Grumpy Old Forumers

[ten-a-penny]

You went in guns blazing? So you confess you shot the kitty dead?

Oh, you mean "coming in sirens blazing, and running all over the place so that the deaf Kirsty-wannabe kittens can actually hear me and come in" right? If so, yep.

 

OT: That awkward moment when you're looking for a mod yet you don't even know what you're searching. I'm fighting with Nexus to find some nice mods for Skyrim yet I still hadn't found anything aside from some small Sword mods. Exceptions are SkyUI, Save The Dark Brotherhood and SKSE. Everything is is very minor and half the time I don't use it (*cough* Cloaks of Skyrim */cough")

Edited November 9, 2015 by ten-a-penny

[AlienTwo]

I don't know. I just came in, "guns blazing" (since all three run towards me as soon as they hear my voice), two kittens came but the yellow one didn't. I though she were just asleep and didn't woke up, but when I saw her eyes I knew she is dead.

 

According to my mother she's been "weird" since yesterday, but I haven't seen anything wrong about her.

Where do you get all these cats?

[ten-a-penny]

Ask the male intruders who keep f*cking up other female intruders who lay their "waste" in the house, not me!

[Mr. Scratch]

I think they show up after it rains, like snails or Jehovah's witnesses.

Edited November 9, 2015 by Mr.Scratch

[AlienTwo]

 

I don't know. I just came in, "guns blazing" (since all three run towards me as soon as they hear my voice), two kittens came but the yellow one didn't. I though she were just asleep and didn't woke up, but when I saw her eyes I knew she is dead.

 

According to my mother she's been "weird" since yesterday, but I haven't seen anything wrong about her.

Where do you get all these cats?

 

Ask the male intruders who keep f*cking up other female intruders who lay their "waste" in the house, not me!

Okay, I'll bite... where do you get the male ones?

[Mr. Scratch]

You know the expression "raining cats and dogs"? Well...

[ten-a-penny]

Hmm, its complicated.

 

Assholes from both genders intrude our garden like refugees. When Happy Dandy cat #1 sleeps with Happy Dandy chick, that lil lady lay her "waste" somewhere in the garden. The "waste" grow up and start f*cking each other up, rinse-repeat til I start to hate 'em.

 

I found my first cat in a hospital and carried her with me. Got pregnant (THREE TIMES nonetheless!) and gave birth twice - she disappeared when she got pregnant the third time. However all of her children died. First born disappeared, with the second pack died due to illness one after the other. Random steer cats started to intrude our house from both genders, females ones got pregnant and either: 1. give birth in the house somewhere, and 2. gave birth somewhere else and brought the kittens here. My current "pack" follows the #2 routine.

 

Being honest? Its annoying. Having to deal with.... umm.... (adult cat #1 + 2 kittens pack #1, adult cat #2 + 1 kitten "pack" #2) 5 cats is ridiculous.

Edited November 9, 2015 by ten-a-penny

[AlienTwo]

Hmm, its complicated.

 

Assholes from both genders intrude our garden like refugees. When Happy Dandy cat #1 sleeps with Happy Dandy chick, that lil lady lay her "waste" somewhere in the garden. The "waste" grow up and start f*cking each other up, rinse-repeat til I start to hate 'em.

 

I found my first cat in a hospital and carried her with me. Got pregnant (THREE TIMES nonetheless!) and gave birth twice - she disappeared when she got pregnant the third time. However all of her children died. First born disappeared, with the second pack died due to illness one after the other. Random steer cats started to intrude our house from both genders, females ones got pregnant and either: 1. give birth in the house somewhere, and 2. gave birth somewhere else and brought the kittens here. My current "pack" follows the #2 routine.

 

Being honest? Its annoying. Having to deal with.... umm.... (adult cat #1 + 2 kittens pack #1, adult cat #2 + 1 kitten "pack" #2) 5 cats is ridiculous.

My mom had a similar problem at her ranch, she just stopped shutting the barn door and let the Coyotes help nature take it's course.

[feckyerlife]

Hmm, its complicated.

 

Assholes from both genders intrude our garden like refugees. When Happy Dandy cat #1 sleeps with Happy Dandy chick, that lil lady lay her "waste" somewhere in the garden. The "waste" grow up and start f*cking each other up, rinse-repeat til I start to hate 'em.

 

I found my first cat in a hospital and carried her with me. Got pregnant (THREE TIMES nonetheless!) and gave birth twice - she disappeared when she got pregnant the third time. However all of her children died. First born disappeared, with the second pack died due to illness one after the other. Random steer cats started to intrude our house from both genders, females ones got pregnant and either: 1. give birth in the house somewhere, and 2. gave birth somewhere else and brought the kittens here. My current "pack" follows the #2 routine.

 

Being honest? Its annoying. Having to deal with.... umm.... (adult cat #1 + 2 kittens pack #1, adult cat #2 + 1 kitten "pack" #2) 5 cats is ridiculous.

so are they all feral cats?

[ten-a-penny]

so are they all feral cats?

Yes.

 

And tbh there's nothing we can do about them.

[ten-a-penny]

At least there are only 2 female cats that has 'taken this place as a home by force'. Sure they do have children (1 child for Intruder #1 that I never give a sh*t about, and 2 - formerly 3 - for Intruder #2 who I'm thinking about keeping) but at least they aren't annoying.

 

Plus only Kirsty can beat me when it comes to obsession about cats. Which means I don't mind having them around for now

[feckyerlife]

 

so are they all feral cats?

Yes.

 

And tbh there's nothing we can do about them.

 

get a dog

[Mr. Scratch]

Open a cathouse and name it Pussy Galore.

[ten-a-penny]

 

 

so are they all feral cats?

Yes.

 

And tbh there's nothing we can do about them.

get a dog

I hate dogs.

[trip]

 

 

 

so are they all feral cats?

 

Yes.

 

And tbh there's nothing we can do about them.

 

get a dog

 

I hate dogs.

Something can be done. It takes time, patience, and maybe a few dollars.

 

We were in a similar situation with feral colonies here for years. I remember counting 16 adult cats milling about my tiny back yard one morning.

 

A lot of cities, or states have different programs and assistance to help with feral cats. I wasn't so lucky - no feral cat services where I live.

 

We trapped and spayed/neutered all of the cats. The trick is to just spay the females since they are the baby factories.

 

It has been nearly 5 years (I'm guessing) and now we just have 3 very nice feral cats that patrol this swatch of West Philadelphia.

[mr quick]

 

 

 

so are they all feral cats?

Yes.

 

And tbh there's nothing we can do about them.

get a dog

I hate dogs.

 

and cats, it would appear. Seriously. Stop having pets. You neglect them. Jesus.

Edited November 10, 2015 by Marwin

[Femme Fatale]

I hate shaving, it makes my face really f*cking itchy...

[ten-a-penny]

and cats, it would appear.

 

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No way. I fear dogs but I'm obsessed with cats.

[ten-a-penny]

I seem to attract some of the weirdest people on Xbox Live. For the past few weeks I've had two guys start following me out of the blue, I've no idea where I met them and they aren't on any of my friends' lists either.

 

They kept spamming me with game invites, party invites, and stupid messages all day every day saying stupid, annoying and awkward things like "How are you doing today?" "You still playing!" "I'm coming on in a bit!" "Accept my invite" and then they'd show up in my GTA:O sessions and start following me around and getting in my car.

 

Stop goddammit! Take the hint! I never accept your invites and I stopped responding to your messages a long time ago, why are you so obsessed with me?

 

The final straw was when they asked me "Why haven't you added me?" so I blocked them both. Goodbye, you annoying pricks.

If I were you I would say "I didn't add you because you two are f*cking creepy assholes - I hate you" before blocking them.

[dudclub55]

How are you doing today!

[dudclub55]

Why haven't you added me!

[ten-a-penny]

 

 

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Please. Don't. Just don't. For the sake of this world's sanity, stop.

 

HOW CAN THE CHRISTIANITY CROSS BE A F*CKING SATANIC SYMBOL?!?!?!? REALLY?!?!?!

 

How old are you, 10? Its basic common sense. The "proper" Cross refers to Christianity (which means following God's words and staying away from the Devil) not Satan. Go read a book or something before making baseless assumptions.

 

 

Note: Video is in Arabic.

[AlienTwo]

Because Jesus is the Devil, obviously.

[ten-a-penny]

Because Jesus is the Devil, obviously.

Sadly yes, according to the brainless Muslim extremists.

 

To top it all: In the video we clearly see an Ancient Egyptian symbol, and the author *somehow* linked THAT with the Christian cross. Bear in mind that Pharaohs existed before Moses' great grandpa was even born, much less Jesus.

 

 

I swear we are retarded.

[AlienTwo]

Yeah, and a cross is just two sticks perpendicular to each other.... not really a revolutionary or unheard of design outside of the Man-Jesus.

[ten-a-penny]

Yeah, and a cross is just two sticks perpendicular to each other.... not really a revolutionary or unheard of design outside of the Man-Jesus.

And above of that said cross is related to a religion.... An Abrahamic religion, which means its tied with the other two (Islam and Judaism), in which all three are totally against Devil and anything similar, in other words the Christianity Cross have NO relations to the Devil or anything similar.

 

*smhgifhere*

[ciel]

 

The staff at GAME in my town are so lazy and useless. A growing queue behind me and there were 4 guys standing around flapping their gums while there were only 2 staff at the checkouts.

 

*in a annoyed Welshy accent*

ffs like, shift your f*cking arses!

Why the f*ck are you at GAME for?

 

They pissed me off one too many times not getting games to my door on delivery. I recently switched to amazon who have their own delivery drivers and are more reliable, however after ordering MGSV the lazy piece of sh*t didn't deliver it until 6pm.

 

So now on I will only download my games, sometimes that £15-20 difference is worth not getting f*cked over, even if it is a massive f*cking ripoff. The US have the same prices online as in store. Is it that we are getting sh*t cheap in stores somehow or are we just getting shafted on Xbox Live?

 

f*ck knows, I am still f*cking pissed about it though.

It's the closest GAME store within miles. Pre ordering on the website is a different story, I have no complaints. Every game I bought on their website arrived on time. I'm impatient and wanted to have DQ Heroes in my hands there and then.

Edited November 12, 2015 by missanthropy

[mrpain]

Where did all the familiar faces go? I have not been on the forums for a very long time, and have barely come across a name I recognized. Also is General Chat slow nowadays? Usually it will be very active on the front page.

 

Heck still can't believe years old topics still stuck around.

 

Where the familiar people at brahs

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

I miss the days were gaming was simple and did not require first the game to come out and then 2 more updates before it became fully playable and 5 more to become enjoyable playing.

i mean...ok...games became more complicated to program but back in my old times they released demos and beta versions before they released the real thing so even a complicated game felt right at day one

 

Also i realy miss manuals...why the hell are there no manuals anymore ?

Its realy great to have a piece of paper next to you with the basic controls and not so basic controlls on along with a few tips and tricks.

these days you only get a real manual if you buy a special edition and in such case the manual is so sh*tty constructed, with usefull info and useless astetic things like cool looking images mixed with eachother up on the same page, you realy wonder if they were smoking weed when they designed the thing.

I also somehow loved the smell when opening a manual....realy miss having them as a standard.

These days...if you dont have youre pc in the same room youre gonna have to walk a lot to go trough any game thats a tad complicated...while on the way avoiding all posible spoilers posted on the internet of said game.

[mr quick]

Where did all the familiar faces go? I have not been on the forums for a very long time, and have barely come across a name I recognized. Also is General Chat slow nowadays? Usually it will be very active on the front page.

 

Heck still can't believe years old topics still stuck around.

 

Where the familiar people at brahs

I'm around. We don't know eachother, I'll fill you in. I'm the new owner of GTAF. Read more in the Q&A.