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People crashing cars causing the insurance to skyrocket when someone else wants to buy one

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KFranchise

I just got sent all the way up to New York to babysit my cousin the whole summer. It's not a vacation, it's a babysitting mission, like I wanted to do this sh*t all summer. My mom and aunt tried to make it seem like it was a vacation, but I saw right threw it. If they think I'm doing this sh*t again next summer, they can dream on. If it was my choice, I would said no in a heartbeat.

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gtamann123

Just did the counting. 23 days until I move and about 15 work days left. This is going to be a f*cking brutal wait.

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Report his ass, if that'll do anything.

 

That I did, but that didn't do anything. Nothing that some good old insults and thrashing in his threads wouldn't solve.

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Report his ass, if that'll do anything.

 

That I did, but that didn't do anything. Nothing that some good old insults and thrashing in his threads wouldn't solve.

 

once again man, since you don't seem to believe me. The GIF is literally all over google, it isn't that hard to find. http://gifboom.com/x/e1164b0d

 

EDIT:: I literally even proposed to take it down if you wanted me to, so you honost to god can't go bitching in a forum after I stepped forward to take it off.

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LOL what?

 

I'm pissed because it's not the first time, someone already did that a few months back.

 

And I know it's all over google, but that version with black borders was made by Slave Boy (Graven).

 

I don't care about it anymore, now stop stalking me FFS.

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t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

My foot heater burned out today. Now my feet are cold.

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Wear some hunting socks. Does a foot good.

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t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

 

I'm on antibiotics because I have an abscessed tooth(which hurts like hell). My piss smells like penicillin, which makes me gag.

They couldn't just cut and pull the tooth out? I had an abscessed tooth last year and dealt with that f*cker for a good 3mos before finally saying f*ck it and having it pulled. I have a high pain tolerance but when it comes to teeth man.. motherf*ck. But I feels yo pain.

 

The doctor gave me a week's worth of penicillin to reduce the infection until I can see a dentist. It doesn't really hurt unless I brush it.

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Flūttershy

I can't sleep. I thought I'd be able to sleep.

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Gnocchi Flip Flops

Had a dream that my house got hit by a tornado, damaging most of it. I hate dreams like those.

 

I hate how so many have the mentality that you're immature if you want a car above $40K. I don't care about how flashy a car is, I don't care about how expensive it is, if I like a car it's because of what it is.

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Mister Pink

I really hate when you are walking behind someone and they cough but don't cover their mouth...breathing in all their f*cking retard germs.

 

I hate when women, find cryptic messages in your daily conversation. Dudes, 99% usually tell it how it is...and I notice a lot of women hint at things and suggest a lot.. Thankfully, most of the time I can take a hint and I usually understand the psychology of what she says but what she really means etc. But some times when I'm saying "I want to do 'X' or 'Y'" I don't have some hidden agenda for 'Z' I actually just want to do 'X' or 'Y.'

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universetwisters

For f*ck's sake, I'm supposed to fly out next month and my mom still keeps pushing off changing my bank to one out west so I can get a credit card and buy that plane ticket I'm looking at.

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Flūttershy

For f*ck's sake, I'm supposed to fly out next month and my mom still keeps pushing off changing my bank to one out west so I can get a credit card and buy that plane ticket I'm looking at.

Nothing a bit of abrasive action can't solve. Just make sure you don't piss her off to the point of her disowning you. Almost had that happen to me when I pretended to become a scientologist.

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Can you please stop using my avatar? Some random pic from the internet is ok but mine's personal.

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Flūttershy

Well he did say please.

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universetwisters

 

 

 

 

Can you please stop using my avatar? Some random pic from the internet is ok but mine's personal.

 

 

You should report that dude. Either that or mail him a very angry letter. Preferably mail him a very angry mod.

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Can you please stop using my avatar? Some random pic from the internet is ok but mine's personal.

 

 

You should report that dude. Either that or mail him a very angry letter. Preferably mail him a very angry mod.

 

 

I tried this already but it didn't work.

 

The mods doesn't like unbanned members.

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universetwisters

 

 

 

 

 

 

Can you please stop using my avatar? Some random pic from the internet is ok but mine's personal.

 

 

You should report that dude. Either that or mail him a very angry letter. Preferably mail him a very angry mod.

 

 

I tried this already but it didn't work.

 

The mods doesn't like unbanned members.

 

 

What do they say when you message them?

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Frank Brown

f*ck you, CNN. There's a mass shooting going on in Seattle, there's a psychopath on the loose in Canada, and you need to interrupt it with your "breaking news" that Hilary Clinton's book was leaked.

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f*ck you, CNN. There's a mass shooting going on in Seattle, there's a psychopath on the loose in Canada, and you need to interrupt it with your "breaking news" that Hilary Clinton's book was leaked.

There's really not much else to say..

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I cucked Alex Jones

f*ck you, CNN. There's a mass shooting going on in Seattle, there's a psychopath on the loose in Canada, and you need to interrupt it with your "breaking news" that Hilary Clinton's book was leaked.

Does anyone still watch CNN for news anymore? Not at like an airport or something, but at their homes, voluntarily? I just watch it for five minutes sometimes to laugh or lament the current state of American journalism.

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f*ck you, CNN. There's a mass shooting going on in Seattle, there's a psychopath on the loose in Canada, and you need to interrupt it with your "breaking news" that Hilary Clinton's book was leaked.

They won't talk about the shooting until they can link it to video games. Or the psychopath either. This is American media now. UK is not that much better but we aren't that far gone yet.

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Can you please stop using my avatar? Some random pic from the internet is ok but mine's personal.

 

You should report that dude. Either that or mail him a very angry letter. Preferably mail him a very angry mod.

 

I tried this already but it didn't work.

 

The mods doesn't like unbanned members.

 

What do they say when you message them?

Nothing

 

I think they just ignore it

 

But thats ok, i don't even care anymore

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RoadRunner71

Seems like the cocksuckers of Imageshack have deleted all the f*cking pictures I had uploaded for years, they didn't even notify me they were going to do that (in fact, when they changed the service from free to paid they stated that pictures from older accounts that didn't upgrade weren't going to be deleted) and I don't have back up of most of them. What the hell is wrong with these motherf*ckers???

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