Grumpy Old Forumers

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

I'm really getting tired of desparate halfwits pathetically trying to find any sort of way to get on my nerves.

Edited June 16, 2014 by StingrayX

[SingularSoul]

f*cking FEMINAZIS piss me off.

Playing the "sexism" card at any given opportunity should be punishable by anal cactus insertion.

Seriously; You were holding up the damn queue in the store, looking at ice lollys whilst standing in the way.

Saying "excuse me" and cutting in front of you (especially considering I was in a rush) ISN'T sexist, you dumb c*nt.

 

Therefore, stating:

"oh look Susan, another chauvinistic asshole displaying self-entitlement via gender. Isn't inequality great?"

makes you look like a massive colossal knob-jockey.

 

 

 

Oh, and to the fellow dawdling feminazi accompanying/defending the dumb bitch, f*ck you too.

 

Edited June 16, 2014 by SingularSoul

[t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m]

Next time, just tell her that you can't hear her over all of your privilege.

[SingularSoul]

Next time, just tell her that you can't hear her over all of your privilege.

 

Duly noted.

 

 

*Man patch 4.5*

 

- Various bug fixes

 

- Reduced latency when shutting door in female face.

 

- Increased response times when challenged by feminazis.

 

- New language packs added: Iran, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Various African countries.

 

- New preset phrases added. ("Darling, this isn't a kitchen? what are you doing here?", "Cheese, no butter on my sandwich, dear.", "Mute."

 

- Salary ratio increased to 10:1 (male:female)

 

- Custom misogyny emoticons! Express your inner sexist with our new custom pack of sandwich-making, domestic cleaning, and sex slave emojis!

Edited June 16, 2014 by SingularSoul

[RoadRunner71]

My girlfriend and I have broken...

[trip]

My girlfriend and I have broken...

That always sucks, but hey...the next one is usually better anyway. Aside from the initial suckiness of a breakup there is always that bonus of being able to get a fresh, new girlfriend.

 

 

 

Anyway...I popped in here because I'm in my office(home) and it is like 90f degrees up here. It isn't the heat so much but the fact that I have minimal clothes on and there is a fly the size of Jeff Goldblum that keeps landing on me. Normally not a problem, but because of his size I keep thinking a bee is landing on me...and I'm deathly allergic to bee stings.

[t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m]

I'm grumpy because my Facebook feed consists of baby pictures all day. I miss the days when it was just girls posting slutty pics. Guess that's kinda why they all have babies now, though.

[Raavi]

Had my dinner spoiled by a militant vegan. Went out to eat with a couple of mates, was all good fun until we got served our starters. Out of nowhere this twig of woman seated by herself at the the table opposite of ours starts making passive aggressive remarks about meat eaters, at first we ignored her thinking she'd eventually get tired of her own whining and piss off, and she did.. until we got our main course, which was.. you guessed it meat, she went off again. But this time it wasn't just passive aggressive remarks about meat eaters, no she went on a full on rant and in the span of 10 minutes accused us of being murders, allowing rape.. basically telling us we were horrible human beings for eating/drink meat, fish, milk and assorted produce. Anyhow eventually the woman who was sober as ice ( Yes she was sober, how is beyond me. I couldn't go off on an insane rant like that even after depleting a f*cking liquor store.) literally had to be asked to leave and escorted to the exit because she just wouldn't shut the f*ck up. Turned out it wasn't all that random as I figured because it was "vegan menu" night, but only a few people ended up ordering vegan, most of us included ordered a la carte. But still f*ck here. Anyhow that's not really why I'm grumpy, everybody got free starters, mains and drinks but me and a friend took off before dessert and missed out on it. f*ck.

[EphemeralStar]

I hate when bitches make me miss out on dessert.

[SolidSnails]

I hate when bitches make me miss out on dessert.

dessert is the most important meal of the day.

[Moth]

I hate when bitches make me miss out on dessert.

What happened? Also what kind of dessert was it? These are important details.

[Dottie]

well we had a good ole spammer just 2 minutes ago. He prolly got reported about 30 times by different people.

at least its over

 

1Gb flash drives are useless (i got it for free)

Edited June 17, 2014 by Winning001

[EphemeralStar]

 

I hate when bitches make me miss out on dessert.

What happened? Also what kind of dessert was it? These are important details.

 

It was Moth Brulee.

[Tacymist]

I would have just looked straight at the bitch as I stuffed more and more dead animals into my mouth.

[EphemeralStar]

Better yet, throw a piece of meat at her face and tell her that because she touched she's the one who murdered it.

[Moth]

 

 

 

I hate when bitches make me miss out on dessert.

What happened? Also what kind of dessert was it? These are important details.

 

It was Moth Brulee. Too bad you missed out, it would have been fantastic.

[Tacymist]

Better yet, throw a piece of meat at her face and tell her that because she touched she's the one who murdered it.

 

And yet even better, force out a really loud belch point blank at her face so that all the bits of murdered animal meat still in your mouth fly out and stick to her twiggy vegan face.

[EphemeralStar]

 

Better yet, throw a piece of meat at her face and tell her that because she touched she's the one who murdered it.

 

And yet even better, force out a really loud belch point blank at her face so that all the bits of murdered animal meat still in your mouth fly out and stick to her twiggy vegan face.

 

AHAHAHA I love you.

[Dottie]

my phone battery sucks ass

it either lasts forever or less than a day

[make total destroy]

So, why was everybody targeting this kid, exactly?

http://gtaforums.com/topic/716652-struggles/

[universetwisters]

So, why was everybody targeting this kid, exactly?

http://gtaforums.com/topic/716652-struggles/

 

Because his title was open to so much interpretation. We all think we post our struggles in there, it was just him complaining about stuff.

[Frank Brown]

 

So, why was everybody targeting this kid, exactly?

http://gtaforums.com/topic/716652-struggles/

 

Because his title was open to so much interpretation. We all think we post our struggles in there, it was just him complaining about stuff.

 

What were the complaints about?

[make total destroy]

 

So, why was everybody targeting this kid, exactly?

http://gtaforums.com/topic/716652-struggles/

 

Because his title was open to so much interpretation. We all think we post our struggles in there, it was just him complaining about stuff.

 

Except I'm fairly sure that feeling generally useless evokes more emotions in a person than, I don't know, failure to plunge a toilet.

[universetwisters]

 

 

 

 

So, why was everybody targeting this kid, exactly?

http://gtaforums.com/topic/716652-struggles/

Because his title was open to so much interpretation. We all think we post our struggles in there, it was just him complaining about stuff.

 

Except I'm fairly sure that feeling generally useless evokes more emotions in a person than, I don't know, failure to plunge a toilet.

It's not a case of the content of the original post, but rather it was the title that did it. It said "Struggles" and nothing more, so it made people post things they struggle with. It's as if I made a thread called "free plane tickets" in which I just talk about plane tickets I won. See how misleading that is?

[Special Members]

I'm mildly irritated for forgetting about a party that most 10th graders go to before finishing middle school. People basically put up tents on the school grounds and stay the night. From what I heard, a lot of people got drunk, which would have been fun to see.

 

Also, it may just be my old-ass phone, but the mobile version of this site is an unlubed pain in the ass!

[SolidSnails]

I'm mildly irritated for forgetting about a party that most 10th graders go to before finishing middle school. People basically put up tents on the school grounds and stay the night. From what I heard, a lot of people got drunk, which would have been fun to see.

 

Also, it may just be my old-ass phone, but the mobile version of this site is an unlubed pain in the ass!

damn. Here, we leave middle school in grade 8

[Special Members]

@SolidSnails

 

Where are you from?

In Norway, elementary starts obviously in 1st grade (6 years old), and ends in 7th grade (12 years old). Then it's middle school 8-10th grade, and high school 11-13th grade (High Schools are not as connected to middle and elementary schools, so they are actually called 1st-3rd grade). Then it's university for however long you want to study.

 

OT: I'm f*cking pissed at how awkward I get infront of this certain girl I like. I start sweating and tounge-twisting like someone with social anxiety.

[universetwisters]

Whenever I'm talking to a girl either online or via text, the conversation always goes like this (I'm the stud in all caps)

 

HEY AMIGO YOU WANNA GO BOWLING WITH ME

 

THEY INSTALLED A KARAOKE MACHINE

 

AND BOWLING ALLEY FOOD IS SWELL

 

HELLO?

 

i have to fit if into my schedule

 

FINE BY ME

 

I WORK EVERYDAY BUT WEDNESDAY AND WEEKENDS

 

YOU THERE?

 

ill think about it

 

GROOVY COOL

 

 

 

 

Godammit I'm too clingy

[SolidSnails]

@SolidSnails

 

Where are you from?

In Norway, elementary starts obviously in 1st grade (6 years old), and ends in 7th grade (12 years old). Then it's middle school 8-10th grade, and high school 11-13th grade (High Schools are not as connected to middle and elementary schools, so they are actually called 1st-3rd grade). Then it's university for however long you want to study.

 

OT: I'm f*cking pissed at how awkward I get infront of this certain girl I like. I start sweating and tounge-twisting like someone with social anxiety.

Canada. we go elementary 1-5th grade then middle school til 8th grade then high school til 12th then u graduate Edited June 18, 2014 by SolidSnails

[Tacymist]

Whenever I'm talking to a girl either online or via text, the conversation always goes like this (I'm the stud in all caps)

 

HEY AMIGO YOU WANNA GO BOWLING WITH ME

 

THEY INSTALLED A KARAOKE MACHINE

 

AND BOWLING ALLEY FOOD IS SWELL

 

HELLO?

 

i have to fit if into my schedule

 

FINE BY ME

 

I WORK EVERYDAY BUT WEDNESDAY AND WEEKENDS

 

YOU THERE?

 

ill think about it

 

GROOVY COOL

 

 

 

 

Godammit I'm too clingy

 

Hey amigo, this is your amigo - UT. You want to go bowling?

 

No, I don't want to go bowling.

 

No problem amigo, perhaps another time then.

 

-end phone call-

 

*like percentage decreases*