Grumpy Old Forumers

[Flachbau]

Well, I broke the left arm off of my glasses by accident.. now I'm pissed because I can barely f*cking read anything.

 

 

[Panz]

^ Yeah, I scratched my cornea from over-wearing my contacts, so now I'm screwed with wearing glasses 24/7. I wouldn't mind it so much if I didn't go to the gym so much. It's either I sweat in them there or awkwardly put them on and take them off as I swap between machines.

[Daz]

I can see perfectly fine.

 

Suck it c*ntos.

 

 

 

 

[universetwisters]

 

Anyone have a friend that likes to post birth giving videos on facebook?

 

BECAUSE I DO.

That sounds terrible. Seeing a constant flow of baby pictures on my Facebook feed is bad enough.

 

 

Nothing irks me more than someone who has a picture of their baby as their profile picture. I dunno why, it's just very annoying.

[ten-a-penny]

Well, I broke the left arm off of my glasses by accident.. now I'm pissed because I can barely f*cking read anything.

 

 

My dad has a similar accident. But at least there's like a 'lip' thing on the edge that let's it to hang on his head.

[gtamann123]

I went to Taco Bell for lunch and found out they discontinued the $5 Quesarito big box.

 

Fuuuuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkk.

 

I still got a $5 box but it was a quesadilla and burrito one. Not as good.

Edited September 20, 2014 by gtamann123

[ten-a-penny]

Why religions these days are always flooded with f*cking çunts?

Christianity: gay/abortion haters.

Islam: thug wannabes terrorists.

Judaism: Islam haters.

 

Seriously.

[t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m]

 

 

Anyone have a friend that likes to post birth giving videos on facebook?

 

BECAUSE I DO.

That sounds terrible. Seeing a constant flow of baby pictures on my Facebook feed is bad enough.

 

 

Nothing irks me more than someone who has a picture of their baby as their profile picture. I dunno why, it's just very annoying.

 

Because we want to see what that person looks like. Not a picture of their ugly baby, or their crappy truck.

 

What also Steve Urkels me is when people do nothing but share "funny" picture posts, even though they were old seven years ago.

[universetwisters]

Islam: thug wannabes terrorists.

 

And what would a "professional" terrorist be in your definition?

[The Harwood Bitcher]

A long time ago i saw my ex with a guy who looked like a woman ( skinny jeans, pink v neck t-shirt, spiky hair high as the sky)

WHAT THE HELL ,are you lesbian or what?

Also i just found that other ex of mine got locked by his boy friend in his apartment and got so badly beat up that she lost his pregnancy, I know im not a great person but i will never lay a hand on a woman ,least of all ,one that is pregnant.

Why the f*ck I got to be the second choice of women?

[t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m]

Why the f*ck I got to be the second choice of women?

It truly is a mystery how you're still single.

[The Harwood Bitcher]

 

 

Why the f*ck I got to be the second choice of women?

It truly is a mystery how you're still single.Is her loss, i like not being a f*cking hipster of doubtful sex or a woman beater

[Mr. House]

 

Islam: thug wannabes terrorists.

And what would a "professional" terrorist be in your definition?

The US government.

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

 

 

Islam: thug wannabes terrorists.

And what would a "professional" terrorist be in your definition?

The US government.

 

You're so predictable.

[*MURDOC*]

I hate you all so much.

[trip]

Mind if I Adriaaaaan this up a hair?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYRkPJC2_W0

[Flachbau]

Am I the only one who doesn't give a f*ck about college football? I swear to god. It interrupts my news channel every Saturday and some times Sunday. I don't care. Put it on another channel, hm, like ESPN? Isn't that what ESPN is MADE for? Jesus christ.

[Xavierr]

- got hookah, tasted like crap. Not as smooth as my first time doing my first time at college

 

-brand new vape pen still giving me burnt tastes. I really hope dry vape pens don't give burnt hits.

 

-I'm not sure if the weed I tried evn got me high, tried to roll a joint ( which wasn't that good) , make a bowl out of can ( I failed, wasn't pulling), put it with hookah( worked earlier today, but by te time I got back from the store, the bud turned blackish and greenish, I'm not even sure if it was still smokeable) and I still couldn't tell if I was gone. By the time I finally decided to get a regular bowl my local head shop was closed weed is not that fun by yourself too.

[universetwisters]

I'm not sure if the weed I tried evn got me high, tried to roll a joint ( which wasn't that good) , make a bowl out of can ( I failed, wasn't pulling), put it with hookah( worked earlier today, but by te time I got back from the store, the bud turned blackish and greenish, I'm not even sure if it was still smokeable) and I still couldn't tell if I was gone. By the time I finally decided to get a regular bowl my local head shop was closed weed is not that fun by yourself too.

 

You should cut the weak stuff and jump right to the inhalants. Model glue, nail polish, etc.

[*MURDOC*]

 

I'm not sure if the weed I tried evn got me high, tried to roll a joint ( which wasn't that good) , make a bowl out of can ( I failed, wasn't pulling), put it with hookah( worked earlier today, but by te time I got back from the store, the bud turned blackish and greenish, I'm not even sure if it was still smokeable) and I still couldn't tell if I was gone. By the time I finally decided to get a regular bowl my local head shop was closed weed is not that fun by yourself too.

 

You should cut the weak stuff and jump right to the inhalants. Model glue, nail polish, etc.

 

You should do that actually, try paint thinner or Xylol even, or maybe chlorine and bleach or all of those at once!

Edited September 21, 2014 by *MURDOC*

[universetwisters]

 

 

I'm not sure if the weed I tried evn got me high, tried to roll a joint ( which wasn't that good) , make a bowl out of can ( I failed, wasn't pulling), put it with hookah( worked earlier today, but by te time I got back from the store, the bud turned blackish and greenish, I'm not even sure if it was still smokeable) and I still couldn't tell if I was gone. By the time I finally decided to get a regular bowl my local head shop was closed weed is not that fun by yourself too.

 

You should cut the weak stuff and jump right to the inhalants. Model glue, nail polish, etc.

 

You should do that actually, try paint thinner or Xylol even, or maybe chlorine and bleach or all of those at once!

 

 

I haven't tried paint thinner once. Hopefully one of these days I'll get the opportunity to.

[The Harwood Bitcher]

 

 

 

I'm not sure if the weed I tried evn got me high, tried to roll a joint ( which wasn't that good) , make a bowl out of can ( I failed, wasn't pulling), put it with hookah( worked earlier today, but by te time I got back from the store, the bud turned blackish and greenish, I'm not even sure if it was still smokeable) and I still couldn't tell if I was gone. By the time I finally decided to get a regular bowl my local head shop was closed weed is not that fun by yourself too.

You should cut the weak stuff and jump right to the inhalants. Model glue, nail polish, etc.

 

You should do that actually, try paint thinner or Xylol even, or maybe chlorine and bleach or all of those at once!Forget this asholes, what you need to do is take a massive sh*t and put your head inside the toilet, so you can get high on your own sh*t

[*MURDOC*]

I haven't tried paint thinner once. Hopefully one of these days I'll get the opportunity to.

 

Just be sure to inhale a bunch of it without taking in any oxygen.

Make sure you're in a completely closed off room in an abandoned building with nobody around, leave your phone at home.

 

Also, I hear it works better if you wrap a rope tightly around your neck.

 

Enjoy.

Edited September 21, 2014 by *MURDOC*

[Xavierr]

Who's Talking to who

[*MURDOC*]

Who's Talking to who

I'm talking to captain dirtstache.

[universetwisters]

 

Who's Talking to who

I'm talking to captain dirtstache.

 

 

You're just a grumpy old forumer tonight.

[*MURDOC*]

You're just a dirty sh*thead all the damn time.

[Xavierr]

Don't make me stop this car

[*MURDOC*]

Don't make me stop this car

 

HE KEEPS TOUCHING MY LEG!

[universetwisters]

You're just a dirty sh*thead all the damn time.

 

You should get help for that anger problem of yours and stuff.

 

 

Speaking of, my airborne flag isn't straight and I've been trying to get it even for the past half an hour and so far, nada.