Grumpy Old Forumers

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

 

or Lego's (her hobby).

Is she single?

No, my father lives with us.

[t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m]

They should just change the GTA V section to the "Muh Jetpack" section.

[Average white guy]

They should just change the GTA V section to the "Muh Jetpack" section.

And the GTA Online section to the "I want muh fuken heists" section.

Edited July 17, 2014 by TheGreenSadler

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

I had no idea that the GTA Online section was that popular and that messy. It's about as bad as the V section was back in September. My god, it's a hell hole!

[Algonquin Assassin]

I had no idea that the GTA Online section was that popular and that messy. It's about as bad as the V section was back in September. My god, it's a hell hole!

 

This is pretty much my reaction everytime I venture into the GTAO forum.

 

[lil weasel]

I tried for two hours to get the radiator fan off of my car, but couldn't. I couldn't get the latch to come off. To make matters worse, mosquitoes kept attacking my face while I was under the car. f*ck mosquitoes, man.

go to the library and find the "Chilton's manual" for your Vehicle.

http://us.wow.com/search?s_pt=aolsem&s_it=aolsem&s_chn=9&q=chilton%20free%20online%20manuals

Edited July 17, 2014 by lil weasel

[SolidSnails]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

f*cking monday sucks, it shouldn't exist, why the f*ck do I gotta work 5 and a half days and rest on 1 and a half? No need to answer that stupid question anyway.

 

f*cking pissed

You just need a new job. Different career. I quite like Mondays.

shhh dont say that. Mondays are So nasty. Its like being forced to learn french in school.

French is useful for picking up women.

 

in canada we all know french so not really.

On a side note i just went into the gta online forum....oh god the idiot's are real

Dude, God help you there. The people there (aside from Bio and many others) are f*cking two-legged animals who can talk. Seriously.

"omg i cant access rr cokstar reele want meh to bay deir CC1!!!!!1" Because the game is named: Grand Theft Auto: Rooftop Rumble. There's billions of other high-paying missions out there. What now, you're too dumb to complete these?

"we cant mak $ asaed of glethes!!!1" Says the one who can't finish Base Invaders on Hard Solo. (that mission pays like RR BTW, 18,750, aside from the ammo cost. Also if done the way how I do it, you'll only fire 15 heavy Sniper bullets to finish the first objective. Then the second part can be done with any weapon of choice.)

 

The people there are f*cking noobs.

there are quite a few canadians who are slow and dumb really just overall stupid. but meh we all share the love of maple syrup and bacon

[98 in 1]

 

They should just change the GTA V section to the "Muh Jetpack" section.

And the GTA Online section to the "I want muh fuken heists" section.

 

Actually, it's current state (O section) is more along the lines of "bitching about glitching".

[GunWrath]

So, I've been walking in evenings for 3-4 miles.. helps relieve my tension and helps me sleep but this evening kind of blowed.. I got off xbox, got my ipod, started walking.. said 'eh, f*ck this' about a half mile in and came back. My body was just drained of energy all of a sudden.. not sure what the deal is lately. I don't have much energy, cranky and what not. Starting to piss me off, because I'm normally the type that can't sit still, even while gaming or something, I'll stand up, sit down, stand up, sit down.

 

I'm still waiting on a call to start work for the local ILA here at the Ports, put my name on the books acouple weeks back being a buddy of mine has worked out there for about 10years and makes great money but he said it would be a little time before they call you in and get things set up. I'm growing impatient though.. maybe that's why I'm getting drained of energy and all because I haven't worked in over a week. Just been being a house mom really.. and it f*cking sucks.

[ten-a-penny]

I had no idea that the GTA Online section was that popular and that messy. It's about as bad as the V section was back in September. My god, it's a hell hole!

Seriously, apparently you're a homo fag if you don't glitch. (I do glitch but NOT for money, i.e Mask+Glasses/Hat glitch, etc), and if you do glitch you're a fa**ot noob who can't play properly.

 

The GTA:O forum is the worst forum in this site.

 

[....]

I don't have much energy, cranky and what not. Starting to piss me off, because I'm normally the type that can't sit still, even while gaming or something, I'll stand up, sit down, stand up, sit down.

[.....]

You had my problem, mostly when playing GTA:O or the sh*tty Bakugan: Battle brawlers. I suck at playing while I'm sitting for some unknown reason.

[Fraizer]

I give up, we'll never do anything this summer. My mom's always saying that we can't do anything this summer because we don't have enough extra funds and then she's always going on and on about money problems (not in an angry kind of way or anything like that, just being informal). But it seems every time she does have extra funds, she spends it all on her JCP, Macy's, or Cato's clothes or Lego's (her hobby). And I remember clearly, towards the end of the school year, she knew that we wanted to do things this summer and we even talked about going to Houston over and over. She had just over $1000 from her tax rebate after paying some bills and other stuff. But no, it just went to her clothes, Lego's, and a bunch of other stuff for her. Now we don't have enough money to do anything this summer and my summer basically ends in just under 2 weeks.

 

It's a big disappointment. We didn't do a thing this summer. The most I did was go to the movie's one time and that was it. And whenever she's in a pissy mood she brings up how I shouldn't be bored since I have a laptop and video games- like what the f*ck? That stuff is fun during the school year on the weekends, it isn't sh*t during the summer. During the summer I want to spend valuable time with the family and do stuff. Instead we do nothing. Whenever we have free time we just sit around. Now she barely even wants me to go with her anywhere, knowing that I want to get out of the house. Last year she was like, "We need to get out more and do more stuff together." Now it's, "I don't have any money" or, "I don't have enough gas to get there, it need to last until next week (when it never does because of her lead foot)."

 

I just feel like this summer changed me. It made me more irritable and unhappy.

 

 

So i am guessing you lied about your age in your profile? If so, why lie?

 

If not, you are twenty f*cking four, get a job and a woman (not your mom for god sake) and take your own vacation!

[GN 92]

f*cking online poker is f*ckED this week. I'm only dealt sh*t hands, f*ck

 

I'M TOO f*ckING TIGHT IN THIS sh*t BUT I'M NOT COMFORTABLE PLAYING LOOSE

 

 

oh yeah, f*cking kings doubled my stack

Edited July 18, 2014 by BOSS 302

[t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m]

The transmission on my Chevy Blazer is going out. I get a god-awful rattling sound whenever I go into reverse or drive. I haven't checked around yet, but I know it'll probably cost ~$1000 to replace. Guess I'll be driving the Cavalier in the meantime.

 

Also, my neighbors like to leave their trash can in my yard, which pisses me off. I don't think they realize where the property lines meet. It wouldn't bother me so much if they would take it back to their house outside of garbage day, but they prefer to leave it out 24/7 because they're lazy, white trash rednecks. So I have to move it or else it's going to kill the grass it's setting on.

[GunWrath]

The transmission on my Chevy Blazer is going out. I get a god-awful rattling sound whenever I go into reverse or drive. I haven't checked around yet, but I know it'll probably cost ~$1000 to replace. Guess I'll be driving the Cavalier in the meantime.

 

Also, my neighbors like to leave their trash can in my yard, which pisses me off. I don't think they realize where the property lines meet. It wouldn't bother me so much if they would take it back to their house outside of garbage day, but they prefer to leave it out 24/7 because they're lazy, white trash rednecks. So I have to move it or else it's going to kill the grass it's setting on.

Well, if you feel that f*cking way about it, I'll stop. Didn't know it was your yard.

[Fraizer]

I hate how people drive and their reaction when you let them know they just f*cked up. When you are driving down the freeway and someone decides to get over without looking in the mirror or over the shoulder to check the blind spot, so I blow the horn, and these cum guzzlers have the audacity to flip me off! Hey f*ck head, you're the one that f*cked up, not me! Drive your car off a cliff, you dick hole! Oh and Apparently when you buy a Mercedes around where I live it comes with a license to be a complete asshole!

[universetwisters]

Also, my neighbors like to leave their trash can in my yard, which pisses me off. I don't think they realize where the property lines meet. It wouldn't bother me so much if they would take it back to their house outside of garbage day, but they prefer to leave it out 24/7 because they're lazy, white trash rednecks. So I have to move it or else it's going to kill the grass it's setting on.

 

My neighbors at my old house used to do that before I moved to where I currently live. I agree, there's nothing trashier than your typical southern white trash redneck. I'm trying to figure out why they want to live trashy, and how/why they became trashy.

 

inb4 that redneck vigilante stalker comes in and does that "dish served cold" thing

 

But yeah, one thing you gotta get used to living in the south are poor white trash.

[t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m]

^ That and the mosquitoes. They might as well change the Arkansas state bird to the mosquito.

 

I hate when you hear the riff to Sweet Home Alabama start playing on the radio, and it turns out it's All Summer Long by Kid Rock. Can't they just play Sweet Home Alabama or Werewolves of London instead? Statistically speaking, you have a 66.6% chance of getting one of the good songs, and a 33.3% of getting ear-raped. Well, I guess All Summer Long isn't that bad. More like a 33.3% chance of getting ear-molested.

[Algonquin Assassin]

^ That and the mosquitoes. They might as well change the Arkansas state bird to the mosquito.

 

I hate when you hear the riff to Sweet Home Alabama start playing on the radio, and it turns out it's All Summer Long by Kid Rock. Can't they just play Sweet Home Alabama or Werewolves of London instead? Statistically speaking, you have a 66.6% chance of getting one of the good songs, and a 33.3% of getting ear-raped. Well, I guess All Summer Long isn't that bad. More like a 33.3% chance of getting ear-molested.

My mother loves All Summer Long she basically plays it every f*cking time I get in the car with her.

[GN 92]

I love All Summer Long and 70% of Kid Rock's songs. Is that bad? I'm not from USA but it seems he loves his country so much. I don't get it why people hate him.

[SingularSoul]

 

Fox news is actually decent.

 

 

I hold a grudge against such a sentiment.

 

 

OT: Why is it that nobody seems to make good superhero games anymore? Why isn't more focus and attention going into crafting amazing new experiences with our comic-book favourites?

Edited July 18, 2014 by SingularSoul

[universetwisters]

So I post a comment on one of domislives videos calling him out for all the stupid things he's doing like teaching people how to glitch and then all his mouth breathing friends start attacking me for it and dom don't even say anything. God damn, those folks are sheep. I wish people like domislive and all the other members of the "smash that like button" demographic, both the makers and the viewers, take a long walk off a short pier.

 

 

Also, I accidentally slept in today. f*ck.

[waymuu]

 

I f*cking hate my country tv news. Plenty of them are totally biased, the reporters can't stop making value judgements, telling sentimental bullsh*t and trying to influence in the viewer.

Fox news is actually decent.

 

lol alright

[Fraizer]

Going grocery shopping in any store, what a pain in my ass! Someone taking up the entire aisle standing beside their cart, looking at you like you just drowned a bag full off puppies when you say excuse me. Someone's crackhead kids running around and screaming in a fit cause they can't have what they want. Someone reaching for something right in front of your face when you squat down to try and get the item that is all the way in the f*cking back of the bottom shelf (sometimes when people do this I cough all over their hand then say "whoops sorry.")

 

Also I always choose the wrong f*cking checkout line, it's the one with the least amount of people in line but the cashier looks like the crypt keeper and moves slower than a sloth... But when I choose the other line, the one with the young cashier and the same amount of people in line, someone is paying with a check (who the hell uses checks anymore!!!) or there needs to be a price check on a $2 bag of chips that's supposed to be only $1.79! All this while that other cashier who looked like they were on the brink of death sets a world record speed of checking people out.

[Flachbau]

Going grocery shopping in any store, what a pain in my ass! Someone taking up the entire aisle standing beside their cart, looking at you like you just drowned a bag full off puppies when you say excuse me. Someone's crackhead kids running around and screaming in a fit cause they can't have what they want. Someone reaching for something right in front of your face when you squat down to try and get the item that is all the way in the f*cking back of the bottom shelf (sometimes when people do this I cough all over their hand then say "whoops sorry.")

 

Also I always choose the wrong f*cking checkout line, it's the one with the least amount of people in line but the cashier looks like the crypt keeper and moves slower than a sloth... But when I choose the other line, the one with the young cashier and the same amount of people in line, someone is paying with a check (who the hell uses checks anymore!!!) or there needs to be a price check on a $2 bag of chips that's supposed to be only $1.79! All this while that other cashier who looked like they were on the brink of death sets a world record speed of checking people out.

 

I always help my mom with grocery shopping, the people here are just as bad as the DRIVERS on the road. They cut in front of me. Always. I also hate when it's very crowded, there's literally no room. Don't even get me started on slow walkers, either.

 

Next time we have to go shopping, we'll definitely go in the morning.

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

I hate those fat people that take up most of the isle with their cart, and then look at you funny when you try to squeeze past them.

[universetwisters]

I hate those fat people that take up most of the isle with their cart, and then look at you funny when you try to squeeze past them.

 

Damn, you must have either small aisles or very big carts. That's never happened to me before and this is how wide our aisles are.

 

[Fraizer]

You gotta remember, here in America (especially Walmart) the aisles are made to accommodate fat people.

[universetwisters]

You gotta remember, here in America (especially Walmart) the aisles are made to accommodate fat people.

 

About how wide are supermarket aisles in Europe then? The only thing I know about them are that they're poorly lit, as evidenced by this video

 

 

[Fraizer]

Couldn't tell ya, but if they are indeed as wide as they are here, that would be a massive mother f*cker to take up the whole aisle.

[universetwisters]

Couldn't tell ya, but if they are indeed as wide as they are here, that would be a massive mother f*cker to take up the whole aisle.

 

They look about as wide as the ones here, only differences are how poorly lit they are.

 

Here's another example