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Samsung.

 

YOU MOTHERf*ckING CHEAPSKATE c*ntS.

 

Any time I buy a TV of theirs these days, I get a power cable that is shorter in length than my f*cking penis.

 

I mean seriously, what the f*ck. I have seen strands of noodles longer.

 

The thing doesn't even reach the floor, I have to use a c*nty industrial wind up extension cable that is mainly used for electric lawn mowers. And even that thing is so f*cking hefty that I have to rest that on a stool.

 

So now I have an extra piece of furniture, and an extension cable, (that no longer winds up) that the wire is all over the place and it feels like I am living with a god damn python.

 

F*ck them and their c*nty cost cutting bullsh*t. Would it have been THAT much money just to shell out enough to make it at least 1.5 meters?

 

F*ck me.

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Peregrin  Brandytook

just heard lorde's cover of everybody wants to rule the world. way to ruin a great song.

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I think the younger generation has gotten bratty and/or trollish these days ... seriously look at the steam forums of a AAA game at launch, pick a AAA game, any game at launch and there will be someone complaining about the game for some reason or the other.

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This sunburn is getting on my f*ckING NERVES. f*cking arms, f*cking fingers. f*ck YOU SUNBURN YOU TASTELESS PIECE OF sh*t I HOPE YOU MAKE OUT WITH A GARBAGE COMPACTOR.

Oatmeal: Wrapping a 1/2 cup of dry oatmeal in gauze, running it under cool water, and applying it directly to your sunburn every few hours.

 

Yogurt: as a topical cream and slather it over sunburned areas, leaving it for 5-minutes, then rinse off under a cool shower.

 

Witch hazel: is a beneficial natural astringent with anti-inflammatory properties, which is why it also soothes painful acne and razor burn. For a sunburn, apply a few drops on a moist cloth or cotton swab and dab directly onto skin.

 

Baking soda: In a cool or lukewarm bath will temporarily provide relief to sun burn pain . Just remember to let your skin air dry out of the bath so the baking soda really soaks in and soothes the pain.

 

Apple cider vinegar: Just add a cup to your bath water or apply it like an astringent with a cotton swab.

 

Drink Water, too.

So I have read.

 

 

Or just use sun cream and after-sun.

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Gnocchi Flip Flops

I've been researching pharmacy related stuff for over a day now and I came across pharmacy related robberies. I came across this and cringed (right after reading an article about how a pharmacist was fired for self defense against a robbery): http://abcnews.go.com/US/oklahoma-pharmacist-dead-robbers-accomplices-life-prison/story?id=14053802

 

What the f*ck is wrong with this country? Sentenced to life for making sure a robber was dead? I-I... :bored: Backwards ass sh*thole.

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make total destroy

I've been researching pharmacy related stuff for over a day now and I came across pharmacy related robberies. I came across this and cringed (right after reading an article about how a pharmacist was fired for self defense against a robbery): http://abcnews.go.com/US/oklahoma-pharmacist-dead-robbers-accomplices-life-prison/story?id=14053802

 

What the f*ck is wrong with this country? Sentenced to life for making sure a robber was dead? I-I... :bored: Backwards ass sh*thole.

Probably because the one shot to the head was all that it took to stop the robbery, and effectively quell any threat the robber may have posed. There was literally no reason for the pharmacist to go back and shoot the robber--a 16-year-old kid--5 more times as he laid immobile on the ground with a f*cking bullet in his head.

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As sorry as it sounds, oh well? I mean if anything he should've gotten in some sort of trouble for that, but sentenced to life? That is beyond harsh. He gets sentenced to life for excessively shooting some stupid punk whilst some people get less sentences for worse crimes.

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ten-a-penny

Great. Sh*t has started to happen near my neighbor.

 

A nearby bank robbery had just happened hours ago. I could hear the bullets fly all over the place. AS USUAL the cops ran away. sh*t has to go crazy here. damn.

 

 

Also, 17 day for Ramadan, I'm nervous. Crap.

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Nope... It's not televised on free TV here.

but, I wouldn't watch it anyway.

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Nope... It's not televised on free TV here.

but, I wouldn't watch it anyway.

Good for you. Its a mess watching football these days. People get crazy and curses will start flying everywhere.

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just heard lorde's cover of everybody wants to rule the world. way to ruin a great song.

Think that's bad? Should of seen her do one of Nirvana's songs at the RnR Hall of Fame. She's got a few loose screws.

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Gnocchi Flip Flops

just heard lorde's cover of everybody wants to rule the world. way to ruin a great song.

That annoys me. No words to describe how sh*tty that is.

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I've been researching pharmacy related stuff for over a day now and I came across pharmacy related robberies. I came across this and cringed (right after reading an article about how a pharmacist was fired for self defense against a robbery): http://abcnews.go.com/US/oklahoma-pharmacist-dead-robbers-accomplices-life-prison/story?id=14053802

 

What the f*ck is wrong with this country? Sentenced to life for making sure a robber was dead? I-I... :bored: Backwards ass sh*thole.

I work at a Liquor Store, It's in our Manual to NOT fight a Robber, We are supposed to be submissive and do whatever they want, Then when they leave, Call the Police. Fighting the Robber will get us Fired, It's very f*cking dumb, But yeah..

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Gnocchi Flip Flops

 

I've been researching pharmacy related stuff for over a day now and I came across pharmacy related robberies. I came across this and cringed (right after reading an article about how a pharmacist was fired for self defense against a robbery): http://abcnews.go.com/US/oklahoma-pharmacist-dead-robbers-accomplices-life-prison/story?id=14053802

 

What the f*ck is wrong with this country? Sentenced to life for making sure a robber was dead? I-I... :bored: Backwards ass sh*thole.

I work at a Liquor Store, It's in our Manual to NOT fight a Robber, We are supposed to be submissive and do whatever they want, Then when they leave, Call the Police. Fighting the Robber will get us Fired, It's very f*cking dumb, But yeah..

 

It is very dumb. That just wouldn't fly down where I live, I've seen a lot of news stories where clerks victim to robbery were shot and sometimes killed. :dontgetit:

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This sunburn is getting on my f*ckING NERVES. f*cking arms, f*cking fingers. f*ck YOU SUNBURN YOU TASTELESS PIECE OF sh*t I HOPE YOU MAKE OUT WITH A GARBAGE COMPACTOR.

 

Oatmeal: Wrapping a 1/2 cup of dry oatmeal in gauze, running it under cool water, and applying it directly to your sunburn every few hours.

Yogurt: as a topical cream and slather it over sunburned areas, leaving it for 5-minutes, then rinse off under a cool shower.

Witch hazel: is a beneficial natural astringent with anti-inflammatory properties, which is why it also soothes painful acne and razor burn. For a sunburn, apply a few drops on a moist cloth or cotton swab and dab directly onto skin.

Baking soda: In a cool or lukewarm bath will temporarily provide relief to sun burn pain . Just remember to let your skin air dry out of the bath so the baking soda really soaks in and soothes the pain.

Apple cider vinegar: Just add a cup to your bath water or apply it like an astringent with a cotton swab.

Drink Water, too.

 

So I have read.

 

Or just use sun cream and after-sun.

 

Shoosh... don't discuss. He has experience. Edited by Danz.
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just heard lorde's cover of everybody wants to rule the world. way to ruin a great song.

That annoys me. No words to describe how sh*tty that is.

 

I heard it at e3, wasn't the worst cover I heard but wasn't good. the original is a superb song. I hate covers for this reason, some covers are good but I am against muscial 'artists' making money off other peoples' works, I don't know if they do that through covers, depends on the circumstances but I have seen too many modern 'artists' completely rip off songs or bits of songs from the 70s and 80s. For instance some c*ntflap by the stage name Professor Green ripped off the guitar riff of INXS "need you tonight" he didn't play it, he probably took it off the album and jsut put it on repeat during his sh*tfest, and 100% of people I know who liked anythign about that track, all of them said it was the guitar riff, and some of them thought it was him. Another example, I can't remember the 'artist' but the song was called unortodox, featured musical artifacts ripped straight from fools gold by stone roses, and another one, one of (I think it was) nicki minaj's cancer-inducing make-you-wish-you-were-death pieces of audio terrorism reatured artifacts ripped from video killed the radio star (the oh-ah-oh-ah) thing. These type of things grind my gears to the point where they become just smooth round disks. Especially when there are cases of plagarism coming out for cases of using the same riff when a gutar is ACTUALLY BEING PLAYED and it isn't like a copy of the riff there is jsut a few seconds which are the same, those kidns of cases come up a lot but the f*ckwits I mentioned, don't get punished, maybe because the copyright expired by then or some sh*t. I knwo some of thes epeople might be paying homage to people they like, but their's homage and their's straight up copying, and then there are cases liek the 3 mentioned which I can't even class as copying cos they are ripping the artifacts right off the records, not remaking them the same way.

 

Another older example is madonna, a song called hung up used a bit ripped right of gimme gimm gimme by ABBA. Older example so it isn't a thing that is JUST happening now, it is just happening more now. I would say all this is worse than covers, cos covers can be good, most aren't, because trying to get a hard(ish) rock artist or a rapper to do a cover say space oddity by bowie might work, but then again it might not, I for one would like to see it tried by marilyn manson and eminem respectiely but many Bowie fans wouldn't. Even though some might argue manson isnt hard rock.

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I think the younger generation has gotten bratty and/or trollish these days ... seriously look at the steam forums of a AAA game at launch, pick a AAA game, any game at launch and there will be someone complaining about the game for some reason or the other.

Try playing an online game, it's even worse. Even on social media all these kids have such a foul mouth.

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EphemeralStar

I'm sad T____T I'm pretty certain I failed my Spanish chapter test and I'm feeling really depressed about it because I really don't want to fail something I really care about. For my other religions class test, I was certain I was gonna fail that too and didn't really care too much (I actually got really good on it) but this test...I did so many things wrong/couldn't answer things in addition to having my writing composition fall short! 60/80 min words that I'm certain I will score poorly.. I'M A FAILURE !!!!!!! I LET MY TEACHER DOWN!!! I LET MYSELF DOWN!!!!! :'( :'( :'(

Other things that suck currently and making me grumpy:
-Major lack of sleep atm
-It's rainy and gloomy today
-No where sells the purple 3DS that I've saved up for and really want but can't get
-We have no food to eat when I return home
-My room is a disaster and I don't look forward to being in it
-I wanted to jog today but the weather is sh*tty and I don't want to anymore
-I have work tomorrow morning
-I've been eating really poorly lately and am mad at myself lol

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If you fail, you fail. Good thing is, you can always re-take the test I'm sure or have another chance at it. Don't think of yourself as a failure, hell I've failed tests that were common-sense on the account that I get nervous as sh*t when it comes to tests, even if I know everything.

 

As far as your list there..

 

Get some sleep, don't post!

 

Yeah, rain sucks.. about to storm here for like the 100th day in a row.

 

Idk where to help you on the purple 3DS, unless you buy it online perhaps.

 

You can always go outside and eat grubs.

 

Clean your room, once it's done, you'll see how you still have time left to do things and feel better.

 

Jog in your house, just run in place.

 

Work f*cking sucks. I feel ya there, so yeah, no advice on that one.

 

Eating poorly is the way to a fulfilling life. Who gives a sh*t.. grub!

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This sunburn is getting on my f*ckING NERVES. f*cking arms, f*cking fingers. f*ck YOU SUNBURN YOU TASTELESS PIECE OF sh*t I HOPE YOU MAKE OUT WITH A GARBAGE COMPACTOR.

Yogurt really helps, just smear it over your body. And now I have innappropriate images in my head

 

a cheaper and less offensive solution is to stay indoors, cowering behind drawn blinds.

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universetwisters

Tomorrow's going to be my ninth fathers day without my dad.

 

Well f*ck.

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Did any one already mention Kim and Kanye's baby's name? :lol:

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t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

I just want to play SA:MP one time without having to play with:

 

-Someone spamming "jajajajaja" into the chat

-Someone hacking with invincibility/going around spawnkilling while the mods do nothing

-Someone with 999 ping

 

Is that too much to ask for? I just want to play a reasonable game of demolition derby and someone has to come in and f*ck it all up.

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I got banned from pof for trolling :) pretty funny stuff ! I think im going to make another account and take my trolling to the next level I know it's a ''waste'' of time but messing with woman gets me off it's my favourite past time.

 

nothing beats the look of horror on a womans face when you don't play her games or play by her rules lmao you guys should try it one day

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What is pof?

POF.com ™ The Leading Free Online Dating Site for ...

"Plenty of Fish"

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