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So I have a weird thing for toy helicopters. It goes back to the 70's and Mattel's Vertibird. Long story short but Mattel almost sued me in the later 90's over something Vertibird related.

 

That's not why I'm grumpy - that is just some quick me and helicopters back story.

 

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Urrg, I need to go out in like 2 mins and walk about 1.5 miles and it's just started pissing it down.

 

It's time like this I wish that the legal driving age in the UK was lower...

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Urrg, I need to go out in like 2 mins and walk about 1.5 miles and it's just started pissing it down.

 

It's time like this I wish that the legal driving age in the UK was lower...

What's the driving age?

 

I wish it was at least 18 here, In the spring a lot of kids get their drivers license here and start burrning the rubber while eating, putting on makeup, talking on their cell phones or having friends in the car.

 

My state has a law that drivers under 18 can not have any passengers under 21 aside from family members but they still do it anyways.

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I was playing GTA V on PC until my wired XBOX 360 controller disconnected all of a sudden. I took the USB out of the PC, then put it back in. The lights that indicate the player number started to flash on and off. Then stayed off. Now it's dead. Great. Now I got no controller to use on my PC. And I'm not good at playing games with keyboard and mouse. I'd always end up using a key on the keyboard that I didn't mean to use while playing a game. Now I have to get another wired XBOX 360 controller. But I have to wait for a few hours because there are no game stores open right now. *sigh*

 

 

INB4 people complain about me using a game controller on PC.

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I was playing GTA V on PC until my wired XBOX 360 controller disconnected all of a sudden. I took the USB out of the PC, then put it back in. The lights that indicate the player number started to flash on and off. Then stayed off. Now it's dead. Great. Now I got no controller to use on my PC. And I'm not good at playing games with keyboard and mouse. I'd always end up using a key on the keyboard that I didn't mean to use while playing a game. Now I have to get another wired XBOX 360 controller. But I have to wait for a few hours because there are no game stores open right now. *sigh*

 

 

INB4 people complain about me using a game controller on PC.

Is it still under Warranty?

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I was playing GTA V on PC until my wired XBOX 360 controller disconnected all of a sudden. I took the USB out of the PC, then put it back in. The lights that indicate the player number started to flash on and off. Then stayed off. Now it's dead. Great. Now I got no controller to use on my PC. And I'm not good at playing games with keyboard and mouse. I'd always end up using a key on the keyboard that I didn't mean to use while playing a game. Now I have to get another wired XBOX 360 controller. But I have to wait for a few hours because there are no game stores open right now. *sigh*

 

 

INB4 people complain about me using a game controller on PC.

Is it still under Warranty?

 

No. It's not.

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What's the driving age?

17, that's for a provisional (Learner's Permit) and a full licence. I'm not saying knock it down to 10 but if it were 16 as opposed to 17 then I'd probably have a full licence by now and it makes it more convenient for a lot of people... Then again, there's probably a fair share of arguments that explain why it wouldn't be the smartest move to have it lower.

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So I got a saturday school this weekend for being tardy too much. Yeah I deserve it, and I really wouldn't mind going to it if it didn't fall on my birthday and Memorial Day Weekend. Man that's going to suck.

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I was wondering why my cereal tasted like sh*t this morning. I looked in the bowl to see half-dead ants doused in the milk.

 

f*ck my life.

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maybe they were half-alive

 

you gotta be more positive ken

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Love how every time i signal to overtake on the highway, the person in front gets the bright idea to cut into the lane as im overtaking :sui:

 

One time out of the many times it happened yesterday, it caused me to drive on the shoulder to avoid a car collision

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Love how every time i signal to overtake on the highway, the person in front gets the bright idea to cut into the lane as im overtaking :sui:

 

One time out of the many times it happened yesterday, it caused me to drive on the shoulder to avoid a car collision

I was told that GTA V's traffic is screwed at times.

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"i am hungover as f*ck right now tbh" - jorge washington

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Love how every time i signal to overtake on the highway, the person in front gets the bright idea to cut into the lane as im overtaking :sui:

One time out of the many times it happened yesterday, it caused me to drive on the shoulder to avoid a car collision

 

I was told that GTA V's traffic is screwed at times. not talkin bout a video game brah :^:
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When you're driving on the highway and there are 3 wide open lanes someone with really bright headlights decided to drive directly behind you so you have to flip all your mirrors so you aren't blinded

 

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I swear very loudly in French when I do something stupid or break something.

Funny thing is that I don't speak any French.

Time to see Dr. Isiah Friedlander! :D

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I swear very loudly in French when I do something stupid or break something.

Funny thing is that I don't speak any French.

Time to see Dr. Isiah Friedlander! :D

Sometimes when people in public piss me off i'll say F*cking Idiot in arabic and they have no idea what i'm saying...

 

Fun fact : Amegic in Arabic means Up The A** at least what my cousin who's serviceing in the middle east says

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When you're driving on the highway and there are 3 wide open lanes someone with really bright headlights decided to drive directly behind you so you have to flip all your mirrors so you aren't blinded

 

Does your rearview have one of these tabs?

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When you're driving on the highway and there are 3 wide open lanes someone with really bright headlights decided to drive directly behind you so you have to flip all your mirrors so you aren't blinded

 

Does your rearview have one of these tabs?

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Took me many years before I embraced that little tab for night driving.

Re-read the highlighted part of my quote...:D

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I swear very loudly in French when I do something stupid or break something.

Funny thing is that I don't speak any French.

Time to see Dr. Isiah Friedlander! :D

Sometimes when people in public piss me off i'll say F*cking Idiot in arabic and they have no idea what i'm saying...

 

Fun fact : Amegic in Arabic means Up The A** at least what my cousin who's serviceing in the middle east says

 

 

Amegic? Wat.

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I swear very loudly in French when I do something stupid or break something.

Funny thing is that I don't speak any French.

Time to see Dr. Isiah Friedlander! :D

Sometimes when people in public piss me off i'll say F*cking Idiot in arabic and they have no idea what i'm saying...

 

Fun fact : Amegic in Arabic means Up The A** at least what my cousin who's serviceing in the middle east says

 

 

Amegic? Wat.

 

Whoops i was wrong, i mixed it up with someone else...

 

I think it's Tel has tisee for kiss my ass

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I swear very loudly in French when I do something stupid or break something.

Funny thing is that I don't speak any French.

Time to see Dr. Isiah Friedlander! :D

Sometimes when people in public piss me off i'll say F*cking Idiot in arabic and they have no idea what i'm saying...

 

Fun fact : Amegic in Arabic means Up The A** at least what my cousin who's serviceing in the middle east says

 

 

Amegic? Wat.

 

Whoops i was wrong, i mixed it up with someone else...

 

I think it's Tel has tisee for kiss my ass

 

 

That's actually lick my ass.

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I swear very loudly in French when I do something stupid or break something.

Funny thing is that I don't speak any French.

Time to see Dr. Isiah Friedlander! :D

Sometimes when people in public piss me off i'll say F*cking Idiot in arabic and they have no idea what i'm saying...

 

Fun fact : Amegic in Arabic means Up The A** at least what my cousin who's serviceing in the middle east says

 

 

Amegic? Wat.

 

Whoops i was wrong, i mixed it up with someone else...

 

I think it's Tel has tisee for kiss my ass

 

 

That's actually lick my ass.

 

Thanks for the calcification :D

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i can swear in 6 languages get on my level

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i can swear in 6 languages get on my level

 

 

f*ck you in 6 languages.

I can swear in Galactic Basic. ;)

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i can swear in 6 languages get on my level

I can say f*ck you in every language :cool:

 

 

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get on my level m8 :p

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Cba to watch a movie but I'll happily sit through almost 3 hours of the same show (different episodes obviously) back to back.

 

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