Grumpy Old Forumers

[The Pizza Delivery Guy]

Ran a mile in Gym today. I'm the fattest guy in the class. I still beat a few people, but didn't get much out of it. That's not the problem.

 

Now, 4 hours later, my legs feel like sh*t. Every step I take my leg wants to cramp up. Running the mile wasn't tough, these next 48 or so hours... ugh.

[lil weasel]

Now you know. People who run are addicted to it. They have to do it everyday or get withdrawals. You are now in the Group You now must do Half a mile a day or pain!

[I cucked Alex Jones]

Was pretty much addressing you liking Thank Me Later. White girl music, yo.

Don't get me wrong, I'll give anything a chance. But if I don't like it, I stop listening to it instead of throwing a bitch fit.

Straight clown over here. Must be one of those kids who listen to hipster underground sh*t.

Also, this is a rant thread right? This is a thread to vent and not sounding like a ho, like you're doing, right? Why don't you shut your bitch mouth?

Nah, we just don't make a habit of listening to music marketed to fifteen year old girls.

[EmagmaLak]

Maybe this is considered as "Going against the grain" As a lot of users seem to love this, but for me, it's a genuine hate of mine now. And what I'm talking about is them .GIF signatures that change every time you refresh the page. I don't understand the fascination with this at all.

[lil weasel]

Anti-Theft Packaging?

Purchased a bottle of 300 ct low dose Aspirin it is 4 inches tall oval shaped 3 inches by 2 inches. The content barely covered a 1/2 of an inch of the concave bottom, I think most of the expense was for the cotton batting.

 

And then there is the Deceptive Photos of food on packaging. Clearly marked (somewhere) in tiny letters, "Image enlarged to show details of product." How much detail do you need to see of a cup cake?

 

My Mum was always buying Dry Roasted Peanuts for healthy snacks until I showed her that the labels were the same for the ‘bad oily’ peanuts.

 

Did you know they put salt in the sugar?

Have you noticed the concave bottom of yogurt and Ice Cream cups is getting deeper? Back in the olden days they were Flat.

That the standard Half-Gallon ice cream containers haven’t been Half-Gallons for years?

[Moth]

Maybe this is considered as "Going against the grain" As a lot of users seem to love this, but for me, it's a genuine hate of mine now. And what I'm talking about is them .GIF signatures that change every time you refresh the page. I don't understand the fascination with this at all.

Those aren't gifs. They are using sig rotators, which change every time you go to a new page, not a refresh.(At least during my experiences with them). I don't see anything wrong with them. It allows people to have more than one sig. It's great for those that have a good amount of cool sigs, but don't want to only choose one.

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

 

Read the last posts of this thread. Is it against the rules to have a contrasting view in the V section? I enjoy the V section at times but it annoys me when you have a negative opinion and get bashed for it. It is like everything is supposed to be rainbows and sunshine. A few members, including me, were discussing how weird the DB5 lookalike's rear fascia looked. The FRAIZER busts in and tells us that we should only use the topic to discuss what cars are in the game. I swear, it happens all of the time. You have a negative opinion, people have problems, even if your point is valid. Just imagine when V comes out No more of this, finally...

[Irrational]

Read the last posts of this thread. Is it against the rules to have a contrasting view in the V section? I enjoy the V section at times but it annoys me when you have a negative opinion and get bashed for it. It is like everything is supposed to be rainbows and sunshine. A few members, including me, were discussing how weird the DB5 lookalike's rear fascia looked. The FRAIZER busts in and tells us that we should only use the topic to discuss what cars are in the game. I swear, it happens all of the time. You have a negative opinion, people have problems, even if your point is valid. Just imagine when V comes out No more of this, finally...

Totally agreed, once I even received a 1 month temp ban just for having an opposite opinion from the "crowd".

[Kwandilibro]

Totally agreed, once I even received a 1 month temp ban just for having an opposite opinion from the "crowd".

Oh come on, you can't honestly expect me to believe you got temp banned for a month for having an opposing opinion, thats a load of horsesh*t. You probably recieved a temp ban for flaming other members or trolling. The mods make mistakes but damn don't act like they're a bunch of f*cking idiots.

[universetwisters]

So I'm walking out of the locker room at the YMCA, and a group of kids walking by laugh at eachother and they're all like "HOLY sh*tCOCK THERES A GIRL WALKING OUT OF THE MENS LOCKER ROOM SDJGHUSFIGHUOFISD"

 

f*cking kids these days

[PlainGold]

Members >>> Mods

 

Why? At least they reply to PMs.

[Mr. Scratch]

So I'm walking out of the locker room at the YMCA, and a group of kids walking by laugh at eachother and they're all like "HOLY sh*tCOCK THERES A GIRL WALKING OUT OF THE MENS LOCKER ROOM SDJGHUSFIGHUOFISD"

 

f*cking kids these days

 

Edited September 6, 2013 by VF94

[GTAKid667]

Members >>> Mods

 

Why? At least they reply to PMs.

Not all Moderators ignore their PM's. They get so many a day as it is, they can't really afford to sit and read them while they could be ensuring the forum is in order. Wait a while and you may get a reply...

[PlainGold]

Not all Moderators ignore their PM's. They get so many a day as it is, they can't really afford to sit and read them while they could be ensuring the forum is in order. Wait a while and you may get a reply...

 

 

Read: X minutes ago

 

No need to hide now.

[Moth]

Members >>> Mods

 

Why? At least they reply to PMs.

Mods, the group that is constently sent PM and reports? And if you want a respond from them, sometimes you need to send more than one PM for them to respond.

[Kwandilibro]

So I'm walking out of the locker room at the YMCA, and a group of kids walking by laugh at eachother and they're all like "HOLY sh*tCOCK THERES A GIRL WALKING OUT OF THE MENS LOCKER ROOM SDJGHUSFIGHUOFISD"

 

f*cking kids these days

Sounds like you need a beard.

[The Odyssey]

I hate it how so many people are putting ass and tits as their profile picture in order to get respected.

This whole system is just full of karma whores.

[trip]

So I'm walking out of the locker room at the YMCA, and a group of kids walking by laugh at eachother and they're all like "HOLY sh*tCOCK THERES A GIRL WALKING OUT OF THE MENS LOCKER ROOM SDJGHUSFIGHUOFISD"

 

f*cking kids these days

Long story short:

I(17/18yrs old) was in a RadioShack in NYNY getting a replacement bulb for a strobe light. My girl was standing in front of me and I was behind her with my arms over her shoulders. The dude behind the counter says "Are you a model? A model to be?". My chick points to herself and the dude looks back at me. I say "me"? and he replies with "Wait, you're a dude"!?

 

@weasel - Remember when your cable bill was $19 a month? How about that new 12oz lb they came up with like 15 years ago?

[Moth]

I hate it how so many people are putting ass and tits as their profile picture in order to get respected.

This whole system is just full of karma whores.

Wait, you are telling me that people didn't put ass and tits in there sigs and avatars before this respect sh*t came about?

[The Odyssey]

Wait, you are telling me that people didn't put ass and tits in there sigs and avatars before this respect sh*t came about?

No, but now people are doing it more than ever.

[Moth]

No, but now people are doing it more than ever.

I haven't noticed. Let me guess, in the V forums?

[The Odyssey]

I haven't noticed. Let me guess, in the V forums?

I don't know, I've just seen them around more than usual.

[KFranchise]

 

QUOTE (KFranchise @ Tuesday, Sep 3 2013, 20:09) QUOTE (Harley @ Tuesday, Sep 3 2013, 13:36) Was pretty much addressing you liking Thank Me Later. White girl music, yo.

Don't get me wrong, I'll give anything a chance. But if I don't like it, I stop listening to it instead of throwing a bitch fit.

Straight clown over here. Must be one of those kids who listen to hipster underground sh*t.

Also, this is a rant thread right? This is a thread to vent and not sounding like a ho, like you're doing, right? Why don't you shut your bitch mouth?

Nah, we just don't make a habit of listening to music marketed to fifteen year old girls

Whaa? I don't listen to his music anymore after Take Care. I agree the music he puts out now his ho-ish, but if you don't get the right to sh*t on me, just because I listened to Drake. It makes you sound so pathetic and a flatout bitch.

[na89340qv0n34b09q340]

@universetwisters - When I had long hair the waiters (mostly male) would always call me a young lady. I think I remember one calling me a "cute little girl." :furious: I guess it didn't help that I talked quietly and had feminine poses, but I always felt like sh*t every time we went out to eat.

 

 

 

This whole system is just full of karma whores.

That's what you get when you use a system like this, and combine it with people who want attention online (ie: everyone who writes things online ever). At least there's no downvote system, unless you count member ratings (which will probably disappear soon anyway).

[ExtremoMania]

While I'm loving the new layout of the forums, the only thing I rant about this new layout is the glitch that happens everytime I edit my post, the special colors on my text are removed. I hope they can still fix this.

[The Pizza Delivery Guy]

Boy is preordering a bitch.

 

[Irrational]

 

Totally agreed, once I even received a 1 month temp ban just for having an opposite opinion from the "crowd".

Oh come on, you can't honestly expect me to believe you got temp banned for a month for having an opposing opinion, thats a load of horsesh*t. You probably recieved a temp ban for flaming other members or trolling. The mods make mistakes but damn don't act like they're a bunch of f*cking idiots.

 

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No more.

[FirstLadyofGTA]

Ok. Ok. Rant time.

 

The Odyssey. The book, from acent times. Its one of the worst books I've ever red. Rember in the beginning of the book where the Gods are all "Odessius is the wisest among men" and sh*t? HES AN IDIOT! First, you've got the fatal mistake. Posidon saves his ass from being F'd in the A. And what does Odessius say? "Oh f*ck him! I aint sacraficing sh*t for him. All he did was cover my ass!"

 

Then you've got that part where he get away from the cyclops and the things roaring and sh*t on the side of the island. Then Odisseus is all "Hey, f*ck you Cylcops!" and whats he get for it? A boulder almost destorys his ship. Maby if he had kept his moust shut for just a few more minutes before talkin' sh*t, we wouldn't have almost died.

 

Oh, and that part with that three headed monster? I clearly rember someone (probably that Athena) telling him that he shouldn't arm himself when going through its lair, or he'll get raped. And whats he do? ARMS HIMSELF! Thats like some geinus coming up to you and saying "If you want to get past that motion scencing machine gun, walk slowly" and then running as fast as you can past it. After Odiseeus' guys got eaten he was all "WTF?!"

 

 

 

 

Thats enough for the Odyssey. How about Superman f*cking Returns? Huh? How about YOU WRITE A SCIPT THAT DOESN'T SUCK ASS?! Who the f*ck thought that 15 minutes of Superman and Lois flying around without saying anything is good Summer Blockbuster entertainment? HUH?!

 

Oh, hey, hey, guys, I have a great plot for the next Superman movie. First, I'll call it Superman Returns because it'ill be some alternate universe where Superman decided to trod over to the compleatly gone for thousands of years Krypton. Then when he gets back he will be all "Damn, my dad died while I was gone, even though in the first movie I WAS f*ckING THERE WHEN HE DIED! De da le de deee."

 

Oh, and I have a f*cking great idea for the plot! How about... Lex Luthor makes this master plan to make dirt-cheap land into stupidly high priced land! That must'ov never been done before.....whats that you say? Watch the first movie?! SCREW THAT! Anyways, what about Superman? How will Lex Luthor stop the Man of Steel? Why, by doing whats been done FIFTY f*ckING TIMESby pulling out the kryptonite, of course! Hey, f*ck new plot devices! We have a 350 MILLION DOLLAR BUDGIT TO MAKE THIS THING SUCK!

 

However, we can make some really good plot devices here with ALTERING THE f*ckING EFFECTS OF KRYPTONITE! How about, unlike in every past incarnation of kryptonite where it makes Superman keel over in mass pain from just being in the general areia of the sh*t, he wont even notice hes flying at an entire f*cking island laced with the stuff!

 

See, what will happen is Superman will fly over to the island right up to Lex Luthor, totally not noticing keyptonites everywere and he shouldn't be able to get near it before his powers start crapping out. Then Superman and Lex will talk some sh*t, and then Lex will punch Superman, revealing his master plan! BRILLIANT! Oh, and then after Lex's henchmen beat the hell outta Superman, Lex will stab him in the back with a shard of kryptonite and throw him over a cliff into the water below!

 

At that point Lois will happen to be flying her plane with her guy shes shackin up with who happens to be a pilot! Then, they will swoop by and pick Superman up. Then Lois will notice the peice of Kryptonite thats been broken off into Superman's back and pull it out! THEN SUPERMAN'S FREAKIN FINE!

 

Not only is he fine, Superman can SUDDENLY NEGATE THE EFFECTS OF THE KRYPTONITE moments later! Whereas it once made him keel over in pain and then a few minutes ago it made him powerless, now it will do nothing but BURN HIM!

 

See, what he will do is fly underneath the island of kryptonite, and lift the island into space! Boy, its a good thing he can compleatly negate the effects of kryptonite! No wonder hes Superman, The Man of Steel!

 

Damn! This is one damn good script! Hey, hey, now that we have unbeliveable CGI technology, and this movie in particular has a gigantic budgit, lets not make anything cohesive, or interesting! IN FACT, lets fill about 45 minutes of the movie will COMPLEAT f*ckING SILENCE! Hell, yes!

 

Who needs an awesome battle with Doomsday? Who needs a cunning new supervillan? NOT SUPERMAN f*ckING RETURNS! No, sir! No, sir! Because that would acctually make for an interesting movie! Not only interesting but..... summer movie blockbuster interesting?! NAY, I SAY! GREENLIGHT THIS sh*tTY SCRIPT!

 

 

 

Thats enough for now.

 

 

AlianAntbreaths deeply

 

Holy Canoli that was long....lol...I'm reading the Odyssey now coincidently so I didn't read your whole rant (don't want to spoil it for myself). Take my vote...my good chap.

[sivispacem]

 

 

Totally agreed, once I even received a 1 month temp ban just for having an opposite opinion from the "crowd".

Oh come on, you can't honestly expect me to believe you got temp banned for a month for having an opposing opinion, thats a load of horsesh*t. You probably recieved a temp ban for flaming other members or trolling. The mods make mistakes but damn don't act like they're a bunch of f*cking idiots.

 

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No more.

 

 

A contribution of "this sucks" to a topic is effectively spam. Perfectly deserved I'm afraid.

[Shah Sam]

 

 

 

Totally agreed, once I even received a 1 month temp ban just for having an opposite opinion from the "crowd".

Oh come on, you can't honestly expect me to believe you got temp banned for a month for having an opposing opinion, thats a load of horsesh*t. You probably recieved a temp ban for flaming other members or trolling. The mods make mistakes but damn don't act like they're a bunch of f*cking idiots.

 

http://i.imm.io/1hqdC.png

 

No more.

 

 

A contribution of "this sucks" to a topic is effectively spam. Perfectly deserved I'm afraid.

 

I think that a month temp ban is a little bit too harsh.