Grumpy Old Forumers

[GTA_stu]

Bitches in clubs.

 

I went out the other night and I was having a nice pleasant sit down in this booth near the bar when these 2 girls come over. One was off her f*cking face and the other was trying to help her, the helping one was pretty hot but the other one was in a state and not too nice on the eye. So I helped the girl get her sozzled friend sat down, and she was sitting next to me acting as a buffer between me and her drunk friend. Then suddenly she says "Can you look after her please I'll be right back!" then she vanishes. She must have been gone about 5 minutes before she returned, I mean I could have had my way with her friend and groped her right up if I wanted to. But there were too many people around so alas she remained unviolated. But seriously who leaves their f*cking friend like that with some guy she doesn't even know?

 

So for the 5 minutes I tried to ask her name but she just moaned and groaned and didn't really respond. I think I heard "Katie" but maybe she was just asking me to kill her, I'm not sure. She also kept doing that thing where it seemed like she was going to puke but she didn't, and this made me nervous so I kinda held her at arms length in order to prop her up and keep myself out of the firing line. Eventually she did start puking and it went all over her lap, I caught some splashes. Eeeeewwwww. It wasn't a proper chundering but it was still nasty and disgusting. I could have held her hair back for her or something, but I didn't really want to get too hands on. So she got it all in it bless her, it f*cking stunk. Better her hair than on me as far as I was concerned.

 

Eventually her friend came back with 2 of her friends and they helped her up and took her out, didn't even give me so much as a thank you never mind the other filthy stuff I had running through my head. Disappointment. It was only about 11.30 as well, the night was still young and I'd only just arrived. How the hell do you get so smashed THAT quick.

[Vega LVI]

People at the self-checkout.

 

I swear to everything I love, my girlfriend and I are the only ones who can properly use the self-checkout efficiently and quickly. It's not rocket science to use them. All you have to do is grab, scan and put down and that is it! Nothing elaborate to running a bar code passed a red laser. My girlfriend usually scans the groceries and I bag them as they roll down the conveyer. As she pays, I place the bags into the cart and we are done. For $90 worth of food and supplies, we could be done in three-four minutes. But, here's a little story about every other schmuck in the store:

 

I'm busy working during the week and my girlfriend is always straightening up the house, so we only have time to shop on Saturday afternoons, around noon or one o'clock. At that time, our local grocer is packed to the rafters, so waiting on line for a self-checkout register can become longer than the actual amount of time we spend shopping. I understand if the lines are long, it will take time, but it takes triple what it should. We seem to be the only young adults on line when we go shopping, so besides us, it's itty-bitty old folk or nineteen year old potheads loading up on beer for some frat party. Needless to say, neither party have no f*cking clue on how to scan and bag their groceries.

 

First of all, it takes them fifty-five seconds to examine the item and find its bar code. Then another twenty fumbling with and trying to scan it, when they notice that it won't progress as they have the damn nutrition facts highlighted! So, they call over the assistant, who then swipes their card and does some magic on the screen and swipes the item and that's the end. Now, that is about two minutes per item! My girlfriend spends 1.5 seconds on three! After they are FINALLY done scanning, they have to pay. They always, and I mean always, hit the wrong payment option. So, they have to call over the assistant again. They fix the problem and leave the register. They pay for their items, then I realize they haven't bagged yet! There is about three or four people in each group and none of the others could bag the items. After they try to figure out what items go with what in which bag, they finally get it into the cart and on to the next person. And the routine repeats about five times until it's our turn.

 

Every. Single. f*cking. Saturday. I. Have. To. Go. Through. This. Every. Saturday.

[mikkenugent]

People who work at Wal-Mart, wtf? So I'm refinishin one of my guitars, so I decided to try the spray bomb method of sanding, sprayin, let dry for a day, then clear coat and wait a week. Well I get there to buy my sh*t, miraculously I find exactly all that I need, I go to check out in the express lane where of course no one obeys the 10 items or less rule. Well its my turn finally, the chick rings my sh*t up until she gets to the clear gloss. A slip prints out that tells her its recalled and she cannot sell it to me. I'm fine with that, I don't need some stupid sh*t goin down because of clear coat, well this dumb fukin c*nt proceeds to act like the word recall was a period. She must have said it about 20 or 30 times until she calls her manager. Wtf? Why call the manager I told her that's ok, ring my sh*t up, I'll go to Lowe's and pick what I need up, but nooooo, so the manager comes to tell me the exact same sh*t this c*ntress just said about a million times. Now ok that pissed me off, but the worst part, the thing that got me so close to stranglin this dopey bitch was her vacant look, and her white trash fake ghetto/southern draw. Yes yur tribal arm band was boss in 2003 but fuk you I'm better than u, shut the fuk up you piece of shir, get aids, die, go fuk yourself...fuk Wal-Mart. Oh yea happy fukin Vaginal Escape day to me.

[EscoLehGo]

My gripe today though is with people who go to parties and don't drink, but laugh at drunk people like me, and then talk sh*t the next day, i could go on how mad i am and provide lengthy examples, but i am too tired to rant right now.

Dude, f*ck those people. I can't stand people that party sober and I don't even understand that concept. The few times that I've tried to indulge in any kind of nightlife stark sober it has always been a huge annoyance. Girls that brag about this are the worse, "I dawnt need drinks tah have a gawd tawm, I just like dawncing with mah girls" well f*ck you, I do need drinks to have a good time at these repetitive, stupid f*cking bars and whatever other drunken venues and I don't appreciate you and your c*nty friends pushing your tits up, hiking your skirts up and dancing with each other in a f*cking circle while cock blocking any dude that might approach like you haven't made yourself out to be sexual objects at this point. f*ck off.

[DEALUX]

Maybe some people don't like to poison themselves. But I agree, it's no excuse to be arrogant.

[Greenline]

f*ck people who post YouTube links. It gets posted and everyone laughs and talks about it, and I feel so f*cking left out.

 

I don't know why, but recently it's made me want to punch something.

[buzbegone]

I hate it when people tell me "I had a weird dream last night...". I don't care, it didn't really happen and it's going to be boring. Just because you dreamt it doesn't make it interesting to anyone. I knew someone who told me a dream and it went on for about twenty minutes. That is nineteen minutes and sixty seconds longer than I have to care about something that didn't really happen. Another time she was telling me about a dream her auntie had, so not only was I listening to something that didn't really happen, I was listening to something that didn't really happen to someone I didn't even know.

I glass over and mind wanders after the words "I had a weird dream last night..." so it is just a waste of everyone's time. The statement she made, "If you care about me you would be interested in my dreams", I will put down to the fact that she was an idiot and possibly slightly crazy because she owned more than two cats.

[Pyrrhic]

Congratulations buzbegone on the 4,000th post in this thread.

[Kifflom112]

School lunch.

I was okay with the mediocre sh*t until yesterday I got sick after eating their tomatoes. Today, I was still feeling odd and during practice, I almost fainted because my stomach ache was so bad. Should bring my lunch.

[GTA_stu]

Grrr I'm pissed off. I'd just got back from uni and was walking my dog down this street when this big black dog I'd never seen before appears out of nowhere and runs over to us with a menacing look on it's face. I told it to go away but it just went straight to my dog's face and went for her. Growling and trying to bite her. So I defended my dog and booted it 4 or 5 times and shouted at it, and it scampered off back towards where it came from. Then this woman who I hadn't seen, but who had clearly witnessed what just happened, then starts screaming at me from about 30 meters away.

 

She was pissed off that I'd kicked her dog and then her husband comes out, a massive big fat bald bloke, and he starts shouting at me too. So I shouted back and told them to control their f*cking dog, and I told them that they would have defended their dog too if some aggressive dog started attacking it. Then the bloke starts offering to fight me and says he'll kick my head in. So we both stood there giving it all macho trading insults, probably looking like a pair of idiots. Then my dog was getting scared and I didn't want to get in a fight either, so I walked off and the bloke went inside, but not before flipping me off one last time an shouting "F*CKING C*NT!".

 

Seriously, if they don't want someone kicking their damn dog they shouldn't allow it to get out and start attacking another dog. f*cking idiots.

[DC93]

I hate it when people try to talk to me when I've JUST woken up. My mind's not in a position or state to readily process and taken in information, so why do it? I even re-assure them that I'm not going to remember a single word of what they've said to me later on, yet they still get annoyed about it. Long story short, leave me alone when I've woken up.

[Mr Rabbit]

Grrr I'm pissed off. I'd just got back from uni and was walking my dog down this street when this big black dog I'd never seen before appears out of nowhere and runs over to us with a menacing look on it's face. I told it to go away but it just went straight to my dog's face and went for her. Growling and trying to bite her. So I defended my dog and booted it 4 or 5 times and shouted at it, and it scampered off back towards where it came from. Then this woman who I hadn't seen, but who had clearly witnessed what just happened, then starts screaming at me from about 30 meters away.

 

She was pissed off that I'd kicked her dog and then her husband comes out, a massive big fat bald bloke, and he starts shouting at me too. So I shouted back and told them to control their f*cking dog, and I told them that they would have defended their dog too if some aggressive dog started attacking it. Then the bloke starts offering to fight me and says he'll kick my head in. So we both stood there giving it all macho trading insults, probably looking like a pair of idiots. Then my dog was getting scared and I didn't want to get in a fight either, so I walked off and the bloke went inside, but not before flipping me off one last time an shouting "F*CKING C*NT!".

 

Seriously, if they don't want someone kicking their damn dog they shouldn't allow it to get out and start attacking another dog. f*cking idiots.

that stu is why I generally:

a - hate dogs (one of the reasons)

b - have a certain distain for most people who own dogs

 

some scumbags in this country just get a dog primarily to maul people, not to protect their home, primarily to set it on someone they do not like, or get one of thsse aggressive huge f*cking dogs and dare people to come at them knowing the dog will bite their feet off. These types of people (they can be easilly identified - skinhead, aggressive has a big f*cking dog that is aggressive and barks a lot, the guy you encountered would be of the older variety of that type of knobhead)

my fear of dogs has gone down considerably since I had to live with a woman who ahd 2 staffs for a semester but I still hate dogs.

 

I think that if a dog kills someone, it happens, and if it is like a big agressive alpha type dog then charge the owner with murder, as well as put down the dog. no exceptions, the only reason tog et a dog like that is to harm people (ideally just to harm people who break into your house) but some people abuse that fact and use the dog as a weapon, they should be treated as such with a murder charge.

 

 

On a similar kind of note, i f*cking hate people who drive 4 by 4s for no good reason. when i was at school i would see lots of 4 by 4s dropping kids off, now fair play, some would need it, I mean it was Yorkshire, but for f*ck's sake if my mother's diddy 1 litre corsa could make thsoe hills then no excuse for 4 by 4. Why? it was not some manly show of testosterone or sh*t because 90% of them were women. So what the f*ck was the reason? none of them, not a single one could drive them properly, (women drivers are safer my left bollock)

Why does this irritate me? is it the environment? no, the lack of practicality? a tad, but mostly it was due to the fact that they were morons driving 15mph in the parking area and driveway with little kids around, mini miracle nobody got hit or seriously hurt, infact the only ambulance I saw in 7 years there was for me and that was a lung thing. Some of these idiotic drivers could not see where the f*ck they were going, I saw one stupid bitch nearly knock a kid down (going at 5mph) all the way up the drive, clear line of sight, about 30 seconds to react, and did not stop (whe she got close), never stopped just carried on like there was no kid. Either she was ignorant - thinking she owned the "road" (it was a driveway), or she was blind (in which case feed her license to stu's new enemy's dog), or her reaction time was so bad that she not only should not have a license but should not be left unsupervised for her own safety - lest she walk off a cliff or into a lion's mouth at the zoo, or she was too short to reach the f*cking brake pedal (seen a few short women in 4x4s who can barely see over the steering wheel). And as the kid got out of the way (actually barely) the woman looked at him like HE was in the wrong (but probably about 5 hours later)

 

I know what you are thinking 5mph - not dangerous well, the shape of the 4x4 hood is flat, not a kind of incline are curve on most cars (that make them a bit more streamlined), and at 5mph not enough force to knock the kid up and over the car, rolling over the car so he does not get rolled over, so had this bitch hit him, he would have been knocked down and given her complete c*ntishness shown so far, carried on past the cracking of his skull as all 2 tonnes of the car's weight were exerted on the poor boy's skull by way of the wheels (attached to the wheels were insufficient tyres, another thing I noticed a sh*t-ton of with these idiots).

 

In short f*ck 4x4 drivers, bunch of pricks, and most of them can't f*cking drive ths thing I think they should have a separte driving test for 4x4s, like they do manual and automatic, because the amount of people I have seen driving a land rover and not know what the f*ck they are doing, almost getting other people killed while being much safer is baffling and infuriating.

[Guest]

I f*cking hate the one depressing twat who you have to sit with in every f*cking Maths lesson.

 

I can sit and have a conversation with someone, perfectly f*cking fine.

 

But then you have the autistic dickface clitsquiggle who after every f*cking word that sounds remotely "fun" picks a quote from his bag of sh*t. These primarily consist of "just no" "what are you laughing at" "not funny" or sh*t like that.

 

Gets on my f*cking nerves having the conversation where the person I'm talking to makes a joke, we both laugh, then you have the dumb f*cktard behind you going "no" as if everyone else's f*cking life purpose is to cater to his sh*tty sense of humour.

 

Motherf*cker, we laughed, you didn't, too f*cking bad. I don't give a flying f*cking sh*t if you're upset because x joke didn't suit your criteria which has to be south park related or it's not funny.

 

Just sit down, stop crying, and shut the f*ck up, dumb c*nt.

[buzbegone]

A few weeks ago, some guy in a sh*tty bmw parked in my 'reserved and paid for' parking spot in a small lot. I printed out an A4 note stating that this was a paid for parking spot and not to park there again. A couple of days later he parked there again. I printed out an A3 sign stating 'Reserved Parking, Do not park here' sign and used spray adhesive to mount it on the wall in front of my spot. When I went to park in my spot the next day he had written in texta, after "Reserved Parking', the words 'For Wankers'. About three days later I saw his car parked in the street so I printed out a poster in A2 (reversed) with the word 'f*ckhead' and applied it with spray adhesive to his windscreen, ensuring (as per instructions) I sprayed both materials to be bonded. The disadvantage of course is that I am too scared to park in my spot but he is also too scared to park there so I will class this as a draw for the moment and find a new spot.

[Crokey]

A few weeks ago, some guy in a sh*tty bmw parked in my 'reserved and paid for' parking spot in a small lot. I printed out an A4 note stating that this was a paid for parking spot and not to park there again. A couple of days later he parked there again. I printed out an A3 sign stating 'Reserved Parking, Do not park here' sign and used spray adhesive to mount it on the wall in front of my spot. When I went to park in my spot the next day he had written in texta, after "Reserved Parking', the words 'For Wankers'. About three days later I saw his car parked in the street so I printed out a poster in A2 (reversed) with the word 'f*ckhead' and applied it with spray adhesive to his windscreen, ensuring (as per instructions) I sprayed both materials to be bonded. The disadvantage of course is that I am too scared to park in my spot but he is also too scared to park there so I will class this as a draw for the moment and find a new spot.

You park your car in the spot with a sign on your own car saying "I've told the last guy who parked here not to, so please remove your car"

 

So if the brown BMW owners comes back he won't know it's actually yours.

[Robinski]

A few weeks ago, some guy in a sh*tty bmw parked in my 'reserved and paid for' parking spot in a small lot. I printed out an A4 note stating that this was a paid for parking spot and not to park there again. A couple of days later he parked there again. I printed out an A3 sign stating 'Reserved Parking, Do not park here' sign and used spray adhesive to mount it on the wall in front of my spot. When I went to park in my spot the next day he had written in texta, after "Reserved Parking', the words 'For Wankers'. About three days later I saw his car parked in the street so I printed out a poster in A2 (reversed) with the word 'f*ckhead' and applied it with spray adhesive to his windscreen, ensuring (as per instructions) I sprayed both materials to be bonded. The disadvantage of course is that I am too scared to park in my spot but he is also too scared to park there so I will class this as a draw for the moment and find a new spot.

You park your car in the spot with a sign on your own car saying "I've told the last guy who parked here not to, so please remove your car"

 

So if the brown BMW owners comes back he won't know it's actually yours.

Genius.

 

Just never go as far as the adhesive with this and you're golden.

[Vega LVI]

Parents with babies at restaurants.

 

Last evening, I was trying to enjoy a nice dinner with my girlfriend, who I haven't done much with in this past few months, so I thought a nice meal and night alone would be good for us. After we take our seats and orders and start talking, this man, his wife, his teenaged daughter, young son and baby boy sit down to the table next to us. I don't really mind it and continue my conversation with my girlfriend. Two minutes after this family sits down, little baby son of a bitch starts crying. And when I say crying, I mean the waterworks and screaming. It sounds as if somebody was cutting his balls off. I understand that babies cry, but please, if you're baby is crying, take them outside or away from people to refrain from disturbing the peace. The dumbass father made some stupid, goofy faces that made the baby cry more and the mother tried singing him some God-awful version of Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star. These morons didn't think to themselves after a while, "Hmm... Maybe he's tired, or hungry or has a load in his pants?!" After about ten minutes, I'm pretty elated and, usually I don't do this, I was about to tell these people off, but some real Redneck dude gets up and yells at them to, "Take yer damn kid outsyde!" The father responds to him, "I'm so sorry, sir", grabs the kid and gets him to shut up outside. He eventually returned like fifteen minutes later and the kid was quiet from there on. To be honest, it looks like he gave his baby a shot of NyQuil because he was fading in and out, it seemed.

 

Some people, man. I tell you.

[Kifflom112]

f*cking hate my computer. It costs over 700 dollars, yet it acts like some cheap ass computer at school. (which are terrible). It's not even a year old. Nothing is wrong with it, it's just a slow ass computer.

[ll rdny ll]

I was in town earlier, and I came across an 'Anti-Obama/Pro-Romney' booth set up on the corner of the gas station off the freeway. That's not what pissed me off though, everyone's entitled to their own opinions and it's their right as American's to choose to support that f*cking ignoramus.

 

What really roasted my chumbubbles was that they had pictures of Obama all around their booth, and on these pictures they had drawn little Hitler mustaches with black marker. I can't believe that people can even compare the two. Obama raised the taxes, Adolf Hitler ordered the massacre hundreds of thousands of Jewish people. Seriously, how in the holy f*ck can these two people be compared?

 

Bunch of f*cking idiots in my country.

[Iminicus]

 

I was in town earlier, and I came across an 'Anti-Obama/Pro-Romney' booth set up on the corner of the gas station off the freeway. That's not what pissed me off though, everyone's entitled to their own opinions and it's their right as American's to choose to support that f*cking ignoramus.

 

What really roasted my chumbubbles was that they had pictures of Obama all around their booth, and on these pictures they had drawn little Hitler mustaches with black marker. I can't believe that people can even compare the two. Obama raised the taxes, Adolf Hitler ordered the massacre hundreds of thousands of Jewish people. Seriously, how in the holy f*ck can these two people be compared?

 

Bunch of f*cking idiots in my country.

I hate it when people use derogatory terms for people they disagree with and then get pissed off when someone else is doing the same thing ( be it doctoring images or what have you ). The worst is when they are made about image manipulation but forget that the same thing happened to another sitting President not less than 4 years prior.

 

Study from 2005 about Presidents and Hitler Comparisons.

 

Google Search Result: Bush as Hitler

 

Peace March Image of Bush as Hitler

^ Ironic that is at a Peace March

 

Seriously, how the f*ck can Bush and Hitler be compared? f*cking idiots in every country.

[ll rdny ll]

 

I hate it when people use derogatory terms for people they disagree with and then get pissed off when someone else is doing the same thing ( be it doctoring images or what have you ). The worst is when they are made about image manipulation but forget that the same thing happened to another sitting President not less than 4 years prior.

Seriously, how the f*ck can Bush and Hitler be compared? f*cking idiots in every country.

Honestly, I didn't know about the whole Bush=Hitler thing. I was against the re-election of George Bush back then, I was just too young to vote so I didn't really look into it that much. But the fact of the matter is, they're comparing somebody they don't like to Adolf f*cking Hitler. Be it Bush, Obama, Romney, Kerry, whoever, that shouldn't be acceptable.

Both Obama and Romney are idiots, but Obama is the lesser of two evils (so to speak).

[lil weasel]

You're too young or not a history person. Hitler boosted the economies of the U.S. by causing the Industrial complex to restart the business world after the Great Depression.

It appears some of our recent/current leaders think that if they get a 'good' war going they too will restart the economy.

What with the Bush League mistake of doing a "Poland" on Weapons of Mass Destruction and the resulting invasions.

They forgot or discounted that we have big 'Unions' and Big Business on paper (not major machine based) to contend with now.

And, a 'Viet Nam' burned public. Also, Instead of sending 'gutter scum teens' they sent the old 'professional business' college educated as cannon fodder.

Edited October 14, 2012 by lil weasel

[Iminicus]

I hate it when people use derogatory terms for people they disagree with and then get pissed off when someone else is doing the same thing ( be it doctoring images or what have you ). The worst is when they are made about image manipulation but forget that the same thing happened to another sitting President not less than 4 years prior.

Seriously, how the f*ck can Bush and Hitler be compared? f*cking idiots in every country.

Honestly, I didn't know about the whole Bush=Hitler thing. I was against the re-election of George Bush back then, I was just too young to vote so I didn't really look into it that much. But the fact of the matter is, they're comparing somebody they don't like to Adolf f*cking Hitler. Be it Bush, Obama, Romney, Kerry, whoever, that shouldn't be acceptable.

Both Obama and Romney are idiots, but Obama is the lesser of two evils (so to speak).

If you don't like either mainstream candidate, you should look into 3rd Party options.

 

Did you know in this election both the Green Party Presidential candidate and the Libertarian Presidential Candidate are on ballots in enough states to be viable alternatives? You should look into either of them instead of voting for 'the lesser of two evils,'

[Viperman]

f*cking hate my computer. It costs over 700 dollars, yet it acts like some cheap ass computer at school. (which are terrible). It's not even a year old. Nothing is wrong with it, it's just a slow ass computer.

My parents still have a Tiny PC from nineteen dot. Honestly, with its 56k it makes my HTC look like one of those super computers. I.couldn't even begin to explain how slow it is! I mean, to start it up, and load a .com page.is probably slower than booking a flight to the states, then flying over!

 

But I know what you mean. Girlfriend has a laptop, an advent I think. Only 6 months old with a wired broadband connection. And I still rekon whiping the phone out is quicker for net browsing.

[Finn 7 five 11]

Alright this is my grumpy forum post today, and it's actually driving me crazy.

 

So i have been sick for a while and haven't been working and i have been staying with my dad during this time rather than at home, on Thursday i ran a load of washing since i was at home sick, hung it out on the line and it wasn't dry by evening so i left it out, looked like a nice enough night.

 

Next morning it had rained and all my clothes were soaked, dripping with water, at least the wash dries them a bit with the spin. Anyway among the clothes was this sweater i bought not long ago for about $60 and have only worn once, it's a thick heavy woolen one, i decided i would dry that because i would wear it along with a shirt, so all day i rotated it around in front of the heater with the shirt and by evening it was dry, i don't know what exactly i did with it but i put it away (i think).

 

Then i was feeling okay in the evening so i went to the club with my Dad for dinner, i specifically chose not to wear the sweater because then i would need to rewash it and it looked to rain for a couple more days.

 

***

It is now Sunday night and i haven't left the house all weekend, i decide that if i feel well enough tomorrow i will get the shopping done, i go to get my sweater for the next day and it is gone, weird right? I don't really look for it...Monday morning i have another quick look, nope not there, i go do the shopping and forget about the sweater for now.

 

 

***

It is now Tuesday (Today) and i have spent nearly 3 hours looking for this Damn sweater, my dad hasn't seen it and neither have i, i have turned the whole house upside down looking for this damn sweater, i have looked high, looked low, under couches, behind the tv's, in cupboards, gone through all the closets and old suitcases of clothes, looked through the whole shed, looked in all 4 of the cars, checked the trike, checked the bags of old clothes used for oil rags, checked inside blanket sheets, pillow cases, checked piles of washing, walked around the yard.

I have checked absolutely everything and the sweater has just Disappeared! It is nowhere to be found! WHAT THE f*ck? It's driving me up the walls, i want nothing more than to find this sweater! Yes i have lost things before but i have no idea when these things disappeared, i KNOW that this sweater has disappeared between Friday afternoon and Sunday, and i am certain i have not worn it at all, and i have only been to two places, my Dad has only been to work and back and the club on Friday and we have not had any visitors until after i found the jumper was missing, where the f*ck is it?

 

I am starting to believe in wormholes now, i don't understand how in the flipping f*ck it just vanishes, it actually makes me angry.

 

 

EDIT: The only possible way this could have disappeared is if someone snuck into the house while i was upstairs and then i came down the stairs so they randomly grabbed something and ran, but who the f*ck steals a sweater when they burgle someones house?

There is a multitude of items they could easily have taken.

 

OR I was sleep walking (I had insomnia for like a week before that) and decided to eat my jumper leaving no trace.

 

This is so f*cked up, it's actually making me crazy, i am triple, quadruple checking everything, and if i can't remember what i looked at i go back and check again, driving me nuts!

 

 

Edited October 16, 2012 by finn4life

[Viperman]

Haha funny story Finn. Fortunately my missus does all my washing. I must admit though, I'm the same with car keys. Daily, Im convinced some mystifying forces deliberately miss places them!

[Punk-in-Drublic]

No wonder everyone hates the people who work in the Jobcentre. I was just issued with a “warning letter” for signing on early. Even though I explained that several weeks ago I was told by someone else that I could come early when I finish college instead of waiting around for 2 hours. What a fat, jobsworth prick, if it was that much of a hindrance he could have just told me to come back later instead of going through the trouble of producing a letter. This and the fact that I had to work with some invalid in college who kept asking me questions as if I was telapathic and generally making my day difficult has well pissed me off. My eye lid wont stop twitching aswell, proper stressed.

[GTA_stu]

i have turned the whole house upside down looking for this damn sweater, i have looked high, looked low, under couches, behind the tv's, in cupboards, gone through all the closets and old suitcases of clothes, looked through the whole shed, looked in all 4 of the cars, checked the trike, checked the bags of old clothes used for oil rags, checked inside blanket sheets, pillow cases, checked piles of washing, walked around the yard.

I have checked absolutely everything and the sweater has just Disappeared!

You err, you're not wearing it are you?

[GreatGig]

i have turned the whole house upside down looking for this damn sweater, i have looked high, looked low, under couches, behind the tv's, in cupboards, gone through all the closets and old suitcases of clothes, looked through the whole shed, looked in all 4 of the cars, checked the trike, checked the bags of old clothes used for oil rags, checked inside blanket sheets, pillow cases, checked piles of washing, walked around the yard.

I have checked absolutely everything and the sweater has just Disappeared!

You err, you're not wearing it are you?

God f*cking damn! I spat out my chamomile tea because of that.

 

If there's one reason I'm grumpy right now, it's that those argumentative sh*t-cocks got the Quoteable Notables topic locked. I loved that thing

[Hmmm nice bike]

f*cking sh*t, my refrigerator broke while I was gone all weekend and everything in it had to be thrown out. All the meats and veggies are spoiled, the milk is bad, blood from the now-defrosted meats leaking everywhere. And now my kitchen stinks like rotting meat. I am officially reduced to a diet of soup and bread until I can get a new one for cheap. I'm still pissed off that it conveniently broke while I was gone and how it basically had the time to make everything leak and smell of death.

Edited January 25, 2019 by Hmmm nice bike