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People are pissing me off today.

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Why would you want to wear jeans in Skyrim??

Would you wear a tiny little skirt in Alaska at winter?

 

OT: Finally found a mod that lets you wear different body armors at the same time in Skyrim (e.g Dragonscale Chest Armor and, say, Glass Greaves/Pants Armor). And the Leather armor is the closest thing for normal pants.

HOWEVER......

 

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The damn thing is invisible. All the others appear normal with textures and all, but this one refuses to. AAAAGH! :angry:

 

what location is that, i dont remember it from the game

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Yes! If it was indoors and the central heating was on.

 

Denim jeans are a modern invention. They're not exactly fitting with Skyrim's medieval fantasy world.

Have fun walking outside in the snow and that's why mods exist! ;)

 

what location is that, i dont remember it from the game

Its a Castle mod. Not sure if I can post the link or not though. Just search "adopt" in Nexus and look for it there.

 

OT:

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This is gonna be a loooooong search. :sui:

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People are pissing me off today.

welcome to life

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My theatre troupe is doing a "haunted theatre", as we do ever year. This is my first year participating in it, and I didn't want to be something that required tons of makeup and a costume, so I became a guide for the experience. Yesterday during set up, our tech director told us that we needed to dress up as something ominous, if you will. That was a nice little bombshell to drop on us. Now, I have to come up with a costume before five o'clock. I'm leaning towards Jack the Ripper, as it would be easy to portray someone who has no actual form.

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People are pissing me off today.

It's Halloween, everyone's behind a mask good time to get even. lol
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A week of unbearable back pain. 4 hours sleep in 30 hours. Awesome.

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Windows update f*cked up my shortcuts on my mouse, now I can't switch desktops with one button -.-

Switch desktops? Is one desktop not good enough? First world problems me thinks

 

 

Seems relevant....

 

 

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Switch desktops? Is one desktop not good enough? First world problems me thinks

All the complaints in this thread are first world problems... All of your complaints are first world problems, what's your point? Can't be grumpy about something that's a first world problem now?

 

Guess this thread should be locked then /s

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Dd curses heavily at everyone, he doesn't give a sh*t. As soon as I talk "rude" he jumps on my throat "its not right".

 

"Its not right" my ass. Then don't curse at everything you see in front of you first THEN come talk! :angry:

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Why would you want to wear jeans in Skyrim??

Because Chuck Norris

 

Denim jeans are a modern invention. They're not exactly fitting with Skyrim's medieval fantasy world.

Tell that to Thomas The Tank Engine flying around Whiterun setting people on fire.

 

Sometimes a game is just so god damn awesome that you wish you could toggle the genre whenever you want.

 

I would kill for a proper martial arts mod, or some properly designed guns. All I did in Skyrim was run around shirtless wearing ragged trousers, hand/footwraps and just suplexed and uppercutted f*ckers off of balconies.

 

 

 

 

Side note: Waking up at 4am to go to work at 8am for 9 hours sucks massive sh*tsticks.

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If that is the case, Macho Man Randy Savage is the daedric prince of the motherf*cking elbow drop.

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Why would you want to wear jeans in Skyrim??

Because Chuck Norris

 

Denim jeans are a modern invention. They're not exactly fitting with Skyrim's medieval fantasy world.

Tell that to Thomas The Tank Engine flying around Whiterun setting people on fire.

 

Sometimes a game is just so god damn awesome that you wish you could toggle the genre whenever you want.

 

I would kill for a proper martial arts mod, or some properly designed guns. All I did in Skyrim was run around shirtless wearing ragged trousers, hand/footwraps and just suplexed and uppercutted f*ckers off of balconies.

 

 

 

 

Side note: Waking up at 4am to go to work at 8am for 9 hours sucks massive sh*tsticks.

 

 

Well, maybe Thomas is a trans-dimensional Daedric Prince?

 

Not sure about that, but he sure is racist against those diesels.

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It was foggy as f*ck today and some people had the nerve to drive with their lights off. Damn inconsiderate pricks need to be taken off the road, they're a danger to everyone...

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Who the hell comes into your room without knocking, claps you on the head, then leaves without saying a word? My family is so f***ing weird

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: unless you happen to be a dog or a cat, that's quite weird and very funny lmao

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Who the hell comes into your room without knocking, claps you on the head, then leaves without saying a word? My family is so f***ing weird

I use to have a roommate that would get drunk every night then proceed to go into everyones bed rooms and stare at them

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Who the hell comes into your room without knocking, claps you on the head, then leaves without saying a word? My family is so f***ing weird

I use to have a roommate that would get drunk every night then proceed to go into everyones bed rooms and stare at them

 

That's not annoying, that's scary.

 

lol scary no, creepy yes. he use to say that he is fascinated by what people dream about. but then it got really creepy when we started to have parties and people would sleep on the couches and they would wake up to him staring lol

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My mom is about to give me a lecture on my driving for going 5 over the speed limit.

 

I really don't like listening to her. A whole ton of other cars pass me all the time, and I think it's because my mom makes me a hazard on the road. Like she kept telling to turn at the last minute, but to get annoyed because I'm going 5 over the speed limit because I'm tired of other cars passing/tailgating me because I'm going too slow?

 

That's just BS.

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The staff at GAME in my town are so lazy and useless. A growing queue behind me and there were 4 guys standing around flapping their gums while there were only 2 staff at the checkouts.

 

*in a annoyed Welshy accent*

ffs like, shift your f*cking arses!

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My mom is about to give me a lecture on my driving for going 5 over the speed limit.

 

I really don't like listening to her. A whole ton of other cars pass me all the time, and I think it's because my mom makes me a hazard on the road. Like she kept telling to turn at the last minute, but to get annoyed because I'm going 5 over the speed limit because I'm tired of other cars passing/tailgating me because I'm going too slow?

 

That's just BS.

When giving her a lift, open the trunk and say "Please sit here, we'll arrive sooner than you expect, just keep your arms and legs as stretched as possible and you'll be fine".

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My mom is about to give me a lecture on my driving for going 5 over the speed limit.

Are you typing this while driving? Speeding no less!
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My mom is about to give me a lecture on my driving for going 5 over the speed limit.

 

I really don't like listening to her. A whole ton of other cars pass me all the time, and I think it's because my mom makes me a hazard on the road. Like she kept telling to turn at the last minute, but to get annoyed because I'm going 5 over the speed limit because I'm tired of other cars passing/tailgating me because I'm going too slow?

 

That's just BS.

 

To be fair, it is her job to teach you not to do that. I'm an anus so I enjoy going the speed limit especially when there's some stuck-up c*nt nugget in a Tesla behind me with too much money and not enough time.

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The staff at GAME in my town are so lazy and useless. A growing queue behind me and there were 4 guys standing around flapping their gums while there were only 2 staff at the checkouts.

 

*in a annoyed Welshy accent*

ffs like, shift your f*cking arses!

Why the f*ck are you at GAME for?

 

They pissed me off one too many times not getting games to my door on delivery. I recently switched to amazon who have their own delivery drivers and are more reliable, however after ordering MGSV the lazy piece of sh*t didn't deliver it until 6pm.

 

So now on I will only download my games, sometimes that £15-20 difference is worth not getting f*cked over, even if it is a massive f*cking ripoff. The US have the same prices online as in store. Is it that we are getting sh*t cheap in stores somehow or are we just getting shafted on Xbox Live?

 

f*ck knows, I am still f*cking pissed about it though.

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Returned from school, wanted to check for my little kittens.....

 

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The yellow cat... dead. :( I still hadn't even decided what to name her. smh

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I don't know. I just came in, "guns blazing" (since all three run towards me as soon as they hear my voice), two kittens came but the yellow one didn't. I though she were just asleep and didn't woke up, but when I saw her eyes I knew she is dead.

 

According to my mother she's been "weird" since yesterday, but I haven't seen anything wrong about her.

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I'm grumpy because Tenpenny seems to have a cat die every other week and wondering why he persists on owning pets, something ain't right with this picture.

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And that's how the zombie outbreak started...a dead cat in a third world country...the end.

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I'm grumpy because Tenpenny seems to have a cat die every other week and wondering why he persists on owning pets, something ain't right with this picture.

You don't want to get me started here.

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