Grumpy Old Forumers

[mr quick]

Every f*cking night some asshole f*cking crane fly comes into my room and flies around like a god damn retard. I hate those pieces of sh*t, I can't imagine that they make a valuable contribution to the ecosystem.

[ten-a-penny]

Every f*cking night some asshole f*cking crane fly comes into my room and flies around like a god damn retard. I hate those pieces of sh*t, I can't imagine that they make a valuable contribution to the ecosystem.

You haven't seen sh*t.

So here I am, poisoning my Ebony arrow with Lingering Damage Health, going stealthy, about to kill that annoying Thalmor jackass..... Only for a fly to get right in my nose. Only for my whole plan to fail and get detected.

I HATE YOU, FLYS!

[wiizardii]

ahh I poop tonight

[Mr. Scratch]

 

 

It's still open but expensive as sh*t.

There's a reason this movie exists. And if you're a horror fan it's worth a watch.

 

Uh, I think I'll pass.

Weakling.

[feckyerlife]

i feel more confused after watching that trailer

[ciel]

 

It's still open but expensive as sh*t.

There's a reason this movie exists. And if you're a horror fan it's worth a watch.

Noted squire.

[Undyne]

 

Every f*cking night some asshole f*cking crane fly comes into my room and flies around like a god damn retard. I hate those pieces of sh*t, I can't imagine that they make a valuable contribution to the ecosystem.

You haven't seen sh*t.

So here I am, poisoning my Ebony arrow with Lingering Damage Health, going stealthy, about to kill that annoying Thalmor jackass..... Only for a fly to get right in my nose. Only for my whole plan to fail and get detected.

I HATE YOU, FLYS!

A fly decided to buzz by my ear this morning at 9 am and wake me up from the nicest dream I've had in a while. Not to mention that I wasn't able to sleep afterwards. Things like this make me question why these annoying little pesky creatures exist.

[feckyerlife]

 

 

Every f*cking night some asshole f*cking crane fly comes into my room and flies around like a god damn retard. I hate those pieces of sh*t, I can't imagine that they make a valuable contribution to the ecosystem.

You haven't seen sh*t.

So here I am, poisoning my Ebony arrow with Lingering Damage Health, going stealthy, about to kill that annoying Thalmor jackass..... Only for a fly to get right in my nose. Only for my whole plan to fail and get detected.

I HATE YOU, FLYS!

A fly decided to buzz by my ear this morning at 9 am and wake me up from the nicest dream I've had in a while. Not to mention that I wasn't able to sleep afterwards. Things like this make me question why these annoying little pesky creatures exist.

 

to troll you in real life

[ten-a-penny]

The only good thing the fly's do is letting other creatures live, outside in forests and such. But in places full of people they serve no purpose other than spreading disease and/or annoying the sh*t out of us.

[Mr. Scratch]

 

 

It's still open but expensive as sh*t.

There's a reason this movie exists. And if you're a horror fan it's worth a watch.

Noted squire.

Uh, great? You're literally the only person I know to use "squire" in a conversation. That's p rad.

[mr quick]

 

 

 

It's still open but expensive as sh*t.

There's a reason this movie exists. And if you're a horror fan it's worth a watch.

Noted squire.

Uh, great? You're literally the only person I know to use "squire" in a conversation. That's p rad.

 

[Mr. Scratch]

Doubtful.

[ciel]

I have it book marked on my laptop, will let you know what i think soon.

[TheFlareEntercounter]

I was at the cemetery on my way to put some flowers on my grandmother's grave when I find a group of 4 goth-looking teens taking selfies with the graves, then one of them posed with my grandmother's gravestone. I was really f*cking mad about it, it's a place where dead people's memories can rest in peace forever, and these f*cking ugly acne-infested teens come and take pictures with the graves. I abstained myself from shoving the flowers down that little sh*t's throat, I just told her and her friends to f*ck off somewhere else, that there are many other creepy places to take pictures instead of disrespecting graves in a cemetery, and they tell me to go annoy someone else and that they think differently.

 

I swear I'm going to bring the taser with me next time I visit the cemetery.

I once encountered sh*tdicks like these in the local graveyard. They weren't doing that with any of my relative's graves but I still got pissed at them. So then, I took one of these red, plastic jar thingies with candles in them that were laying around in the trashcan and tossed it at them. Then my mother gave me a lecture on how violence is never the answer. Ah well, at least they f*cked off.

[mr quick]

 

I was at the cemetery on my way to put some flowers on my grandmother's grave when I find a group of 4 goth-looking teens taking selfies with the graves, then one of them posed with my grandmother's gravestone. I was really f*cking mad about it, it's a place where dead people's memories can rest in peace forever, and these f*cking ugly acne-infested teens come and take pictures with the graves. I abstained myself from shoving the flowers down that little sh*t's throat, I just told her and her friends to f*ck off somewhere else, that there are many other creepy places to take pictures instead of disrespecting graves in a cemetery, and they tell me to go annoy someone else and that they think differently.

 

I swear I'm going to bring the taser with me next time I visit the cemetery.

I once encountered sh*tdicks like these in the local graveyard. They weren't doing that with any of my relative's graves but I still got pissed at them. So then, I took one of these red, plastic jar thingies with candles in them that were laying around in the trashcan and tossed it at them. Then my mother gave me a lecture on how violence is never the answer. Ah well, at least they f*cked off.

 

OTT:

The view from my bedroom window:

 

 

 

 

Also my workplace and where most of my relatives lay buried. Surprisingly, there's a lot less shenanigans going on these days, compared to before. I've lived here all my life, and when I was a kid we used to play in the bushes behind the mailboxes. Now, it's mostly left alone. The only things that happen really is that every weekend there's a beer can on the wall by the parking lot(because this is a popular spot for pirate taxi pickups) and the occasional "car meet" consisting of 2 guys in nasty Volvos or nasty BMW's who do some poor excuses for donuts in the parking lot.

Edited August 7, 2015 by Marwin

[AlienTwo]

Wow. I'm a gump today because my BFF for life has abandoned me to "spend more time with his family."

 

What the f*ck, Jon?? I thought I was your family!!! Replacement dad Trevor will never live up to you.

[feckyerlife]

 

 

I was at the cemetery on my way to put some flowers on my grandmother's grave when I find a group of 4 goth-looking teens taking selfies with the graves, then one of them posed with my grandmother's gravestone. I was really f*cking mad about it, it's a place where dead people's memories can rest in peace forever, and these f*cking ugly acne-infested teens come and take pictures with the graves. I abstained myself from shoving the flowers down that little sh*t's throat, I just told her and her friends to f*ck off somewhere else, that there are many other creepy places to take pictures instead of disrespecting graves in a cemetery, and they tell me to go annoy someone else and that they think differently.

 

I swear I'm going to bring the taser with me next time I visit the cemetery.

I once encountered sh*tdicks like these in the local graveyard. They weren't doing that with any of my relative's graves but I still got pissed at them. So then, I took one of these red, plastic jar thingies with candles in them that were laying around in the trashcan and tossed it at them. Then my mother gave me a lecture on how violence is never the answer. Ah well, at least they f*cked off.

 

OTT:

The view from my bedroom window:

 

 

 

 

Also my workplace and where most of my relatives lay buried. Surprisingly, there's a lot less shenanigans going on these days, compared to before. I've lived here all my life, and when I was a kid we used to play in the bushes behind the mailboxes. Now, it's mostly left alone. The only things that happen really is that every weekend there's a beer can on the wall by the parking lot(because this is a popular spot for pirate taxi pickups) and the occasional "car meet" consisting of 2 guys in nasty Volvos or nasty BMW's who do some poor excuses for donuts in the parking lot.

 

do you live in a tent?

[ten-a-penny]

Going to the beach. Aaah, the only time people at my age could have some freedom. Ya know, where you can go around attacking everyone on-sight with sand balls if you are a child or, if you are around my age, try to drown your friends. The perfect place to have some freedom where your parents would let you go around.

.

.

.

.... Except it doesn't work with me. So here I am, about to stand on my hands underwater (my favorite thing to do when I'm swimming) only to see that jackass called "Father" gets in the way. Apparently, I'm sh*t at swimming and know jack sh*t about it just because I don't actually swim around, but instead prefer using my feet when I'm underwater to move around. Jackass decided to grab me from my hands and try to make me "float", like how people do with their little children when they're teaching them how to swim.

 

Leave me alone dad. All I'm asking is some FREEDOM. No, I'm decent in swimming - I don't care about the actual "swimming" part. The whole reason I wanted to go to the beach is so I can walk/stand on my hands while being underwater. GTFO.

[TheFlareEntercounter]

 

 

 

I was at the cemetery on my way to put some flowers on my grandmother's grave when I find a group of 4 goth-looking teens taking selfies with the graves, then one of them posed with my grandmother's gravestone. I was really f*cking mad about it, it's a place where dead people's memories can rest in peace forever, and these f*cking ugly acne-infested teens come and take pictures with the graves. I abstained myself from shoving the flowers down that little sh*t's throat, I just told her and her friends to f*ck off somewhere else, that there are many other creepy places to take pictures instead of disrespecting graves in a cemetery, and they tell me to go annoy someone else and that they think differently.

 

I swear I'm going to bring the taser with me next time I visit the cemetery.

I once encountered sh*tdicks like these in the local graveyard. They weren't doing that with any of my relative's graves but I still got pissed at them. So then, I took one of these red, plastic jar thingies with candles in them that were laying around in the trashcan and tossed it at them. Then my mother gave me a lecture on how violence is never the answer. Ah well, at least they f*cked off.

 

OTT:

The view from my bedroom window:

 

 

 

 

Also my workplace and where most of my relatives lay buried. Surprisingly, there's a lot less shenanigans going on these days, compared to before. I've lived here all my life, and when I was a kid we used to play in the bushes behind the mailboxes. Now, it's mostly left alone. The only things that happen really is that every weekend there's a beer can on the wall by the parking lot(because this is a popular spot for pirate taxi pickups) and the occasional "car meet" consisting of 2 guys in nasty Volvos or nasty BMW's who do some poor excuses for donuts in the parking lot.

 

do you live in a tent?

 

Judging by the shadow, I'm pretty sure that's a house.

[ciel]

I want to live in a cold climate forever. I've had enough of this heat.

[Mr. Scratch]

Wait, Wales=heat? I can't even.

[ciel]

Wait, Wales=heat? I can't even.

It's hard to believe, I know.

Edited August 7, 2015 by missanthropy

[Mr. Scratch]

 

Wait, Wales=heat? I can't even.

It's hard to believe, I know.

Unicorns are easier to believe in.

[sivispacem]

It was 26°c in the Gower last weekend. It's supposed to be even hotter tomorrow. Enjoy!

[Aqua97]

Never usually gets above 18°c here, the advantages of living on an island.

But anything over 20°c and I start to melt, Makes me wonder how these people can go to hot country's for their holidays.

Edited August 8, 2015 by Aqua97

[PhillBellic]

People with no Spatial Awareness make me Grumpy.

[Crokey]

F*ck you Southerners and Cockneys and your hot weather.

 

Yours sincerely

 

A Summerless Scotsman

[ten-a-penny]

On the topic of weather, you people will surely hate Libya, or at least Tripoli. Holy sh*t, its so hot here in the summer. Yes I know, its called Summer for a reason, but Tripoli is unusually hot in the summer compared to the rest of the country.

 

Sometimes I wish I could live in Windhelm in Skyrim.

Edited August 8, 2015 by ten-a-penny

[PhillBellic]

On the topic of weather, you people will surely hate Libya, or at least Tripoli. Holy sh*t, its so hot here in the summer. Yes I know, its called Summer for a reason, but Tripoli is unusually hot in the summer compared to the rest.

 

Sometimes I wish I could live in Windhelm in Skyrim.

As an Australian, I think I'd do well enduring the Weather, and Climate there.

[Smith John]

F*ck you Southerners and Cockneys and your hot weather.

 

Yours sincerely

 

A Summerless Scotsman

Beat me to it.

 

The summer here this year has been exceedingly sh*te. Nothing abnormal about that in Scotland, but given the past 2/3 summers were decent enough to provoke consideration in me signing up to some hippy global warming organisation, it's been fairly disappointing this year.