Grumpy Old Forumers

[ten-a-penny]

I'll just leave this here.

 

http://comments.deviantart.com/1/425328142/3990919879

 

 

 

 

I don't even know what should I say other than: this guy is a f*cking retarded idiot. Exactly tell me what "harm" can an empty pistol (Safe Mode + no f*cking clip + no bullet 'inside') does. Correct me if I'm wrong, but the only way to actually kill someone with such circumstances is by smashing the thing on someone's back neck or face, as strong as possible. And that's impossible for someone who's less than 18 (aka my friend in the image).

[Affalterbach]

Why is the layout of the posts on that site so retarded? Didnt even want to read that sh*t.

[Mr. Scratch]

The better question is why are you spreading those cancerous memes here?

[ten-a-penny]

Why is the layout of the posts on that site so retarded? Didnt even want to read that sh*t.

Don't ask. Want to make it worse? Try dabbling into the "forums".

 

Think that the V/O sections are bad? Try the Religion section of that site. Needless to say, it was the best option to stop going there.

[UshaB]

Is that the cockney accent?

 

Edited December 1, 2015 by UshaB

[TheMcSame]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/what-colour-pills-you-see-5434541

 

 

 

Time to avoid social media again unless you enjoy a debate about what colour something is...

[Dottie]

Oh my god not that sh*t again. The retarted dress thing was enough

[AlienTwo]

I have to answer a survey to read that article?

 

No thanks.

[ten-a-penny]

I'm f*cking tired of "what color is ______?". Its getting lame, people. Quit it already.

[Star-Lord]

Today I feel just like the weather, sh*tty. I also feel like a roadkill underneath an 18 wheeler, just meh!

[GN 92]

Guess who bought Just Cause 3?

 

Me. I preloaded it yesterday on Steam (almost 40GB of files) and waited for today's release.

 

Okay, had to work all day, no problem because when I get home 6pm the PC will be waiting for me so I can enjoy the game.

 

Turned on the PC, black screen.

 

After a few angry resets, it worked.

 

System restore? Sure, why not. Maybe that'll fix that little black screen problem I've been having for the last few weeks.

 

Meanwhile I'll watch this video on my Samsung smartphone of how cleaning RAM will prevent this black screen problem.

 

Okay, time to play JC3.

 

Oh wait, I can't play. System restore deleted the game.

 

Let's download it again, work all day tomorrow and wait til 6pm again

[dudclub55]

Guess who bought Just Cause 3?

 

Me. I preloaded it yesterday on Steam (almost 40GB of files) and waited for today's release.

 

Okay, had to work all day, no problem because when I get home 6pm the PC will be waiting for me so I can enjoy the game.

 

Turned on the PC, black screen.

 

After a few angry resets, it worked.

 

System restore? Sure, why not. Maybe that'll fix that little black screen problem I've been having for the last few weeks.

 

Meanwhile I'll watch this video on my Samsung smartphone of how cleaning RAM will prevent this black screen problem.

 

Okay, time to play JC3.

 

Oh wait, I can't play. System restore deleted the game.

 

Let's download it again, work all day tomorrow and wait til 6pm again

 

Your PC did it Just Cause.

[Finn 7 five 11]

I am so tired of girls and their damn eyebrows. I hear catty comments about eyebrows, I see eyebrows being changed all the time. I see wasted hours going into eyebrows, chicks needa chill and stop worrying so much. Insanity.

Like what the hell is this I am seeing on every young girl, these are 100% painted on. They look good, but it's sad that so much time has to be invested into something so trivial for someone to feel like they look acceptable for the world.

Edited December 3, 2015 by Finn 7 five 11

[gooeyhole]

I'm sick of seeing small roadside construction projects take like 6 years to be completed. I swear every single time I drive by, all they do is smoke and drink coffee.

Edited December 3, 2015 by Canadian Badass

[Sombra]

I am so tired of girls and their damn eyebrows. I hear catty comments about eyebrows, I see eyebrows being changed all the time. I see wasted hours going into eyebrows, chicks needa chill and stop worrying so much. Insanity.

 

Like what the hell is this I am seeing on every young girl, these are 100% painted on.

 

 

>tell them stop worrying and then judge them based on something they're worrying on

 

if they wanna make an effort on their appearance via makeup then that's their choice and it literally has no effect on you whatsoever lol id say she looks quite pretty myself

[Finn 7 five 11]

 

I am so tired of girls and their damn eyebrows. I hear catty comments about eyebrows, I see eyebrows being changed all the time. I see wasted hours going into eyebrows, chicks needa chill and stop worrying so much. Insanity.

 

Like what the hell is this I am seeing on every young girl, these are 100% painted on.

 

 

>tell them stop worrying and then judge them based on something they're worrying on

 

if they wanna make an effort on their appearance via makeup then that's their choice and it literally has no effect on you whatsoever lol id say she looks quite pretty myself

 

If you notice I did not say they looked bad at all and I am going to edit it because clearly you misunderstood already, perhaps take some subtext out of my post rather than adding your own in. I think they look good as well but I really think it's sad to see how vain women are driven to be, this girl is only 17. My point is that it's a shame that people have to spend so much time on something relatively trivial, like eyebrows to think they look good.

[Sombra]

Maybe they do it for themselves and not for other people

 

Blame the media beauty standards, these days you've gotta have a good figure but not too thick or you're fat but not too skinny or you're a twig and you've got to have perfect skin and bright eyes while being all natural or some other bollocks like that and so forth.

Edited December 3, 2015 by Blaze

[Turkish Turketarian]

Those eyebrows look like sh*t but to each their own. More natural looks better imo. What I will never understand is why some pluck their eyebrows until they're gone and then draw them on

[Pete4000uk]

Give me real hair. Up above and down below

[ten-a-penny]

Bored to death and there's nothing to do.

 

I never touch any school-related books or anything in Thursdays, there's nothing that my parents needs help with, tired of looking for mods for Skyrim, and I'm actually stuck at Skyrim - I'm still trying to figure out what should I do next. Not that I'm bored of it, I'm just running out of ideas. Not gonna touch the Storyline for a good while (yay 4 Alternative Starts mod!), and there's basically no Quest mod that grabbed me.

 

Like what I always say and write in school, كسااااااااااد -_-

[ten-a-penny]

Libyan Arabic word for "I'M BOOOOOORED".

 

I'm telling you. We are Arabs by name. Half of what we say doesn't even exists in "proper" Arabic. I'm looking at you Morocco. Yes you!

Edited December 3, 2015 by ten-a-penny

[Shaundi.]

Uber has sadly been declared illegal in my state. Nice try but that doesn't stop people from using it. Saying it's illegal will give them more publicity and make it even more popular than ever.

 

I've had worse experiences with regular taxis. They overcharge, piss poor hygiene, atrocious manners and they have absolutely no f*cking idea where they're going.

[ten-a-penny]

I took a taxi in another town once.

 

The driver knew I wasn't from around there because of my accent but I did actually know my way around the city since I'd been there before. Instead of taking me directly to my destination which should have only been a few minutes he instead took a ridiculously long winded route to make me pay more, dropped me off on the other end of the street (a several minute walk for me), and even had the nerve to refuse me my fifty something pence change, claiming it was a "tip".

 

I called the taxi company to complain but nothing happenned.

If I were you I'll call him out. "No its not a f*cking "tip" and yes I do know you took a longer f*cking way just to force me to pay more. Forget it cheater, I am not going to pay you. Say anything and I'll call the Taxi company you're working with AND the police. Next time don't cheat on people please."

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

Guess who bought Just Cause 3?

 

Me. I preloaded it yesterday on Steam (almost 40GB of files) and waited for today's release.

 

Okay, had to work all day, no problem because when I get home 6pm the PC will be waiting for me so I can enjoy the game.

 

Turned on the PC, black screen.

 

After a few angry resets, it worked.

 

System restore? Sure, why not. Maybe that'll fix that little black screen problem I've been having for the last few weeks.

 

Meanwhile I'll watch this video on my Samsung smartphone of how cleaning RAM will prevent this black screen problem.

 

Okay, time to play JC3.

 

Oh wait, I can't play. System restore deleted the game.

 

Let's download it again, work all day tomorrow and wait til 6pm again

My HP Beats laptop has been acting stupid too. Bought the damn thing after someone spilled soda on my older pos laptop back in July. It still worked but the keyboard died. I needed a new laptop and that was the final straw after the sound and touchpad features had stopped working a year prior to the spill.

 

At first everything was nice and a huge improvement over that sh*tty Toshiba. But then it started having wifi issues. Then 1080p videos made the screen go black if you had them in full screen for too long. Then they started lagging and buffering very slowly. Then 720p videos started buffering slowly. Today Firefox took 5 minutes to get Adblock working after closing and opening the browser for not responding over and over. Chrome is silky smooth but Firefox just stopped functioning normally. Yesterday I closed the lid which put the laptop to sleep. Opened it back up after a nap. The screen was black and the power button was just blinking away. Click buttons, hit the power button, hold it to shut it down. Nothing. Had to take the battery out then put it back in for it to work. Then I restarted the thing last night. Screen stayed black. I had to hold the power button.

 

Can I have a laptop make it through a damn December for Christ's sake? December 2013 my old laptop was lagging so bad I got so frustrated I hit the damn thing and broke the hard drive making it crash. December 2014 it had could only play sound for 30 seconds then it quit and you had to pause the sound source for 15 seconds to get it to work for another 30. No fix until getting the new laptop. The touchpad had quit and the battery lasted for 30 minutes straight and eventually died. December 2015, my 4 month old laptop starts lagging and having wifi/startup issues. Not this f*cking time. I am taking this sh*t back if it has any more issues.

Edited December 4, 2015 by Scaglietti

[ten-a-penny]

December 2013 my old laptop was lagging so bad I got so frustrated I hit the damn thing and broke the hard drive making it crash

The exact same thing happened to me with the sh*tty VAIO Sony laptop. The thing used to function nicely, but sometimes the Taskbar simply vanishes. Couldn't do anything, especially if you closed the last "open" program. Once it failed to send a file via Bluetooth (I think?), got too frustrated and smashed the keyboard hard like you did and turned it off. Tried powering it up for "a second try" but it failed to load. I could hear the broken Hard disk.

 

I had to lie to my father, saying that "my hands were wet when I was carrying it and it slipped from my hands and landed 'belly first'.".

 

Fun fact: My small weaker-than-a-PS1 Dell laptop once fell from my hands HARD and nothing happened to it. I was sitting inside waiting for the rest of the "gang" to come back, just minding my business inside my friend's house when some jackass from said friend's family kept missing with my feet. I kept "feet whipping" my feet only for the poor thing to jump off my hands and landed side-first. Surprise is? Nothing happened to it. Phew, good, I didn't tell my father I was bringing this POS with me.

[The Dedito Gae]

"It's not working properly, how about if instead of seeing what the problem is, you smash it to pieces?"

Top kek logic i have.

[Sombra]

dont lie and say youve never slammed a keyboard or threw a controller

 

at one point i threw my 360 out the window

[Mr. Scratch]

Well at least you didn't pour stout on it...

[Sombra]

 

dont lie and say youve never slammed a keyboard or threw a controller

 

at one point i threw my 360 out the window

I've never no matter how much I'm raging. And I'm not lying.

 

 

you arent raging hard enough bruh

[ten-a-penny]

Apparently I'm the only one here who still have his controllers intact, lol. PS2 controllers start "slowly dying" due to overuse (Made In China! ), while my PS3's controller have 0 flaws aside from that leather piece thing on the left stick being "unproperly attached" to the actual stick, allowing you to spin it in circles. It became a bad habit.

 

Although I did threw my PS3's controller countless times I always throw it on the bed instead. No damage!