Grumpy Old Forumers

[Richard Power Colt]

 

 

I really hate it when I'm watching porno the camera starts focusing on the performers' feet, or one licks the other one's feet, instant boner killer...And I'm paying for this sh*t...

wait wait wait, hold the f*ck up.. its 2015 and you are paying for porn?

Yeah, I want to see things in High Quality...For example, if there's cum leaking out of the dude's asshole, I want to see it clearly, not blurry...

 

lol

[Kirsty]

Quick, everybody give attention to the edgy person.

[.Smaher.]

Quick, everybody give attention to the edgy person.

I'll go get my lifetime supply of butterknives and safety scissors.

[feckyerlife]

 

 

I really hate it when I'm watching porno the camera starts focusing on the performers' feet, or one licks the other one's feet, instant boner killer...And I'm paying for this sh*t...

wait wait wait, hold the f*ck up.. its 2015 and you are paying for porn?

Yeah, I want to see things in High Quality...For example, if there's cum leaking out of the dude's asshole, I want to see it clearly, not blurry...

 

then dont watch it on your phone, play it in your tv or monitor

Quick, everybody give attention to the edgy person.

umm aren't you the crazy cat lady throwing cats at people

Edited November 24, 2015 by feckyerlife

[Kirsty]

umm aren't you the crazy cat lady throwing cats at people

 

And your point is?

[feckyerlife]

 

umm aren't you the crazy cat lady throwing cats at people

 

And your point is?

 

im just saying can't be calling someone edgy when this is your future

 

[RedDagger]

how does that make any sense

 

I can't see your point

[Kirsty]

tfw owning cats is supposedly comparable to worrying about watching cum leaking out of an asshole in HD

[Alexander]

And here I was, thinking that SprayPaintedCraniums couldn't pull off any other "quality" post. Still full of surprises.

[Affalterbach]

 

 

I really hate it when I'm watching porno the camera starts focusing on the performers' feet, or one licks the other one's feet, instant boner killer...And I'm paying for this sh*t...

wait wait wait, hold the f*ck up.. its 2015 and you are paying for porn?

Yeah, I want to see things in High Quality...For example, if there's cum leaking out of the dude's asshole, I want to see it clearly, not blurry...

Why dont you just work as a male hooker? You could see that sh*t IRL then, cristal clear. Pretty sure there are a few hombres out there who will help you with that.

 

If i were you i would really consider it.

[The Dedito Gae]

tfw owning cats is supposedly comparable to worrying about watching cum leaking out of an asshole in HD

You should throw your most vicious cat to feckerlife's dumb face, that would teach him a valuable lesson.

[Turkish Turketarian]

Only on gtaforums will you find a discussion about cats, cum, and assholes all in one.

[El Dildo]

Only on gtaforums will you find a discussion about cats, cum, and assholes all in one.

clearly you've never visited the Cats, Cum, and Assholes official chatroom....

[.Smaher.]

Technically, wouldn't cum and assholes automatically make an all-in-one discussion?

[Vik]

im just saying can't be calling someone edgy when this is your future

-snip-

 

Yes, clearly cats can affect a person's future, thank you for teaching us a valuable lesson.

 

SprayPaintedCraniums

"quality"

 

That's funny.

Edited November 24, 2015 by Vik

[El Dildo]

Technically, wouldn't cum and assholes automatically make an all-in-one discussion?

uh, no?

[.Smaher.]

 

Technically, wouldn't cum and assholes automatically make an all-in-one discussion?

uh, no?Have you been living under a rock, sir?

[AboveAndBeyoncé]

 

 

I really hate it when I'm watching porno the camera starts focusing on the performers' feet, or one licks the other one's feet, instant boner killer...And I'm paying for this sh*t...

wait wait wait, hold the f*ck up.. its 2015 and you are paying for porn?

Yeah, I want to see things in High Quality...For example, if there's cum leaking out of the dude's asshole, I want to see it clearly, not blurry...Tmi, tmi, tmi...... Lol I guess that's how you like to get down huh?

[dudclub55]

 

 

 

I really hate it when I'm watching porno the camera starts focusing on the performers' feet, or one licks the other one's feet, instant boner killer...And I'm paying for this sh*t...

wait wait wait, hold the f*ck up.. its 2015 and you are paying for porn?

Yeah, I want to see things in High Quality...For example, if there's cum leaking out of the dude's asshole, I want to see it clearly, not blurry...

Tmi, tmi, tmi...... Lol I guess that's how you like to get down huh?

 

 

That's how I get down too. )))))))))))

[feckyerlife]

 

tfw owning cats is supposedly comparable to worrying about watching cum leaking out of an asshole in HD

You should throw your most vicious cat to feckerlife's dumb face, that would teach him a valuable lesson.

 

oh no here is the edgy animal abuser

 

im just saying can't be calling someone edgy when this is your future

-snip-

 

Yes, clearly cats can affect a person's future, thank you for teaching us a valuable lesson.

 

SprayPaintedCraniums

"quality"

 

That's funny.

 

seems like they can

http://pets.webmd.com/cats/news/20150608/cat-parasite-mental-disorders

http://time.com/3912258/cats-parasite-mental-illness/

[ten-a-penny]

^ As far as I know, SWAG kids also wear tight-as-sin jeans. Which is funny - hipsters hate anything modern/mainstream yet every single swagboi wears tight jeans. lol

[.Smaher.]

What's wrong with men wearing skinny jeans?

[ten-a-penny]

What's wrong with men wearing skinny jeans?

Don't get me wrong, I usually have nothing against skinny jeans (especially since "normal" jeans are a f*cking fantasy here...), but half the time the "middle area" is so tight that I wonder how would people feel in skinny jeans.

 

OT: A mod decided to play tricks with me and refused to work....... even though it did work yesterday. All I want is putting more than one Warpaint on my character fffs!

 

I'm not even remotely sure which one stopped working properly. Racemenu or the Warpaint mod. fml

Edited November 26, 2015 by ten-a-penny

[Sombra]

i'd rather wear skinny ones than f*cking bootcut or some baggy 50 cent style sh*t

 

although that being said all i wear now are dickies work pants anyway

 

although caring about what others wear is f*cking stupid anyway

[Sombra]

bruh its just a dick im sure you got one inbetween your own legs

[UshaB]

Skinny jeans affect your nerves in your legs and can cause permanent damage for your ability to walk, as shown in this article https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2015/06/23/could-skinny-jeans-be-hazardous-to-your-health/

[Turkish Turketarian]

f*ck that, I like skinny jeans. They look better than that wide leg sh*t. When you actually wear the size that fits ya people can't see everything. And if someone does wear them too tight... stop looking! lol

Skinny jeans affect your nerves in your legs and can cause permanent damage for your ability to walk, as shown in this article https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2015/06/23/could-skinny-jeans-be-hazardous-to-your-health/

Lol no. Just no. I wear skinny jeans and they are no where near tight enough to squeeze you like that. Pick a size that fits, not the size you wish fit.

Edited November 26, 2015 by Turkish Turketarian

[UshaB]

Too tight skinny jeans look heaps bad (for men) but the, "skinny jeans" that fit can look good. I personally go for the skinny jean look alikes that are flexible so I'm able to perform kicks and stuff if needed to.

[The Dedito Gae]

I hate when people double post, bunch of peasants with sh*tty internet connection.

 

I hate when people double post, bunch of peasants with sh*tty internet connection.

 

I hate when people double post, bunch of peasants with sh*tty internet connection.

 

I hate when people double post, bunch of peasants with sh*tty internet connection.

[GTA36362355]

Ramblings of a drunk buzzard.

 

An open letter to the world

 

 

I don’t know what space you have for me. I been trying to create one for too long now that I am giving up on it. I don’t think you need me but here I am and I will be here for a while and I am not going to just sit here and watch you unravel. I want to change the very fundamentals on which you base yourself. Just another need to satisfy my soul?

So you tell me I am human, away from the animal kingdom. You tell me we humans created all there is to understand. Oh really? That’s coming from an entity which holds itself above everything, you really sure you are at the top of the said foodchain? f*ck me.

 

There is a very real world outside and I know it. Being living it since the last 23 years and maybe centuries, I don’t know. But I don’t yet fully know how real it is. At least the general perception of the real world is so wrong that I can’t believe how we have managed to uphold it till now.

 

Let there be light. This is not it. We are not bound to perform in the system and die. We have been servicing the system for way too long now. It is time the system serves us. You would say it already serves me. The laptop I hold, the internet connection I have, the f*cking fan over my head. But I ask myself, is it all that I need right now?

 

Needs are endless. Ends are nothing but desires. You govern me by desires? You govern me by my need of the hole?

f*ck you, I say. I don’t need to feed in more slaves in this system. I might be coughing, I might be dying but what does it matter anyway to you? You gave me the need to f*ck myself up. I won’t let you do it now. You tell me I have a free will? Really? My choices aren’t mine!!! It’s what you created around me. I have been here and I have been there and I have been everywhere and nowhere did I find completion. Why? Because you always led me to one more need, one more desire. That’s all you do so f*ck you. I want to be content. I want to be satisfied. Not in the dictionary sense but in the senses that you have intentionally not taught us.

 

With millions dying of disease and genocide, I ask myself why I am not one of them? You expect me to be grateful? I should be happy I am not one of them? Am I really lucky? f*ck you. Tell that to the kid that survived seeing his parents’ die. f*ck you. Tell that to the women who was raped for ten years and still alive.

 

f*ck you world, you pathetic actor. You show us all you are good and great and we are lucky to be here and life is a gift. To be honest, every f*cking thing is a subset of life and you gave us no f*cking clue to what lies outside. In fact you did. A century of hell fire or a millennium of virgin babes? f*ck you.

I don’t need you just like the cavemen never did until he hit the stones and created fire. I am on my own and I know it well and everyone else does but all act in unison and get dominated by the world. Who are we to function as a sentient being? Are we any more sentient than the mosquito that just bit me? Tell me if we are any different than a parasite sucking on its’ host planet for its needs. What do you give me other than needs?

 

f*ck you.

Edited November 28, 2015 by Mister Kay