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I a rash of bad dreams last night:

Got banned from GTAForums(lol)

Someone messed up the mirrors on all 3 of my Autoart's

I was playing GTA which some how had a Cadillac XTS with LED's in it and then my worst enemy suddenly appeared and started annoying me.

Then when I yelled at him(with some cuss words) to get the f*ck out suddenly his dad appeared with a hammer and we were held hostage in our own house.

That dream ended and then for some reason I was looking for a blue used BRZ to buy(Sort of obsessed with that thing right now lol).

 

So yeah, weird ass dreams, lol.

 

Edit: This may sound rude but I don't give a fat flipping f*ckity rats ass right now! My mom is being a selfish, annoying b*tch.

She figures just because she is sick that she has the right to bitch and be annoying and yell.

She is just coughing and feeling a little sick. Okay, I was sick for 3 days straight. Headache, sore throat, snots, cut up nose, etc.

Did I yell? No, I went to school for two of those days. I wasn't even in a bad mood nor did I "request" anything to be done. She's so frikkin' selfish and thinks the world revolves around her and all of that other petty sh*t I wished she'd shut the f*ck up and go to NC for a week so we could be free of her annoying rants and bitching. She's all mad because the cat sh*t on the floor and wanted my sister to pick it up. My sister didn't wake for a few hours and mom came home, and flipped out when it was still on the floor next to the cat box. Why dafuq couldn't she get her lazy ass up and pick it up herself. It would free her from having to bitch about this petty sh*t like we just killed a guy. So after my mom sees it she get's mad at my sister and crap and starts saying "waah waahh waaaahhhh! Nobody listens to what I'm saying blah blah random cuss words stuck up in there" she slams the door and sh*t.

It just gets on my nerves to hear all of this bitching. She assumes she deserves special treatment because she got a cold or some crap. And she feels the world is going to end when random stuff like cat poop on the floor isn't picked up. She also had the nerve to take my sisters phone away "one that my sister bought with her money". Just cut her f*cking subscription if you're that mad.

Gee, I wish I could go to NC instead so I could be free of all of the mess at home. Screaming and ranting over cat poop! Are you f*cking kidding me?! user posted image What dafuq! I'm so mad right now! What gets me too is the fact that sometimes she says "Tomorrow isn't promised" in her good moods and that we all should cherish our time together. Yeah, so waking my sister up almost everyday bitching about petty sh*t is the way to live huh? How ungrateful you know.

 

Edit: I've chilled but geez the situation is just so silly. I love my mom but why the hell does she act like this sometimes?

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I JUST WANNA F*CKING SLEEP! I'm tired of trying to sleep and all I hear is the sound of someone down the hall snoring their nose off! How does this person not wake themselves up. This has been going on for a few months now and i'm sick of it! angry.gif

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I hate my new upstairs neighbors. They slam doors way too much and have very heavy feet sad.gif

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I hate my new upstairs neighbors. They slam doors way too much and have very heavy feet sad.gif

You slam your doors and get yourself a pair of crutches, then stick a pair of heavy soled shoes on the bottom and then smack them on the ceiling like your walking on the ceiling, see how they like it.*

 

*I waive my responsibility if the neighbours are psychotic and do stuff to you as a result of this. Professional driver, closed course, your home may be at risk if you do not keep up repayments, serving suggestion, may cause anal leakage.

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dozingoff.gif I hate how mom cannot take a joke either.

Seriously, she's becoming like her mom, who she said was cranky, rude, and annoying. She said she hope she'd never be like her, but lol look... confused.gif

 

Oh god please kill me now... dozingoff.gif

I'm sitting near these stupid freshman who are saying "ballsack" over and over. It is soo annoying. My god what is worse, playing off a solo I barely know or sitting next to these idiots acting gay?

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You've got to be f*cking kidding me! Is the world so pussified...are people so f*cking sue happy that 14 is now the cut off age for being retarded and putting sh*t in your mouth that doesn't belong in your mouth?

 

If I put a small piece of plastic in my mouth and choke on it and die - good...I deserved it. Same goes for all of you. mad.gif

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I didn't realise they put the choking hazard warning for children aged over 3 lol. What was the product, out of interest?

 

What annoys me is people on the bus, who put their bag on the seat next to them so nobody can sit down. This applies to trains, trams and other modes of transport as well. Or people who sit on the seat closest to the aisle, leaving the window seat empty. You're on public transport, it's not your f*cking private carriage. It's not so bad if the bus is empty, but when it's clearly filling up so that people will have to take a seat next to someone, that's when you should stop hogging both seats. I'm sorry your highness, are you too important to sit next to the common peasants? Well take the damn car then.

 

 

 

 

 

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You've got to be f*cking kidding me! Is the world so pussified...are people so f*cking sue happy that 14 is now the cut off age for being retarded and putting sh*t in your mouth that doesn't belong in your mouth?

 

If I put a small piece of plastic in my mouth and choke on it and die - good...I deserved it. Same goes for all of you. mad.gif

We're losing natural selection at an alarming rate confused.gif

 

I'm getting a bit sick of this same sex marriage debate going on here in the UK, gays&lesbians have already got civil partnership stuff accepted, but what exactly are they wanting now? Is the civial partnership deal not legally binding or something?

 

 

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^^Some twat did that on the coach down to London. I was one of the last to be picked up so by the time I got on the coach it was pretty much full. There were no spare seats but about 3-4 people had their bags next to them. I politely asked this one dude if he could move his bag so I could have a seat, his excuse was "Sorry mate, it's too big to go in the overhead". Astonished at his utter retardation I shouted "That's what the god damn luggage compartment if for!" and then continued to call out all the other assholes who had done this. They just sat there, staring out the window as though nothing was going on. In the end, I just put some guys bag in the overhead, gave him a stare that suggested I was a murderer and sat down quietly.

 

My main gripe today is with this girl I've been seeing. She's probably the worst person I've ever met in terms of sticking to plans and being punctual. Over this weekend we rearranged to meet three times simply because she had failed previously. Now, if she had let me know, say, a couple of hours in advance, I wouldn't be as bothered. But on Friday, she let me know two hours after, Saturday was an hour after, and last night was also an hour after. It really does my head in. She's been late for work four times in the last two months, she's had to pay various fees with her dentist because she hasn't turned up, the list of latenesses is endless. I don't get why it's so hard to be on time, it's not like it's a f*cking surprise. Bloody people.

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I'll just explain now that I'm calmer.

Okay, I'm just over all tired of the class I'm in.

People just act so immatire and try hard to annoy me. They know they're doing it too. I'm not just overreacting, I've dealt withthis mess for months. Some of it is harrass meant. Getting in my face, breathing on me purposely, reading my business. Just stuff like that.

Sorry if the first post was very unpleasant but I was mad, ya' know. No need to get all worked up or say calm down in a venting thread.

 

And did someone really report this? It's a venting thread. I cannot believe I can't post what I'm mad about now...

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We get it, your pissed off. No need for homophobic slurs.

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Why are you on your phone, how come inever see you around the neighborhood?"

Well sooorrry! For being all polite and trying to engage you possibly to make friends. Jesus Christ, calm down, it's a question, if you don't want to be bothered just answer it and end any further conversation, and no it's not his business unless you choose to tell him, hence why he asked.

 

I really don't know what your problem is, you need to chill the f*ck out.

 

@GG AND STU, I am guilty of the bag thing, I do move it of someone comes near though, namely hot chicks if I'm lucky tounge.gif.

It's always a bit of fun to have a fun little conversation on the bus.

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Why are you on your phone, how come inever see you around the neighborhood?"

Well sooorrry! For being all polite and trying to engage you possibly to make friends. Jesus Christ, calm down, it's a question, if you don't want to be bothered just answer it and end any further conversation, and no it's not his business unless you choose to tell him, hence why he asked.

 

I really don't know what your problem is, you need to chill the f*ck out.

 

@GG AND STU, I am guilty of the bag thing, I do move it of someone comes near though, namely hot chicks if I'm lucky tounge.gif.

It's always a bit of fun to have a fun little conversation on the bus.

My problem is this class is annoying.

You had to be in it to know. I know I need to chill out but I'm evidently grumpy and want to ley it out here.

And about the friend thing, it's not that I don't want to get active or make friends, it's really the person thay annoys me. Since I'm the quiet one in class some people wanna' get all up in my business. This idiot knows I don't like him nor this particular group of people, and that I get irritable easily. And it's the way he acts towards me and he tells everyone my business.

 

And excuse me but why should you have a problem. I'm obviously not in the right mind right now I'm very agitated.

Okay...?

I like how you barely knew how everything happened yet you assumed that the guy asking was being polite when he wasn't.

Gee.

 

It's like I can't even vent here without being looked at funny here. I mean I was just mad. This place was named Grumpy Old Forumers for a reason. Don't try to make me look bad and tell me to calm down. It's a venting thread. But what should I care anyway...

 

And sorry for the slurs. I'm just pissed and throwing out crap without thinking.

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This kifflom guy seems to post way too much in this topic, we all like a rant but you must post at least twice on every page, maybe you should calm down

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This kifflom guy seems to post way too much in this topic, we all like a rant but you must post at least twice on every page, maybe you should calm down

I just post whenever I'm mad when I feel like it. Is there a problem...?

 

Look, I'm not trying to get on on others nerves, but I just get a little mad sometimes. I'm just easily annoyed sometimes, sorry. sad.gif

 

Anyways, the day flipped on me. It went from downright annoying to fairly well. But then again I only seem to be pissed in that class anyways.

And agaim, sorry for the slurs. I don't mean it, just was very 'hot' at the moment.

 

Edit: f*ck me, lol. I ordered the orange Aventador from AUTOart and then the blue one releases today. Oh well. My parents said they'd get me another AUTOart if I get A/B's all year and so far I am. I hope the blue one doesn't sell like crazy or else I'm sh*t out of luck.

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People who say internet lingo in real life are annoying me at the moment. "You mad bro?" is the worst.

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I didn't realise they put the choking hazard warning for children aged over 3 lol. What was the product, out of interest?

Model railroad stuff.

 

@ajbns87 - I agree on the losing natural selection stuff. Don't even get me started...I'm just glad I grew up when toys were fun, with sharp metal edges and stuff. None of the pussy soft, and safe sh*t kids get today.

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I didn't realise they put the choking hazard warning for children aged over 3 lol. What was the product, out of interest?

Model railroad stuff.

 

@ajbns87 - I agree on the losing natural selection stuff. Don't even get me started...I'm just glad I grew up when toys were fun, with sharp metal edges and stuff. None of the pussy soft, and safe sh*t kids get today.

lol Lawn darts were the stupidest idea ever though you have to admit

 

I still played with a lot of dangerous stuff in the 90s. Those slingshots that fired .40 caliber steel balls through three or four milk jugs were awesome. I use to do some dumb sh*t with those too... Put a nail in it one time, and shot it at the garage and it actually stuck in... Except it was the broadside that hit it and stuck.

 

And of course true BB guns were awesome. This airsoft stuff is kinda... confused.gif

 

Thankfully they didn't make it a law for a person to be 16-18 to have all that stuff until after I already had all of it.

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Im Sick of whores in the music industry that put out then act all offended when Guys hit on them....PUT ON SOME CLOTHES OR GET IN MY BED

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I JUST WANNA F*CKING SLEEP! I'm tired of trying to sleep and all I hear is the sound of someone down the hall snoring their nose off! How does this person not wake themselves up. This has been going on for a few months now and i'm sick of it! angry.gif

then grow a nutsack and tell him to stfu

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So this might only applies to my school store, but you may see this in gas stations or convenient stores across America..

 

It's interesting how the 100% Natural Ice Tea drinks are about half the cost of bottled water, yet the ingredients are 1) water and 2) a bunch of other sh*t that tastes delicious. Ice Tea is 95-100% water, so why is it less expensive? You would think it would cost more to make this stuff, well, at least compared to bottled water! Plus, this stuff is healthier too (only 50 calories cool.gif ). So are the soda and bottled water companies ripping you off, or is this company just stupid?

 

For reference, the pink lemonade ice tea drink I got today was 99 cents. The FUSE drinks were over two dollars, along with the Smart Water bottles, and the soda and everything else was all roughly around $1.60-$1.80.

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Pitbull. you are and old talentless piece of crap. please get off the raidowaves.

THANK YOU

 

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The amount of retards on this page is ridiculous! f*ck me, I feel like f*cking Albert Einstein by reading some of the comments there.

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I didn't realise they put the choking hazard warning for children aged over 3 lol. What was the product, out of interest?

Model railroad stuff.

 

@ajbns87 - I agree on the losing natural selection stuff. Don't even get me started...I'm just glad I grew up when toys were fun, with sharp metal edges and stuff. None of the pussy soft, and safe sh*t kids get today.

 

 

And of course true BB guns were awesome. This airsoft stuff is kinda... confused.gif

 

Thankfully they didn't make it a law for a person to be 16-18 to have all that stuff until after I already had all of it.

I got arrested and put in a cell with 2 of my mates (separate cells) for putting rubber glove fingers on a small pipe and stretching the finger to shoot wattle seeds out of at each other (which are smaller and lighter than popcorn kernels)., funny story but am not going to bother typing it out now. Also we got cautions for offensive weapons.

 

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I didn't realise they put the choking hazard warning for children aged over 3 lol. What was the product, out of interest?

Model railroad stuff.

 

@ajbns87 - I agree on the losing natural selection stuff. Don't even get me started...I'm just glad I grew up when toys were fun, with sharp metal edges and stuff. None of the pussy soft, and safe sh*t kids get today.

 

 

And of course true BB guns were awesome. This airsoft stuff is kinda... confused.gif

 

Thankfully they didn't make it a law for a person to be 16-18 to have all that stuff until after I already had all of it.

I got arrested and put in a cell with 2 of my mates (separate cells) for putting rubber glove fingers on a small pipe and stretching the finger to shoot wattle seeds out of at each other (which are smaller and lighter than popcorn kernels)., funny story but am not going to bother typing it out now. Also we got cautions for offensive weapons.

2 Things...

 

@finn - What the f*ck??? You got popped in a cell for that?

 

@Sag - What the f*ck??? You've got to be of a certain age to have a bb gun these days? I grew up with anti-gun, hippie parents and even I had a bb gun before I was 12.

 

 

Grrrrrr...

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Why the f*ck have people always gotta go and change sh*t. Oh horses aren't good enough lets make cars, the iron on monopoly isn't good enough lets make it a cat instead, oh lets makes phones that people can carry around with them. f*ck just leave sh*t the way it was.

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Why the f*ck have people always gotta go and change sh*t. Oh horses aren't good enough lets make cars, the iron on monopoly isn't good enough lets make it a cat instead, oh lets makes phones that people can carry around with them. f*ck just leave sh*t the way it was.

If everyone thought like that we'd still be living in caves and wiping our arses with leaves. If there's one thing I hate its nimbies and luddites who refuse to accept that constant change is both necessary and beneficial.

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Why the f*ck have people always gotta go and change sh*t. Oh horses aren't good enough lets make cars, the iron on monopoly isn't good enough lets make it a cat instead, oh lets makes phones that people can carry around with them. f*ck just leave sh*t the way it was.

If everyone thought like that we'd still be living in caves and wiping our arses with leaves. If there's one thing I hate its nimbies and luddites who refuse to accept that constant change is both necessary and beneficial.

Well everyone doesn't think like that, i'm not looking for a debate. That's just how I feel, this is the rant topic right?

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I suspect you only think like that because there is something that disappoints you or rather something you cannot do, and you blame it on the modern times.

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