Grumpy Old Forumers

[ten-a-penny]

 

And heat, f*ck heat, can't use my laptop without it overheating.

My old Toshiba got so hot that touching it was like touching a burner. You could fry some eggs on the side of that thing! I remember putting my M&M's a few inches away from it once and they melted.

 

 

Please tell me you're joking.

[am30]

 

Adele, please stop. We get it, you had a boyfriend once. Either sing something decent or kindly shuffle off into obscurity to a job in Poundland.

 

I'm grumpy because when I was driving some boxes to my new house, the classic rock station was playing some Alanis Morissette song from the '90s about irony.

 

 

As yes, the song that list a series of poorly timed coincidences. The only ironic thing in that song is the fact it's called Ironic yet doesn't list anything ironic!

 

 

quoted for truth

 

f*ck adele

 

now it seems every c*nt around my age (20) suddenly loves adele and bieber like come the f*ck on they're both sh*tc*nts i'd rather listen to all star by smash mouth 24/7 than f*cking adele

 

 

Just manufactured crap, nothing more.

[Nihilanth1982]

I truly, deeply, hate people.

[*MURDOC*]

I truly, deeply, hate people.

 

 

We hate you more.

[Mr. Scratch]

I thought we've all come to an understanding that I hate you all even more.

[*MURDOC*]

Yeah, but in like, a trendy way.

[PhillBellic]

I'm Grumpy, because RedDagger keeps trying to Ban People in the GTA Memes Topic.

[AlienTwo]

If he was truly trying, I'm sure he would succeed.

[Flachbau]

Banning members from the GTA memes topic would not be considered a loss by any means.

[Jolly Swagman]

I'd personally call it reducing the size of the tumour rather than banning

[AlienTwo]

But like how a tumor grows back with alarming rapidity, many new "quality" accounts are made to fill the void.

[Star-Lord]

 

Still grumpy...

Just found out my earache is actually a swollen gum on the left side of my face, which is do to a cavity therefore infected, turned into an abscess resulting in lots of Pain. So I'm popping some antibiotics, Motrin 800 for the inflammation and pain until it's time to pull the sucker out.

 

Be careful, a buddy of mine OD'd on painkillers when he got an inflammation in the gums surrounding a rotting tooth.

 

Oh but I am. Taking them as prescribled.

 

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I hate when someone is labeled "Backseat" moderator. When I do it, I'd like to think it more as a "Frontseat" advisor.

 

edit: Typo.

Edited January 24, 2016 by Darth Plagueis

[AlienTwo]

 

 

Still grumpy...

Just found out my earache is actually a swollen gum on the left side of my face, which is do to a cavity therefore infected, turned into an abscess resulting in lots of Pain. So I'm popping some antibiotics, Motrin 800 for the inflammation and pain until it's time to pull the sucker out.

Be careful, a buddy of mine OD'd on painkillers when he got an inflammation in the gums surrounding a rotting tooth.

Oh but I am. Taking them as prescrible.

That honestly doesn't mean much, especially with Old Glory waving under your avatar... our doctors are so deep in the pharmaceutical industries pocket they don't even realize how dangerous their prescriptions and instructions are. It's bieng taught to doctors, at "conventions" run by salespeople in white labcoats... scary sh*t.

[Star-Lord]

 

 

 

Still grumpy...

Just found out my earache is actually a swollen gum on the left side of my face, which is do to a cavity therefore infected, turned into an abscess resulting in lots of Pain. So I'm popping some antibiotics, Motrin 800 for the inflammation and pain until it's time to pull the sucker out.

 

Be careful, a buddy of mine OD'd on painkillers when he got an inflammation in the gums surrounding a rotting tooth.

Oh but I am. Taking them as prescrible.

 

That honestly doesn't mean much, especially with Old Glory waving under your avatar... our doctors are so deep in the pharmaceutical industries pocket they don't even realize how dangerous their prescriptions and instructions are. It's bieng taught to doctors, at "conventions" run by salespeople in white labcoats... scary sh*t.Ah, I see what you're getting at. I will be more careful then, thanks guys for the warning.

[B7R]

Man why are people so judgmental on spelling on Websites on the internet? You make 1 or 2 simple spelling errors which you don't take any notice of and they start declaring English isn't your main language and start to correct you. I'm not a five year old and don't need to be corrected. But when you do go through my post history and see that all my posts are in "ENGLISH" then that should be enough to know that English is indeed my main language. FFS don't go telling me English ins't my main language when you can see as broad as daylight that it is indeed my main language.

 

It's the f*cking same thing going to a restaurant and everyone around you has got their judgmental caps on judging the way you eat, sit and talk but heavens above if you make a tiny mistake and then they think your some kind of crazy person who can't eat right or sit right and start to either correct you or just give you dirty looks because you failed something basic which may or not even be your fault. Man f*ck off please if all your going to do is sit and stare at people to see if they f*ck up so you can start judging them every bit of the way.

 

If I could live in a world without jugemental idiot's that go to places just to judge people, then I would be in paradise.

[Coin]

Man why are people so judgmental on spelling on Websites on the internet? You make 1 or 2 simple spelling errors which you don't take any notice of and they start declaring English isn't your main language and start to correct you. I'm not a five year old and don't need to be corrected. But when you do go through my post history and see that all my posts are in "ENGLISH" then that should be enough to know that English is indeed my main language. FFS don't go telling me English ins't my main language when you can see as broad as daylight that it is indeed my main language.

 

It's the f*cking same thing going to a restaurant and everyone around you has got their judgmental caps on judging the way you eat, sit and talk but heavens above if you make a tiny mistake and then they think your some kind of crazy person who can't eat right or sit right and start to either correct you or just give you dirty looks because you failed something basic which may or not even be your fault. Man f*ck off please if all your going to do is sit and stare at people to see if they f*ck up so you can start judging them every bit of the way.

 

If I could live in a world without jugemental idiot's that go to places just to judge people, then I would be in paradise.

 

[KarimNTerr]

If I could live in a world without jugemental idiot's that go to places just to judge people, then I would be in paradise.

It's "judgmental idiots", not "jugemental idiot's".

Edited January 25, 2016 by toxluv

[krashr]

ins't

 

*isn't

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

 

 

If I could live in a world without jugemental idiot's that go to places just to judge people, then I would be in paradise.

It's "judgmental idiots", not "jugemental idiot's".

 

ins't

 

*isn't

 

This nigga. English must not be his main language.

[Jolly Swagman]

Man f*ck off please if all your* going to do is sit and stare at people to see if they f*ck up so you can start judging them every bit of the way.

 

*you're

[AlienTwo]

heavens above if you make a tiny mistake and then they think your* some kind of crazy person

 

a world without jugemental** idiot's

*you're

**judgemental

Edited January 25, 2016 by AlienTwo

[Affalterbach]

Your englis suks.

[Sombra]

yo*u,re

[ten-a-penny]

That damn thing of a father didn't let me sleep like a proper human being again. Stupid asshole decided its a good idea to turn on the f*cking lights when I was asleep to find some stupid thing, while coughing and making high noises. Combine that with the fact that I didn't sleep well until after midnight (2 am I think?), which means that I didn't get my fair share from sleeping.

 

 

 

Like, would you leave me alone for ONCE?

[Ai®a©ob®a]

That damn thing of a father didn't let me sleep like a proper human being again. Stupid asshole decided its a good idea to turn on the f*cking lights when I was asleep to find some stupid thing, while coughing and making high noises. Combine that with the fact that I didn't sleep well until after midnight (2 am I think?), which means that I didn't get my fair share from sleeping.

 

 

 

Like, would you leave me alone for ONCE?

Could be worse, You could be like me where sometimes i don't get to sleep for 30-40 some hours due to the pain keeping me awake

[The Dedito Gae]

 

 

 

If I could live in a world without jugemental idiot's that go to places just to judge people, then I would be in paradise.

It's "judgmental idiots", not "jugemental idiot's".

 

ins't

 

*isn't

 

This nigga. English must not be his main language.

Loloroflmao

is engrisl sooks vallz letslagh at him guise

wat a doomb madarfacka the doodc*nt spells 4 yit

 

I hate when people make fun of someone's English, even though English is not their first language. I mean, can you speak French/German/Mexican/Japanese as well as they can speak their native language and English?

I always cry to my sleep everytime someone criticizes my english...

 

Perros mugrosos estan envidiosos de un bilingue a medias.

[TheMcSame]

Soppy git over here (me) has only gone and filled up with VPower diesel rather than regular diesel. Like 9p more per litre.

[The Dedito Gae]

 

I always cry to my sleep everytime someone criticizes my english...

 

Perros mugrosos estan envidiosos de un bilingue a medias.

 

Google translates that as "Filthy dogs are envious of a bilingual half ."

 

What?

Roughly translates to "Filthy dogs are envious of a mediocre bilingual"

 

 

No offense, but english is a really accesible language, most words have thousand of uses and there's not as much nouns for genders, spanish is way more complicated.

 

E:

 

Grumpy because bus dtivers in my country are assholes, just open the f*cking door you f*cking waste of sperm and skin, 2 seconds to press the button, 2 f*cking seconds is all it takes.

Edited January 25, 2016 by Midnight Hitman

[ten-a-penny]

I hate when people make fun of someone's English, even though English is not their first language. I mean, can you speak French/German/Mexican/Japanese as well as they can speak their native language and English?

تعالوا تكلمو بعد ماتعرفو قداش صعبة اللغة العربية.

 

Seriously though. Yes, that person made a typo. So? No need to be a dick about it. "hurr durr lern sum englush" GTFO. This is the internet. People from all over the world have access to the internet, which means there's a high chance that the person in-question isn't an American/British, for example. And learning a new language isn't easy.

 

Heck, you could be an American and still make grammatical mistake. Know why? Mistakes happen. That's what make us humans. We make sh*tty mistakes. Get over it.

 

 

Bonus points: Correct someone's typo AND call him out for it. Not like "don't wanna be a Grammar Nazi, but ____", act like this: "Listen fe*^*^, it should be this and not that. Learn some effin' English, dumbass!". I still remember seeing an asshole like that in YouTube once. Idiot don't even know that the term "fuccboi" exist yet he still argue about someone saying said word.

 

[am30]

I hate when people make fun of someone's English, even though English is not their first language. I mean, can you speak French/German/Mexican/Japanese as well as they can speak their native language and English?

 

They do it to make themselves feel better about their own inadequacies. Quite sad really.