Grumpy Old Forumers

[*MURDOC*]

Put a little line of STP across her windshield wipers.

 

She won't even notice, until one day, it will rain, she'll turn on the wipers and subsequently won't be able to see sh*t.

 

 

 

 

Probably won't be able to get it off either.

Edited August 1, 2015 by *MURDOC*

[Ai®a©ob®a]

Really getting pissy now...Earlier it was only two cars now the whole street is basically blocked and they are even parking in my dead neighbor yard..

 

 

I just talked to one of the Officers driving around he said he's going to start ticketing these cars in 20 minutes if they aren't moved.

Edited August 1, 2015 by Troubadour

[ten-a-penny]

Better plan: Smash the cars' windows and leave a letter that says something like "this is what you'll get for parking your car in a road that can barely let 2 cars pass, you idiot!".

 

OR blow their tires up. Be creative.

[TheMcSame]

Blowing their tyres up wouldn't be a smart move tbh, it just means the car will be there even longer.

 

 

Anyway, my little grump. Nvidia has recalled certain Shield Tablets, and obviously, me being me, I have one of the models that are being recalled... On the plus side I'll get a new tablet and hopefully a new charger and another one of their lengthy ass micro USB cables. Don't know what they'll want to do with the old tablet (they haven't said anything about sending it to them or collecting it, only that they'll remotely deactivate it). Hehe, either way, I'm keeping the charger and the Micro USB cable. I could do with another 2.1A charger and the Micro USB cable... I've got enough of them but the ones with the shield are like 4 miles long.

[ciel]

My neighbours aren't doing themselves any favors by blasting ABBA at 1:30am in their back yard. They're the same f*cking assholes who keep parking their 20 cars on our side of the street. There are other people living on this street too that cant park anywhere else because you f*cktards are taking spots that dont belong to you. Seriously how many cars does a family of 4 need?

 

I hate my neighbourhood.

Edited August 2, 2015 by missanthropy

[Herbanov]

I was at the cemetery on my way to put some flowers on my grandmother's grave when I find a group of 4 goth-looking teens taking selfies with the graves, then one of them posed with my grandmother's gravestone. I was really f*cking mad about it, it's a place where dead people's memories can rest in peace forever, and these f*cking ugly acne-infested teens come and take pictures with the graves. I abstained myself from shoving the flowers down that little sh*t's throat, I just told her and her friends to f*ck off somewhere else, that there are many other creepy places to take pictures instead of disrespecting graves in a cemetery, and they tell me to go annoy someone else and that they think differently.

 

I swear I'm going to bring the taser with me next time I visit the cemetery.

[Mr. Scratch]

My neighbours aren't doing themselves any favors by blasting ABBA at 1:30am in their back yard.

 

Kill them.

 

[ten-a-penny]

 

My neighbours aren't doing themselves any favors by blasting ABBA at 1:30am in their back yard.

Kill them.

And I though *I* was violent.

[Mr. Scratch]

Who said anything about violence?

[ten-a-penny]

Who said anything about violence?

Killing is obviously violence, if it was intentional.

And I've been like this for the looooooooongest time.

[Mr. Scratch]

No, it isn't.

[B7R]

I was at the cemetery on my way to put some flowers on my grandmother's grave when I find a group of 4 goth-looking teens taking selfies with the graves, then one of them posed with my grandmother's gravestone. I was really f*cking mad about it, it's a place where dead people's memories can rest in peace forever, and these f*cking ugly acne-infested teens come and take pictures with the graves. I abstained myself from shoving the flowers down that little sh*t's throat, I just told her and her friends to f*ck off somewhere else, that there are many other creepy places to take pictures instead of disrespecting graves in a cemetery, and they tell me to go annoy someone else and that they think differently.

 

I swear I'm going to bring the taser with me next time I visit the cemetery.

 

Jesus FC, This almost made me want to vomit, the world has some disgusting people but this is one method of becoming a heartless brick.

 

And they tell you to go annoy someone else? I would of been ready to lose it at that point and grabbed their phones and smashed them and say this is what you get for being disrespectful to the dead and if you want to make fun of the dead then you should take a good long look at yourself because your going to end up dead and unloved sooner or later.

 

 

 

I'm Truly sorry that you had to see some disrespectful people taking selfies to your grandmothers grave, I hope your grandmother is proud that you at least tried to stand up for yourself and tell em to bugger off.

Edited August 2, 2015 by GrandTheftNine

[PhillBellic]

 

I was at the cemetery on my way to put some flowers on my grandmother's grave when I find a group of 4 goth-looking teens taking selfies with the graves, then one of them posed with my grandmother's gravestone. I was really f*cking mad about it, it's a place where dead people's memories can rest in peace forever, and these f*cking ugly acne-infested teens come and take pictures with the graves. I abstained myself from shoving the flowers down that little sh*t's throat, I just told her and her friends to f*ck off somewhere else, that there are many other creepy places to take pictures instead of disrespecting graves in a cemetery, and they tell me to go annoy someone else and that they think differently.

 

I swear I'm going to bring the taser with me next time I visit the cemetery.

 

Jesus FC, This almost made me want to vomit, the world has some disgusting people but this is one method of becoming a heartless brick.

 

And they tell you to go annoy someone else? I would of been ready to lose it at that point and grabbed their phones and smashed them and say this is what you get for being disrespectful to the dead and if you want to make fun of the dead then you should take a good long look at yourself because your going to end up dead and unloved sooner or later.

 

 

 

I'm Truly sorry that you had to see some disrespectful people taking selfies to your grandmothers grave, I hope your grandmother is proud that you at least tried to stand up for yourself and tell em to bugger off.

 

I'd be notifying the Cemeteries Management about it. That sh*t is not on, in my book.

[B7R]

 

 

I was at the cemetery on my way to put some flowers on my grandmother's grave when I find a group of 4 goth-looking teens taking selfies with the graves, then one of them posed with my grandmother's gravestone. I was really f*cking mad about it, it's a place where dead people's memories can rest in peace forever, and these f*cking ugly acne-infested teens come and take pictures with the graves. I abstained myself from shoving the flowers down that little sh*t's throat, I just told her and her friends to f*ck off somewhere else, that there are many other creepy places to take pictures instead of disrespecting graves in a cemetery, and they tell me to go annoy someone else and that they think differently.

 

I swear I'm going to bring the taser with me next time I visit the cemetery.

 

Jesus FC, This almost made me want to vomit, the world has some disgusting people but this is one method of becoming a heartless brick.

 

And they tell you to go annoy someone else? I would of been ready to lose it at that point and grabbed their phones and smashed them and say this is what you get for being disrespectful to the dead and if you want to make fun of the dead then you should take a good long look at yourself because your going to end up dead and unloved sooner or later.

 

 

 

I'm Truly sorry that you had to see some disrespectful people taking selfies to your grandmothers grave, I hope your grandmother is proud that you at least tried to stand up for yourself and tell em to bugger off.

 

I'd be notifying the Cemeteries Management about it. That sh*t is not on, in my book.

 

Good luck getting them to do anything about it through, Most will say it happened once and it's not likely to happen again and there's not much they can do ( my local council is like this)

 

If the cemetery has security guards on the other hand then it might be a different story.

Edited August 2, 2015 by GrandTheftNine

[Ai®a©ob®a]

I was at the cemetery on my way to put some flowers on my grandmother's grave when I find a group of 4 goth-looking teens taking selfies with the graves, then one of them posed with my grandmother's gravestone. I was really f*cking mad about it, it's a place where dead people's memories can rest in peace forever, and these f*cking ugly acne-infested teens come and take pictures with the graves. I abstained myself from shoving the flowers down that little sh*t's throat, I just told her and her friends to f*ck off somewhere else, that there are many other creepy places to take pictures instead of disrespecting graves in a cemetery, and they tell me to go annoy someone else and that they think differently.

 

I swear I'm going to bring the taser with me next time I visit the cemetery.

I've seen that before while i was visiting family members grave sites....

 

I walked over and didn't give any hints i was upset about it and asked if i could see the photos and they handed over the phone i promptly deleted all of the pictures handed the phone back and told them to leave.

[Dottie]

Some random gave me a 9k bounty

Fml ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Ai®a©ob®a]

Some random gave me a 9k bounty

Fml ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I'll do that when i'm bored or just the mercs or muggers after em.

 

Sometimes i'll do all three at once

[Reformed Squid]

My brother and I were eating lunch and the can of Coke he got said "Share a Coke with your Bro". He didn't share it with me.

[Ai®a©ob®a]

You do get what you paid for aha...

 

I bought a pair of $1 earbuds from the dollar store and it sounds like i'm listening to music in a bar and the band is all the way across the room with the doors closed.

[ten-a-penny]

Old headset's left ear doesn't play the sound, decided to buy another.

 

Problem is, even though this is an exact replica it overheats way too easy and the battery empties a lot faster. I could play music with the old one for at least 3 days before it stops working due to weak battery charge, and I sometimes start talking to my father and someone else and completely forget to turn it off. But the new one is a whole different story - the new one stops working after, like... 2 days? WITHOUT continuous usage.

 

Now I'm forced to keep this thing charging all the f*cking time. -_-

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

Sick of dumbass Google Drive. I moved a sh*t ton of photos over to it from my desktop three hours ago and they're still not showing up on my phone. Took two f*cking hours for one f*cking photo to sync yesterday. Right when I need it the most it decides to f*ck up.

[ten-a-penny]

Sick of dumbass Google Drive. I moved a sh*t ton of photos over to it from my desktop three hours ago and they're still not showing up on my phone. Took two f*cking hours for one f*cking photo to sync yesterday. Right when I need it the most it decides to f*ck up.

Same thing happened to me, except it was with Imgur.

For some reason my PC can't use Bluetooth, which means I can't send the pic by other means. Decided to upload said image in Imgur under my account there. I grabbed my phone, turned on the Wifi, waited ages for Chrome to start (its fast my ass...), only to discover that I have forgot my password.

 

*rage mode activate!*

[Reformed Squid]

Oh great, they f*cked up changed youtube again.

[ten-a-penny]

Oh great, they f*cked up changed youtube again.

And I was wondering what the Hell is wrong with YouTube yesterday. Started watching something, decided to pause it for it to "recharge" so I can watch in peace without it constantly loading. Only to discover that I can't start the video. Any attempt to play the video, it shows the "Pause" symbol when I click in.

 

Piss off YouTube.

[Kaiju Blue]

What are you going on about? The new video player look is pretty cool, and I haven't had any issues with it.

 

People always complain when youtube changes in the slightest, then become completely okay with it 2 days later. The backlash makes me grumpy.

[Mr. Scratch]

I don't understand why they have to change the UI and general placement of things like favorites so often.

[mr quick]

 

1. change layout

 

watch as everyone freaks out

 

everyone freaks out

 

everyone goes to website to see what they need to freak out about

 

ad revenue

 

[Mr. Scratch]

Doubtful. It's probably just Google trying to be fresh all the time. You know what's fresh though? Not data mining.

[ciel]

Everybody loves my neice,my question is why? She has a fog horn for a mouth, she craves attention and she's a 20 year old coke head. Not to mention 11 weeks pregnant by a guy who would sell his own kid for a fix.

 

If she asks me to babysit I'm dumping that kid at the nearest child services, it'll be better off.

[Flachbau]

I honestly think that new video layout is way better, in regards to YT. I don't have to guess what's behind the black, solid bar now.