Grumpy Old Forumers

[ciel]

 

 

I don't think it really matters whether it's legal or she's a minor or whatever.

 

What is she going to do, call the cops on her mum?

Threaten to. If the mother doesn't stop, then yes, get the authorities involved.

 

Who knows, maybe OP is a little irresponsible with her mail, and her mom only wants to make sure she handles her business.

 

In any case, i'm pretty sure you'll just give the cop you'd go to with this complaint a new story to laugh at over beers after work.

 

 

Bloody hell this woman knows everything about me, that makes her dangerous.

 

And on a serious note, I live with her and I leave for work before the post arrives. She opens everything besides my parcels and bank statements.

 

edit: inb4 lel u live with ur m0m?

i work but right now it's just the way it is, also cheaper.

Edited August 19, 2015 by missanthropy

[mr quick]

Some c*nt nugget stole my damned outboard motor. It's not even a good motor. All I've got to go on is that a white estate was seen speeding away from the dock at ~2 AM. They also stole a neighbor's motor.

[ten-a-penny]

My father's logic is beyond broken.

So let me get this straight....

You watching porn and sassy whores is TOTALLY fine, but me talking to my schoolmates that happen to have a vagina is a sin? Eat a dick and rot in Hell dad.

[ciel]

My father's logic is beyond broken.

So let me get this straight....

You watching porn and sassy whores is TOTALLY fine, but me talking to my schoolmates that happen to have a vagina is a sin? Eat a dick and rot in Hell dad.

I'm sorry but this made me giggle. Dad's hate being told their wrong and get really pissed at least in my experience.

[AlienTwo]

 

My father's logic is beyond broken.

So let me get this straight....

You watching porn and sassy whores is TOTALLY fine, but me talking to my schoolmates that happen to have a vagina is a sin? Eat a dick and rot in Hell dad.

I'm sorry but this made me giggle. Dad's hate being told their wrong and get really pissed at least in my experience.

 

Dad's aren't ever wrong. - Me, a Dad.

[Th3MaN1]

My father's logic is beyond broken.

So let me get this straight....

You watching porn and sassy whores is TOTALLY fine, but me talking to my schoolmates that happen to have a vagina is a sin? Eat a dick and rot in Hell dad.

Either your dad tries too hard, or you're lying.

 

Or maybe he wants you to be gay.

[ten-a-penny]

Here's an interesting story.

My father decided to have some fun with his phone so he decided to download multiple apps, from weather stuff to, well, you know what I mean. He kept messing up his phone, and clicked on an option that inverts the colors of the screen. My parents didn't had any idea how to stop it, so they called me for help. Since I knew about this feature, I knew where to go. I turned the Inverted Colors option off and handed the phone back to my mother and returned to Skyrim, admiring the Draw Distance.

 

Only to hear screaming coming from my parents. The second my mother saw me, the second she start yelling. "THERE'S NOTHING JUST GO." and my father kept staring at me with an angry face. What happened? That mofo had pron-y sh*t downloaded in the Gallery and my mother saw it. He ran away with "I didn't agree to download this nonsense - must have came up with the apps I was downloading."

 

 

I have proof of that f*cker having porn videos/apps in his phone but I'm not sure if I should warn my mother. Its literally forbidden to watch this kind of stuff in my religion but I'm not sure if I should tell my mother about this or should I stay shut about it because he's my father after all. Hmmpt!

[TheFlareEntercounter]

Here's an interesting story.

My father decided to have some fun with his phone so he decided to download multiple apps, from weather stuff to, well, you know what I mean. He kept messing up his phone, and clicked on an option that inverts the colors of the screen. My parents didn't had any idea how to stop it, so they called me for help. Since I knew about this feature, I knew where to go. I turned the Inverted Colors option off and handed the phone back to my mother and returned to Skyrim, admiring the Draw Distance.

 

Only to hear screaming coming from my parents. The second my mother saw me, the second she start yelling. "THERE'S NOTHING JUST GO." and my father kept staring at me with an angry face. What happened? That mofo had pron-y sh*t downloaded in the Gallery and my mother saw it. He ran away with "I didn't agree to download this nonsense - must have came up with the apps I was downloading."

 

 

I have proof of that f*cker having porn videos/apps in his phone but I'm not sure if I should warn my mother. Its literally forbidden to watch this kind of stuff in my religion but I'm not sure if I should tell my mother about this or should I stay shut about it because he's my father after all. Hmmpt!

Tell her for teh lulz.

[ciel]

Here's an interesting story.

My father decided to have some fun with his phone so he decided to download multiple apps, from weather stuff to, well, you know what I mean. He kept messing up his phone, and clicked on an option that inverts the colors of the screen. My parents didn't had any idea how to stop it, so they called me for help. Since I knew about this feature, I knew where to go. I turned the Inverted Colors option off and handed the phone back to my mother and returned to Skyrim, admiring the Draw Distance.

 

Only to hear screaming coming from my parents. The second my mother saw me, the second she start yelling. "THERE'S NOTHING JUST GO." and my father kept staring at me with an angry face. What happened? That mofo had pron-y sh*t downloaded in the Gallery and my mother saw it. He ran away with "I didn't agree to download this nonsense - must have came up with the apps I was downloading."

 

 

I have proof of that f*cker having porn videos/apps in his phone but I'm not sure if I should warn my mother. Its literally forbidden to watch this kind of stuff in my religion but I'm not sure if I should tell my mother about this or should I stay shut about it because he's my father after all. Hmmpt!

 

 

Your dad is a hypocrite, telling you what to do when he's in the wrong himself.

Dads gon be dads.

[ten-a-penny]

And here's the fun part. He keep yelling at me for "cussing" yet every time I hang out with him, all I'm hearing from his is swearing. Seriously, when I "cuss" IRL I only say minor things such as "donkey-brain/idiot/etc" yet all I hear from him is things like motherf*cker.

 

How about you watch your OWN TONGUE before you accuse me of swearing?

[ciel]

And here's the fun part. He keep yelling at me for "cussing" yet every time I hang out with him, all I'm hearing from his is swearing. Seriously, when I "cuss" IRL I only say minor things such as "donkey-brain/idiot/etc" yet all I hear from him is things like motherf*cker.

 

How about you watch your OWN TONGUE before you accuse me of swearing?

 

I was going to make a joke but I'll refrain from doing so

 

I don't know much about your religion but isn't the father supposed to guide you in the best way possible or some sh*t like that? To ensure you lead a wholesome/humble life, I'm sure it says something alike in the Qu'ran.

[Crokey]

Here's an interesting story.

My father decided to have some fun with his phone so he decided to download multiple apps, from weather stuff to, well, you know what I mean. He kept messing up his phone, and clicked on an option that inverts the colors of the screen. My parents didn't had any idea how to stop it, so they called me for help. Since I knew about this feature, I knew where to go. I turned the Inverted Colors option off and handed the phone back to my mother and returned to Skyrim, admiring the Draw Distance.

 

Only to hear screaming coming from my parents. The second my mother saw me, the second she start yelling. "THERE'S NOTHING JUST GO." and my father kept staring at me with an angry face. What happened? That mofo had pron-y sh*t downloaded in the Gallery and my mother saw it. He ran away with "I didn't agree to download this nonsense - must have came up with the apps I was downloading."

 

 

I have proof of that f*cker having porn videos/apps in his phone but I'm not sure if I should warn my mother. Its literally forbidden to watch this kind of stuff in my religion but I'm not sure if I should tell my mother about this or should I stay shut about it because he's my father after all. Hmmpt!

You know that new car you wanted... no seriously, you need a new car

 

Unless blackmail is not in order, in which case....

 

Nah, you need that new car.

[ten-a-penny]

 

And here's the fun part. He keep yelling at me for "cussing" yet every time I hang out with him, all I'm hearing from his is swearing. Seriously, when I "cuss" IRL I only say minor things such as "donkey-brain/idiot/etc" yet all I hear from him is things like motherf*cker.

 

How about you watch your OWN TONGUE before you accuse me of swearing?

I was going to make a joke but I'll refrain from doing so

 

I don't know much about your religion but isn't the father supposed to guide you in the best way possible or some sh*t like that? To ensure you lead a wholesome/humble life, I'm sure it says something alike in the Qu'ran.

That's the problem though. He's doing the exact f*cking opposite.

1. Don't want me to lie? Well stop lying to every single human you see in your pathetic life ESPECIALLY if I'm around.
2. Don't want me to cuss? Well don't cuss when I'm around.
3. Don't want me to talk to "the aliens that are called girls"? Well no sh*t. Do you want me to stay virgin for the rest of my life? No go f*ck yourself.

He's annoying in every way, shape, and form, possible.

[TheFlareEntercounter]

 

 

And here's the fun part. He keep yelling at me for "cussing" yet every time I hang out with him, all I'm hearing from his is swearing. Seriously, when I "cuss" IRL I only say minor things such as "donkey-brain/idiot/etc" yet all I hear from him is things like motherf*cker.

 

How about you watch your OWN TONGUE before you accuse me of swearing?

I was going to make a joke but I'll refrain from doing so

 

I don't know much about your religion but isn't the father supposed to guide you in the best way possible or some sh*t like that? To ensure you lead a wholesome/humble life, I'm sure it says something alike in the Qu'ran.

That's the problem though. He's doing the exact f*cking opposite.

1. Don't want me to lie? Well stop lying to every single human you see in your pathetic life ESPECIALLY if I'm around.
2. Don't want me to cuss? Well don't cuss when I'm around.
3. Don't want me to talk to "the aliens that are called girls"? Well no sh*t. Do you want me to stay virgin for the rest of my life? No go f*ck yourself.

He's annoying in every way, shape, and form, possible.

 

Fathers are like that. My father always tells me he never swears in front of his parents (although that's not really true) but he curses all that is holy in front of everyone else.

[Finn 7 five 11]

OT: My mom opens my mail all the time. Her excuse is "it could be important". No, you're just nosey.

Yeah because when you have less than 8 hours to live, or some sh*t, they send it in the mail right? Actually makes me mad haha.

 

Anyway, my rant is on chicks and their damn perfume, not all chicks are like this of course. I hear all the time from girls: "Oh guys always put on too much cologne, it's only supposed to be a little behind your ears, and some your wrists. But some chicks, especially fat chicks seem to put that sh*t into every pore of their body, so much so you can smell it 30 feet behind, it's insanity, and hypocrisy. Guys do it too, but we're not always complaining about it and providing "Advice" on how it should be done.

And another thing, a very large proportion of girls perfume sucks, it's all fruity and flowery smelling, and old people wear rotten fruit, which baffles me, sometimes that stuff has hints of urine too! It smells like damn toilet spray, yeah there's some nice girls perfume, but not the one's I am getting whiffs of strolling around a mall on a weekend, I can put up with an over-cologned guy because that stuff usually smells pretty damn good, it's strong 'manly' and kinda wakes you up. When girls on the whole stop smelling like flowers and all 'pretty' things will start looking up, get some more of that sandalwood stuff going around (I have shares in a farm, so please.)

 

So lesson here is: Either wear a small amount so when you are extremely close you smell nice, if your perfume is insanely sweet and sickly smelling, or you are wearing two litres of it don't wear any at all, and if you're fat, well perfume isn't going to make you lose weight so lose the perfume.

Edited August 24, 2015 by Finn 7 five 11

[Laura91]

That reminds me of when I was on the city bus yesterday. This chick got on the bus and she smelled like a huge coconut. It was kind of amusing in a weird way. Then, it really made me want a coconut.

Edited August 24, 2015 by Laura91

[ClaudX]

At school, my locker is between two girls. One got kicked out last year near the beginning and I got used to having no one next to me. She came back this year and now the place smells worse than the school farm. I prefer the cows over her and her band of friends that hang around her locker.

[TheMcSame]

So a hard drive died off a few days back, didn't loose anything though. If you're wondering it was Samsung Spinpoint M8 (basically a Seagate Momentus). On the plus side, I ripped a 250GB drive out my 360 (~6 years old and the drive seems to be going fine, doesn't have trouble spinning up like the other one, though it's a Seagate momentus ), a 60GB HGST travelstar (dismantled it though, it was a 9 year old IDE drive, just isn't worth the money to get an IDE adapter/enclosure for an extra 60GB) and a 500GB WD Scorpio Blue which is just over 4 years old.

 

Still 250GB down though, but I do have another two laptops to take apart, though I only have faith in one of the drives since one of the laptops looks like it's been through a war.

Edited August 24, 2015 by TheMcSame

[Aerovitia]

Speaking about annoying guy..

 

I have an annoying friend on my class. VERY annoying. He always asking me the non-sense questions, asking me about my every personal things, asking me to sell my old phone for a really cheap price while he doesn't even have the money yet, telling me if I'm wasting myself for subscribing mobile data and cable TV and recommending me to use the single pay, permanent cable TV (which isn't even exist IIRC), etc. Somehow I want to whack him, but I wouldn't do it for many reasons.

 

I have many unique friends, but this is just very annoying to me.

[ten-a-penny]

My heart decided to be a dick the last 2 days. You know that annoying thing, when you inhale air "too much" you feel like a digger is stabbing you in your heart and gets worse the more you inhale, and vice versa? Yeah, that annoying thing happened to me 2 days ago.

 

From +16:30 to the next day morning. I'll let you do the counting. At least yesterday it became a bit easier. It only hurts when I laugh. Haha-oowh.

[drifter.]

It's been about my fifth time today spending thirty minutes trying to figure why I got a certain question wrong on mymathlab. I've been working on math since 4:00 pm. I really hate how much time math homework takes out of my day, and mymathlab isn't all hat great either. I'm trying to get these questions turned in before midnight, Reminds me of how people care more about their grades than they care about actually learning.

[Nick1020]

I swear if I see anymore of my white Facebook "friends" say n*gger on a page or anywhere I'm gonna just curse them out or silently unfriendly them.

Edited August 25, 2015 by Nick1020

[ciel]

I hate that my bedroom is at front of the house, some tosser kept honking his horn and woke me up. It's 2:20am, what the actual f*ck.

[AboveAndBeyoncé]

So some dumb ass in my house stupidly comes out the bathroom and manages to lock the door to the bathroom... I'm frustrated about it cause I had to get up and use the bathroom only to find out the door is locked and no one is inside. Needless to say the usual methods of unlocking it didn't work, I had to become Handy Manny and unscrew the whole doorknob in order to unlock the door... It frustrated me but this big piece of chocolate cake will relax me

[B7R]

Playing an Online game tonight and came across a person with the attitude of a 5 year old.

 

This guy had no idea how to kill, He had weapons but wasn't really using them because he can't seem to learn how too.

 

Anyway I kill him (Only because he starts being a JackA*S) to everyone else that's killing him. And while the other guys are attacking each other I go back up to Mr Five Year old and kill him again

 

"OMG GT9 yoou r scuh ra nuub"

 

At this point i'm going to admit because he said that It set me off in a way to argue with him about he's skills on the game. I tell him if he can't learn the hard way and deal with being killed in the game then he shouldn't be playing it at all.

(He had poor grammar by the way) he starts cussing me out in the chat saying how I'm a noob and I'm the one with the five year old attitude and can't play for sh*t yadda yadda.

 

No dude you got it wrong BIG TIME... Your the one acting like a five year old here because the moment someone comes and kills you start moaning and crying over it... He should be lucky it isn't real life (One life and your gone forever if you waste it)

 

Then he grabs the bag of insults and starts insulting me (that's when an Idea pops into me head) I say to him "Hey Kid, If you do not quit with the name calling I will cut your parents internet service".

 

He ignored what I said ^ above the first time i mentioned it (He seems to have no clue of how he even makes it onto the internet) I mention I work for Comcast Internet and I will suspend he's parents Internet service if he does not quit moaning and crying over being killed.

 

Then he turns around after reading that line of text about me working for Comcast and says .... No No No don't cut my internet off... please please don't do it, My dad is gonna kill me.

 

I tell him if he doesn't apologize for moaning and crying over being killed in a virtual game then I will do it, No iffs or buts.

 

He's next line in the chat "I'm sorry everyone for complaining about being killed, won't do it again I promise"

 

Whole sever just laughed at that point and he left shortly after (Should of Screen Captured it) ... and I left soon after as my fun train had run out of coal and everything died down in the sever.

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Why did I post this in the Grumpy thread? Good question I posted it here because (even through it's widely known) that kids can't handle being killed in a virtual game and insist on crying over it. Also I wish to mention the fact that while It was funny it was annoying as heck having to deal with he's attitude while I'm trying to relax and game.

 

I don't always pull the "I work for Comcast" trick but I have read about it working in the past on kids who are moaning and crying over a game.

 

 

Grumpy post for the night - OVER!

 

Edit - Fixed missing text.

Edited August 26, 2015 by GrandTheftNine

[MCMXCII]

I hate that my bedroom is at front of the house, some tosser kept honking his horn and woke me up. It's 2:20am, what the actual f*ck.

Sorry that was me!

[ten-a-penny]

I hate myself.

Can somehow remember a fragment of a dream I had when I was 6 years old yet I can't even remember what I had on lunch yesterday.

[Mr. Scratch]

That's because I took your lunch yesterday.

[ten-a-penny]

I feed my little kitten and put her back on her 'bed' then 13 minutes later she start screaming. Bitch I have already fed you!

 

Is it normal for newborn kittens to cry and scream even if you fed them?

[Mr. Scratch]

Give it some booze, it works for babies, should work for cats.