Grumpy Old Forumers

[Mark]

Aye it even falls apart when I get a kebab and those guys are meant to be pro at this whole sh*t in a pitta bread thing.

[Waddy]

Why is pita bread so f*cking sh*t?

 

Isn't the whole point that it is a pocket to put sh*t into, yet whenever I do it, it all falls the f*ck apart. One side is always as thin as a gnat's eyelid.

 

Am I missing something or does every food f*cking hate me and want me to kill myself?

 

I f*cking hate faffing around with pointless sh*t.

 

 

Also, pingu f*cking owned.

Toast it for like 30 seconds.

Then dont slice it open like an envelope but just cut like 1cm off the top length wise and it will be even when you open it. As its been toasted it will be stronger.

 

@Mark -Be a man and get it on a nan bread you queer.

[Daz]

Naan is the same, I would prefer not to toast it, but to me it just seems so f*cking useless of holding anything, I can't see how toasting it will make the thin side as strong as the other. It is all a futile effort.

 

May as well just get a god damn wrap.

[universetwisters]

I almost stab my eye out while cutting open a frozen dinner.

Be careful with knifes, all.

[WildBrick142]

Why does Youtube keeps forcing my Google+ Channel every time I log in? I'm so f*cking tired of having to switch to my main account all the time, especially after checking "remember this decision" for logging into main account a few weeks ago. I also noticed that they removed the entire top navigation (favourites, watch later, likes and history) and did not even gave any links to find them.

 

So f*cking tired of their sh*tty changes.

[t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m]

They're just desperately trying to get people to use their outdated Google+. Hopefully it wont be too long before a new, better video hosting site takes over.

 

I can't wait for Google to go out of business.

[universetwisters]

I don't want youtube to go out of business because all my stuff on it would be gone Now if google sold youtube back to it's original owners or someone else and got rid of the idea of trying to integrate google + into it, then I'd be fine as wine.

[t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m]

Most of these indie "retro" games are a joke. If you're too lazy to make a modern game, then at least stay true to what you're replicating. Most retro consoles only support a 64 or 128 color palette, and can only display a few at once on the screen. So it looks really stupid when you have thirty different shades of each color on the screen. Also, if you have rotating pixels in your game then you're just the worst. Draw out each frame, stupid.

 

That's not to say that there aren't some good "retro"-styled games out there, but most of them seem to do the above which just throws me off.

[Dottie]

The only cartoons I like are King of the Hill & American Dad, the latter only because I used to live in the general area where the show takes place.

i tell you h-whut

 

Back OT. Doing a simple CATIA calculation

Awesome computer- takes 1.5 hours, 50 gigs of HDD

exact same test on my laptop- takes 6 minutes, 3 gigs of an external HDD

[Ziggy455]

Why, why, WHY, is cereal so f*cking expensive!? Like really? It's like nearly four pounds for a small box of Co-co Pops and the cheapo puffs are just f*cking awful. Seriously, it's so bloody annoying eating Struggle Puffs because every single other kind of cereal requires you to pay out half your wages. I know it's a little thing, but it's a little thing which annoys me so much.

 

I WANT MOTHERf*ckING CHEAP CO-CO PUFFS.

[GunWrath]

Word up on that man.. I eat Raisin Bran and Frosted Shredded Wheat a LOT.. so I know the pain of it's cost. However, I found at the local dollar store here they sale their own brand of the two and they're actually pretty f*cking good too.. tastes great, not stale. So I purchase a family size box of each for $2 and some tax, not bad at all. I normally buy all my bread from there too.

[universetwisters]

Why, why, WHY, is cereal so f*cking expensive!? Like really? It's like nearly four pounds for a small box of Co-co Pops and the cheapo puffs are just f*cking awful. Seriously, it's so bloody annoying eating Struggle Puffs because every single other kind of cereal requires you to pay out half your wages. I know it's a little thing, but it's a little thing which annoys me so much.

 

I WANT MOTHERf*ckING CHEAP CO-CO PUFFS.

 

You should just go to 7-Eleven and get some buffalo chicken rollers. I get two of them before I start my job and they hold me off until I'm off work.

 

OT: Why does my bedroom smell like cigarette smoke? Nobody smokes inside the house and it's not like anything's getting through the vents, are there?

[t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m]

Assuming your house has a central A/C system, I think cigarette smoke could come through the intake vent and spread throughout the house. Does your family smoke?

Edited July 10, 2014 by Yolo Swaggins

[universetwisters]

Yes, but only outside on the back patio.

[t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m]

Oh, well it's obviously the ghost of the Marlboro Cowboy.

 

EDIT: When it comes to gameplay videos, silence is golden. Pretty much every gameplay video has some unfunny autist unleashing his power level, desperately trying to be funny. I don't care about your cringeworthy jokes, I just want to see uninterrupted gameplay so I can determine if I want to buy the f*cking game or not. Unless you're penguinz0 or ChipCheezum, just shut up and disconnect your microphone before recording.

 

Here's a prime example of this sh*t:

 

 

Edited July 10, 2014 by Yolo Swaggins

[The Pizza Delivery Guy]

I'm so f*cking pissed off right now I have to say this somewhere and it may as well be here where it won't make any difference.

 

Yesterday I filmed for 4 hours to make a 500 subscriber special for my loyal fans and the love of making videos. I then edited it a bit and mashed it all together in Sony Vegas. The final product took 8 hours to process.

 

Then I tried uploading it. By this point it was nighttime so I left my computer on to upload. When I woke up it had turned off and restarted. I know this was the work of pointless windows updates.

 

So then I tossed onto the upload page of YT and tried uploading it again. I waited for another 2 hours only for my computer to crash.

 

THEN I tried uploading it a third time. It took 4 hours to upload and process. I finally see it is done. I click to view it and what do I see?

 

 

They muted the ENTIRE 3:30:00 video for ONE F*CKING SONG THAT PLAYED FOR NOT EVEN A MINUTE.

 

SO NOW I HAVE TO THROW THE ENTIRE THING INTO VEGAS AGAIN, MUTE THOSE 2 SECONDS, SPEND ANOTHER 8 HOURS RENDERING IT, UPLOADING IT AGAIN, AND FINALLY HOPING THAT IT DOESN'T GET MUTED A G A I N.

 

Not to mention there's an option on EVERY other video with a content ID that says "remove song and remove claim."

 

f*ck you right in your mother f*cking face YouTube. If I had connections inside Google, I'd find whoever made this kind of sh*t allowed and push them right out a f*cking window. f*ck.

[universetwisters]

^ Those are just the worst. I remember adoseofbuckley, a youtube dude I like, made a rant on it that doesn't involve crazy immature cussing and stuff.

 

 

 

It's pretty damn annoying too, especially when it involves video.

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

http://www.autoblog.com/2014/07/10/rolling-coal-americas-political-divide-reaches-roads-video/

 

My ridiculous country, I swear to god.

[RoadRunner71]

http://www.autoblog.com/2014/07/10/rolling-coal-americas-political-divide-reaches-roads-video/

 

My ridiculous country, I swear to god.

f*cking idiots, they should be banned of driving for life. Is it even legal in the USA?

[t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m]

http://www.autoblog.com/2014/07/10/rolling-coal-americas-political-divide-reaches-roads-video/

 

My ridiculous country, I swear to god.

It's not just your country. They do this sh*t all of the time here in the southern US. I saw a 2500 diesel blow smoke into a new Corvette with it's windows down. I wish the Corvette guy would have chased them down and kicked their asses.

[universetwisters]

Yep, the south is really bad with how those stupid rednecks "beautify" their trucks.

 

Tell me, is this attractive in any way?

 

Edited July 10, 2014 by universetwisters

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

There's a student at my school who has one of those hideous, raised trucks that sound loud as f*ck and make hissing sounds. And one of my idiot neighbors thinks that's cool. If I ever see that truck again, I'm going to scratch, "dumbass" into it.

[universetwisters]

There's a student at my school who has one of those hideous, raised trucks that sound loud as f*ck and make hissing sounds. And one of my idiot neighbors thinks that's cool. If I ever see that truck again, I'm going to scratch, "dumbass" into it.

 

This is one redneck dude who went to school with me and his sh*t truck.

 

[GN 92]

I got plenty of cables behind my PC, it's f*cking ridiculous. I don't use... 80% of them and I'm too f*cking lazy to clean that sh*t up.

[Soran Is On]

What cars are rare?

What color should I paint my car?

I have a full garage what car should I get rid of?

 

You f*cking people are peons. I hate this forum more and more every day.

[GN 92]

What cars are rare?

What color should I paint my car?

I have a full garage what car should I get rid of?

 

You f*cking people are peons. I hate this forum more and more every day.

 

Hah, I miss the GTAO section. It's been 2 months since I played GTAO... I really miss it. But some people there are the worst asshats I've ever seen in the whole internet.

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

What cars are rare?

What color should I paint my car?

I have a full garage what car should I get rid of?

 

You f*cking people are peons. I hate this forum more and more every day.

Stay away from the GTA Online section. I can imagine it being as terrible as the V section was 2 months ago.

 

Neverind: it's just not worth venting again.

Edited July 10, 2014 by Sting4S

[t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m]

I hate when people get mad at other people solely because they make lots of money. For example, you see people complain about NBA players making millions of dollars each year. Who cares? It's their f*cking money. It's up to the team manager to pay however much they want to pay, not some schmuck who's upset because he/she never progressed past working at Dollar General. Free enterprise, bitch.

 

Another issue is Tumblr. Tumblr is like that fat goth chick in high school that does nothing but bitch. I don't know why they get mad at other people for being skinny. If you'd put down the nutella and chocolate cake for once in your life, you might live past 35. The world doesn't revolve around you, you fat hags.

 

And holy f*ck, my city's main boulevard is STILL under construction. They finished repaving it about two weeks ago, yet they still haven't finished painting the stripes. They had it about halfway done, and I guess they f*cked up because I saw they were grinding the markings off and repainting once more. Idiots.

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

I hate when people get mad at other people solely because they make lots of money.

Me too. You can't even have a nice car without people hating, claiming that you only bought the car because you're "egotistical" or "trying to show off".

[tymaster50]

i hate when people assume i am rich and just pissing away money. just because i have a lot of sh*t does not mean i can just go giving money to everyone and their mother, i'm just middle class.