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So I was eating some pizza earlier until I accidentally dropped a slice on the floor. Then my sister's dog came along and started eating said pizza slice. Bye bye, pizza slice.

 

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See, what you do here is when the dog is eating its food, you spill it onto the floor and eat it yourself to teach it a lesson. Trust me, I'm a veterinary psychotheraphilaharmonicist.
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So I was eating some pizza earlier until I accidentally dropped a slice on the floor. Then my sister's dog came along and started eating said pizza slice. Bye bye, pizza slice.

 

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Hey, Dogs enjoy pizza to y'kno? How else was he gonna get a whole slice of his own?

 

Just make sure it doesn't have onion in it.

 

...onions on pizza?

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So I was eating some pizza earlier until I accidentally dropped a slice on the floor. Then my sister's dog came along and started eating said pizza slice. Bye bye, pizza slice.

 

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Hey, Dogs enjoy pizza to y'kno? How else was he gonna get a whole slice of his own?

 

Just make sure it doesn't have onion in it.

 

...onions on pizza?

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Onions contain an ingredient called thiosulphate which is toxic to cats and dogs. The ingestion of onions causes a condition called hemolytic anemia, which is characterized by damage to the red blood cells. Onion toxicity can cause the red blood cells circulating through your pet's body to burst.

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So I was eating some pizza earlier until I accidentally dropped a slice on the floor. Then my sister's dog came along and started eating said pizza slice. Bye bye, pizza slice.

 

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Hey, Dogs enjoy pizza to y'kno? How else was he gonna get a whole slice of his own?

 

Just make sure it doesn't have onion in it.

 

...onions on pizza?

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Onions contain an ingredient called thiosulphate which is toxic to cats and dogs. The ingestion of onions causes a condition called hemolytic anemia, which is characterized by damage to the red blood cells. Onion toxicity can cause the red blood cells circulating through your pet's body to burst.

 

I'm aware of what onions can do to dogs if they injest said onions, but still...onions on pizza? Edited by LightningLord

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Quote trains make me grumpy.

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So I was eating some pizza earlier until I accidentally dropped a slice on the floor. Then my sister's dog came along and started eating said pizza slice. Bye bye, pizza slice.

 

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Are you implying you were planning to eat that pizza? From the ground?

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So I was eating some pizza earlier until I accidentally dropped a slice on the floor. Then my sister's dog came along and started eating said pizza slice. Bye bye, pizza slice.

 

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Are you implying you were planning to eat that pizza? From the ground?Why would I eat pizza from the floor? =P
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So I was eating some pizza earlier until I accidentally dropped a slice on the floor. Then my sister's dog came along and started eating said pizza slice. Bye bye, pizza slice.

 

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Are you implying you were planning to eat that pizza? From the ground?
Why would I eat pizza from the floor? =P

 

Oh i just thought that you were sad (grumpy) because the dog stole your pizza slice from the floor.... I mean i would totally grab the slice and eat it anyway :D

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I'm reading through this wikipedia discussion on whether a section of perfectly valid information should be added to an article and it's pissing me off, "you people are making vague claims of censorship that has nothing to do with our policy" well it does if you're partaking in it you f*cking f*ckass c*nt now how about you get off of wikipedia and let it show the facts you corporation dick-sucking sh*t eating piece of alligator jizz god f*cking christ

 

I'M ANGRY

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I'm reading through this wikipedia discussion on whether a section of perfectly valid information should be added to an article and it's pissing me off, "you people are making vague claims of censorship that has nothing to do with our policy" well it does if you're partaking in it you f*cking f*ckass c*nt now how about you get off of wikipedia and let it show the facts you corporation dick-sucking sh*t eating piece of alligator jizz god f*cking christ

 

I'M ANGRY

I tried to add something to a Wikipedia page about something i forget what i had a lot of relevence infomation to replace false info that was on the page i even included my sources...

 

They deleted everything i wrote and told me if i edited the page with false info again i would be banned...

 

So i got yelled at for deleting and replacing false infomation with true and current infomation...

 

Figure that one out? Ever since i've not bothered adding anything.

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Quote trains make me grumpy.

 

Yeah all these people who don't edit their quotes

 

just make it so that you're only including one person in the quote

 

s'easy.

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Quote trains make me grumpy.

 

Yeah all these people who don't edit their quotes

 

just make it so that you're only including one person in the quote

 

s'easy.

 

I usually do but it's not as easy when you're on your phone

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This is making me grumpy...

 

-previous picture was a radar showing heavy rainfall, It since cleared so the picture is no longer revelvent-

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Yeah, Cleveland will do that to you.

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If grumpy and old are the only prerequisites, count me right in.

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I'm grumpy because I woke up from a nap with sharp shooting pains in my legs only to look down & notice both of my legs are really red, hot to the touch & really swollen bad it hurts to even walk.

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^what the f*ck...? That can't be a good sign.

 

Why am I grumpy? Dollar stroll is tonight. It's like an annoying parade of hipsters.

 

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If you think one night of Hipsters is bad, you shouldn't come to Edinburgh during August. The Edinburgh Festival is like a Hipster Ghetto.

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If you think one night of Hipsters is bad, you shouldn't come to Edinburgh during August. The Edinburgh Festival is like a Hipster Ghetto.

Doc knows...

 

Phila hipster map according to Yelp.

 

I'm smack dab in the middle of the red dot farthest to the left on the map. Strange thing is that red dot would have meant crime concentration not too many years ago. 'Proud to have lived here during those days...don't get me started. I've used this thread enough to moan about hating the gentrification of my once unique and great neighborhood.

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I was at an amusement park today and I saw these two fat assess walking around with matching "Brony" shirts. They looked like they hadn't been outside in years, probably because they spend too much time in their parents' basement. They had long, scraggly beards and extremely pale skin, like vampires. One of them was saying very loudly for everyone to hear "I wonder what my Mom's cooking me for dinner?". Keep in mind that they were in their late 20's or early 30's. I really felt telling him to shut the f*ck up, but there was a bunch of little kids around and I didn't want to ruin their experience.

 

People like that really grind me gears. Why do they feel the need to talk so loudly when obviously nobody cares about their pathetic lives?

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. I'm so tired of incompetent mother f*cks working stores. I went to the music shop and asked about strings, plecs, pickups, etc. and they f*cking didn't know sh*t. Then I spent 10 minutes at the gas station describing a potato lefse to some 0 year-old whose only response was a sustained "uh". His boss finally came and told me they didn't stock them any more. Ugh.

I walk into gamestop yesterday this girl whom i've never seen before in there (i know everybody who works there) I don't judge people based on looks but i just had a feeling she wasn't going to know what i was about to ask her for.

 

I walk in and she says Hi, Welcome to gamestop blah blah blah can i help you find anything? I said yeah i need a recharable battery pack for an 360 controller i swear she looked me dead in the eyes and said ummmm what's a 360 rechargeable battery pack?

 

I said it's a battery that i can put into my controller and recharge it, She says OhOkay!!! *Turns around to the wall behind the counter and her eyes darting back and forth she picks up a PS4 Charging Dock and puts it on the counter and starts to ring it up i said that's not it again she looked me dead in the eys and said...Umm i'm pretty sure it is.

 

I said that clearly says Playstation 4 Controller Dock. Oh silly me! hang on she turns around again and grabs something for a DS i said no that's not it either i said what i need is right there and pointed it out to her she looks at me and said where? i said can i show you? she says sure so i walk around the counter and pick it up she looked at me and said Oooh!! That's what that is i was wondering.

 

Either i got trolled hard or she blew somebody to get that job i'm really hoping she was trolling me otherwise i've lost a little faith in gamestop hiring of people.

 

I've walked into Gamestop before and had an 80 year old woman help me and knew exactly what i was asking for...

Related to this, a local Club I visit (If you're from overseas, basically it is a bar and dining place with gambling that requires a membership to visit)

Anyway, I have been going there for a few weeks, then they renovated the dining area and had an outside caterer take over, it's quite nice, it's called "Star Buffet".

 

Anyway, my issue is that the group that is doing the food is entirely Asian, and they all have poor English, all the chefs, all the waiters, everyone. Twice Now I have called for information, the first time was when the buffet opened. I asked which days they served seafood

"Weekends only, thank you bye bye"

When in fact it is every single day of the week.

The second time I called I was checking which day the members draw was and what time.

"Members draw is at 7pm Wednesday I think, lemme check....Yes 7pm."

 

The members draw is only Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday you idiot, and there is 4 draws from 6:30pm to 8:30pm and I went out of my way to go there, just for the draw, only to find it wasn't actually on, bloody idiots, could have asked any one of the 10 staff that are always working around the bar, at the reception, or the security guards. Jesus.

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Oh boy, saw something today that pissed me off too. I was at Walmart, and there was a teen swaggot riding around the store on one of those motorized scooters they have for handicapped folks. The little bastard had a smug grin on his face as he cruised slowly down the aisles. He seemed to find it funny that now some poor soul with a broken leg would be forced to walk around the big store with crutches. Kids like that piss me off because they think they're being rebels and being hilarious, but in reality they're being inconsiderate assholes. I would've loved to see the parents' reaction to his little stunt.

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Well, isn't this just the perfect f*cking Saturday?

 

SOMEONE in this house (not me) had to go and forget about their bath that was running, which then overflowed and water ended up seeping through the floor and into the downstairs bathroom's light fixture filling it with water, thus rendering it inoperable and putting the whole electrical system at risk of shorting out.

 

Thanks to this, the light in the downstairs bathroom is now out of commission, the upstairs' bathroom' floor is sodden and the bath/shower can't be used. Fan-f*cking-tastic...

 

I'm THIS close to brutally killing someone right now.THIS f*cking close. If I can't take my shower tomorrow...

 

There. Will. Be. Blood.

 

Some of you may consider this to be a 1st world problem, maybe, but I was really looking forward to my shower today. Have been feeling grubby all day and I now have to wait until tomorrow at the very least...

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I understand that as a citzen once you post a picture or video on the internet there's probably nothing much you can do to claim that you own it or you are the legal creator of the picture / video. But my grumpy post today is probably going to explain what I'm trying to say.

 

I made a twitter Role playing account for GTAV 2 years back and it wasn't successful but lets say people enjoyed it. I would post pictures and videos of what my Role playing account was up to in terms of GTAV activity.

 

Now I made this picture that said I was hiring in GTAV (Used Photoshop but used my Game capture to take the photo) I opened it up in Photoshop and made something that would suit the hiring theme of my role playing account. Good all done and save it as.

 

Upload it to twitter on January 1st 2014 and post "Now Hiring", at the most got 3 favorites and one one retweet (Note this is not for Attention but rather role playing and those that say it's for attention will be ignored)

 

I was happy with that

 

Come 2015 I now see a similar Role playing account to what I do (They made their own similar to mine because my RP account was inactive for some time but after a while but I would come back and tweet)

 

I see a re-tweet from that same similar RP account I was talking about USING MY DAM PICTURE THAT I Made (well captured and edited with in photoshop) Not one little bit of credit to my account for making it or thanks. ( I get you that there's nothing I can do and lost ownership for ever, which I understand) But come on... I spent time making that picture only to have it stolen from me and have it used by someone else who can't be bothered to open up PS and make their own. Any who I asked on my RP account If I could at least have credit for the picture (no one else besides me even tweeted or uploaded the picture anywhere else during the whole time it was on twitter.) At the most I expect to probably be blocked or ignored.

 

Unfortunately I have the original picture (before it was edited and after it was edited but I don't think I have the photoshop document it was created on.)

 

I'll admit it's nice to see someone using my picture but without due credit knowing exactly where they got it from only boils my blood more. Now if you excuse me I'm probably going to at least put watermarks in my photos so it doesn't happen again.

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lost ownership for ever.

Pretty sure all works are automatically copyrighted upon creation in Australia. You might get away with reporting the post for copyright infringement but it seems like too much fuss over something like that.

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Sex offenders are getting free 4-bedroom houses at taxpayers expense, yet this person spent 3 years in an infamous prison, most of it in solitary confinement, for allegedly stealing a backpack. There were 31 court dates that were supposed to happen but never did. After finally being released, he committed suicide. http://abcnews.go.com/US/kalief-browder-life-death-man-spent-years-trial/story?id=31643296

 

What the serious f*ck. This is absolutely deplorable and sickening.

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lost ownership for ever.

Pretty sure all works are automatically copyrighted upon creation in Australia. You might get away with reporting the post for copyright infringement but it seems like too much fuss over something like that.

 

Thanks... Might just do that If they don't give a decent response or just outright ignore me.

 

 

I understand where your coming from with the picture and saying how it might seem too much over it but this took time to come up with and create.

 

Guess I can count myself lucky and that it wasn't one of my videos either.

 

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