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I've been taking this yard for about an hour and half now. It still looks the same.

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Marwin. :angry:

 

 

 

Also, I'm grumpy because my cats aren't protecting me from bugs like they should. They just look at them.

try exchanging them for ones that work

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*Comes onto GTA forums*

*Sees a crap load of notifications*

"Who the f*ck have I pissed off to do this?"

Oh wait... It was just a quote train.

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PhillBellic

*Comes onto GTA forums*

*Sees a crap load of notifications*

"Who the f*ck have I pissed off to do this?"

Oh wait... It was just a quote train.

Yeah, some of them get quite extensive. I especially dislike the ones where there are no attempts to spoiler tag images, and the like.

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A flying roach just now decided it'd be cool to hang out in my ceiling fan. Sprayed the f*cker, but I think I might've poisoned my cats/self. That's the sixth I've seen in the house this month (since the 1st), and summer's not even quite here. :nervous:

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feckyerlife

*Comes onto GTA forums*

*Sees a crap load of notifications*

"Who the f*ck have I pissed off to do this?"

Oh wait... It was just a quote train.

you get notifications from a quote train?

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t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

It would be nice if OpenIV could stop being an unoptimized piece-of-sh*t and, maybe for once, not end up crashing.

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It would be nice if OpenIV could stop being an unoptimized piece-of-sh*t and, maybe for once, not end up crashing.

Maybe it will be possible, if you will not only complain but go to OpenIV topic and describe what the issues you have.

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Mister Pink

ARGH! People writing in text-speak in work emails. For f*cks sake. :devil:

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paperbagdude

I can't stand when people name the X-Files theme; ''Illuminati Confirmed Theme''.

 

f*ck off with that bullsh*t, X-files came 20 years before the mainstream Illuminati memes we know today.

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I can't stand when people name the X-Files theme; ''Illuminati Confirmed Theme''.

 

f*ck off with that bullsh*t, X-files came 20 years before the mainstream Illuminati memes we know today.

Agreed. It's also only the first few minutes that have that "creepy" atmosphere, then it gets into a cool groove.

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So here I am, reading this thread. I glance out the window and see one of my hens not on the road, but in the grass area near it, where no one should be driving. I look back and hear a THUD only to see the same chicken, laying in the grass area. I grab some gloves and walk over there to see it still alive. It only hurt its leg, from what I could see. I put it back into the chicken house and put it by the feed and water. I'm mad about the driver driving off of the road and hitting the chicken, but I'm also mad knowing the chicken didn't die. It's a bit sadistic, but the last time this happened, it died for some reason. It might've broken more than its leg, so it's only a matter of time whether it dies or not.

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PhillBellic

Fuc*ing pissed. My laptop shat its self yesterday. I can't even run a check disk because when I restart it for it to run I get a BSOD, repeatedly.

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you get notifications from a quote train?

If you get notification from whenever your post is quoted, every time someone quotes a post that quotes your post it counts it as if your post has been quoted again.

 

So if people keep quoting each other without editing their quotes (i.e. a quote train) then each time someone quotes the quote train one quote deeper than you quote get a quote notification each quote time quote someone quotes your quote quote quote quote quote.

 

Also, that's called semantic saturation.

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you get notifications from a quote train?

If you get notification from whenever your post is quoted, every time someone quotes a post that quotes your post it counts it as if your post has been quoted again.

 

So if people keep quoting each other without editing their quotes (i.e. a quote train) then each time someone quotes the quote train one quote deeper than you quote get a quote notification each quote time quote someone quotes your quote quote quote quote quote.

 

Also, that's called semantic saturation.

 

sounds easier to just turn them off.

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sounds easier to just turn them off.

But quote notifications are useful if you're active, for example, in the D&D section or you're waiting for an answer.
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I think I could've lived a decent life without knowing the lyrics to Girls Just Want To Have Fun. We had to play it over and over again because the singers couldn't get their cues. I now know all of their cues and notes. This wasn't in the role description.

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It irritates me how people instantly equivocate "kill" with "murder."

 

Example:

"Police have killed thousands of people within the last year."

 

Yeah, they killed these people, but does that mean they murdered them? Not if it was out of self-defense. People need to think more instead of letting words like "kill" influence their beliefs, causing them to jump to conclusion about situations they have no knowledge of. If you're going to talk about murder, say "murder." Be specific about it.

 

Maybe the Bible is responsible for this. "Thou shall not kill." Dude, at least be specific about what you mean by that. "Thou shall not murder" is more like it. It's no wonder why all these people think even killing out of self-defense is a heinous crime of some sort.

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Kent Traffic Cop

I think I could've lived a decent life without knowing the lyrics to Girls Just Want To Have Fun. We had to play it over and over again because the singers couldn't get their cues. I now know all of their cues and notes. This wasn't in the role description.

 

Could always mix it up a bit...

 

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The hair I've been growing out for the past month...I have to cut it all off .... For a job interview.....f*cking corporate America

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Reformed Squid

This cough has been around for over a week now, I'm starting to think that I'm contracting bronchitis for the 50th time. Great.

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This cough has been around for over a week now, I'm starting to think that I'm contracting bronchitis for the 50th time. Great.

Has this been a theme since you were really young? Like a toddler?

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Welp it's off... Feeling like a lion without his mane now.

I always just put it up. Too bad you already cut it.

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The GTA V PC section is filled with complaints about performance and various other problem.

 

And to think... Some of those idiots lost their sh*t with me when I was telling people not to pre order because anything could happen.

 

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I call that a classic case of I told you so.

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I call that a classic case of I told you so.

 

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The GTA V PC section is filled with complaints about performance and various other problem.

 

And to think... Some of those idiots lost their sh*t with me when I was telling people not to pre order because anything could happen.

 

 

Nah, it's a good port. Many, many times better than the IV port, for sure.

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Vendetta ™

Must McDonalds put a f*ckton of grease in EVERYTHING they make?

 

I mean, it's always been this way but seems to be even more of a thing lately.

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