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Went to a party last night, got drunk, shared my feelings about a girl, she read it, didn't answer and now I feel like an idiot.

 

Huh. She answered, and liked it.

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This extreme temperature change is a bitch, 2 weeks ago it was 70 and sunny, now it's in the low 50s, yesterday it was low 40s. My allergies have been on and off and it's getting really annoying, I've got a pounding headache and sore throat

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So one of my hens got out and got splattered all over the road by a semi. I do what any logical person would do and shovel the parts into a bucket because there isn't enough of one part to simply shovel the chicken. I'm walking down the road to the end of our property where we always dispose of our corpses. Someone drives by, stops, and just looks at me. I look back and smile. They then drive away. Man, that person is weird.

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I'm getting tired of uneducated people who try to argue with me that you have to spend $1000 on a PC that is equivalent to consoles. If they had done any research, then they'd know that pulling something like that off would be $400 or less, while being perfectly reliable. Ignorance is annoying.

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I was at the pub before playing the pokies and I just realised I hit collect on the machine I was playing then got up and left leaving the $30 it gave me sitting in the coin hooper. Not exactly high stakes but I'm still spewing.

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Why the f*ck is it so hard for shops to stock 32 waist 34 leg men's jeans? And what the f*ck happened to normal jeans at Primark? They've all gone skinny legs and tight, even straight legs. f*cking bunch of metrosexuals.

all my jeans are old when they were straight legs lol. i wear mainly dickies, solves all the problems

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I am watching a "Breaking News" broadcast of a riot in Baltimore Maryland.

But something is wrong with the images.

The teenagers are running backwards as the cops riot line is advancing on them.

And, gosh golly stones and bottles are flying off the cops shields into the hands of the kids.

Amazing. They are replaying it a second and now a third time.

I wonder how these teens can manage that... running backwards and catching those rocks and bottles.

:)

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I meant to do 100 burpees today. Only did ten. And ended up eating way more than I should've and took two naps :(

 

I really need to improve my self discipline.

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I was at the pub before playing the pokies and I just realised I hit collect on the machine I was playing then got up and left leaving the $30 it gave me sitting in the coin hooper. Not exactly high stakes but I'm still spewing.

Supposedly you and I speak the same language...
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Jolly Swagman

Sorry about that, didn't even think. Pokies = poker machines = slot machines

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pokie- noun

-an erect nipple visible beneath clothing. Usually in the plural.

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I'm overflowing with ideas for pieces, but I'm out of town and don't have a guitar or a keyboard with me. I can write it down, but it's not the same thing. :/

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Oooh i just wanna scream at this moron who i am talking on on XBLive support but since i'm using the Chat feature i can't yell at him..

 

Athlough i've been increasing my CAPS!! wonder if he understands it means i'm starting to get pissed and it takes a lot to get me pissed

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I'm overflowing with ideas for pieces, but I'm out of town and don't have a guitar or a keyboard with me. I can write it down, but it's not the same thing. :/

Download a free music app, like a keyboard or tone maker or something... or so to a site that lets to cick to make notes. One of those things must exist...

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I'm overflowing with ideas for pieces, but I'm out of town and don't have a guitar or a keyboard with me. I can write it down, but it's not the same thing. :/

Download a free music app, like a keyboard or tone maker or something... or so to a site that lets to cick to make notes. One of those things must exist...

I wrote some of it down on MuseScore and played it back, but it takes ages. Still good for hearing how it comes together. I need to buy more staff paper tomorrow, since I can do it much faster by hand.

 

that last bit would sound awfully wrong if it were taken out of context :lol:

 

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You should ​acquire Sibelius 7, it's a sleek thing.

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So anyway I was just out on the bike with the wife running from local store to local store doing little errands...really it was just an excuse to get a little riding in on this nice sunny day.

 

Anyway we are leaving our last stop when I realize my (not too cheap) goggles are not clipped onto my helmet strap (like they always are). I retraced my steps and asked a few people - no luck.

 

2 things - people might have thought there were sun glasses and just pocketed them. Since they are goggles and only look like sunglasses, one would not want to casually wear them to keep out the sun. Well, unless you like sunglasses that will make your face sweat thanks to the foam that suctions them to your face.

 

The other thing is I had no spare eye protection on me since it was a casual [local] ride and I was just wearing my V hoodie. I had to wear my wife's sun glasses on the way home. Girly sunglasses.

 

 

Oh oh oh...and to top it off I could't find my spare set when I got home. I found my clears and my amber visions, but not my shaded ones.

 

I liked those f*cking goggles. They were dark shaded and would near clear in seconds for those moments you entered a tunnel or what-have-ya.

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I need to buy more staff paper tomorrow, since I can do it much faster by hand.

Where do they sell staff paper?

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I need to buy more staff paper tomorrow, since I can do it much faster by hand.

Where do they sell staff paper?

 

I buy mine in a small stationery shop near my school. Most places that sell textbooks also sell staff paper, in my experience, so that's something to look for :)

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I need to buy more staff paper tomorrow, since I can do it much faster by hand.

Where do they sell staff paper?

 

I buy mine in a small stationery shop near my school. Most places that sell textbooks also sell staff paper, in my experience, so that's something to look for :)

 

I'll check around my area. I rarely ever compose anything without an instrument with me. Now, when I'm using a computer program, that's different. I prefer by hand over computer, but that's just me.

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I need to buy more staff paper tomorrow, since I can do it much faster by hand.

Where do they sell staff paper?

 

I buy mine in a small stationery shop near my school. Most places that sell textbooks also sell staff paper, in my experience, so that's something to look for :)

 

I'll check around my area. I rarely ever compose anything without an instrument with me. Now, when I'm using a computer program, that's different. I prefer by hand over computer, but that's just me.

 

+1

I too prefer to write it by hand. It's faster for me, and it's got a certain beauty about it, seeing it all shape up. I'm really clumsy with writing sheet on the computer, also.

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I'm not going to spill my beans but all I'm going to say is the whole "May the Fourth be with you" is real F**king annoying. All I've heard the media go on about today is the "May the Fourth be with you" thing.

 

Haven't they got real issues and affairs to attend too? or is some stupid saying that we are only likely to use for 1 day in the whole year more important?

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AboveAndBeyoncé

I'm not going to spill my beans but all I'm going to say is the whole "May the Fourth be with you" is real F**king annoying. All I've heard the media go on about today is the "May the Fourth be with you" thing.

 

Haven't they got real issues and affairs to attend too? or is some stupid saying that we are only likely to use for 1 day in the whole year more important?

Has something to do with Star Wars "May The Force Be With You" I think it's annoying to... Star Wars community is not my cup of tea

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Lighten up, it's Star Wars day, you party poopers.:D

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AboveAndBeyoncé

Lighten up, it's Star Wars day, you party poopers.:D

The light swords are cool though
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I'm not going to spill my beans but all I'm going to say is the whole "May the Fourth be with you" is real F**king annoying. All I've heard the media go on about today is the "May the Fourth be with you" thing.

 

Haven't they got real issues and affairs to attend too? or is some stupid saying that we are only likely to use for 1 day in the whole year more important?

Darth-Vader-I-FIND-YOUR-LACK-OF-FAITH-DI

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I'm not going to spill my beans but all I'm going to say is the whole "May the Fourth be with you" is real F**king annoying. All I've heard the media go on about today is the "May the Fourth be with you" thing.

 

Haven't they got real issues and affairs to attend too? or is some stupid saying that we are only likely to use for 1 day in the whole year more important?

 

Oh boo freaking hoo.

 

I bet you're real fun at parties and other social gatherings.

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I'm not going to spill my beans but all I'm going to say is the whole "May the Fourth be with you" is real F**king annoying. All I've heard the media go on about today is the "May the Fourth be with you" thing.

 

Haven't they got real issues and affairs to attend too? or is some stupid saying that we are only likely to use for 1 day in the whole year more important?

 

Oh boo freaking hoo.

 

I bet you're real fun at parties and other social gatherings.

 

 

Seriously? It's my opinion and it's yeah sure It's only happens one day a year but people get in your face about it and I'm no fan of star wars. Maybe I started this over nothing but I came here to "EXPRESS" "MYSELF" about not liking a particular meaning to a day. Is that all that happens know is people get jumped on for expressing themselves and their opinions?

 

"Oh boo hoo, another person with a useless opinion, lets jump on them"

 

You can enjoy it all you want but to me it's just another piece of sh*t day with some no real meaning behind it, I'm sure people out there can do better instead of jumping on Forums and having a go at someone for hating something and expressing their opinion about it. .

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Chill, dude. We didn't want to jump on you. Of course the whole Star Wars day thing is not a big deal. I was just having a little laugh and I'm pretty sure Yen was just messing with you as well. No hostility intended :)

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