Grumpy Old Forumers

[Sombra]

Yodel are absolute trash, I had some bloke pull up in a battered Peugot 206 once to deliver a pair of trainers and they were three days late.

[Aqua97]

Been growing a beard for over 2 weeks and I decided to shave my neck line, I made a very bad job of it, so bad I had to take my whole beard off! f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck... Ugh. I look strange now...

[ten-a-penny]

Pics or didn't happen.

 

E: God I hate my keyboard.

Edited December 7, 2015 by ten-a-penny

[paperbagdude]

I just hate how some people desire tattoos.

 

There's this 16 year-old girl I know only a little, who's assumably having a tattoo next week. She seemed extremely hyped about it and 'couldn't wait a minute to have it'.

 

*Shaking my f*cking head*. Why is it so damn important to rush for a tattoo nowadays? Like seriously, what's the big f*cking deal about it? I mean, if it's for the ''stereotypical'' reason of gaining independency from her parents and seem adult, then I definitely believe she will experience the quite opposite.

 

Not only is it by national law illegal to tattoo minors under the age of 18, where as the tattoo artist can be heavily fined, the girl (who already has a weak reputation) will just end up looking like an even bigger fool. *sigh*. But who am I to judge? It's her body, her skin and her canvas to decorate. Yet I can certainly compare this to nowaday 12 year-olds who are desperate to experience their first hangover.

[AlienTwo]

How weird... I was just thinking how hot girls in tattoos are.

 

Different strokes.

 

EDIT:

Edited December 7, 2015 by AlienTwo

[feckyerlife]

I just hate how some people desire tattoos.

 

There's this 16 year-old girl I know only a little, who's assumably having a tattoo next week. She seemed extremely hyped about it and 'couldn't wait a minute to have it'.

 

*Shaking my f*cking head*. Why is it so damn important to rush for a tattoo nowadays? Like seriously, what's the big f*cking deal about it? I mean, if it's for the ''stereotypical'' reason of gaining independency from her parents and seem adult, then I definitely believe she will experience the quite opposite.

 

Not only is it by national law illegal to tattoo minors under the age of 18, where as the tattoo artist can be heavily fined, the girl (who already has a weak reputation) will just end up looking like an even bigger fool. *sigh*. But who am I to judge? It's her body, her skin and her canvas to decorate. Yet I can certainly compare this to nowaday 12 year-olds who are desperate to experience their first hangover.

I use to be the anti tattoo person in highschool. I use to tell everyone who would get one that they will regret it, that it would be a huge mistake for the rest of their lives. now im 35 with 2 half sleeves, full back piece and my whole chested covered. You may end up growing into a liking for them as you get older.

 

Technically anyone can get tattoo'd as long as they are with their parents, unless laws of changes. But i had a couple friends in high school who got tattoo'd when they were 17. I also had friends that tattoo'd themselves.

[Coin]

I just hate how some people desire tattoos.

 

There's this 16 year-old girl I know only a little, who's assumably having a tattoo next week. She seemed extremely hyped about it and 'couldn't wait a minute to have it'.

 

*Shaking my f*cking head*. Why is it so damn important to rush for a tattoo nowadays? Like seriously, what's the big f*cking deal about it? I mean, if it's for the ''stereotypical'' reason of gaining independency from her parents and seem adult, then I definitely believe she will experience the quite opposite.

 

Not only is it by national law illegal to tattoo minors under the age of 18, where as the tattoo artist can be heavily fined, the girl (who already has a weak reputation) will just end up looking like an even bigger fool. *sigh*. But who am I to judge? It's her body, her skin and her canvas to decorate. Yet I can certainly compare this to nowaday 12 year-olds who are desperate to experience their first hangover.

 

Considering all the weird sh*t you've posted on here, yeah, you probably shouldn't judge someone doing something relatively normal by comparison.

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

I just hate how some people desire tattoos.

I just hate how some people can be so ignorant. Especially on matters that don't or shouldn't really concern them. Tattoos, piercings, ear stretching, plastic surgery- I don't give a damn. If it's your body, do whatever you want to it. Why people act all offended by it or rant on and on about it is beyond me. I'mma be blunt, I don't want to hear, see it, read it. Opinions and all of that cockamamie overly sensitive bull crap- I don't give a damn.

 

I came into this topic not so grumpy but after reading that drivel, I kind of am now...

Edited December 7, 2015 by Scaglietti

[Sombra]

who gives a sh*t about other peoples tattoo's bruh getting pissed at others for having tattoos is like being pissed at someone eating cake cus ur on a diet

 

dont be that guy

[.Smaher.]

I'd kill for some cake, though.

[Daz]

Amazon

Oh bugger me, am I f*cked off.

 

I order some sh*t as presents for f*ckers for christmas.

 

All from Amazon, the seller. I expect that sh*t here in f*cking days, shoved in my safe place with no hassle.

 

For some reason they sent one item separately, I have no clue why. Which is useless because it goes with another item that has not been sent so I can't even wrap the f*cker.

 

Now the rest of the order finally f*cking arrived, no clue why they couldn't have just gone with the tick box I ticked to group the delivery, and sent it together. But now UPS for some f*cking reason are involved and sent the items. Which got delivered. I wasn't home. Because like any f*cking normal human I am working during the day. So obviously there is no way I can ever get this item, for some f*cking reason it needs a signature which is NEVER requred for amazon sold items. And the pricks never put it in my safe place.

 

And the bullsh*t thing is there is no way to get it resent and I refuse to create a f*cking UPS account just to get my f*cking parcel back. And if the f*ckers RTS the thing I will be f*cking pissed off and demand amazon send it by f*cking overnight delivery and put it in my motherf*cking safe place.

 

Even when you answer the door it's usually someone who doesn't speak english driving a random van that hands you the package like you are on the toilet and you are asking for them to hand you more toilet paper round the door.

 

How can sh*t meant to be easier be so much more of a pain in the f*cking ass. All I want is to be able to order sh*t and have c*nts just f*cking leave it at the address. Is it too much to f*cking ask? f*ck me.

Edited December 8, 2015 by Daz

[PhillBellic]

My lower stomach hurts like sin. I'm starving (that's not why my stomach hurts btw) yet I don't feel the need to eat.

 

I. Hate. This. When. It. Happens.

You seem to be chock full of various Medical Maladies.

[ten-a-penny]

 

My lower stomach hurts like sin. I'm starving (that's not why my stomach hurts btw) yet I don't feel the need to eat.

 

I. Hate. This. When. It. Happens.

You seem to be chock full of various Medical Maladies.

Maybe because I barely eat in the first place.

Edited December 8, 2015 by ten-a-penny

[Sombra]

My USB ports are f*cking up and I don't know why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ten-a-penny]

My USB ports are f*cking up and I don't know why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Half the time I need to start a World War III SD Card port. I insert my phone's SD Card into a "USB" memory card and plug that up in my laptop to import/export whatever files I want (since my PC is "too high-end" to send sh*t via Bluetooth) however nothing happens. I keep ejecting the thing 47254287452 times before it FINALLY connects.

 

smh

[Sombra]

My ports started f*cking up while using Dualshock4, for example keyboard glitching etc so I removed DS4 and it worked for a few days and then started again so I started swapping devices around and I thought my USB Wifi Receiver had died since it wouldn't work in any port, Windows had errors etc so I ordered a new one from mobile and 20 minutes later I hear the Windows device noise and it f*cking detects it. I assumed drivers were f*cked from using DS4Windows so I installed a different version of Windows 7 and it's still here but not as bad as before (I typed this out with no problems) so I'm conflicted as to whether it's a hardware problem or f*cked up drivers. I don't know if it could be USB ports dying since if they were surely I wouldn't have been able to get through a Windows 7 USB installation, plus my internet connection would be cutting out but it's not, the only problems I get are my keyboard not being responsive for a few seconds, or sluringggggggggggg words like that, and the mouse sometimes disconnects for a second and comes back.

 

Could it be mouse and keyboard both dying at the same time? Keyboard is a MS Wireless 700 that I got in 09 and the mouse is a MS Intellimouse 1.1A from 08. I don't wanna spend money on new mouse/keyboard to find out it's the hub that's f*cked but I also don't wanna spend money on a PCI-E USB card to find out it's the keyboard.

 

 

hnnnnnnnn technology

[feckyerlife]

Arguing with strangers and morons on the internet does my head in. I try to avoid it but sometimes I give in to temptation and immediately regret it.

 

Why do people argue on the internet so much, it's absolutely pointless. Just a bunch of hotheaded bigots acting tough on a plastic screen not convincing anyone or going anywhere. And it usually devolves into grammar checks or petty insults.

because the computer gives everyone a big set of balls

[ten-a-penny]

Dear cat intruders....

 

Go find your own food. You're old enough to find your own sh*t. Leave my poor lil' cat eat her food in peace.

 

 

Thanks.

[Sombra]

This one time a cat came in through our dog flap and f*cked our bathroom up at 3am.

[feckyerlife]

Dear cat intruders....

 

Go find your own food. You're old enough to find your own sh*t. Leave my poor lil' cat eat her food in peace.

 

 

Thanks.

your cat is a thot

[ten-a-penny]

your cat is a thot

Hmm.

 

What in Talos is that supposed to mean? Spelling mistake maybe?

[AlienTwo]

 

your cat is a thot

Hmm.

 

What in Talos is that supposed to mean? Spelling mistake maybe?

 

It's not a spelling mistake.... I just learned this.

[trip]

Really. Just humor me and look at the pics on this link.

Rudolph the Musical.

http://www.rudolphthemusical.com/

 

f*cking with this:

means f*cking with a couple generations of wonderful childhood memories.

 

[Aqua97]

That Donald Trump fellow is a f*cking moron.

[LordRaijin]

Really. Just humor me and look at the pics on this link.

Rudolph the Musical.

http://www.rudolphthemusical.com/

 

f*cking with this:

means f*cking with a couple generations of wonderful childhood memories.

 

 

 

[Mak]

So exam today, woke up early so i could get to college in time. An hour before the exam, get some more revision done. what could possibly go wrong.

 

Everything! Apparently. half way through i stop at a red light, just as i change the gear on my bike to get going, BAM! this sound comes out and the gear gets stuck. I get off in the middle of a crowded intersection trying to figure out what went wrong. it was something to do with the clutch or the chain. Since, i had a exam i was getting late. i try to move the bike but the wheels jammed, just my luck. I drag it a little further to this open area where the cops park their bikes. i ask the traffic cop of some mechanic near by, he said theres one near. I go to that shop but he isn't there. i go back with hardly 20 minutes left to my exam, the cop tells me to lock the bike and go (obviously we talked and i told him where i went to college and i had a exam)

Now the thing is the police here, well they aren't trustworthy, there are some really honest cops but quite a few are not. I board the metro and go to college with this underlying worry whether my bike would be there or not when i get back. I get to the exam 5 minutes late. The paper itself went sh*ttier than ever, so after the exam i go back using the metro and i am relieved as hell to see my bike still there. So i go to the mechanic, and get my bike repaired, the chain had broken thank god i was not driving it when it broke, so thats how i am broke and tired as hell.

TL;DR

Been having a sh*tty day involving a badly attempted exam and my bike breaking down and making me late as hell.

One positive outcome, i realized not every cop is an asshole that traffic cop was still there when i went to get my bike in the afternoon and my bike was safe, he was a nice guy.

[Daz]

I am so sick of pleasantries.

 

Why the f*ck do I have to say hello and goodbye to people I haven't even spoke to all day long, I am f*cking sick of it. I have been up since 4am I can't be f*cked with it.

 

Why isn't there other form of commuication to acknowledge their current existence with entrances and exits?

 

I don't want to even look at these horrible f*ckers let alone talk to them.

[PhillBellic]

I am so sick of pleasantries.

 

Why the f*ck do I have to say hello and goodbye to people I haven't even spoke to all day long, I am f*cking sick of it. I have been up since 4am I can't be f*cked with it.

 

Why isn't there other form of commuication to acknowledge their current existence with entrances and exits?

 

I don't want to even look at these horrible f*ckers let alone talk to them.

You and me Both. I also don't do Small Talk.

[Sombra]

I f*cking hate awkward smalltalk with distant family members.

 

 

"OHMYGOODDDD YOUVE GROWN SO MUCH" well yes the last time you saw me I was f*cking 7 now I'm 20 what did you expect also who the f*ck are you

[The Dedito Gae]

The mission creator in inFAMOUS 2 is not user friendly AT ALL, i can't understand the damn thing, a menu would have been better than the current sistem.