Grumpy Old Forumers

[AlienTwo]

My professor told me to start coming on time to class on Monday, so I showed up on time today, and she ended up being late. How do you expect me to come on time, if you can't even yourself...?

It's good to be the king.

[TheMcSame]

My professor told me to start coming on time to class on Monday, so I showed up on time today, and she ended up being late. How do you expect me to come on time, if you can't even yourself...?

Hehe, I think I posted this a while ago but I'll post it again anyway.

 

My history teacher once had the class set up for his year's parents evening during a "revision" session. I went to stop him nagging me and he has us doing that sh*t? That was the only revision session of his that I went to, I had better ways to waste my time.

[Fonz]

Looks like the CDS-PP (right-wing party of demagogues and thieves) is going to be elected in Madeira. What a crock of sh*t... It doesn't help that their leader is the greatest criminal in Portuguese politics.

[Reformed Squid]

The average temperature for the last 4 months, including March, have each been 7-8 F above average. What are these consecutive 80+ days doing in March? It's bullsh*t, I tell ya. We need a real winter.

[LeakyLine]

*grumble* Zentornos

*shakes fist*

[PhillBellic]

It was at the motel I work at...The maids are my co-workers...

 

We have something in common then.

[paperbagdude]

Remember the days when appreciating a video on YouTube was called 'thumbs up' and not 'like'.

 

I f*cking do.

[Niobium]

what the f*ck is this sh*t?

[t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m]

Remember the days when appreciating a video on YouTube was called 'thumbs up' and not 'like'.

 

I f*cking do.

I remember when appreciating a video was giving it 5-stars.

[LightningLord]

So I looked around for a new laptop and found one I liked. Then I found out it runs Windows 8.1.

[Flachbau]

There's nothing wrong with Windows 8.1. I've explained to you that it offers great performance and it's not heavy on using it's resources. Go ahead and miss out on a great deal.

[paperbagdude]

So I looked around for a new laptop and found one I liked. Then I found out it runs Windows 8.1.

You have my sympathy, but just bite the sour apple and move on bro.

 

If the laptop really matches most your preferences, then get it.

[LightningLord]

There's nothing wrong with Windows 8.1.

Lier.

 

You have my sympathy, but just bite the sour apple and move on bro.

 

If the laptop really matches most your preferences, then get it.

 

The only thing I don't like about the laptop is the fact that it has Windows 8.1. I really want a new laptop, but Windows 8.1 is enough to make me not want it.

[TheMcSame]

There's nothing wrong with Windows 8.1. I've explained to you that it offers great performance and it's not heavy on using it's resources. Go ahead and miss out on a great deal.

^^^^

 

Can't believe people are still jumping on the Windows 8 hate bandwagon.

[Andreaz1]

It might offer great performance and be super efficient, I still don't like the interface at all. I'm a PC person who usually find these things easy but I just don't find it intuitive at all which is what I dislike most about it. Windows 7 all the way for me. Hopefully 10 will be better seeing as it will be a free upgrade.

Edited March 28, 2015 by Andreaz1

[Aby]

This dude is shoving his idiotic religious beliefs in my face, saying homosexuality isn't "natural" and "being born homosexual is a lie."

[Crokey]

This dude is shoving his idiotic religious beliefs in my face, saying homosexuality isn't "natural" and "being born homosexual is a lie."

Point him in this direction

[Femme Fatale]

This dude is shoving his idiotic religious beliefs in my face, saying homosexuality isn't "natural" and "being born homosexual is a lie."

Whenever one of those c*nts tell me:

"God hates fa*s..."

I just tell them:

"Well tell your imaginary friend that he can take every gay dick in the world, and shove it up his ass..."

[mr quick]

This dude is shoving his idiotic religious beliefs in my face, saying homosexuality isn't "natural" and "being born homosexual is a lie."

 

I actually have a good friend who thinks the same, because of his strong religious beliefs. He doesn't show it, and never mentions it unless asked specifically. He's one of the greatest guys I know, it's too bad that he's gotta think that way.

[AlienTwo]

This dude is shoving his idiotic religious beliefs in my face, saying homosexuality isn't "natural" and "being born homosexual is a lie."

Patton Oswalt does this funny bit where he talks about the bible then goes "You know, I'm glad you like a book..."

 

Here's a clip;

 

 

[mr quick]

Funny guy, but it seems like he's trying to be Louie.

[make total destroy]

Don't debate homophobes. Put them in the hospital instead.

[Smith John]

Or, you know, just ignore them instead of encouraging violence on the internet.

 

Either that or petrol bomb your neighbour's wheelie bin in defiance against the system.

[Femme Fatale]

Don't debate homophobes. Put them in the hospital instead.

What he said... Edited March 29, 2015 by MotelGuy

[S0lo]

 

Don't debate homophobes. Put them in the hospital instead.

What he said...

 

 

"Dick for a dick makes the whole world go limp."

 

Mahatma Gayndi

[Femme Fatale]

 

 

 

Don't debate homophobes. Put them in the hospital instead.

What he said...

 

"Dick for a dick makes the whole world go limp."

 

Mahatma Gayndi

That's from the bible, not Ghandi...

[S0lo]

 

 

 

Don't debate homophobes. Put them in the hospital instead.

What he said...

 

"Dick for a dick makes the whole world go limp."

 

Mahatma Gayndi

That's from the bible, not Ghandi...

 

 

the original "eye for an eye" theme comes from the bible, it was Ghandi that put it in perspective, so to say.

 

Edit: it actually looks like nothing really is clear about it, except that it is widely attributed to Ghandi, according to this article: http://quoteinvestigator.com/2010/12/27/eye-for-eye-blind/

 

2nd edit: i just wasted my 2222nd post on this. oh well, spares you guys another useless milestone thread.

Edited March 29, 2015 by S0lo

[make total destroy]

Or, you know, just ignore them instead of encouraging violence on the internet.

 

 

I like my idea better.

 

Either that or petrol bomb your neighbour's wheelie bin in defiance against the system.

'Wheelie bin'. f*cking adorable.

 

 

 

"Dick for a dick makes the whole world go limp."

 

Mahatma Gayndi

 

 

Edited March 29, 2015 by make total destroy

[Abel.]

 

Smashifism, I like it. Best way to deal with homophobes is to explain to them that openly hating gays serves only to betray their own sexual insecurity.

[make total destroy]

Homophobes are impervious to logic and reason.