Grumpy Old Forumers

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

So I'm lounging in the gameroom on my laptop and I feel something crawling on my back. I hit that area and scratched it and the feeling wemt away. Next thimg I know, I spider quickly crawled past me and under my laptop. Whem it came out, I tried to whack it with a spoon...

 

I hit the plate in front of my laptop with slight force and it shattered on the rug. How the f*ck? It just shattered and I didn't even hit it hard. I dom't want to vacuum because that'll wake everyone up.

[M22]

Why is it every f*cking time i park our Mercedes only this car always some prick just goes f*ck u bitch and slams their door into it everytime we go to park the damn thing and its not sticking out its parked right in and perfectly yet some prick just decides they can't park so bam there goes our bumper and the fact that they drive off WTF people honestly, i aswell don't see the point of google ads, i'm sorry but other than the people that are making them rich, no matter how many times you try to drill in my head to go buy my little pony, i am still not going to buy my little pony, sydney traffic i can't understand honestly our government, someone please just shoot them all, (i love 3 hours traffic that should take only 10 minutes to get somewhere)

Sydney Traffic, u gotta love it (not)

[sivispacem]

Car stuff

I have significant misgivings about many of your driving anecdotes given that the minimum age for even a provisional licence in NSW is 17 and you only claim to be 16.

[M22]

 

Car stuff

I have significant misgivings about many of your driving anecdotes given that the minimum age for even a provisional licence in NSW is 17 and you only claim to be 16.

 

I drive on my L plates (Learners) with my family most of the time, i get aggravated and i also get road rage a little more common than what i should , also most of my family live in and near Sydney, so we drive in Sydney quite a bit, so technically though i do not drive by myself, i do still drive and park, which means i can still feel the pain and the aggravation like other people that have their license when driving, though it may seem to people that it has come off that i drive by myself, i surely don't until the start of September when i go for my Provisional license.

 

http://www.rms.nsw.gov.au/licensing/gettingalicence/car/learners/

[sivispacem]

So you get abused by people you park next to even with your parents or other adults in the passenger seat? And this is a regular occurrence?

[M22]

So you get abused by people you park next to even with your parents or other adults in the passenger seat? And this is a regular occurrence?

My grandparents and family in general are people that say oh it doesn't matter where as i care, and though it may not seem so, yes this happens, do you know how many full licensed drivers hate Provisional and Learners, probably 80% or more , honestly my friend has her P's and she took me home, no one lets you in she had 3 cars that nearly clipped her front and back bumper, a car took her spot as she was reversing into it, the amount of rudeness you get when you are a Learner or Provisional, people have had life threatening moments because of how much hate L's and P plate drivers get, it is shocking and quite ridiculous and because in Australia we have the generalisation al look, depending on what vehicle you drive it gets worse, you get abused when you own a Merc, BMW not as much and definitely an Audi, your more likely to get cut off in an older Volvo or Camry it is shocking and people say we need to learn how to drive, actually this is a major gripe i have so you could just imagine the amount of rudeness i get from other drivers when you have a Mercedes with L plates, i get so much abuse, even elderly people abuse me for parking in the disabled spot though i have the permit stuck on the car and my 80 yr old grandmother is right next to me who is the person it is permitted to and yes people she still has her license, she is a good driver.

Honestly if you are one of these people in Australia that don't like L's and P's and think its fun to abuse us on the road, grow the f*ck up.

[make total destroy]

I could believe that. I'd probably grind my sh*tty Saturn L-100 across the side of your Mercedes too.

[ten-a-penny]

I hate how people drive and their reaction when you let them know they just f*cked up. When you are driving down the freeway and someone decides to get over without looking in the mirror or over the shoulder to check the blind spot, so I blow the horn, and these cum guzzlers have the audacity to flip me off! Hey f*ck head, you're the one that f*cked up, not me! Drive your car off a cliff, you dick hole! Oh and Apparently when you buy a Mercedes around where I live it comes with a license to be a complete asshole!

 

 

Why is it every f*cking time i park our Mercedes only this car always some prick just goes f*ck u bitch and slams their door into it everytime we go to park the damn thing and its not sticking out its parked right in and perfectly yet some prick just decides they can't park so bam there goes our bumper and the fact that they drive off WTF people honestly, i aswell don't see the point of google ads, i'm sorry but other than the people that are making them rich, no matter how many times you try to drill in my head to go buy my little pony, i am still not going to buy my little pony, sydney traffic i can't understand honestly our government, someone please just shoot them all, (i love 3 hours traffic that should take only 10 minutes to get somewhere)

 

 

Do you two live in Libya by any chance?

[Fraizer]

even elderly people abuse me for parking in the disabled spot though i have the permit stuck on the car and my 80 yr old grandmother is right next to me who is the person it is permitted to and yes people she still has her license, she is a good driver.

A simple solution is to drop your grandmother off at the entrance then go park! In a space that isn't handicap parking!

 

Not directed at you MGT. but fat f*cks that have a handicap sticker or plate piss me off so much! Especially when it would do them better to actually park further away to get exercise!

Edited July 24, 2014 by FRA1Z3R

[Dottie]

People who use numbers as letters. sh*t gets so annoying especially when the number looks nothing like a letter at all. just makes that person look dumber

[universetwisters]

Not directed at you MGT. but fat f*cks that have a handicap sticker or plate piss me off so much! Especially when it would do them better to actually park further away to get exercise!

 

I know some states like Virginia, you can get a handicap sticker if you have autism, which I don't really quite understand.

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

 

even elderly people abuse me for parking in the disabled spot though i have the permit stuck on the car and my 80 yr old grandmother is right next to me who is the person it is permitted to and yes people she still has her license, she is a good driver.

A simple solution is to drop your grandmother off at the entrance then go park! In a space that isn't handicap parking!

Not directed at you MGT. but fat f*cks that have a handicap sticker or plate piss me off so much! Especially when it would do them better to actually park further away to get exercise!

Please calm your tits. Nobody ever says anything about handicap parking down here, maybe because it's a military town.

[Algonquin Assassin]

Why is it every f*cking time i park our Mercedes only this car always some prick just goes f*ck u bitch and slams their door into it everytime we go to park the damn thing and its not sticking out its parked right in and perfectly yet some prick just decides they can't park so bam there goes our bumper and the fact that they drive off WTF people honestly, i aswell don't see the point of google ads, i'm sorry but other than the people that are making them rich, no matter how many times you try to drill in my head to go buy my little pony, i am still not going to buy my little pony, sydney traffic i can't understand honestly our government, someone please just shoot them all, (i love 3 hours traffic that should take only 10 minutes to get somewhere)

Sydney Traffic, u gotta love it (not)

 

This is why even in the 10 years I've had my licence I've never driven in Sydney traffic.

[t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m]

I could believe that. I'd probably grind my sh*tty Saturn L-100 across the side of your Mercedes too.

Why would you do that?

[make total destroy]

 

I could believe that. I'd probably grind my sh*tty Saturn L-100 across the side of your Mercedes too.

Why would you do that?

 

Because I'm edgy, obviously.

[Fraizer]

 

Not directed at you MGT. but fat f*cks that have a handicap sticker or plate piss me off so much! Especially when it would do them better to actually park further away to get exercise!

I know some states like Virginia, you can get a handicap sticker if you have autism, which I don't really quite understand.

I guess the same reason why they have braille on drive thru ATMs.

 

Please calm your tits. Nobody ever says anything about handicap parking down here, maybe because it's a military town.

 

People who have a handicap sticker and don't need it are the epitome of f*cking lazy. If you are fat, and thats all thats wrong with you, then you don't need a handicap sticker, plain and simple. Leave handicap parking for the people that actually need it.

Edited July 25, 2014 by FRA1Z3R

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

Just mind your damn business. You don't need to get up in everyone's business. And how do you know if you're right or not? Just because they're fat doesn't mean they don't have health issues. If they have a tag, sticker, et cetera then it's for a reason so shut up and don't say anything.

[Fuzzknuckles]

 

Please calm your tits. Nobody ever says anything about handicap parking down here, maybe because it's a military town.

 

People who have a handicap sticker and don't need it are the epitome of f*cking lazy. If you are fat, and thats all thats wrong with you, then you don't need a handicap sticker, plain and simple. Leave handicap parking for the people that actually need it.

 

My father has a disabled parking sticker. He's not disabled. But my mother is, and he drives her around. So, where's your argument? People can't have one that enables them to look after other people? He's supposed to remove it when she's not in the car with him?

 

I mean, sure, he's beaten cancer three times, including one of the rarest forms of blood cancer known to man, but hey, he's not visibly disabled, and neither is my mother, but they must be cheating the system by using disabled parking.

 

 

And to suggest that fat people aren't disabled is just ridiculous. Some people may have no visible signs, other than their obesity, but could have any number of excruciatingly painful ailments, such as variants of arthritis, angina, muscle and tissue damage brought on by carrying excess weight.

 

If you're lucky enough to not be overweight, or have any health concerns, be glad, take advantage of it, rejoice every day, just don't be a f*cking c*nt to people who aren't as lucky on a genetic level.

[Fraizer]

... Taken care of via PM.

Edited July 25, 2014 by FRA1Z3R

[RoadRunner71]

I am trying to figure out why in a program called '50 Massive Rock Anthems' they put a sh*tty Coldplay song, and in the top 10. It's not even rock...

[GunWrath]

That's the new generation.. there are a lot of songs out there being categorized as 'Rock' when it really isn't. I mean, look at the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame, they induct some members where their music truly isn't Rock at all.

[universetwisters]

Speaking of, it's pissing me off that 40 years from now, one directions is gonna be on a classic rock station

[t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m]

While we're on the subject, Linkin Park's Burn it Down isn't rock. So why do I have to hear it on the local rock radio station?

[universetwisters]

I'm guessing Linkin Park's a rock band and they just thought it would fit in. I remember hearing "After the Gold Rush" by Neil Young on a classic rock station and it was mostly piano folk. I'm not complaining, though, it's Neil Young.

[TheMcSame]

Speaking of, it's pissing me off that 40 years from now, one directions is gonna be on a classic rock station

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cfrNmiRjc8

 

 

 

In a way TWD cheers me up when I see them crying. They're all so bad at crying it makes it seem like a comedy.

 

 

Edited July 25, 2014 by TheMcSame

[Mr. Scratch]

I am trying to figure out why in a program called '50 Massive Rock Anthems' they put a sh*tty Coldplay song, and in the top 10. It's not even rock...

Stop watching MTV.

[RoadRunner71]

 

I am trying to figure out why in a program called '50 Massive Rock Anthems' they put a sh*tty Coldplay song, and in the top 10. It's not even rock...

 

Stop watching MTV.

It wasn't MTV. I think it has made me sh*t liquid. Seriously.

[ten-a-penny]

I like how, being an Arab (And Muslim, obviously), and a supporter of the Libyan revolution makes you a terrorist.

Only on DeviantArt!

[Crokey]

 

I am trying to figure out why in a program called '50 Massive Rock Anthems' they put a sh*tty Coldplay song, and in the top 10. It's not even rock...

Stop watching MTV.

 

It wouldn't have been on MTV as MTV hasn't had music on it since the 80's

[Fraizer]

I like how, being an Arab (And Muslim, obviously), and a supporter of the Libyan revolution makes you a terrorist.

Only on DeviantArt!

You got any examples? Just curious. And do you find them humorous or do they offend you?