Grumpy Old Forumers

[Daz]

sinuses

f*cking piece of sh*t that is.

 

Two f*cking 10 day sicknesses in a month and possibly another coming back, eat a f*cking dick evolution, why can't I just breathe through a more efficient hole ffs.

 

Everything smells like a dehydrated zombie vagina.

 

It is f*cking lame as f*cking f*ck.

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

My nose waa so f*cking itchy last night it made to want to punch it

[Sombra]

 

sinuses

f*cking piece of sh*t that is.

 

Two f*cking 10 day sicknesses in a month and possibly another coming back, eat a f*cking dick evolution, why can't I just breathe through a more efficient hole ffs.

 

Everything smells like a dehydrated zombie vagina.

 

It is f*cking lame as f*cking f*ck.

 

 

you dont appreciate breathing out your nose until the f*ckers blocked up like the m25

 

i dunno where you live but if you have these f*ckers in your town get them two of these will blast your f*cking sinuses open like its 1945 in hiroshima

 

 

Edited January 19, 2016 by Blaze

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

Oh my f*cking god I had a clogged nose when I went to bed on Saturday. Do ypu know how f*cking hard it is to sleep like that??

[drifter.]

I found some free versions of onlone books after I bought them from the library. I lost my receipt and now I can't get a refund.

[Daz]

Oh my f*cking god I had a clogged nose when I went to bed on Saturday. Do ypu know how f*cking hard it is to sleep like that??

The only thing you can rely on when you feel like sh*t, is sleep. And when that goes out the window it is sh*tter than sh*t.

 

I only slept 30 minutes a night for 8 days, it f*cking sucked, Lay there for 7 hours straight doing nothing but falling asleep for a few seconds then wake up choking to death like I am drowning on dry f*cking land.

 

Pile of piss.

[PhillBellic]

 

Why does my cat keep passing between me and my laptop and pushing his freaking bum in my face?

 

I've fed you, cuddled you, now piss off.

Cat problems. My cat steps all over my keyboard and doesn't care.

 

Can't you put it in a Box, or something when you don't want to be bothered?

 

 

Oh my f*cking god I had a clogged nose when I went to bed on Saturday. Do ypu know how f*cking hard it is to sleep like that??

The only thing you can rely on when you feel like sh*t, is sleep. And when that goes out the window it is sh*tter than sh*t.

 

I only slept 30 minutes a night for 8 days, it f*cking sucked, Lay there for 7 hours straight doing nothing but falling asleep for a few seconds then wake up choking to death like I am drowning on dry f*cking land.

 

Pile of piss.

 

Yep. That's the best explanation as to why I have been so tired lately.

 

Also, I forgot to mention about the useless Sneezes as well that want to crack my Ribs.

[dudclub55]

f*ck PC gaming. Sleeping Cocks keeps crashing every 20 minutes and every time it does, it makes a mess of my desktop icons.

[sivispacem]

99% of PC issues of any kind are user error.

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

My cat's not like other cats. He doesn't like boxes. Weirdo.

One of my cats likes boxes. You leave one out and she'll try to go in. The other one is scared of everything. He's retarded too, like if you move your finger or something under a blanket, he'll try to attack you. I got scratched by him last week. Crazy ass cat. Same cat that likes to step all over my keyboard or sit right in front of me when I'm typing.

[The Dedito Gae]

Ostrich.

Is "Ostridge" in Skyrim*.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* Land of people with sh*tty english.

[Star-Lord]

Man, I'm feeling grumpy this morning since I woke up with a massive earache.

[Crossed]

I woke up achey as f*ck to. I helped my buddy move his heavy ass bed an stripped down the boxsprings for boss man's boneyard junk yesterday. I attribute it to that.

Yin yang kitties, Nala an Kovu

Edited January 20, 2016 by Crossed

[Sombra]

apparently all it takes now to be a A* detective and fully understand the legal system is to watch Making a Murderer on Netflix

 

f*cking melts

[Mr. Scratch]

I used to think the same about psychology and Hannibal. Or was it cannibalism?

[drifter.]

- I'm trying to get my assignments done and all computers I use go painfully slow, my laptop, computers at the school.

 

- I was late for class , and got stuck in traffic the whole way, and now I was marked absent.

Edited January 20, 2016 by Majesticnug420

[drifter.]

And I got stuck in a ditch on the way home. f*ck this week. I'm going home , and im not leaving until next Monday f*ck everything.

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

f*ckin bullsh*t ass sh*t always something

[Ai®a©ob®a]

- I'm trying to get my assignments done and all computers I use go painfully slow, my laptop, computers at the school.

 

- I was late for class , and got stuck in traffic the whole way, and now I was marked absent.

Have you though about maybe going to a Pawn Shop and buying a used PC?

 

My mom bought one from a Pawn Shop looked brand new and when i looked at it, it had looked like it was bearly used.

 

Best buy also had some decent laptops for around $225-$250 i bought my oldest This One for $259 and it's very nice

[drifter.]

I'll buy one when I have the money.

 

And I'll post a pic of my car in the ditch when I get home just to prove it actually happened.

 

Edited January 21, 2016 by Majesticnug420

[Quadro]

You know the world has bad taste when there is millions playing league of legends. Da f*ck.

 

mate. MATE. THE SPEED LIMIT IS 80, NOT 50! GTFO of my way, and the 30 other cars you are holding up behind me.

[Coin]

You know the world has bad taste when there is millions playing league of legends. Da f*ck

 

 

 

Favourite GTA: Grand Theft Auto Online

 

I don't think you're in any position to judge.

[ten-a-penny]

Mine does that too! I'll poke a finger out of my blanket when I'm in bed, or behind the sofa and he'll jump at it. Sometimes he bites my toes too if they're sticking out.

Its totally normal. Cats think that the thing that is moving is a toy or something alive, so they jump after it.

 

meh. Ya'll complaining about cats biting your lil' fingers out. Try looking at the back of my hands when I was 9-12 years old. Bastards created a map on my hands from scratching and I didn't give two sh*ts about it.

 

Too many games are now item-reward-based, such that the player wastes time completing unfun side activities for those rewards. Then, once they have the item, they realize the core game isn't fun enough to thoroughly enjoy using that item--probably because the devs spent too much precious time working out the kinks in those side activities

Reminds me of Chillrend in Skyrim. In order to get that you need to finish the Thieves Guild Questline - or at least get to where you break into Mercer's house. Which takes forever to get these, which means the game gets dull after you obtain said weapon. Which results in me creating a new character and start all over again, to avoid playing the TG Questline to get bored to death.

 

OT: 2 complaints for today, however the first one happened yesterday - I would have posted it here if a stupid Powercut didn't happen.

 

- If my laptop would glitch out if the electricity cuts off and I lose my (gaming) progress, then I may as well buy a "proper" PC. For some reason, if my laptop is charging (ever since that "incident" happened a few months ago, I stopped removing the charge cable from my laptop), and it stopped charging out of nowhere (pulled the charging cable/Powercut/etc) the screen would go blank for a few seconds before coming back again. Sometimes this causes videogames to crash. If a Powercut happens I ALWAYS pause the game, save as fast as I can and, if I can, leave the game. I was in the middle of a conversation with someone in Skyrim so I couldn't save or leave, and thanks to my sh*tty laptop the game crashed.

 

Good f*cking thing this happened with Skyrim and not PlayStation DooM, since I reached the sh*ttiest part of the whole TC (f*ck Inferno episode and f*ck everyone who made it. )

 

 

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- I think I posted this in the Have A Question? thread a long time ago on how brushing my teeth causes my stomach to go apesh*t mad, especially in the morning. Today I though "maybe its because I eat my Breakfast before brushing my teeth?" and decided to do that before I eat anything. Wrong.

 

All fine and dandy, as soon as I started brushing the 'inside' (or back) of my teeth I felt like my stomach would explode. Tried to ignore it, yet it got worse. We all know how when you feel like ypu'll vomit you (unintentionally) swallow anything in your mouth. That happened to me.... which means I swallowed the f*cking tooth paste.. Ya-f*cking-y!

 

If you saw my face after the "aftermath" you'll think that I was crying. Tears were all over my eyes from the fight with my stomach again. f*ck Brushing my teeth.

[Jehannum]

 

My cat's not like other cats. He doesn't like boxes. Weirdo.

One of my cats likes boxes. You leave one out and she'll try to go in. The other one is scared of everything. He's retarded too, like if you move your finger or something under a blanket, he'll try to attack you. I got scratched by him last week. Crazy ass cat. Same cat that likes to step all over my keyboard or sit right in front of me when I'm typing.

 

 

All normal things for cats.

 

We have one cat, Tegan, who hates when you talk on the phone, and bites. Last night I was on the headset on GTA and she took exception to this. I suddenly saw a pair of angry eyes in my face and teeth clamping down on my hand.

[ten-a-penny]

I hate when people keep talking to me every few minutes when I am wearing earphones!

Especially if its that type of earphones that makes you unable to hear jack sh*t "outside". Half the time when I'm wearing earphones I can't hear sh*t even if I'm not playing anything.

 

 

OT: For some stupid reason 'images' appear all the way to the left on my TV. This is especially annoying when some notifications appear all the way on the screen's left, like getting bounties in Skyrim. I've been fiddling with both the PS3's and the TV's Audio settings but to no avail.

[TheMcSame]

Decided to get some food from McD earlier on, and obviously, to go with that I got a drink.

 

So why did that make me grumpy? Well...

 

I get in the car, start it up, reverse out the parking space, put it into first... *Whack*... I hit my drink.

Okay, no biggie, I'll just not put my hand there when I go into first.

I get out the car park and drive down the road to a roundabout, I start to slow down, and eventually come to a stop because I have to give way. Shift into first... *whack*... Gear stick hits the drink.

I decide to go into a backstreet and pull up and try and get it into the cup holder in the side pocket... And... It was too tall.

FFS -.-

*Whack* 1st gear.

On the way home, if there was a traffic light, it turned red when I got to it. If it was notorious for having a short cycle, I'd get hit with a red 2-3 times.

*Whack* *Whack* *Whack*

 

-.-

Like... Really? Who thought that placement was good? If I had a big can of something, my car would be smelling of it for days. If I got a large cup without a cover, that sh*t's going everywhere. I hope someone got fired for that god awful placement.

 

 

-Selling sh*t mini rant-

I just got asked "What is the lowest offer you would accept?"

Nopenopenopenopenope. Not falling for that you slimy git.

Edited January 21, 2016 by TheMcSame

[dudclub55]

That's what you get for eating from McDonald's.

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

Don't pick up sh*t in a manual car. Even the GT500 has that placement issue. Got a big drink and want to drive home? Be prepared to wipe soda off of your seats.

[Star-Lord]

That's what you get for eating from McDonald's.

What does Mickey Dee's have to do with a manual transmission?

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

 

That's what you get for eating from McDonald's.

What does Mickey Dee's have to do with a manual transmission?It makes you too fat and lazy to drive a manual, like most Americans.

 

 

lol jk