Grumpy Old Forumers

[Kiffster]

These are my favourites (not so much the Smokin Ribs)

 

[mr quick]

I paid $3.49 for a bag of chips for the bag that is only 1/4 full.

 

I swear they are putting less and less chips in and charging more and more as the years go on.

You know that it says the weight of the contents RIGHT ON THE f*ckING BAG right?

How to use this info:

"Wow this bag of chips is 3 dollars damn that's expensive. Oh wait it's 300 grams I guess that's alright, I'll buy it and not bitch about being incompetent on the internet"

Alternatively:

"Wow this bag of chips is 3 dollars damn that's expensive. It's only 100 grams? f*ck it I won't buy it and won't bitch about being incompetent on the internet"

Edited September 27, 2014 by Marwin Moody

[Ai®a©ob®a]

 

I paid $3.49 for a bag of chips for the bag that is only 1/4 full.

 

I swear they are putting less and less chips in and charging more and more as the years go on.

You know that it says the weight of the contents RIGHT ON THE f*ckING BAG right?

How to use this info:

"Wow this bag of chips is 3 dollars damn that's expensive. Oh wait it's 300 grams I guess that's alright, I'll buy it and not bitch about being incompetent on the internet"

Alternatively:

"Wow this bag of chips is 3 dollars damn that's expensive. It's only 100 grams? f*ck it I won't buy it and won't bitch about being incompetent on the internet"

 

You do know i was making a generalized comment how with each year they put less and less and charge more and more.

[Mr. House]

God forbid someone complains about dubious corporate practices such as using the same size bag as previous years with less overall weight whilst keeping the price the same.

[mr quick]

 

 

I paid $3.49 for a bag of chips for the bag that is only 1/4 full.

 

I swear they are putting less and less chips in and charging more and more as the years go on.

You know that it says the weight of the contents RIGHT ON THE f*ckING BAG right?

How to use this info:

"Wow this bag of chips is 3 dollars damn that's expensive. Oh wait it's 300 grams I guess that's alright, I'll buy it and not bitch about being incompetent on the internet"

Alternatively:

"Wow this bag of chips is 3 dollars damn that's expensive. It's only 100 grams? f*ck it I won't buy it and won't bitch about being incompetent on the internet"

 

You do know i was making a generalized comment how with each year they put less and less and charge more and more.

 

"I paid $3.49 for a bag of chips for the bag that is only 1/4 full." Seems to me you were not expecting the contents of the bag to be that which they were.

[make total destroy]

Maybe I'm just pessimistic, but the bag was 3/4 empty.

[Mr. House]

Personally I consider bags of that level of emptiness to be false advertising, but then again I'm a pinko hippy bleeding heart liberal fag.

[mr quick]

Personally I consider bags of that level of emptiness to be false advertising, but then again I'm a pinko hippy bleeding heart liberal fag.

The bags aren't sold on size though, it's the net weight that matters. The bags need to be filled with air so that the chips don't crush as easily

[t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m]

It'd be nice if they would bring back Doritos 3D Asteroids.

[Mr. House]

 

 

Personally I consider bags of that level of emptiness to be false advertising, but then again I'm a pinko hippy bleeding heart liberal fag.

The bags aren't sold on size though, it's the net weight that matters. The bags need to be filled with air so that the chips don't crush as easily

Man those bags could have three chips in and you'd still have most of them crushed. It's simple hoodwinking of people who don't have the time or inclination to look at the weight over the size.

[Alexander]

The bags aren't sold on size though, it's the net weight that matters. The bags need to be filled with air so that the chips don't crush as easily

True. You shouldn't trust in the size of the bag, look at the net weight and you'll have a better idea of how much is in it.

Edited September 27, 2014 by AlexanderS4

[Shyabang Shyabang]

Sometimes I wonder how it was like for couples in the past. For example, how did couples keep in touch with each other before they used cell phones and e-mails? If they didn't contact each other as often as they do now, did it make them miss each other more?

[RoadRunner71]

People know you since five minutes ago and for the sh*t some clown who barely knows you may have said and they believe they can already stick their nose and talk sh*t about your private business. I should have broken the bottle in that cheeky bitch's face.

[Tacymist]

Woke up with a stiff neck this morning.

 

This isn't the body part I'm used to waking up to stiff and the same solution I'd normally use isn't making it go away either.

[ten-a-penny]

 

 

AirForce or Navy? AIR FORCE OR NAVY?! God this is confusing and annoying! I can't choose which to become later, in the Navy or the AirForce. Both have my favorite aircraft.

[Detective Phelps]

^Go for the Air Force!

[ten-a-penny]

B-Bu-But......

 

[t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m]

Flip a coin over it.

[ten-a-penny]

If only I could be in both of them in the same time....

[*MURDOC*]

"Product may settle during shipping" assholes.

[universetwisters]

Nothing annoys me more than people who ride your ass while you're trying to drive from point a to point b

 

VROOM VROOM GET OUT OF THE WAY I hope your car implodes

 

@ten-a-penny - be a paratrooper, that's even better

Edited September 28, 2014 by universetwisters

[Special Members]

If only I could be in both of them in the same time....

I'd say don't join any of them.

[ten-a-penny]

 

If only I could be in both of them in the same time....

I'd say don't join any of them.

I live on fighter aircraft so eh.....

[Shyabang Shyabang]

I take it that none of the old forumers are old people.

[ten-a-penny]

Just what I need. The Blue Screen of Death stroke my VAIO laptop.

 

f*ck laptops.

[mr quick]

God damn, the "Controversial Music Opinions" thread is so stupid it makes me want to stab someone

 

with my peniz =))

 

[IveGotNoValues]

Sometimes I wonder how it was like for couples in the past. For example, how did couples keep in touch with each other before they used cell phones and e-mails? If they didn't contact each other as often as they do now, did it make them miss each other more?

I always think about this too. Like me and my ex girlfriend used to text each other literally non stop...But back in the day people couldn't do that. Makes me feel all fortunate and sh*t. I mean, even going a few minutes without talking to her made me miss her like crazy, I don't know how people used to do it man.

Edited September 28, 2014 by IveGotNoValues

[*MURDOC*]

I take it that none of the old forumers are old people.

 

Wrong.

 

What would you refer to as "old"?

 

Either way, we've got people in their 60's, though few and far between.

[Cudwieser]

 

I take it that none of the old forumers are old people.

 

Wrong.

 

What would you refer to as "old"?

 

Either way, we've got people in their 60's, though few and far between.

 

Just too many veteran forumers who need to stay offline for the sake of their sanity (me included), but alas we are just too opinionated.

[Audiophile]

I f*cking hate group assignments.

 

f*cking c*nts never want to work on anything. Have 3 assignments due this week, two are group. Not a single group member texted me back this weekend so I said f*ck it and started the assignment, due Tuesday, myself right now instead of studying for a quiz at an 8 a.m. class tomorrow.

 

This is f*cking fourth year, grow the f*ck up and get sh*t done. I hate doing sh*t like this last minute on top of having to do 69 other assignments. Is that too much to ask of 21 year old adults?