Grumpy Old Forumers

[autotheftisgrand]

Almost got abducted by a dirty old man yesterday. I was walking towards the tram station for work when this guy in a car stopped beside me. I thought he was only asking for directions so I entertained him. He introduced himself as a doctor then asked if I wanted to be dropped off at work. Of course I said no, but he wouldn't stop bugging me so I continued walking. He cruised beside and I got irritated so I told him to f*ck off. Then he got angry so I ran as fast as I can. The assh*le tried to run me over with his car. When I almost got to a guard house for a subdivision, he rocketed right past me.

 

BTW: I'm 20 years old, male and have a height of 5'11 (which is pretty tall for a Filipino). Why in God's name did that guy chose me!?

 

It's people like him that keeps me cynical about mankind. What the effin hell is going on in this world!? I mean the guy looked like he had a family and was pretty well off, he looked well into he's fifties. It's like moral decency never existed. It's just f*cked up. :|

[GreatestEver23]

Almost got abducted by a dirty old man yesterday. I was walking towards the tram station for work when this guy in a car stopped beside me. I thought he was only asking for directions so I entertained him. He introduced himself as a doctor then asked if I wanted to be dropped off at work. Of course I said no, but he wouldn't stop bugging me so I continued walking. He cruised beside and I got irritated so I told him to f*ck off. Then he got angry so I ran as fast as I can. The assh*le tried to run me over with his car. When I almost got to a guard house for a subdivision, he rocketed right past me.

 

BTW: I'm 20 years old, male and have a height of 5'11 (which is pretty tall for a Filipino). Why in God's name did that guy chose me!?

 

It's people like him that keeps me cynical about mankind. What the effin hell is going on in this world!? I mean the guy looked like he had a family and was pretty well off, he looked well into he's fifties. It's like moral decency never existed. It's just f*cked up. :|

A prowler looking for young boys. Way too many Weirdos out there, and most of the time they look like your normal person and you never would expect them to be sex offenders. Scary world.

[autotheftisgrand]

It was 6:30 in the morning, the sun was already up and I was in a private subdivision when that happened. They really just spring out of nowhere don't they? That's how f*cked up some people are.

 

Now I'm paranoid whenever I'm commuting to work, I know it's a temporary thing but it's pretty stressful both mentally and physically.

[GreatestEver23]

It was 6:30 in the morning, the sun was already up and I was in a private subdivision when that happened. They really just spring out of nowhere don't they? That's how f*cked up some people are.

 

Now I'm paranoid whenever I'm commuting to work, I know it's a temporary thing but it's pretty stressful both mentally and physically.

I wouldn't worry too much about it, just look tough and scary, idk lol.

[trip]

Ask around.  I'm generally not a dick.  Honest, I like all.

 

But this is 'Grumpy Old Forumers' and not 'I just crawled out of V forums and want to prove I'm cool by bitching about V forums'.

 

On a more personal note;  If you want to crawl out of V forums then crawl out and leave it behind when visiting the other areas.

 

This is not directed to anyone directly - consider it a PSA sponsored by a concerned citizen.

What? It even says in the thread's subtitle "rant about ANYTHING".

Pay him no mind, obviously thinks he can dictate what other people do on this forum.

Where did you get that from my bitching? Or do you like to just be an ass to be an ass? Ya ass.

[GreatestEver23]

Ask around.  I'm generally not a dick.  Honest, I like all.

 

But this is 'Grumpy Old Forumers' and not 'I just crawled out of V forums and want to prove I'm cool by bitching about V forums'.

 

On a more personal note;  If you want to crawl out of V forums then crawl out and leave it behind when visiting the other areas.

 

This is not directed to anyone directly - consider it a PSA sponsored by a concerned citizen.

What? It even says in the thread's subtitle "rant about ANYTHING".

Pay him no mind, obviously thinks he can dictate what other people do on this forum.

Where did you get that from my bitching? Or do you like to just be an ass to be an ass? Ya ass.

Only one being an ass is you sir.

[*MURDOC*]

Ask around.  I'm generally not a dick.  Honest, I like all.

 

But this is 'Grumpy Old Forumers' and not 'I just crawled out of V forums and want to prove I'm cool by bitching about V forums'.

 

On a more personal note;  If you want to crawl out of V forums then crawl out and leave it behind when visiting the other areas.

 

This is not directed to anyone directly - consider it a PSA sponsored by a concerned citizen.

What? It even says in the thread's subtitle "rant about ANYTHING".

Pay him no mind, obviously thinks he can dictate what other people do on this forum.

Where did you get that from my bitching? Or do you like to just be an ass to be an ass? Ya ass.

Only one being an ass is you sir.

I'll respectfully disagree...

 

 

 

Only without the respect.

[018361]

These PC fanboys are doing my head in. I know the pc has more processing power and better "grawfiwcks" but these guys act as if current gen consoles can barely run a freaking SEGA game. I know the tech is dated, but these guys always underestimate what the consoles and what the developers can do. I hope next gen they make it so that you can switch out hardware after it has been considered "obsolete" just so these guys will finally S.T.F.U. I like many other people like playing games with a controller with joysticks and triggers instead of just buttons.

[Crokey]

These PC fanboys are doing my head in. I know the pc has more processing power and better "grawfiwcks" but these guys act as if current gen consoles can barely run a freaking SEGA game. I know the tech is dated, but these guys always underestimate what the consoles and what the developers can do. I hope next gen they make it so that you can switch out hardware after it has been considered "obsolete" just so these guys will finally S.T.F.U. I like many other people like playing games with a controller with joysticks and triggers instead of just buttons.

Ooo, your gonna hate me then

 

If you could switch out hardware then you got a PC, you can also play PC games with a controller

 

Granted the consoles can run more than SEGA games, maybe an N64

 

But you may wish to consider the flip side of the coin in that us PC gamers are consistently screwed over by the game publishers as they hate the PC market cause they think it isn't profitable and think PC stands for Pirated Computer So if we've got a chip on our shoulder and we're taking it out on the Consoles then please let us at least have that grump.

 

Also the hatin' that be goin' on in the topic recently... that be making me grumpy

[GreatestEver23]

Ask around.  I'm generally not a dick.  Honest, I like all.

 

But this is 'Grumpy Old Forumers' and not 'I just crawled out of V forums and want to prove I'm cool by bitching about V forums'.

 

On a more personal note;  If you want to crawl out of V forums then crawl out and leave it behind when visiting the other areas.

 

This is not directed to anyone directly - consider it a PSA sponsored by a concerned citizen.

What? It even says in the thread's subtitle "rant about ANYTHING".

Pay him no mind, obviously thinks he can dictate what other people do on this forum.

Where did you get that from my bitching? Or do you like to just be an ass to be an ass? Ya ass.

Only one being an ass is you sir.

I'll respectfully disagree...

 

 

 

Only without the respect.

Ya? Elaborate...

[Kifflom112]

 

Ask around.  I'm generally not a dick.  Honest, I like all.

 

But this is 'Grumpy Old Forumers' and not 'I just crawled out of V forums and want to prove I'm cool by bitching about V forums'.

 

On a more personal note;  If you want to crawl out of V forums then crawl out and leave it behind when visiting the other areas.

 

This is not directed to anyone directly - consider it a PSA sponsored by a concerned citizen.

What? It even says in the thread's subtitle "rant about ANYTHING".

Pay him no mind, obviously thinks he can dictate what other people do on this forum.

Where did you get that from my bitching? Or do you like to just be an ass to be an ass? Ya ass.

Only one being an ass is you sir.

I'll respectfully disagree...

 

 

 

Only without the respect.

You and Trip and whoever else, all asses, now let's clear this up

[GreatestEver23]

Ask around.  I'm generally not a dick.  Honest, I like all.

 

But this is 'Grumpy Old Forumers' and not 'I just crawled out of V forums and want to prove I'm cool by bitching about V forums'.

 

On a more personal note;  If you want to crawl out of V forums then crawl out and leave it behind when visiting the other areas.

 

This is not directed to anyone directly - consider it a PSA sponsored by a concerned citizen.

What? It even says in the thread's subtitle "rant about ANYTHING".

Pay him no mind, obviously thinks he can dictate what other people do on this forum.

Where did you get that from my bitching? Or do you like to just be an ass to be an ass? Ya ass.

Only one being an ass is you sir.

I'll respectfully disagree...

 

 

 

Only without the respect.

You and Trip and whoever else, all asses, now let's clear this up

Thanks!

[018361]

These PC fanboys are doing my head in. I know the pc has more processing power and better "grawfiwcks" but these guys act as if current gen consoles can barely run a freaking SEGA game. I know the tech is dated, but these guys always underestimate what the consoles and what the developers can do. I hope next gen they make it so that you can switch out hardware after it has been considered "obsolete" just so these guys will finally S.T.F.U. I like many other people like playing games with a controller with joysticks and triggers instead of just buttons.

Ooo, your gonna hate me then

 

If you could switch out hardware then you got a PC, you can also play PC games with a controller

 

Granted the consoles can run more than SEGA games, maybe an N64

 

But you may wish to consider the flip side of the coin in that us PC gamers are consistently screwed over by the game publishers as they hate the PC market cause they think it isn't profitable and think PC stands for Pirated Computer So if we've got a chip on our shoulder and we're taking it out on the Consoles then please let us at least have that grump.

 

Also the hatin' that be goin' on in the topic recently... that be making me grumpy

It is nothing personal, but i was just letting off steam. I do play on PC occasionally also ( both fallout 3 and new vegas, plus gta iv, EFLC,vice city, and Minecraft ) I also have a wired usb controller for pc, but i find that with most games the controller controls suck no matter how much i change my settings.They always seem to have a delayed reaction.

 

I like PC, and i understand how much it would suck to not have a game on your preferred gaming platform just because the developer/publisher doesn't want the game to be pirated and lose money. Consoles are pretty much turning into PC's anyway with the web browsing added to them and whatnot. Oh and that N64 thing was pretty funny so i will be giving you a cookie!

[Kifflom112]

I feel really bad for the mods.

This idiot: El Dumbo

just created like 15 threads making fun of the names of other threads.

It just irks me how stupid people can be. I've never seen this much spamming or trolling on other forums, why is this place being targeted so much? It's annoying.

[Ferocious Banger]

f*ck. No ps3 or Xbox for me. Not even an eight year old game on the f*cking pc for me. f*ck.

[Kifflom112]

Don't you hate when people just bash a game before it's even released?

This happens with so many games, with NFS Hot Pursuit 2010(it turned out good), Forza 4(it was excellent), GTA V, and so on.

 

I've noticed Forza Horizon has a lot of haters and the game hasn't even had a demo yet. A lot of people like it, but some people re really talking out of their ass. I know it's stupid, but when you just see their comments on some videos you can't help but scoff at the stupidity. Some haters actually have their reasons and some are funny or actually true, but a lot I've seen for this game are just awful, here's a comment that set me off:

 

No the players of the game are pathetic because this game is like I said focused on a young audience which finds it awesome to have ridiculous stuff going on at screen. The only proper racing game released this year was F1 2012, because that one isn't this retarded.

It's pathetic really. Just so annoying when people think they know what they're babbling about and say sh*t as stupid as this about a game that's not even released, hell, doesn't even have a demo yet.

[Crokey]

Teeth, f*cking hate the b*stards, why can't we start injecting ourselves with Shark genes, cause when they get a duff tooth their body tells it to get to, and then simply grows another one, no nerves either.... lucky b*stards.

 

I've probably ranted about this before, but then when you need them sorted, it's as if according to the medical profession your teeth are an alien concept to the rest of your body and can't be sorted as easily as other things, plus Dentists are sarcastic pie-ricks.

 

EDIT: Although as this topics just reached 200 pages, that eases it a little.

[Guest]

Seems like my school doesn't know sh*t about hiring teachers who can speak English properly.

 

We have one prick who says "you was" instead of "you were" and another who says "arks" instead of "ask".

Really pisses me off. And it's because of twats like these that it spreads and soon everyone will be speaking sh*t English.

 

Sigh...

[GTA36362355]

Seeing that its the 200th page, I'll rant a little about something that disgusts me. "hehehehehe" That's how people show their laughter on texts. The f*ck are you doing? Did the last bite have a bone which stuck in your throat?

[GTA_stu]

I hate dentists. I haven't been to one in about 3 years, and yes my teeth are perfectly fine. All 4 of them. Man, when they get you to sit in that chair and then send you backwards and raise you up, you feel so vulnerable and awkward. Then he sticks his tools in your mouth and violates you. I hate that little hook they scrape your teeth with the most, feels so horrible and unnatural. The air suction thing I actually don't mind. He's got this other one, but he says if I have a fear of dentists then this one is especially scary so he makes me close my eyes. He keeps it in a bag or something because I hear him unzip it, then he prods my mouth with it for a few minutes. I think it's like a synthetic sponge or something I'm not sure. Anyways after a few minutes he says he's going to give me some mouth wash and squirts a bit into my mouth and tells me to swallow. You can tell he loves his job because when he's finished with that he's always saying stuff like "Oh yeah!" or occasionally he just purrs like a cat.

 

 

[Fnorg]

I f*cking love the dentist. You get your teeth properly cleaned of all that disgusting grime that gets accumulated and the scraping and weird noises is just confirmation of the cleaning. Plus, it's amazing that you can go in with a bum tooth and come out an hour later free of pain. I can't wait to get my wisdom teeth yanked.

[Finn 7 five 11]

^Dentist is brilliant, i know my teeth are in good shape then, i have no idea at why people worry about them, although i do hate having the sucker dry my mouth out.

 

@Greatgig, continuing from before, i got a root lined up and i'm about to head out, hopefully i can keep myself from getting f*cked up and get laid, 4-6months (i forget) is too long haha. Hopefully i don't finish too quick hehe, i haven't had a tug in like a month.

 

Oh sh*t, i forgot condoms i just realized. Eh well i'll get some off someone, i can't really drive to the supermarket right now, and $30 bucks for 1 condom isn't worth it, well maybe it is haha.

 

Anyway guys, wish me luck, i'll let you know.

 

edit f*ck I fell.in in gully SE you good Graff fellas tonsure, nah didn't fit too ducked.

Thanks swore, n.e.r.d. bacon.

Edited October 5, 2012 by finn4life

[Greenline]

f*ck, our money is now worthless. It's reached a point where our highest (unofficial) denomination is around 30 USD (our official highest is around 2-3 Dollars).

 

We're one step higher than the Zimbabwean Dollar and just plummeting at uncontrollable speeds, it's stalled in the last week, but yesterday and today it reached record lows. 1 British Pound is around 70,000 Rials.

 

Here's hoping that the situation will improve before the house is sold, otherwise, we'll just have to double the price to make up for the devaluation and just convert to USD immediately.

[GreatGig]

@Greatgig, continuing from before, i got a root lined up and i'm about to head out, hopefully i can keep myself from getting f*cked up and get laid, 4-6months (i forget) is too long haha. Hopefully i don't finish too quick hehe, i haven't had a tug in like a month.

Well, at least I now know the boundaries at which the point of too much information lies.

 

In all honesty, if I was one of them folk that believe masturbation is a sin, I don't think I'd have made it this long without becoming some sort of sexual miscreant. Needless to say, the night out with the girl didn't go well, mainly due to the fact that she didn't turn up. I was made to sit alone for 45 minutes before she thought it would be a good idea to text me letting me know she couldn't make it. On the plus side, the pints of Mansfield bitter were quite nice.

 

My grumpiness this time is aimed at myself. Well, more so the part of my brain that responds to women. You see, this evening in work I started chatting to a girl. She came in looking for some foil and eventually we started talking about piercings and tattoos, of which I have a few. We talked for about 20 minutes until she decided it was time to leave me be. Before she went, she gave a shy smile and asked if I'd like to join her in having a drink. Now, my brain being the pedantic c*nt it is realised that no time was specified therefore leaving me to assume that she meant there and then. I smiled back and said "Not now, love, I'm working", I then continued to waltz off unaware of what I had just said. It hit me about 2 minutes later, I then proceeded to hit myself enthusiastically.

 

Honestly, what kind of twat says such a thing?! Well, this kind of twat, evidently. It's not the first time I've done this kind of thing. I woman once asked me if I'd like to go for a coffee. I then went ahead and started blabbing on and on about how I'm not keen on coffee unless I make it, or something something, blah blah blah. Honestly, that responsive section of my brain is a dick. A complete and utter penis.

[BullworthAcademy]

If someone says they will buy GTA V used, another guy will come in and say "Yur not gunna by this uzed,we all no u will by dis new."

[Sneakerhead.]

I hate that little hook they scrape your teeth with the most, feels so horrible and unnatural.

I hate that thing with a passion, my gums get REALLY tingly and feel wierd when they put this on my teeth.

 

I don't like the dentst at all, I mean sure my teeth will (and do) look good, bu all that tugging and pulling and scraping I can't deal with.

[Finn 7 five 11]

@Greatgig, continuing from before, i got a root lined up and i'm about to head out, hopefully i can keep myself from getting f*cked up and get laid, 4-6months (i forget) is too long haha. Hopefully i don't finish too quick hehe, i haven't had a tug in like a month.

Well, at least I now know the boundaries at which the point of too much information lies.

 

In all honesty, if I was one of them folk that believe masturbation is a sin, I don't think I'd have made it this long without becoming some sort of sexual miscreant. Needless to say, the night out with the girl didn't go well, mainly due to the fact that she didn't turn up. I was made to sit alone for 45 minutes before she thought it would be a good idea to text me letting me know she couldn't make it. On the plus side, the pints of Mansfield bitter were quite nice.

 

And people wonder why priests are always caught raping little kids.

 

 

Needless to say, the night out with the girl didn't go well, mainly due to the fact that she didn't turn up. I was made to sit alone for 45 minutes before she thought it would be a good idea to text me letting me know she couldn't make it. On the plus side, the pints of Mansfield bitter were quite nice.

Wow, wow, people have no respect at all for anyone, that's f*cked, a simple phone call isn't so hard is it?

 

 

 

My grumpiness this time is aimed at myself. Well, more so the part of my brain that responds to women. You see, this evening in work I started chatting to a girl. She came in looking for some foil and eventually we started talking about piercings and tattoos, of which I have a few. We talked for about 20 minutes until she decided it was time to leave me be. Before she went, she gave a shy smile and asked if I'd like to join her in having a drink. Now, my brain being the pedantic c*nt it is realised that no time was specified therefore leaving me to assume that she meant there and then. I smiled back and said "Not now, love, I'm working", I then continued to waltz off unaware of what I had just said. It hit me about 2 minutes later, I then proceeded to hit myself enthusiastically.

 

Honestly, what kind of twat says such a thing?! Well, this kind of twat, evidently. It's not the first time I've done this kind of thing. I woman once asked me if I'd like to go for a coffee. I then went ahead and started blabbing on and on about how I'm not keen on coffee unless I make it, or something something, blah blah blah. Honestly, that responsive section of my brain is a dick. A complete and utter penis.

 

Nooo! You didn't! No offence bro, (everything's offensive get over it) but you really were being thick, bloody hell mate, what were you thinking?! Oh god.

 

My gripe today though is with people who go to parties and don't drink, but laugh at drunk people like me, and then talk sh*t the next day, i could go on how mad i am and provide lengthy examples, but i am too tired to rant right now.

 

[email protected] before.

 

edit f*ck I fell.in in gully SE you good Graff fellas tonsure, nah didn't fit too ducked.

Thanks swore, n.e.r.d. bacon.

 

^ I didn't get laid obviously, case in point, i got too hammered.

[Kifflom112]

So I'm in band and this week a game was placed on a Thursday night, which I seriously hate. So as I predicted, I woke up the next morning feeling really tired and confused, because we didn't get back to the school until like 11:25pm. And I never got to go to sleep until 1:20am.

 

Throughout today, I was really tired, and my face was really puffy and tired looking. I felt sort of horrible today, all because of yesterday's late game.

[DEALUX]

Have you ever had some tell you they are not going out because they have to take a shower and they can't go out afterwards? What is this crap? Stupid inherited superstitions. I explained to my friend that I always take showers during the day and I have always gone out no matter what season it was and I am OK. You don't just magically get colds, it's a freaking infection!

 

I don't think he really believes it either, but he's too comfortable to confront his dad about this stupid crap. Yeah, his dad won't allow him to go out if he had a shower (unless it's summer). This friend is 18 years old.

[GreatGig]

[email protected] before.

 

edit f*ck I fell.in in gully SE you good Graff fellas tonsure, nah didn't fit too ducked.

Thanks swore, n.e.r.d. bacon.

 

^ I didn't get laid obviously, case in point, i got too hammered.

Ha! What the hell does that even mean? If there's one thing I love, it's drunken babbling.

 

 

Nooo! You didn't! No offence bro, (everything's offensive get over it) but you really were being thick, bloody hell mate, what were you thinking?! Oh god.

 

I know, I know. The thing is, like I said, it's not something I have control over. It just seems that my mind goes somewhere for a while and in the meantime is left in charge with some mongoloid who doesn't know his arse from his elbow. Still, I'm hoping the lass will come back in at some point, hopefully allowing me to make amends.

 

Since I feel like this has become a sort of "Share your feelings" kind of thing, I shall now proceed to complain about subtitles, or the lack thereof.

 

I'm getting seriously pissed off with the lack of subtitles when it comes to online viewing. I fully understand that some people are too lazy to put subtitles on their home videos of uncle John getting buggered by their lovely Labrador and, in all honesty, I couldn't give a flying f*ck about them ones. The problem starts when I want to watch trailers for films or games or, in general, something produced by a company. They put subtitles in their film or game (at least most of the time) so why does an advert, which is considerably shorter therefore leaving to think that it's probably a bit easier, get left out? They always have music blaring over the people talking too, at least until a punch line comes and they cut to silence, at which point I'm left f*cking clueless whilst everyone else roars with laughter.

 

Don't get me started on that poor excuse of a feature on YouTube that enables captions. They basically provide an insight into the world of an Eskimo who's been given the task of translating an obese Chinaman who speaks with his mouth full of urine soaked eggs.