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Went to start my car and it cranks but won't start. Basically idnicitive of the chip key being bad. So I went to Lowe's and they cut me a new key and programmed it. Went to start my car and it's still not starting. So either they programmed the key wrong or there's something else going on. f*ck my life

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Went to start my car and it cranks but won't start. Basically idnicitive of the chip key being bad. So I went to Lowe's and they cut me a new key and programmed it. Went to start my car and it's still not starting. So either they programmed the key wrong or there's something else going on. f*ck my life

The battery probably died.

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At least you have a car and can afford to fix said car you whiney f*cking chump.

 

I agree though, f*ck your life.

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I mean, I've encountered some very strange positions--this particular person seemed to be an 'anarcho'-capitalist, which is itself a contradictory and utterly bizarre ideology--but I've never seen anyone claim that feudalism only existed according to Marx, and that capitalism is 10,000 years old. It was just too much.

WTF... Is that guy unacquainted with the Middle Ages? Maybe he's just trolling, though... Let's hope so. The part about capitalism being 10,000 years old, holy sh*t.

 

BRO IT'S HUMAN NATURE

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Went to start my car and it cranks but won't start. Basically idnicitive of the chip key being bad. So I went to Lowe's and they cut me a new key and programmed it. Went to start my car and it's still not starting. So either they programmed the key wrong or there's something else going on. f*ck my life

The battery probably died.If the battery was dead it wouldn't crank. It's doing literally the same thing it does if you take a non chip key and try to start it. It will crank but it never gives it enough has to start. So the chip inside the key is f*cked. I bet they didn't program it to the correct model year at Lowes. I'm going to look up my Vin and confirm the model year and if it's different than what I told him I will go back and see if I can exchange it.

At least you have a car and can afford to fix said car you whiney f*cking chump.

 

I agree though, f*ck your life.

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I mean, I've encountered some very strange positions--this particular person seemed to be an 'anarcho'-capitalist, which is itself a contradictory and utterly bizarre ideology--but I've never seen anyone claim that feudalism only existed according to Marx, and that capitalism is 10,000 years old. It was just too much.

WTF... Is that guy unacquainted with the Middle Ages? Maybe he's just trolling, though... Let's hope so. The part about capitalism being 10,000 years old, holy sh*t.

 

BRO IT'S HUMAN NATURE

 

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At least you have a car and can afford to fix said car you whiney f*cking chump.

 

I agree though, f*ck your life.

Yes I am so fortunate to have a 16 year old car with 161,000 miles on it

 

 

 

Yeah, actually you f*cking are.

 

You are seriously one of the most out of touch with reality people I've encountered in all my years on this forum, and that's really saying something.

 

Your life is not bad, not even f*cking close, get the f*ck over it.

 

Buy a f*cking journal or something and write about how badly your life "sucks" in there, because you have no idea what it's like to live any semblance of a difficult life.

 

 

You're young, you have opportunities, you have a career, you have money.

Enjoy what you f*cking have, instead of forcing yourself to see everything in the worst way possible.

The way you're coming off is very unhealthy mentally, I suggest you seek help, and I'm not even trying to be a dick by saying that, I'm dead serious.

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Went to start my car and it cranks but won't start. Basically idnicitive of the chip key being bad. So I went to Lowe's and they cut me a new key and programmed it. Went to start my car and it's still not starting. So either they programmed the key wrong or there's something else going on. f*ck my life

The battery probably died.
If the battery was dead it wouldn't crank. It's doing literally the same thing it does if you take a non chip key and try to start it. It will crank but it never gives it enough has to start. So the chip inside the key is f*cked. I bet they didn't program it to the correct model year at Lowes. I'm going to look up my Vin and confirm the model year and if it's different than what I told him I will go back and see if I can exchange it.

At least you have a car and can afford to fix said car you whiney f*cking chump.

 

I agree though, f*ck your life.

Yes I am so fortunate to have a 16 year old car with 161,000 miles on it

 

 

holy sh*t your life sucks. Here I thought beheading, gang rape, the bombing of innocent civilians, and malaria was bad, but damn. I can't even imagine what it must be like to have a mediocre car.

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Yes I am so fortunate to have a 16 year old car with 161,000 miles on it

Uh, yes you are. My old car was just about as old and had more mileage. I'm pretty sure you can get your car fixed. It isn't like this, is it?

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Yes I am so fortunate to have a 16 year old car with 161,000 miles on it

 

 

holy sh*t your life sucks. Here I thought beheading, gang rape, the bombing of innocent civilians, and malaria was bad, but damn. I can't even imagine what it must be like to have a mediocre car.

 

 

 

Dude goes right past the "first world problems" thing, and goes straight to "delusional".

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Yes I am so fortunate to have a 16 year old car with 161,000 miles on it

 

holy sh*t your life sucks. Here I thought beheading, gang rape, the bombing of innocent civilians, and malaria was bad, but damn. I can't even imagine what it must be like to have a mediocre car.

 

 

Dude goes right past the "first world problems" thing, and goes straight to "delusional".

You're right it is a first world problem but people bitch about their cars all the time. Just because there are people getting beheaded in some places doesn't mean it isn't frustrating when your car won't start.

 

I think I'm just going to go to the dealer sometime this week and see if they can test my key to see if it was programmed correctly. And if it wasn't programmed correctly I will just have them make me one and return the other one to Lowes. And then once this is all take care of that POS car is being traded in. I'm sick of it

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Don't you own a Mustang? I'll take it off your hands for free if you'd like :^:

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Such a shame that you have to go through so terrible an ordeal, our thoughts and prayers are with you in this tough time.

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Don't you own a Mustang? I'll take it off your hands for free if you'd like :^:

V6 Automatic mate.

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Don't you own a Mustang? I'll take it off your hands for free if you'd like :^:

V6 Automatic mate.

 

ewwww :p

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Don't you own a Mustang? I'll take it off your hands for free if you'd like :^:

V6 Automatic mate.

 

ewwww :p

Yep. That's why I'm getting an R/T Challenger with a 6 speed. I need to compensate for the time I spent driving the V6 Stang.

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Better than having no car at all honestly. Only bad thing is that its an auto :p

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Don't you own a Mustang? I'll take it off your hands for free if you'd like :^:

V6 Automatic mate.

 

ewwww :p

Yep. That's why I'm getting an R/T Challenger with a 6 speed. I need to compensate for the time I spent driving the V6 Stang.

 

 

 

Wow, your life really does suck, I'm so sorry I judged you.

 

I wish you all the best.

 

 

 

Have you thought about updating your profile?

 

Because this...

I've decided to make a change in my life and look at the positive side of things. No more being negative or dwelling on my past. I live in the here and now and I'm only looking forward from here on out.

 

 

Is just complete and utter bullsh*t.

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You'll never see anything good in your future if you choose not to open your eyes.

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Don't you own a Mustang? I'll take it off your hands for free if you'd like :^:

V6 Automatic mate.

 

ewwww :p
Yep. That's why I'm getting an R/T Challenger with a 6 speed. I need to compensate for the time I spent driving the V6 Stang.

 

 

Wow, your life really does suck, I'm so sorry I judged you.

 

I wish you all the best.

 

 

 

Have you thought about updating your profile?

 

Because this...

I've decided to make a change in my life and look at the positive side of things. No more being negative or dwelling on my past. I live in the here and now and I'm only looking forward from here on out.

 

Is just complete and utter bullsh*t.

It's hard to look at the positive side of things when there is nothing positive in my life. Mainly due to my own actions and partially due to stuff out of my control. I am the reason my life is bad. It sucks but I made my bed and now I have to sleep in it.

 

I don't know why my mind won't accept it and let me settle into my low level life. Idk why my subconscious keeps hoping for better things and thinking I have stuff to look forward to. My mind just loves to f*ck with me I guess

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Get help.

 

There's seriously something wrong here.

 

I'm going from hating you to being legitimately concerned.

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Get help.

 

There's seriously something wrong here.

 

I'm going from hating you to being legitimately concerned.

My main issues are mental. Which like I said it's my fault for developing such a f*cked up personality. Which drives all women away from me which means I will be single forever and be lonely and childless my whole life. I want to one day have a family and find love but it can't happen and that f*cks me up mentally

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Your mind does like messing with you, but that doesn't mean it's your fault. You can discount the advice of Internet forum dwellers, but it's harder to discount the opinions of trained professionals or close friends or family. You can absolutely fix your situation, but you need more than your own mental fortitude and self-loathing to do so: find a friend or professional. They will give you far more comprehensive responses to your worries than any of us could. We can only know what you tell us.

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"It's my fault" is a big part of your problem.

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You have been intimate with a woman and you didn't have to pay her. Believe me you're doing a lot better than the "Forever Alone" crowd. It was easier for our ancestors as marriage was sacred back then and everyone was paired off to a partner of similar social standing by the village matchmaker or their parents. Nowadays things are difficult, but certainly not insurmountable. Just try and get back on the horse, so to speak.

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My main issues are mental. Which like I said it's my fault for developing such a f*cked up personality. Which drives all women away from me which means I will be single forever and be lonely and childless my whole life. I want to one day have a family and find love but it can't happen and that f*cks me up mentally

Well, have you tried getting help?
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Went to start my car and it cranks but won't start. Basically idnicitive of the chip key being bad. So I went to Lowe's and they cut me a new key and programmed it. Went to start my car and it's still not starting. So either they programmed the key wrong or there's something else going on. f*ck my life

The battery probably died.
If the battery was dead it wouldn't crank. It's doing literally the same thing it does if you take a non chip key and try to start it. It will crank but it never gives it enough has to start.

Not true at all. It could well be the battery being on its way out, in fact that's probably the cause. The RFID chips in the keys suddenly and mysteriously dying is extremely rare.

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Well, I am trying to find the 1988 Revisited edition of the book Weapons and Tactics of the Soviet Army, by David C. Isby, and it's crazy how the second hand prices go up to 130 bucks. It may be a rare exemplar but those prices are totally exorbitant.

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Why that one in particular? The best book on the subject IMO is "Soviet Strategic Thought, 1917-91".

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