Grumpy Old Forumers

[Algonquin Assassin]

 

I haven't posted here for a week now. My goal was to stop using gtaforums; but now something big has happened, and I really need to talk about my problems.

30 minutes ago I was wanking. After I ejaculated, I noticed a little bit blood on the tip of my penis. I went to the bathroom and wiped it off. Then I went on the internet and I found out that a lot of people tear their "frenulum" during sex and masturbation. The frenulum a piece of skin on my penis I believe. Anyway, it says that I can't masturbate for 6 f*ckING WEEKS BECAUSE THE FRENULUM NEEDS TO HEAL! IT'S f*ckING SUMMER AND I AM BORED TO HELL, AND THEN MY FRENULUM DECIDES TO TEAR ITSELF. I CAN'T MASTURBATE FOR 6 f*ckING WEEKS.

 

It's sad. You really have nothing else to do besides wanking off? Stop, please, lol!

Endless summer of wanking.

[Shah Sam]

Day 3:

 

My cock is still broken, but I'm doing everything I can to survive.

 

Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is when you have to refrain from wanking. Insanity is when you have to stop every single boner you get because you're afraid that it will hurt your dick. That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullsh*tting me, so, I shot him with cum. The thing is... He was right.

[RoadRunner71]

You should change the avatar to this one, you know, as reminder.

 

[GN 92]

I'm tired of this f*cking rain. Every weekend, we got rain. Mondays are sunny. f*cking weather.

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

I'm tired of this f*cking rain. Every weekend, we got rain. Mondays are sunny. f*cking weather.

I thought this year was going to be a dry year for south Texas but all of a sudden it's been rainy as hell. We went from below average in March to above average in June. And it rains when I don't want it to rain, ruining events, plans, and whatnot.

[universetwisters]

I'm feeling too damn sleepy. I had nine hours of sleep the other night and I woke up at nine in the morning and now it's around 5 pm.

[mr quick]

I haven't had sex in a year, and I'm about to have dick surgery.

that's all, I can't really find words for the frustration

[Shah Sam]

Seems like everyone is having dick-problems lately.

[dudclub55]

Why is this site so miserable on mobile phones? It's a mess and absolutely tears apart your cellular data - I went from 30 L.E. to 0 5 seconds right after I opened a single thread. FYI 30 L.E. isn't really chump change - it's enough for about an hour of WhatsApp chatting and about 30 minutes of browsing on the Facebook app.

 

I WANT MY MONEY BACK!

[lil weasel]

I don't think not being able to access a website is really an excuse to get your money back for the phone. What is needed is a belt battery pack , like the portable TV cameras used. Mobile phones were intended for calls not data transfer.

 

Edited June 27, 2014 by lil weasel

[im_stoned]

This is truth. You need to listen to this wise man he knows the truth

 

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXlbhKMO9Tc

Edited June 28, 2014 by im_stoned

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

Seems like everyone is having dick-problems lately.

Unfortunately yes. Mine just fell off and I don't know what to do!

[Frank Brown]

 

Seems like everyone is having dick-problems lately.

Unfortunately yes. Mine just fell off and I don't know what to do!

 

 

Make a mold out of it and pioneer the extra small dildos market.

[im_stoned]

 

 

Seems like everyone is having dick-problems lately.

Unfortunately yes. Mine just fell off and I don't know what to do!

 

Make a mold out of it and pioneer the extra small dildos market.

 

Who cares ? Woman have completely ruined the joy you're dick can bring you anyway....... unless you like having sex with psychopathic narcissists.......

 

me, personally ? I enjoy getting myself off why ? it means I don't have to listen to someone elses bullsh*t I don't have to play their stupid,stupid games.

 

I'll never understand guys that bend over backwards to please a woman so they can have sex it just seems like a waste of time to me. We KNOW woman are soulless creatures we KNOW they can't love as deeply and passionately as a man so why waste you're time with them ?

 

If sex is that important you could easy find a good pro that way you don't have to listen to her b.s or even be nice to her.

Edited June 28, 2014 by im_stoned

[SolidSnails]

 

 

 

Seems like everyone is having dick-problems lately.

Unfortunately yes. Mine just fell off and I don't know what to do!

Make a mold out of it and pioneer the extra small dildos market.

Who cares ? Woman have completely ruined the joy you're dick can bring you anyway....... unless you like having sex with psychopathic narcissists....... im into that

[im_stoned]

you're lucky then their all like that biology proves this man

[Zook]

I don't know whether it's his constant referral to his audience as brother or his blatant misogyny that annoys me more.

[im_stoned]

I don't know whether it's his constant referral to his audience as brother or his blatant misogyny that annoys me more.

who are you talking about ?

[GunWrath]

 

Who cares ? Woman have completely ruined the joy you're dick can bring you anyway....... unless you like having sex with psychopathic narcissists.......

 

me, personally ? I enjoy getting myself off why ? it means I don't have to listen to someone elses bullsh*t I don't have to play their stupid,stupid games.

 

I'll never understand guys that bend over backwards to please a woman so they can have sex it just seems like a waste of time to me. We KNOW woman are soulless creatures we KNOW they can't love as deeply and passionately as a man so why waste you're time with them ?

 

If sex is that important you could easy find a good pro that way you don't have to listen to her b.s or even be nice to her.

 

You must have never been with a woman then.

[im_stoned]

study biology bro. you'll learn in time

[make total destroy]

Who let the dumb-dumb in?

[GunWrath]

His presence won't be around for long.

[J-B]

Who cares ? Woman have completely ruined the joy you're dick can bring you anyway....... unless you like having sex with psychopathic narcissists.......

 

me, personally ? I enjoy getting myself off why ? it means I don't have to listen to someone elses bullsh*t I don't have to play their stupid,stupid games.

 

I'll never understand guys that bend over backwards to please a woman so they can have sex it just seems like a waste of time to me. We KNOW woman are soulless creatures we KNOW they can't love as deeply and passionately as a man so why waste you're time with them ?

 

If sex is that important you could easy find a good pro that way you don't have to listen to her b.s or even be nice to her.

This is definitely not the first time you've given this speech.

[mr quick]

 

 

 

Seems like everyone is having dick-problems lately.

Unfortunately yes. Mine just fell off and I don't know what to do!

 

Make a mold out of it and pioneer the extra small dildos market.

 

Who cares ? Woman have completely ruined the joy you're dick can bring you anyway....... unless you like having sex with psychopathic narcissists.......

 

me, personally ? I enjoy getting myself off why ? it means I don't have to listen to someone elses bullsh*t I don't have to play their stupid,stupid games.

 

I'll never understand guys that bend over backwards to please a woman so they can have sex it just seems like a waste of time to me. We KNOW woman are soulless creatures we KNOW they can't love as deeply and passionately as a man so why waste you're time with them ?

 

If sex is that important you could easy find a good pro that way you don't have to listen to her b.s or even be nice to her.

 

have you ever actually had sex with a woman?

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

This is GTA V related:

 

Why the f*ck did they add a f*cking TItan to SP if you can't even obtain it without being shot down by those stupid fighter jets that pop out of nowhere. I raged quit and shut off my console after trying 10 f*cking times.

[Hmmm nice bike]

I don't mean to knock anyone else's patenting, but I'm on the train right now and there's some kids who won't stop screaming and yelling. I guess it's forgivable since they're at least kids yelling and not a crazy homeless guy yelling, but still, these people only told the kids to quiet down about 30 minutes into this ride. I knew better when I was a kid than to be a nuisance on the subway.

Edited June 28, 2014 by Tony.

[GunWrath]

f*cking women man..

 

I get a text about 45mins ago, right? Let me lay this convo out right quick.

 

Chick: Hey, what r u doin?

 

Me: Just got out of shower and relaxing

 

Chick: u free 2nite?

 

Me: Maybe.. what's up?

 

Chick: Just bored and lonely havent seen you in awhile

 

Me: Come on by if you want, I'll be here

 

Chick: k see u soon babe

 

 

20 mins later

 

 

Me: yo, i just cracked some beer open, prolly gonna game it up

 

Chick: what? I just got dressed and all

 

Me: well.. you took too long

 

Chick: whatev .. u juss dont wanna see me

 

Me: At this time, no.. I rather drink

 

Chick: ur such an ass

 

Me: I want that ass, yes.

 

Chick: oh really?

 

Me: Yup.. still waiting

 

Chick: just hold it for me baby

 

 

LOL .. like what the hell. Bi-polar c*nt.

[I<3GTAV]

My feet are growing at an exponential rate. Less than two months ago I was wearing size 8s, now last week I just got size 10 1/2s and I'm already growing out of those... this is turrible

[GunWrath]

Damn, you got slave feet.

 

Are you going through puberty?

[theadmiral]

Damn, you got slave feet.

 

 

That is a really insensitive comment. I hope you'll edit it out.