would be tempting, but I know you Billy, and I know to stay far away from anything in your possession with a hole.

 

See I'm grumpy now, cause all this talk of donuts, has me thinking of this...

 

http://i.imgur.com/GcunPtX.gifv

 

... and I want it

Edited January 27, 2016 by Crokey

[The Dedito Gae]

That donut was pregnant!!!

The horror...

[AlienTwo]

 

 

 

 

I'm there seeing everyone with their girlfriends and all I've got is a f*cking sandwich.

Does it count that I'm jealous of you right now? I'm starving and would kill for a f*cking sandwich.

You would kill for a lot of things, wouldn't you? Remind me to not mention the vanilla-glazed donut I'm currently hlding in my hand. Wait, f*ck.

 

Normally the donut would be tempting, but I know you Billy, and I know to stay far away from anything in your possession with a hole.

 

See I'm grumpy now, cause all this talk of donuts, has me thinking of this...

 

http://i.imgur.com/GcunPtX.gifv

 

... and I want it

 

Oh my god.... that looks amazing... I just discovered these to make at home and they are the next best thing to the Mall kiosk;

 

 

 

 

 

I just put them all into one pie pan and then cook em. Delicious. Sticky... heavenly.

[ten-a-penny]

ten-a-penny has a bunch of stray cats living in/under his house or something

That don't want to leave. Yes.

 

Well...now I'm grumpy because ten-a-penny celebrated the untimely death of an innocent cat.

Innocent? Innocent?! INNOCENT?!?!?

 

f*ck It. I'll intrude your house and for you to spoon-feed me then.

 

That bitch is NOWHERE near "innocent". She keep attacking my cat, forcing her to go away and steal her f*cking meal. Forcing me to stay outside and wait for my cat to finish her food before going inside again. Even her mother (my cat) do this.

 

The death of female cats/intruders will also mean male assholes leaving. My mother once spotted SEVEN EFFING CATS chasing the black one. smh

 

 

OT: Any advice on capturing feral asshats stray cats? I would like to do some hunting again.

[Sombra]

One of the stupid cat-lady-intruders got hit by a car when she was crossing the road, according to my father. I looked outside and I find the witch dead.

 

 

Good f*cking riddance. One intruder down. I hope the same thing happens with the f*cking army that took resident in our home.

 

i kno rite f*ck those cats that prolly got abandoned trying to find shelter so they dont f*ckin die only to get hit by a car

 

f*cker i hope you get hit by a car

[ten-a-penny]

i kno rite f*ck those cats that prolly got abandoned trying to find shelter so they dont f*ckin die only to get hit by a car

 

f*cker i hope you get hit by a car

Come back when an asshole attack your home, attacks YOU constantly, and eat the food YOU make and let you starve. Then you'll know what's my f*cking point.

[trip]

 

Well...now I'm grumpy because ten-a-penny celebrated the untimely death of an innocent cat.

 

Innocent? Innocent?! INNOCENT?!?!?

 

f*ck It. I'll intrude your house and for you to spoon-feed me then.

Sure. Meet ,Junior, one of the feral cats in my care.

Edited January 28, 2016 by trip

[ten-a-penny]

I have no issues with feral cats, but the problem is that these asshats steal MY cat's food. By force. Only for her to come back and whine for food again thanks to the said asshats. And since cat food isn't that common in the nearby supermarket (at least not anymore) I can't give her sh*t.

 

And I'm not gonna go to the nearby "meat store" and ask the clerk (he's a friend of my dad) to give me the chickens' remains, like their skin or some sh*t. I want my cat to eat proper healthy food, not junky remains. Which is why I'm complaining about feral cats in the first place.

[dudclub55]

Processed food is not proper. If you're soooo pro-healthy meat then go to the supermarket and buy them fresh lean meat.

[ten-a-penny]

Processed food is not proper. If you're soooo pro-healthy meat then go to the supermarket and buy them fresh lean meat.

These things are triple as expensive, and my father cringe over me buying a freaking chocolate bar which barely equals $3 LYD. What you're talking about means at least $14.

 

 

And because of this damn country I can't have any job where I can earn MY money to spend it however way I want, which means I'm basically buying all of this with my parents cash (I *may* have "worked" to get it but still). And the cat food I'm talking about is only for $1.5 IIRC.

[feckyerlife]

I'm beginning to really hate cats. My cat, about two or three times a day, will want to be let in and out of the house about ten times in half an hour even though we have a firetrucking cat flap which he refuses to use the little brat. If I don't let him in he'll cry really loudly and scratch the windows, and if I don't let him out he'll piss on the furniture. He'll wake me up several times a night wanting to be let in or out. He's constantly starting fights with the neighbour's cat in the middle of the street and almost gotten himself run over a few times because of it. I'll put food out for him, he'll eat a tiny bit then start crying for more. He'll go crazy and start running and jumping all over the house for no reason.

 

Wish I could tell my twelve year old self "Cats are the devil".

all dogs go to heaven, cats get 9 lives then go straight to hell.

[Star-Lord]

Just ham and bread? Savage...

Word.

 

You have to slap tons of Mayo in between the ham and bread. Tons.

 

I'm currently grumpy because I ran out of Mayo.

[ten-a-penny]

 

I'm beginning to really hate cats. My cat, about two or three times a day, will want to be let in and out of the house about ten times in half an hour even though we have a firetrucking cat flap which he refuses to use the little brat. If I don't let him in he'll cry really loudly and scratch the windows, and if I don't let him out he'll piss on the furniture. He'll wake me up several times a night wanting to be let in or out. He's constantly starting fights with the neighbour's cat in the middle of the street and almost gotten himself run over a few times because of it. I'll put food out for him, he'll eat a tiny bit then start crying for more. He'll go crazy and start running and jumping all over the house for no reason.

 

Wish I could tell my twelve year old self "Cats are the devil".

all dogs go to heaven, cats get 9 lives then go straight to hell.

 

In Friday I was hanging around with my family outside. We passed by a store that sells different types of animals (whatever you call these places in English). I saw small, beautiful lil' puppies.

 

I almost wanted to hug them. I'm weak towards animals.

[feckyerlife]

 

 

I'm beginning to really hate cats. My cat, about two or three times a day, will want to be let in and out of the house about ten times in half an hour even though we have a firetrucking cat flap which he refuses to use the little brat. If I don't let him in he'll cry really loudly and scratch the windows, and if I don't let him out he'll piss on the furniture. He'll wake me up several times a night wanting to be let in or out. He's constantly starting fights with the neighbour's cat in the middle of the street and almost gotten himself run over a few times because of it. I'll put food out for him, he'll eat a tiny bit then start crying for more. He'll go crazy and start running and jumping all over the house for no reason.

 

Wish I could tell my twelve year old self "Cats are the devil".

all dogs go to heaven, cats get 9 lives then go straight to hell.

 

In Friday I was hanging around with my family outside. We passed by a store that sells different types of animals (whatever you call these places in English). I saw small, beautiful lil' puppies.

 

I almost wanted to hug them. I'm weak towards animals.

 

i take it you dont classify cats as animals? good neither do i. also we call them....pet stores lol