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You can be whoever you want in Skyrim, yet you simply CANNOT be an evil asshole who murders anything on his path. Decided to restart the game (AGAIN, ON THE SAME CHARACTER!!!), this time I wanted him to be evil, lulno. I'm still acting like a sweat on a girl. I swear, no matter how hard I try, I ALWAYS end up following the same goddamn path/play style. I just can't change.

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You could just grunt in their general direction. Works like a charm in the mornings.

 

"Hello! Good morning, you!"

 

"Ugh!"

Already do that, trying to cut down less than that though, that is the problem.

 

I really should just play recordings of my voice instead of responding. Then I can just tell everyone to eat sh*t without having to put any effort into it.

 

also who the f*ck are you

I know that one.

 

I ain't seen a c*nt in like 22 years, what makes you think I should give a f*ck all of a sudden?

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Why you always swearing?

if f*cking fun. Why the sh*t not?

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Remember when I said I'm always torn apart between playing as an Argonian or a Khajiit? Yeah, that happened.

 

Its ALWAYS the same characters from the PS3 version. Its either Altaiir (Argonian), Connor Bloodwing (Khajiit) OR Haytham Skyborn (Bosmer). Either one or the other. The only "original" characters I made was Yazgar Wrathwing (female orc), Laila Stormblade (female Altmer) and Canise-Storm-Fire (another female Argonian).

 

Gee, the same 6 characters over and over and over and over again. Start game, get da kewl sh*te you want (yay Console Command!), change mind, delete, recreate, rinse/repeat 'till Hell freezes out. smh

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Why you always swearing?

 

i'd say it's a brit thing but you're also a brit and dont swear nearly as much

 

f*ckin habit

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I am so sick of pleasantries.

 

Why the f*ck do I have to say hello and goodbye to people I haven't even spoke to all day long, I am f*cking sick of it. I have been up since 4am I can't be f*cked with it.

 

Why isn't there other form of commuication to acknowledge their current existence with entrances and exits?

 

I don't want to even look at these horrible f*ckers let alone talk to them.

You and me Both. I also don't do Small Talk.

 

 

Yeah, 'cos a simple "hi, how are you?" in passing is so hard to say and is really going to upset the rest of your existance(!)

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Seriously though. There's literally NOTHING wrong with someone saying "hi". Are you telling me that saying "hi" back is hard?

 

Full-blown conversations, I understand. I avoid them like the plague because I suck at talking. But saying a word that consists of two letters? Really?

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It is perfectly timed to invoke thrust and power into sentences.

Which sentence would you prefer:

I walked down the street.

or

I walked down the street AND THERE WAS A RIGHT f*ckING PRICK ON IT, EAT A f*ckING PINEAPPLE YOU FAKKIN CANT!


See?



Seriously though. There's literally NOTHING wrong with someone saying "hi". Are you telling me that saying "hi" back is hard?

Full-blown conversations, I understand. I avoid them like the plague because I suck at talking. But saying a word that consists of two letters? Really?


Yes, it is hard. I want to see how long I don't have to open my mouth for throughout the day.

It's different if someone is actually engaging you and you are required to form an answer, but just saying "Hi" to get a response back is a waste of my f*cking breath. I know you are there, I see you, I don't need to say one syllable just to acknowledge it. If you want to actually talk to me, do it, otherwise f*ck off I got better sh*t to do. This is generally in a work scenario, given that you are going to be sat in the room with them for 8 hours straight and you have to do this with everyone in there, you don't exactly need to say anything when you see them every f*cking day and share the same space, it gets f*cking irritating.

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Gnocchi Flip Flops

Why you always swearing?

Because f*cking swearing is the f*cking sh*t, Cameron f*cking Star.

 

;)

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I have to be pleasant what feels like 100 times a day, and try to put on a sickly sweet phone voice so that patients are comfortable speaking to me. Inside I have screamed shut the f*ck many times when I encounter problems or angry people, and the phone allows me to have secret eye rolls and dirty looks without showing anybody, and all my colleagues experience the same thing. When I get home, I don't want to talk to anybody and would stay silent all evening if I could.

 

Being consistently pleasant is harder than you guys make it out to be and is mentally straining :p

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How long since I've declared war with the Immersive Armors mod? 3 days?

 

Like DOWNLOAD FOR F'S SAKE! I'm tired of starting the download only for some stupid sh*t happens and I end up halting/cancelling the whole f*cking thing again, only to restart all over.

 

gtfo

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I have to be pleasant what feels like 100 times a day, and try to put on a sickly sweet phone voice so that patients are comfortable speaking to me. Inside I have screamed shut the f*ck many times when I encounter problems or angry people, and the phone allows me to have secret eye rolls and dirty looks without showing anybody, and all my colleagues experience the same thing. When I get home, I don't want to talk to anybody and would stay silent all evening if I could.

 

Being consistently pleasant is harder than you guys make it out to be and is mentally straining :p

I've had phone jobs before and they got me in trouble in real life because I would be all "fast and loose" with my facial expressions, forgetting in person, people can actually SEE me.

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Why you always swearing?

 

i'd say it's a brit thing but you're also a brit and dont swear nearly as much

 

f*ckin habit

 

got that f*ckin right :^:

 

Its just part of the vocabulary now. I limit swearing (or at least try to :p) when talking at work though

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Swearing is pretty nice. Everyone used to do it at the place I work, so it would just be part of normal conversation. The banter at break/lunches were something along the lines of ''hey, f*ck you c*nt, and your entire f*cking generation bitch asshole'' Which to me doesn't make me turn the other way because I'm used to it. But I could for sure understand people who don't swear to be super offended by it. I think it totally depends on the meaning and how you swear.

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Why you always swearing?

Well he don't know talkin' good like me and you, so his vocabulistics is limited to "f*ck" and "f*ck this" and "f*ck that," exclusively in that order. /just kidding. :p
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anyone who's worked any sort of job in retail/fast food/etc will f*cking hate pleasantries

 

"Hi welcome to Mcdonald's can I-" "YEAH CAN I GET UM THAT BURGER MEAL YOU KNOW THE BIG ONE AND UMMMMMMMMMM.."

 

f*ck that place worst year of my life

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Why you always swearing?

Well he don't know talkin' good like me and you, so his vocabulistics is limited to "f*ck" and "f*ck this" and "f*ck that," exclusively in that order. /just kidding. :p

 

are you quoting a raccoon

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I've worked in a shop and I've worked in property where being able to hold a conversation with existing and potential clients (some of whom were right awkward a-holes but when you're dealing with their money it's understandable) as well as fellow practioners was extremely important. Never really bothered me and I don't find it difficult to be nice.

 

Just a nice person I guess.

 

Swearing is often seen as a sign of a lack of intelligence as you appear to be unable to use more appropiate words so resort to gutteral language. Doesn't really bother me.

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Why you always swearing?

Well he don't know talkin' good like me and you, so his vocabulistics is limited to "f*ck" and "f*ck this" and "f*ck that," exclusively in that order. /just kidding. :p

 

are you quoting a raccoon

 

I'm going to need your Leg. :p

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Jolly Swagman

I'm pretty sure that's just the face people make when Iggy Azalea is mentioned in any context.

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According to modding sites its impossible to make a reskin mod that makes female characters look more "tough" (by adding more muscles, kinda similar to how male textures look) WITHOUT relying on "revealing" mods.

 

GRRR!

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Gnocchi Flip Flops

I don't think I have patience for anything/anyone any more. Especially when it comes to the interwebs n stuff. I'm tired, and I'm pissed that my plans for this weekend are going to literally get rained on. Stupid sh*t. :angry:

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buy desktop

 

gg all around

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Desktops are less portable and they still have problems too.

As far as I know, Laptops are (kinda) superior than Desktops in everything except when it comes to gaming for obvious reasons.

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Tfw I find out CL will be on Iggy Azalea's new album.

I just listened to one of CL's songs "Hello Bitches", because of your posts about her. I must admit it was pretty dope.

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