Grumpy Old Forumers

[Mr. Scratch]

Your phone resolution is very impressive and all, but use spoilers for f*ck's sake.

[UshaB]

I'm in a dark room, it nearly blinded me.

 

Ahhh, you think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!".

[Onett]

 

I'm in a dark room, it nearly blinded me.

Ahhh, you think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!".

Clearly, you never heard of sunglasses.

But holy sh*t, that was bright, and I'm sitting in a well lit room.

Edited December 12, 2015 by Tatsuya

[Mr. Scratch]

 

I'm in a dark room, it nearly blinded me.

 

Ahhh, you think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!".

 

 

Tell your folks to pay their electricity bills.

[UshaB]

What does, "electricity" mean?

[Mr. Scratch]

What does, "electricity" mean?

 

It's this stuff that allows you to ask what electricity means.

[UshaB]

It all makes perfect sense now.

 

[Onett]

Electricity, how the f*ck does that work?

[Mr. Scratch]

Electricity, how the f*ck does that work?

 

[UshaB]

My friend did that in class once, good times

[Onett]

My friend once sprayed a can of deodorant into a Bunsen burner and made a big flame. Like, half a can. Fun times.

Edited December 12, 2015 by Tatsuya

[ShadowPerson]

Pre-Xmas shopping chaos and a rising number of insane drivers on the streets.

[unbid]

The thing that people who like to cook hate is washing the dishes, especially if you cook complicated dishes that require many utensils.

 

Trust me, I always become angry whenever washing the dishes.

Edited December 13, 2015 by unbid

[ShadowPerson]

The thing that people who like to cook hate is washing the dishes, especially if you cook complicated dishes that require many utensils.

 

Trust me, I always become angry whenever washing the dishes.

 

No washing machine?

[TheMcSame]

Continuing from my rant about buyers...

 

 

 

Drives me up the wall... You're putting yourself in a bad spot. In my eyes, anyone that sees it and asks if it's still available must think it's such a good deal that it should've gone by now. All they're doing is telling me not to budget on an offer/barely budge at all.... Not that I'm complaining about the last part... It just wastes time and then they'll say some sh*t like:

 

"Will you post". Does it say I'll post it? No? Well then...

"Will you come to [some other county]?" Does it say I will? No? You've got your answer then.

Edited December 13, 2015 by TheMcSame

[ShadowPerson]

Continuing from my rant about buyers...

 

 

 

 

Drives me up the wall.

 

He/She just the right push... into the subway tracks.

[Onett]

 

Continuing from my rant about buyers...

 

 

 

 

Drives me up the wall.

 

He/She just the right push... into the subway tracks.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll see myself out...

[Sombra]

Oh boy am I f*ckin pissed

 

So last night I bought myself some dank pizza from the local where I have went for 3 years and also grabbed a bottle of juice from the shop next door. About an hour after the pizza I'm feeling kinda dodgy right but I assume it's the "f*ck I've ate too much pizza" scenario so I drink half the bottle of juice to try and wash it down and at about 4am f*ck me I feel absolutely terrible so I check the date on the bottle; September 2015. The f*cker sold me damn out of date juice but I had no time to be angry about that since it felt like my stomach was having a f*cking exothermic reaction and I was lying in the foetal position trying to f*cking sleep but I felt like I needed to puke but nothing was happening. Also my mum gets up at 5am for work and I didn't wanna wake her up by constantly going back and forth to the bathroom so it essentially resulted in me hanging out of my window at half four in the morning with my fingers down my throat puking up half a litre of juice and two pizzas.

 

f*cking prick who sold me the damn juice im gonna put his damn windows out

[dudclub55]

Oh boy am I f*ckin pissed

 

So last night I bought myself some dank pizza from the local where I have went for 3 years and also grabbed a bottle of juice from the shop next door. About an hour after the pizza I'm feeling kinda dodgy right but I assume it's the "f*ck I've ate too much pizza" scenario so I drink half the bottle of juice to try and wash it down and at about 4am f*ck me I feel absolutely terrible so I check the date on the bottle; September 2015. The f*cker sold me damn out of date juice but I had no time to be angry about that since it felt like my stomach was having a f*cking exothermic reaction and I was lying in the foetal position trying to f*cking sleep but I felt like I needed to puke but nothing was happening. Also my mum gets up at 5am for work and I didn't wanna wake her up by constantly going back and forth to the bathroom so it essentially resulted in me hanging out of my window at half four in the morning with my fingers down my throat puking up half a litre of juice and two pizzas.

 

f*cking prick who sold me the damn juice im gonna put his damn windows out

 

I'm pretty sure your body usually carries out exothermic reactions all the time.

[Mr. Scratch]

Why the c*nting f*ck would you eat two entire pizzas?

[ten-a-penny]

Why the c*nting f*ck would you eat two entire pizzas?

What if the Pizzas are small?

 

It happens.

[dudclub55]

Why the c*nting f*ck would you eat pizza?

 

ftfy

[Sombra]

 

Oh boy am I f*ckin pissed

 

So last night I bought myself some dank pizza from the local where I have went for 3 years and also grabbed a bottle of juice from the shop next door. About an hour after the pizza I'm feeling kinda dodgy right but I assume it's the "f*ck I've ate too much pizza" scenario so I drink half the bottle of juice to try and wash it down and at about 4am f*ck me I feel absolutely terrible so I check the date on the bottle; September 2015. The f*cker sold me damn out of date juice but I had no time to be angry about that since it felt like my stomach was having a f*cking exothermic reaction and I was lying in the foetal position trying to f*cking sleep but I felt like I needed to puke but nothing was happening. Also my mum gets up at 5am for work and I didn't wanna wake her up by constantly going back and forth to the bathroom so it essentially resulted in me hanging out of my window at half four in the morning with my fingers down my throat puking up half a litre of juice and two pizzas.

 

f*cking prick who sold me the damn juice im gonna put his damn windows out

 

I'm pretty sure your body usually carries out exothermic reactions all the time.

 

 

i dont give a f*ck i felt like meatloaf at the end of the 51st state

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPD_sCeULu8&feature=youtu.be&t=4858

 

 

Why the c*nting f*ck would you eat two entire pizzas?

 

 

I was hungry

 

[Aqua97]

This ferry is so ugly it makes me want to be sick.

Edited December 13, 2015 by Aqua

[Anna Deadly]

Me and my sister were shopping yesterday and we were going to cross the street using the zebra crossing. Then this idiot on a bike overtook one of the cars that had stopped for us and almost ran us over while we were crossing. The zebra crossing was faded a bit so I think he didn't see it but I just ended up screaming swear words at him. I don't usually swear, especially in public, but he almost killed us!

/rant

[Star-Lord]

Pre-Xmas shopping chaos and a rising number of insane drivers on the streets.

Yeah too many nutcrackers on the loose this holiday season.

[Mr. Scratch]

 

Why the c*nting f*ck would you eat pizza?

ftfy

Because pizza.

[Sombra]

if you can't eat two pizzas you're a pussy

[Star-Lord]

if you can't eat two pizzas you're a pussy

Well that all depends, how big are these pizzas you speak of?

[Kirsty]

You guys are talking about the two pizzas where all I can think about is how there's a big gloop of orange coloured puke on the ground outside and he's not even washed it away. Probably all streaked down the side of the house too.