Grumpy Old Forumers

[t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m]

f*cking Chevy Cavaliers - cheapest cars on the planet. My clear coat likes to peel off. The interior rattles around. The plastic cracks. The windows are as slow as Christmas, and my driver's windows motor is going bad. The parts are cheap as f*ck and something new breaks each month. f*cking hunk of sh*t. If I had the money I would go on and get a different car.

 

But I will admit, the 2.2 Ecotec hauls ass for a 4-cyl.

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

 

I hate those fat people that take up most of the isle with their cart, and then look at you funny when you try to squeeze past them.

 

Damn, you must have either small aisles or very big carts. That's never happened to me before and this is how wide our aisles are.

 

We shop at the Lackland Commissary often and their aisles are very narrow. Wal-Mart and H-E-B have fairly wide aisles but then again, my city has a lot of fat people. Edited July 19, 2014 by Sting4S

[Tacymist]

I f*cking hate this depression I'm in. I've barely eaten in the past couple days, I feel absolutely beaten. This is gonna be rough.

[universetwisters]

. I've barely eaten in the past couple days, I feel absolutely beaten.

 

You should become a rapper.

 

But seriously though, look around for new hobbies. That always helped me with my depression and I spend over $1,000 dollars on model trains a year.

Edited July 19, 2014 by universetwisters

[Tacymist]

That actually gave me a nice little laugh, thanks UT.

 

Hobbies is a nice suggestion, but it's not going to be enough I'm afraid. I'm going to try to reconnect with some old friends and see where that gets me. I think that will help me out.

[universetwisters]

Hobbies is a nice suggestion, but it's not going to be enough I'm afraid. I'm going to try to reconnect with some old friends and see where that gets me. I think that will help me out.

 

You'd be surprised what comfort you find in miniature tank building, or competitive weaving, or whatever it may be. Either way, good luck and don't do anything I would do

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

I'm in slight depression too, but that's because I don't ever get to practice any of my hobbies. I find comfort in car spotting, and I find comfort in my collection Autoart but I don't have a car, and I don't have money to buy every Autoart that I want.

Edited July 19, 2014 by Sting4S

[a20characterusername]

Ah yes, better now.

Edited July 21, 2014 by gtarelatedusername2

[TheMcSame]

So something just came back to me.

 

You know how people say that you can tell how far away a storm is by timing the delay between the lightning and the thunder, each second equating to a mile. Well, I thought I'd look into. Turns out it's the biggest load of sh*t.

 

It makes me wonder where people get this stuff from.

 

Edit after abusing Google:

 

Turns out the speed of sound would need to be mach 4.72933086485 (assuming the speed of sound is 340.29 m/s)

Edited July 19, 2014 by TheMcSame

[Fraizer]

^ I always heard you count in seconds when you see the lightning, then when you hear the thunder you divide what you got to by 2. And that's how many miles away the lightning struck.

 

I still do this when a storms rolls around. LOL!

 

Edit: After fondling google myself, I found an article saying you divide by 5 and that gives you an approximate distance.

 

http://science.howstuffworks.com/nature/climate-weather/storms/question182.htm

Edited July 19, 2014 by FRA1Z3R

[universetwisters]

^ I always heard you count in seconds when you see the lightning, then when you hear the thunder you divide what you got to by 2. And that's how many miles away the lightning struck.

 

I always do something like that at work but without dividing it. So if I'm out working and I see lightning, I wait for about three seconds and I hear thunder. Then I can conclude the storm is 3 miles away. Of course, that doesn't matter considering it rains all the time here and regardless of how far away it is, you're still going to get drenched.

 

OT: I tried to download a font for a buddy of mine and it nearly gave my computer a virus. Lordy damn.

[Punk-in-Drublic]

Ugh why did I change my name to "Trevor Phillips Enterprise"? What a sh*te user name, even Wreckless Jake is better. I'm counting down the days so I can change it again

[GunWrath]

Ugh why did I change my name to "Trevor Phillips Enterprise"? What a sh*te user name, even Wreckless Jake is better. I'm counting down the days so I can change it again

Mama always said, stupid is as stupid does.

 

If you didn't change it like just recently, perhaps asking a senior mod, they may be merciful enough to change it for you.

Edited July 20, 2014 by GunWrath

[trip]

Ugh why did I change my name to "Trevor Phillips Enterprise"? What a sh*te user name, even Wreckless Jake is better. I'm counting down the days so I can change it again

Yeah. Gotta say it really takes away from the edge of the person I remember as proxy flooder and Wreckless Jake.

Work a deal with an admin or something because you deserve more than a standard (I just joined yesterday) username.

-sayin' it out of love-

 

 

If any of you mother f*ckers...wait...or even your mother f*cking mothers leaves an unattended shopping cart(trolley or whatever the UK people want to call them) in the middle of a f*cking aisle thus blocking traffic - I will hunt you down and punch you in the throat.

[universetwisters]

I don't think there's anything more annoying than the people who stick up for the "like rate subscribe" gamer channels. Legit, their spelling is awful, their grammar is atrocious, and their logic is unbelievably stupid.

[Fraizer]

If any of you mother f*ckers...wait...or even your mother f*cking mothers leaves an unattended shopping cart(trolley or whatever the UK people want to call them) in the middle of a f*cking aisle thus blocking traffic - I will hunt you down and punch you in the throat.

If I have gone far into a store and realize I need a cart, and that unattended cart has one or two items in it, the cart then becomes MINE! >:-)

[Flachbau]

-wrong topic-

Edited July 21, 2014 by Android

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

My sister is such a brat. She was fine up until this year. Now she has a bad attitude all of the time like something crawled up her ass. She literally acts like she's on her period almost everyday. Like just now I need to use the bathroom and I know she stays in there for like 30 minutes or longer, and I asked her nicely to hurry it up. She starts whining, "I just got in here, use mom's." She literally just sits there on the toilet for 30 minutes, doing nothing.

[Tacymist]

Just yell through the door "ok fine, I guess I'll go fap in your room then!"

 

She'll come running out in a heart beat.

[GunWrath]

Dude, welcome to the world of women. Wait until you're hitched.. you might as well get used to pissing outside unless you have two bathrooms.

[sivispacem]

F*ck ParcelForce

 

Sold some sh*t on eBay. Shipped it last week. Few things by RM, one bigger one by ParcelForce. PF one was marked as delivered on the tracking info, but had a name that wasn't that of the recipient. Now it's marked as both delivered and could not be delivered as address is incomplete. Google Maps brings up the exact address as laid out on their eBay account. Understandably the recipient is not best pleased about the fact his parcel appears to have been delivered to someone he doesn't know.

 

F*cking useless c*nts.

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

I'm starting to realize she's the most annoying one in the house. Nobody else has been annoying me lately, even my mom, except for her spending which led to us being broke. My sister is always so noisy in the morning, like I look forward to waking up at 7:25 AM and enjoying the silence in the house whilst everyone else is asleep until like 10 AM (though my sister usually wakes up at 3 PM which is stupid). But this morning she's up early, though she's still in bed, and she keeps on sniffing and snorting so loud that you can hear it in the game room and after a while it gets so damn annoying. She won't shut up and blow her nose, she just keeps sniffing and snorting. I just tried to go in there but couldn't even say what I wanted to say because she was instantly trying to push me out like I was disturbing her or something. It doesn't help that every morning she wakes up she is so noisy with her dumbass allergies, like I have allergies too but I have the common sense to know that snorting and sniffing won't make anything better.

 

She's been so annoying lately, being noisy, having a bad attitude all of the time, and constantly doing stuff that annoys my mom which gets her in a bad mood (which results in the whole house being in a bad mood including me). This sounds so mean but I'll be glad when she finds a better job and moves out to one of those apartments nearby. I enjoy her company but sometimes I just need a break.

[Flachbau]

Leave a box of tissues outside of her door.

 

Your sister seems like a real pain, I wouldn't know how to deal with it honestly. I don't get annoyed by a lot of things, but just by reading your posts about what she does just ticks me off.

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

And it sucks because there are a lot of times where she is nice. It's just that when she's in a bad mood, she's really in a bad mood and for no reason it seems. She isn't bipolar or anything like that, just a little too moody.

[Flachbau]

It just sounds like mood swings to me

[Mark]

 

Ugh why did I change my name to "Trevor Phillips Enterprise"? What a sh*te user name, even Wreckless Jake is better. I'm counting down the days so I can change it again

 

Yeah. Gotta say it really takes away from the edge of the person I remember as proxy flooder and Wreckless Jake.

Work a deal with an admin or something because you deserve more than a standard (I just joined yesterday) username.

-sayin' it out of love-

 

 

If any of you mother f*ckers...wait...or even your mother f*cking mothers leaves an unattended shopping cart(trolley or whatever the UK people want to call them) in the middle of a f*cking aisle thus blocking traffic - I will hunt you down and punch you in the throat.

Ah I just punt them out the way. Usually a fairly long way away from where I found them. Makes it mildly amusing when people when wander around trying to find their trolley.

[Punk-in-Drublic]

 

Ugh why did I change my name to "Trevor Phillips Enterprise"? What a sh*te user name, even Wreckless Jake is better. I'm counting down the days so I can change it again

Yeah. Gotta say it really takes away from the edge of the person I remember as proxy flooder and Wreckless Jake.

Work a deal with an admin or something because you deserve more than a standard (I just joined yesterday) username.

-sayin' it out of love-

Haha, yeah, it was changed during a moment of madness during the GTA V hysteria when I was desperate to change user names, couldn't think of an appropriate one. Ah well, I won't mither the mods over something so trivial, I'l just look like a twat for a few more months

[universetwisters]

I almost whipped my face with the weedwhacker at work today. It was scary.

[GunWrath]

Just got done with mowing the lawn before the storm rolled in, get it under the carport go to put the tarp on it.. f*cking two hornets got me right on the wrist.. then I was stupid enough to smash them rather than brush them off like they say, so one stinger was embedded fairly deep, had to use my pocket knife to get it out. Now I'm back inside, cleaned up a little, freshened up, can't even lay my wrist on the mousepad without that sh*t hurting.

 

Been a LONG while since I've been stung.. ain't no f*cking picnic y'all.

[TheMcSame]

Just remembered a show that I use to watch years ago called Knight Rider. I've decided to start watching it from the beginning.

 

The original, not the rip off version.