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I will never never drink rurn again. I feel like f*cking sh*t, I don't know how I even got to get home.

For future reference, rum should be drunk with something else in small quantities(mojito). You're not a pirate.

Only sh*t rum- IE white rum with the exception of cachaça. Good rum (like a nice añejo golden or quality rhum agricole) should be sipped like a fine whisky.

 

Jesus why do you know so much? Stop knowing so much.

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I will never never drink rurn again. I feel like f*cking sh*t, I don't know how I even got to get home.

For future reference, rum should be drunk with something else in small quantities(mojito). You're not a pirate.

Only sh*t rum- IE white rum with the exception of cachaça. Good rum (like a nice añejo golden or quality rhum agricole) should be sipped like a fine whisky.

 

 

How about we switch jobs? I'll be the security adviser and you be the bartender.

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I will never never drink rurn again. I feel like f*cking sh*t, I don't know how I even got to get home.

For future reference, rum should be drunk with something else in small quantities(mojito). You're not a pirate.

Only sh*t rum- IE white rum with the exception of cachaça. Good rum (like a nice añejo golden or quality rhum agricole) should be sipped like a fine whisky.

 

How about we switch jobs? I'll be the security adviser and you be the bartender.

If Sivi could clone himself he could probably put us all out of work tbh

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The situation just angers me because it's kind of making me realize how physically unattractive time I am. I realize my Aspbergers and autistic tendencies make me unattractive in the personality and emotional department. And my failure so far on dating sites has made me realize how lacking I am in the physical appearence department.

No, no, no, your sh*tty attitude is a much bigger repellent to any woman. Maybe get some new clothes, rocking the casual t-shirt/jeans/sneakers combo every day isn't a good idea. You had that picture where you tried those clothes a while ago in the member photos topic. Go from that and get yourself some new threads, homebolio.

I feel like I don't have the body type or the underlying personality to wear anything else. I'm too tall and if I wear anything else than t-shirts and jeans it just doesn't look right. I honestly wish I was like 5'9. I feel my body proportions would be a lot better.

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Mr. Scratch

Well that's why you should try something else. Think Henley shirts or stuff like that. And get someone's opinion.

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How about we switch jobs? I'll be the security adviser and you be the bartender.

Naa, sounds like you need the practice ;)

 

In all fairness though, you wouldn't adulterate a £50 a bottle 15 year old scotch with unnecessary additions, why do so with a £50 a bottle, 15 year old rum?

 

But yeah, try Appleton Estate 12-year or El Dorado 15-year and then come back and tell me that rum should only be drunk with mixers.

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You're not a pirate.

 

 

No, but I drive a Toyota Yarrrrris.

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How about we switch jobs? I'll be the security adviser and you be the bartender.

Naa, sounds like you need the practice ;)

 

In all fairness though, you wouldn't adulterate a £50 a bottle 15 year old scotch with unnecessary additions, why do so with a £50 a bottle, 15 year old rum?

 

But yeah, try Appleton Estate 12-year or El Dorado 15-year and then come back and tell me that rum should only be drunk with mixers.

Using any aged drink in a mixer is simply sacrilege.

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I will never never drink rurn again. I feel like f*cking sh*t, I don't know how I even got to get home.

 

For future reference, rum should be drunk with something else in small quantities(mojito). You're not a pirate.

 

Yup, drinking half a bottle of cheap rum mixed with coke in a 2 hour time span didn't seem like a good idea anyway.

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My dad has been passive agressive with me since yesterday when I asked him to pay me back $60 out of the thousands he owes me. Like seriously?

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I will never never drink rurn again. I feel like f*cking sh*t, I don't know how I even got to get home.

For future reference, rum should be drunk with something else in small quantities(mojito). You're not a pirate.

 

Yup, drinking half a bottle of cheap rum mixed with coke in a 2 hour time span didn't seem like a good idea anyway.

 

It probably did at the time :p Thinking about consequenses is just so boring when out drinking.

 

And yeah, I wonder if there is anything Sivi or K^2 don't know. Imagine the day when we can download their brains.

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People "leave" then come back just to complain.

Get a f*cking journal.

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My dad has been passive agressive with me since yesterday when I asked him to pay me back $60 out of the thousands he owes me. Like seriously?

See this is why i don't lend sh*t to my family, once i gave my mum 10 bucks and then she never gave it back oh and stole my money out of my account like $300 to be exact, i was 8 though so she did have access to my card but oh well, you live and you learn like yesterday when i payed $35 for a "main meal" when it actually could have been an entree lol.

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Reformed Squid

A community that I am a part of just disappointed me immensely. Or at least some of the members did.

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make total destroy

Just had some guy try to tell me that capitalism emerged in the neolithic era. I'm both amused and aggravated by this.

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Just had some guy try to tell me that capitalism emerged in the neolithic era. I'm both amused and aggravated by this.

I've had a dude try to defend the Indonesian occupation of East Timor not too long ago. He legitimately thought it was a defensible position. The internet is a strange place indeed.

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Just had some guy try to tell me that capitalism emerged in the neolithic era. I'm both amused and aggravated by this.

I've had a dude try to defend the Indonesian occupation of East Timor not too long ago. He legitimately thought it was a defensible position. The internet is a strange place indeed.

 

I mean, I've encountered some very strange positions--this particular person seemed to be an 'anarcho'-capitalist, which is itself a contradictory and utterly bizarre ideology--but I've never seen anyone claim that feudalism only existed according to Marx, and that capitalism is 10,000 years old. It was just too much.

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I've had a dude try to defend the Indonesian occupation of East Timor not too long ago. He legitimately thought it was a defensible position. The internet is a strange place indeed.

 

 

Gotta nip that red scare in the butt. ;)

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Just had some guy try to tell me that capitalism emerged in the neolithic era. I'm both amused and aggravated by this.

I've had a dude try to defend the Indonesian occupation of East Timor not too long ago. He legitimately thought it was a defensible position. The internet is a strange place indeed.

 

I mean, I've encountered some very strange positions--this particular person seemed to be an 'anarcho'-capitalist, which is itself a contradictory and utterly bizarre ideology--but I've never seen anyone claim that feudalism only existed according to Marx, and that capitalism is 10,000 years old. It was just too much.

 

WTF... Is that guy unacquainted with the Middle Ages? Maybe he's just trolling, though... Let's hope so. The part about capitalism being 10,000 years old, holy sh*t.

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I'm not gonna pay $20 shipping for a measly bicycle part. Gah I hate living far away from anywhere.

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WTF... Is that guy unacquainted with the Middle Ages? Maybe he's just trolling, though... Let's hope so. The part about capitalism being 10,000 years old, holy sh*t.

 

I don't think he was trolling. I mean, it's possible, but he seemed to genuine.

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Woke up with this annoying blister on my upper lip. I dunno how it got there but it's gotten sore from me biting at it, I can't help it. Just want it to go away.

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Woke up with this annoying blister on my upper lip. I dunno how it got there but it's gotten sore from me biting at it, I can't help it. Just want it to go away.

Could be a Cold Sore.

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Always thought those occurred from having a cold. Looked it up and turns out that's not the case. lol I think I know how I got this then.

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Always thought those occurred from having a cold. Looked it up and turns out that's not the case. lol I think I know how I got this then.

Nope. It's a variant of the Herpes Virus.

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omg tacy u slut

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omg tacy u slut

I wonder who he has been snogging? ;)

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make total destroy

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Nm, removing the bourgeois, establishing a strong proletariat. The usual.

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