Grumpy Old Forumers

[THE GHETTO JEZUS]

I hate cats, they creep me out. Also Pepsi > Coke.

 

 

#FreeAJ

 

But serious though, dogs are more creepier than cats.

[TheMcSame]

I open my window for 5 seconds... 5 god damn seconds. What happens? A crane fly barges in. I hate the things, they're just as dumb as flies. They can find their way in easily enough but getting back out is rocket science to them. It would help if they didn't decide to try and rape my face when they get in. If my house and everything inside was fireproof I'd be having some fun with them to say the least.

[tokyocean]

 

I, honestly, just don't give a f*ck.

 

Whenever the teacher does a poor job, and then complains that the entire class didn't pass a test, we're (the class) not afraid to tell it in his/her face. Course, typical response is 'well study more'. How the f*ck am I supposed to study gibberish?

 

My math teacher is one of the best, and while I'm as sh*t at math as a person can possibly be, I still understand some of the stuff he teaches. That's because he actually tries to put something in your head.

 

Hate it when they get into your sh*t.

 

"Why are you listening to music? Stop it nao."

 

"Yeah, well at least the music is more interesting than you."

I'll take a milkshake and fries with my burger please.

 

That seems really good. It reminds me of the mission in Grand Theft Auto V, the one in which Michael drives his son out to Burger Shot and reminisces how he (Michael) and his friends used to head out to grab some milkshakes, burgers, and fries after school. I really want a milkshake, cheeseburger, and some fries now. In-N-Out sounds good for now.

[t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m]

Apparently I'm a white-trash redneck because I enjoy listening to Lynyrd Skynyrd. My friend heard me listening to it and started saying they're a racist band and called me a white-trash redneck.

 

First of all, I'm 99.99% sure that they weren't racist at all. Second, even if they were that doesn't mean I agree with that. It's absurd that someone would judge someone just because of what they're listening to.

[Shane_Dbns]

Apparently I'm a white-trash redneck because I enjoy listening to Lynyrd Skynyrd. My friend heard me listening to it and started saying they're a racist band and called me a white-trash redneck.

 

First of all, I'm 99.99% sure that they weren't racist at all. Second, even if they were that doesn't mean I agree with that. It's absurd that someone would judge someone just because of what they're listening to.

What if they're listening to Lil Wayne? I think then it's safe to assume they're a retard.

 

#FreeAJ

[universetwisters]

...started saying they're a racist band...

 

Did they mention as to how or why they were racist? I bet what they come up with would be laughable.

[t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m]

He didn't give a reason as to how/why they're racist. I guess simply because they're "southern rock," which if so would make his reasoning absurd.

 

Also, I want you all to take a good look at these two:

 

These two are the bane of my existence in Crash Bash, especially when they are teamed up against you. I'm pretty sure Cortex cheats in the Crate Smash game, and on Polar Plunge he somehow has the ramming speed of a rhinoceros. Koala Kong will smash your skull in with a crate if you come within 50 yards of him, which is bullsh*t.

 

Also, the Crate Crush game with the penguin is bullsh*t. Every f*cking time, someone smashes his stupid penguin head in with a crate, and he spins around hitting everyone like he owns the goddamn lake. f*ck you, penguin.

Edited July 5, 2014 by sivispacem

[Mark]

Crash Bash. That's a game I've not played in a long time. I think I preferred CTR as a spinoff Bandicoot based game but it was still awesome fun!

 

That's what I miss. Good old simple platform games. Before all this in app purchasing crap too.

[a20characterusername]

 

...started saying they're a racist band...

 

 

Did they mention as to how or why they were racist? I bet what they come up with would be laughable.

 

They're white southerners, and everyone knows that literally every white southerner is an uneducated, banjo-playin', tobacky-spittin' bigot who judges others based on what color their skin is and what part of the world they live in!

[GunWrath]

 

 

...started saying they're a racist band...

 

 

Did they mention as to how or why they were racist? I bet what they come up with would be laughable.

 

They're white southerners, and everyone knows that literally every white southerner is an uneducated, banjo-playin', tobacky-spittin' bigot who judges others based on what color their skin is and what part of the world they live in!

 

I hope that's sarcasm.

[make total destroy]

This beer is warm, and that makes me sad.

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

This story is just so stupid to me.

[universetwisters]

My neighbor across the street is still launching fireworks and it's the day after independence day GODDAMMIT.

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

My neighbor across the street is still launching fireworks and it's the day after independence day GODDAMMIT.

A lot of people are still doing them here.

 

 

Why is it that YouTube likes to make major changes and then slowly revert things back to the way they were right when you've finally grown used to it. It's like they're always changing and don't want you to get too comfortable. It's nerving, I wish somebody else owned YouTube, not that sh*t company Google.

Um, what have they done now?

 

They removed the video count next to every publisher's name underneath their videos. So now, just like a year ago, you have to click on their name and then click videos, and then select uploads only again.

Edited July 6, 2014 by Sting4S

[I<3GTAV]

Do you know what kind of sucks? My luck with girls. So I meet this girl at a festival, she is REALLY pretty and cool and everything, really. And, the best part, she thinks I'm attractive too. We talk for like 20 minutes, yadda yadda yadda, then she gives me her number and I never see her again because she LIVES HOURS AWAY IN f*ckING PITTSBURGH. THE ONLY GIRL WHO THINKS I'M ATTRACTIVE AND LIKES ME AND sh*t LIVES OUT OF TOWN SO I'LL NEVER SEE HER AGAIN. It kinda kills me to think about.

[The Hippie]

Lynyrd Skynyrd rocks, I don't care what people say. FREE BIRD!

 

On a side note, I still hate Tim Tebow. f*ckin' prick.

[universetwisters]

Do you know what kind of sucks? My luck with girls. So I meet this girl at a festival, she is REALLY pretty and cool and everything, really. And, the best part, she thinks I'm attractive too. We talk for like 20 minutes, yadda yadda yadda, then she gives me her number and I never see her again because she LIVES HOURS AWAY IN f*ckING PITTSBURGH. THE ONLY GIRL WHO THINKS I'M ATTRACTIVE AND LIKES ME AND sh*t LIVES OUT OF TOWN SO I'LL NEVER SEE HER AGAIN. It kinda kills me to think about.

 

And this is why we don't try to pick up girls at concerts.

[t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m]

Is it me, or are cartoons becoming more and more autistic?

 

A good example would be 'Uncle Grandpa'. I'm still having trouble comprehending that show.

[waymuu]

I wouldn't use the word "autistic" in the place of "dumb". Its run its course back in 2012.

[na89340qv0n34b09q340]

Autistic? Haha. Children's cartoons were always pretty silly though. Try enjoying something from way back when that you didn't watch growing up, and isn't one of the universally "retro" shows. Try watching something from the first season of pokemon when you're not in the mood for it. There's always a lot more crap on TV than good stuff, but most people don't watch or aren't capable of judging the crap so much, so nobody remembers it.

[The Hippie]

I miss Pingu. That was a real kick ass cartoon.

[waymuu]

neva forget the lavatory story

[Flūttershy]

Spongebob, which was a pretty big part of my childhood, saddens me with how freaking awful it has gotten. The first few seasons it was a funny, witty cartoon that anyone could enjoy watching, but now it's just spongebob and patrick running around randomly making noises like they're f*cking a sheep. Oh well, at least there's still a few good modern cartoons where I can get my fix.

[waymuu]

Spongebob, which was a pretty big part of my childhood, saddens me with how freaking awful it has gotten. The first few seasons it was a funny, witty cartoon that anyone could enjoy watching, but now it's just spongebob and patrick running around randomly making noises like they're f*cking a sheep. Oh well, at least there's still a few good modern cartoons where I can get my fix.

What cartoons do you like nowadays? I could always use something new to watch.

[Flūttershy]

 

 

 

 

 

 

Spongebob, which was a pretty big part of my childhood, saddens me with how freaking awful it has gotten. The first few seasons it was a funny, witty cartoon that anyone could enjoy watching, but now it's just spongebob and patrick running around randomly making noises like they're f*cking a sheep. Oh well, at least there's still a few good modern cartoons where I can get my fix.

What cartoons do you like nowadays? I could always use something new to watch.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Spongebob, which was a pretty big part of my childhood, saddens me with how freaking awful it has gotten. The first few seasons it was a funny, witty cartoon that anyone could enjoy watching, but now it's just spongebob and patrick running around randomly making noises like they're f*cking a sheep. Oh well, at least there's still a few good modern cartoons where I can get my fix.

What cartoons do you like nowadays? I could always use something new to watch.I don't watch much TV anymore, but nowadays for cartoons I mostly watch South Park, which is much different than your average Nickelodeon show, of course.

 

and my little pony. But keep your mouth shut about that, yahear?

Edited July 7, 2014 by rawrsnar

[waymuu]

 

and my little pony. But keep your mouth shut about that, yahear?

 

f*ck that

[THE GHETTO JEZUS]

 

 

and my little pony. But keep your mouth shut about that, yahear?

 

f*ck that

 

 

 

 

 

But speaking of cartoons, as Yolo said its pretty much some retarded sh*t that no one can comprehend. I use to watch Cartoon Network and now its just flat out retarded. If I do watch cartoons or w.e it'll probably be Family Guy, American Dad, The Simpsons, and South Park every now and then.

[universetwisters]

The only cartoons I like are King of the Hill & American Dad, the latter only because I used to live in the general area where the show takes place.

[na89340qv0n34b09q340]

Some of the stuff these guys put out is nice. It's not television animation, but it's of similar quality, and is a lot better in my opinion. Also if you haven't watched most of it yet, take a look at a list of stuff Adult Swim has aired. They usually have pretty good taste in animation.

 

Recommendations: Moral Orel, King of The Hill, Home Movies, Sealab 2021, The Boondocks, Xavier: Renegade Angel, and SymBionic Titan.

 

Anime Recommendations: Cowboy Bebop, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Samurai Champloo, and Ghost In The Shell.

Edited July 7, 2014 by Joe Chip

[Daz]

Why is pita bread so f*cking sh*t?

 

Isn't the whole point that it is a pocket to put sh*t into, yet whenever I do it, it all falls the f*ck apart. One side is always as thin as a gnat's eyelid.

 

Am I missing something or does every food f*cking hate me and want me to kill myself?

 

I f*cking hate faffing around with pointless sh*t.

 

 

Also, pingu f*cking owned.

Edited July 7, 2014 by Daz